53 Memes That Call Out Everyone At Once, And You Might Be Surprised By Just How Many Apply To You

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THIS!

Ten dollars with ten dollar shipping? Overpriced! Twenty dollars with free shipping? Amazing deal!

Or, as we used to say, anything fun is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

I know, right? Even the slightest confrontation and this is me. Why I use self talk and count white shoes in public. Who needs it?

Being pale meant you didn't have to work out in the field, and being fat meant that you had enough money to overeat.

If you gotta have calories, make em count.

Oh so true, the menu dilemma

Yep, especially after bathing dogs all day

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Accurate.

That tracks.

That dog!

Quack dealers.

Yeah, I hit the space key.

*durian has entered the chat*

The Venn diagram of things I find funny and the reasons why I'm going to Hell is a circle (taken from a meme I saw).

This is me nearly every night. I live halfway around the world from where I’m from. I don’t know how to get the help that I need. Mental health has only recently become more of an open subject, but there’s still no doctors who can help me because of the language barrier. I’m so lost 😭

Great climber or jumper.

Or the giant cockroach that was on your bedroom ceiling but disappeared by the time you got the broom…

I'm terrible at budgeting, but my bank situation is good because I'm a world class procrastinator. Why buy something now when there's a great opportunity to have a lengthy debate with myself in triplicate and by the time I'm ready to purchase I'm deeply unimpressed and bored with the whole idea.

He was born a curmudgeon. His first words were “Modern comics suck! And get off my lawn!”

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My name IRL is Crystal and I would also like to utilize this lovely aggregate chunk of sand and gravel.

I am baffled by this. Does your calculator have an alarm setting? Also, 38 seconds doesn't seem like much of a deviation. Was this a testing situation? 🤔

Amen.

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There are three truths: yours, mine, and what actually happened.

This must have been so true for me. I’ve broken my neck (C1,) my back (L2), both arms, both ankles and feet bones, and more. I’ve finally got all the metal in my body removed (except for one.) I recently got corticosteroids injections again (it’s been two years since my last steroid injections) …. I’ve made so many stupid decisions over my 48 years on this planet. For everyone reading this: Don’t be like me

So true! When you’re offered something by someone new, never turn it down. They may never ask you again. This is big across many cultures. Always say Yes* (*as long as the situation is comfortable)

That looks more like me trying to get up from a laying down position. 😂

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Why did u save a blank page

Me, after ADHD-dumping, stressing about the apology I'm gonna make in less than a second

Preach!!

I thought those were just your upstairs neighbors' favorite shoes.

If they're lucky!! 😜

Oh hell nah. It's nighttime, I was supposed to be sleeping, and now I want to google that.

Yes, but when I ask 20 people for their opinion they each argue with themselves for half an hour without actually giving an opinion. Got to cut the Gordian knot some time.

Don't just stay calm. Be actively interested in the bee and try to take a picture. Bees always skedaddle the moment you try to zoom in on them

😏🤫

It won't magically put me in a good mood, but woe to those that stand in my way to the coffee!

Sometimes you pull out a red flag just to send certain people on their way.

The only glow it gives is a sheen of moisture because I’m sweating like a ho in church. Hot flashes suck

Merry Catsmas

So I don't know how to explain it but I feel like in the future there'll be a disorder for people who can't / refuse to open up to humans because they opened up to AIs, who as we know never tell the user that they are in the wrong. So these people are scared of opening up in real life because what if they are in the wrong but they cannot know because AI told them they were right. So if they rant to others, and are in the wrong, they'd think the other person could think less of them. It's probably stupid, I know😭 But I am just saying.

Did my fellow Americans get their 90 pounds of cheese in today?