50 Photos That You Might Find Relatable If You Belong In The “Circle Of Idiots” (New Pics)

Earth is That One Bad Neighborhood for aliens

I knew it!

Ha!

Every. D amn. Time.

classic

This is the reason I don't like sending voice messages

one of the girls toilets at my school has a stall door dedicated to writing down the names and grades of boys who had said misogynistic comments or touched people without consent. Amazingly, it hasn't been painted over or scrubbed off.

yes, i can confirm

I don't care how much money I have, I hate wasting food. Why go out? We have leftovers I took the time to cook! My husband is hard to convince, sometimes.

Amen

or she just reassessed the situation herself?

Don't know, have to ask my hubs this one, except it's his recliner.

hey, it has lime juice and... cloud juice!

Depends on if you get one that's an independent human or a man-baby. If he expects you to do everything for him then he's a man-baby, so you ditch that. If he can take care of himself and is fun to be around then he's an independent human so keep him if you like him.

You have $17.87 left? Must be nice

friends with benefits. The benefits? You get to be friends with me.

I had the weirdest one the other day. It was pictures of some wounds (mine), my cats, and me looking pensive and tired, set to music of course. I just started laughing.

what is pet rent - oh hang, be this is the US and they have to pay extra to have a kitty or puppy - what about fish, do you have to pay pet rent for fish Added: - what about kids - they can do so much more damage than pets - do you guys pay kid rent too

Haha I feel this

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Not since they decided my interest rate is 0.1%. Not even joking.

"You spent 1/5 of your yearly salary on alcohol"

In my bedroom I need my pillows to be right, the temperature to be right, the room to be dark, the sheets to be smooth, the noise machine on ... yet I can conk out in a lit room with a throw pillow and blanket on my couch so easily. Why? lol

Clean as it cooks. After you pop it on to cook -unless you need to monitor it- pack everything away, pop the dishes in the sink/washer and wipe down the counters

I'm the kind of girlfriend who will be single

I retired in April, and my former colleagues are going out for dinner next month, they've invited me ❤️

The first time my dad phoned me at my office he asked to speak to me 😂

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Some REALLY devastating news.

Apparently I am either emo/hippie or goth.

Technically wine counts as fruit

Same.

Oh yeah. Some of the questions I've been asked by little kids just took my breath away. 🤣

Yes, which is why I can't volunteer on weekends to do Girl Scouts or PTA events, etc. I need a break from groups of children! What ends up happening to work/life balance is that something has to give. For me, I just can't clean as much as I would like. Some people can afford a house cleaner.

That’s the best.

For real

Every time an Amazon package is delivered to my work - my friend says "Couldn't sleep last night, Karen?" They are not all mine! LOL

Women were telling me "Not if you were the last man on Earth" long before I put on the weight. And lost much of my hair.

Yeah, your point?

Amputation

I have no job yet I still can't sleep as much as I'd like. Probably because I'm too stressed out about being unemployed with no money.

USA, so probably getting proof of insurance information needed for ride to the hospital.

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Ever.

Fact. When Mr Auntriarch goes out for milk and comes back with half a watermelon 😍

I'm a guy, and I don't get the gray sweatpants thing at all... Besides, Hobbes taught me a long time ago that "chicks dig jams." So that's what I wear.

My SiL hosted a "healthy" Thanksgiving dinner for our family. She made a mashed potato substitute out of cauliflower. My dad took one bite and said, "What the h ell is this?" It was rude, but I sort of got it. Don't mess with mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving.

Face it all together at skyfall...🤷🏽

so the other person has to visit, call, and support you first - sounds a tad transactional

Thank you for your contributions to the satanic panic. Also Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz. Also your book club has been a godsend. So many profound stories. I feel like I truly grew as a spiritual entity when you introduced me to the secret. JK hate you.

Daria! I loved this show!

coworker: It's the first day of january-

Now that is pretty good.

Worth it

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Aww... just do you, big guy

Only five years? Amateur!

but brushing powdery snow off it on the other hand...

Sometimes I say "Bye, I'll see you later" to my couch. Does this seem wrong?

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...we were just discussing firing policies... know anything about that?

*sees. Honestly, this apostrophe before every final "S" is becoming a reflex.

Especially if it was meant to be signed for and just left at the front door!

IMPULSIVE thoughts. That is an IMPULSIVE thought.

No contact

If an Introvert was in squid game; Tumblr sexyman- "Would you like to play a game with me?" Introvert- "*Aggressively gestures towards their headphones.*"

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The 'man' in 'manifest' is from the same root as 'manual,' as in, you have to do something to manifest things. Attitude helps but work produces.

I'm too gay to understand this s**t, someone make it Lesbian

Majority of it disappears by the end of the month. Then it starts all over the next month.

I can think about all the things I want to buy but it is not going to happen because I don't have the money.