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“My Husband Has A Hot Dog Counter”: 75 Times People Needed To Tweet The Hilarious Things Their Spouses Did
Marriage, that blessed arrangement, that dream within a dream: who wouldn't want a person who's always there with you to laugh, cry, and despair at what the world constantly throws at you? Of course, marriage also comes with its own challenges. Some say that the key to a happy marriage is humor and being able to laugh about things together.
If that's true, then the folks on this list will definitely be together for a long time. Bored Panda has found some of the funniest tweets about married life online, and we're sharing the best ones with you here. Scroll through them and tell us if a good sense of humor is really the best way to keep a happy marriage.
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BeetlejuiceBeetlejuice 5 months ago
When I say that to my friends, they go into hysterics and tell me I wanted to know what they were thinking.
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AuntKaren12 5 months ago
Have known him since childhood, but my husband of 45 years still mispronounces my name when introducing me. the A is long.
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Min (she/her) 5 months ago (edited)
I'll admit it, it probably wouldn't have occurred to me either.
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Cecilie Hammershøy 5 months ago
My husband and I are both the ten minutes early, and that makes us 20 minutes early 🙈🤣
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Geobugi🇰🇷🇰🇭 5 months ago
Option 3, he does not really care because his brain is busy with something else
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
Please. It's not the "Star Wars alphabet". It's the alphabet of Galactic Basic Standard, which is the galaxy's most commonly-spoken language. I'm not saying you have to know everything about your significant other's fandoms, but try a little! XD
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Unbored Panda 5 months ago
You never know when that will come in handy now a days. Better then real housewives or the kardashians.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
Ex and I, when we were still together, used to go to IKEA just to have lunch there after wandering around to look at the displays for a bit. XD Then it actually got too expensive to eat at IKEA :(
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Nuku Nyara 5 months ago
My hubby and I go to lowes to look at their kitchen displays for our date night...we can always dream 🤣😂🤣
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Not-a-Clue (she/her) 5 months ago
I have an official diagnosis of ME (chronic fatigue) so I win that one every time.
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Sara Frazer 5 months ago
I'm telling ya, separate beds in separate bedrooms was maybe one of the best things my partner and I did. We each have different styles of decor, different preferences for mattresses, bedding, pillows, lighting.... I've been having the best sleep of my life
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David Paterson 5 months ago
A bowl of cereal is really quiet compared to some of the noises he could have made.
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Beth Wheeler 5 months ago
I can hear his wife now.....GET YOUR ASZ OUT OF THE BED WITH FOOD!!!!!
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David Paterson 5 months ago
Public health warning: when you get a new pair of super-strong reading glasses do not - and I repeat do not - look at the face of your significant other.
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UnclePanda 5 months ago (edited)
My approach to all clothing - It has to survive the washer and the drier because the odds of it avoiding both are zero.
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Linda van A. 5 months ago (edited)
Then you should eat potato chips yourself so you don't hear it.
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Partypants 5 months ago
What's a swimsuit for men? Isn't that just shorts or did you buy him some neon borat thing?
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T Barth 5 months ago
My 30th anniversary is coming up and I could relate to more than half of these very funny scenarios. These were great!
T Barth 5 months ago
My 30th anniversary is coming up and I could relate to more than half of these very funny scenarios. These were great!
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