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Art imitates life, and so do memes. I had the absolute pleasure of having been invited to one of my closest friends’ wedding this weekend (it was utterly spectacular!), so it’s only natural that I’d want to share a whole bunch of memes about married life with you, dear Pandas.

Our team here at Bored Panda has searched all over the net to find the very best and most spot-on memes about living as a couple in a long-term relationship. Some of these are cheesy and stereotypical while others are spookily accurate, but they all have one thing in common—they’re bound to get a chuckle out of you. Especially if you’ve ever been in a serious relationship before.

As you’re strolling down the aisle-- err I mean scrolling down the list, remember to upvote your fave marriage memes. Be sure to let us know which ones you related to the most and, if once you’re done with this list, you’ll find a boatload more memes right over here. Dearly beloved, shall we begin?

I wanted to learn more about healthy married life and quality long-term relationships, so I reached out to relationship coach Alex Scot, as well as wedding experts Anna and Sarah from The Wedding Society. You'll find Bored Panda's enlightening and in-depth interviews with them below. They're something that you don't want to miss if you're already married or if you're planning your wedding.

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question: did the dog think it was a snake?

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    That’s True Love...

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    5 years ago

    True love right there!

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    Listen To This Problem Solved

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    Keating_5
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    5 years ago

    Yup, sometimes I just tell hubby “I just wanna vent, don’t say anything” so he won’t try to fix it afterwards. Because I don’t need you to fix everything, sometimes I’m just mad and wanna talk to someone before fixing it myself.

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    Saw This And I Just Got This Sub Recommended So I Thought I Post This

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    5 years ago

    i've seen this a million times, yet i still laugh at if

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    #5

    30 Hilarious Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life (New Pics)

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    Marjorie Macrae
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    2 years ago

    I can relate to this.

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    5 years ago

    ooh apply water to burnt area

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    denzoren
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    5 years ago

    I see nothing wrong here. Carry on.

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    denzoren
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    5 years ago

    Lol I really like the response. Haha

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    5 years ago

    Wow these 2in1 products are magic

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    80% Of Posts On This Sub.

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    Keating_5
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    5 years ago

    I love being married to my husband. The pandemic actually confirmed that for both of us, thank god.

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    5 years ago

    seen this a million times too, still laughing

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    5 years ago

    Making snorting noises while laughing at this one.

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    N G
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    5 years ago

    That is actually his wife. And, damn, she's still beautiful. B*tch! 😁

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    5 years ago

    hilarious!

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    Lila Launehase
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    5 years ago (edited)

    Actually, it would be more interesting to keep the newspaper of the day AFTER the wedding, because there would be written everything interesting that happened at the wedding day...

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    How Its Like Being Married

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    Keating_5
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    5 years ago

    …and she finds it: SEE I TOLD YOU!

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    Stille20
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    5 years ago

    Her gym clothes are too tight and she's frustrated that she has put on weight, but also loves food... I get it

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    Oh Dear 😅
#marriageisabliss #marriagebliss #marriage #couples_of_instagram #marriedcouples

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    Harold Summer
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    5 years ago

    I thought this law only applied to our home.

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    Shelli Aderman
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    5 years ago

    Spatchy spatch! 💕

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    Monty Is Fiennes
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    5 years ago

    My Hubby and I go for a 'B*tch Beer' at the pub... so we take as little stress home as possible...

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    5 years ago

    Guilty as charged.

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    denzoren
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    5 years ago

    So...like pet wolf right? *whispers* did you find one?

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    5 years ago

    Then say you want something! Communication is important and I don't get the point of this!

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    5 years ago

    It's the other way round for me

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    Tell Me I’m Not The Only One! #marriedlife #alwayslate
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    5 years ago (edited)

    "i'm not done with my makeup!!!!!"

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    Allan Breum
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    5 years ago

    Easy; just tell people that you're horny, and that you're going home to F*ck. No questions asked, and if you're lucky you won't be expected to attend any further events.

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    5 years ago

    So true...all men in your life actually..

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    Ozacoter
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    5 years ago

    My male partner is the same. I was terrified of driving and on the edge of panic attacks. Now I am driving alone and I am still afraid but much less. Him talking all the time and telling me what to do (whatch out! Look there! You are going too slow) really messed me.

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    #29

    Everyone In The Courtroom Gasps In Horror! 😱😂 Go Follow Creative Funny Force @bonjourbitchesblog For More Laughs!
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    5 years ago

    This is why I'm glad my fiance and I have separate bathrooms. She always does that!

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    5 years ago

    Me: sweetie we’ve got like 20 other working chargers, just take one of those. Him: but I know yours works already….

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    Mrs. Mir
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    5 years ago

    Wife must be a supermodel because dude ain’t ugly.

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    5 years ago

    This is me when I'm sick and I'm not ashamed. I'm basically on my death bed...let me die in peace. What do you mean it's just the flu?

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    God Forbid He Does One Extra Glass
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    5 years ago

    Lol...

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    Why Tho🧐 @motherplaylist
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    5 years ago

    It was my favorite pair, the holes make it more breathable....lol

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    #35

    Finally Found The Meme That Defines Our Relationship.

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    K Witmer
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    5 years ago

    This made me laugh

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    denzoren
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    5 years ago

    Hopefully that doesn't turn into, "Its flying"

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    N G
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    5 years ago

    If you can't be a good example, be a warning.

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    Sky Render
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    5 years ago (edited)

    I've an eidetic memory, which drives my poor fiance crazy. Half the time I remember where she put stuff better than she does, and I wasn't even paying attention when she put them down!

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    K Witmer
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    5 years ago

    I'd much rather puppy shop too

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    Harold Summer
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    5 years ago

    and sometimes I change the paper towel roll, too.

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    I I
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    5 years ago

    those are what we call SOAKING

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    Carmen Sandiego
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    5 years ago

    Fine fine fine

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    5 years ago

    i should!

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    denzoren
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    5 years ago

    I used to always have my phone with me but then I did microbio and it kinda freaked me out. It didn't stop me...I just do it with anxiety now.

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    Miss Cris
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    5 years ago

    You got a new free child!

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    I'd answer "I'll dream an apology to you tonight"

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    Miss Cris
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    5 years ago

    Beautiful dogs!!!

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    rspanther
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    5 years ago

    I would wear a sexy little maid outfit for her.

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    Zara VP
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    5 years ago

    If that ain't the damn truth

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    #50

    For The Love Of God Let Me Just Be Hungover In Peace Woman!!
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    Pau Tea
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    5 years ago (edited)

    Home improvement is not a problem when you can't afford a home *cries in millennial*

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    Libby Tailor
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    5 years ago

    This is me 😀😀😀 My husband is 196 cm, I am 162 cm. I see only top of my hair in the mirror in the bathroom 😀. (I have other, height-appropriate mirror in the house 😊)

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    Neil Bidle
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    5 years ago

    Err...if the glove fits under the ring, isn't the ring too loose?

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    denzoren
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    5 years ago

    But you did find the perfect ones right? That's the only important part.

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    The Deez
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    5 years ago

    Sometimes my kitchen looks like that scene from The Sixth Sense where the mom goes out of the room and comes back and all the cabinet doors are open! (Aaaand I'm just as guilty about leaving them that way!)

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    Ian Taggart
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    5 years ago

    My mom would LOVE a new sewing machine.

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    Monty Is Fiennes
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    5 years ago

    Man I love that sketch....so funny....

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    The so called lady in the top picture can not be trusted to tell the truth.

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    #58

    Looks Like Someone Needs To Brush Up On His DIY Skills This Weekend😂 Follow The Super Funny @_goaskyourdad_ For More!
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    Stille20
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    5 years ago

    So real it hurts

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    Ian Taggart
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    5 years ago

    🧐

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    Keating_5
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    5 years ago

    At least that means she (might) like you!

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    5 years ago

    Science!

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    Monty Is Fiennes
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    5 years ago

    That wouldn't bother me, if I chose venues as well on other nights....My Hubs and I come from two cultures that love their pubs...

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    Dirrty pics

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    Knoura
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    5 years ago

    I stuff everything into a pillow case. I ain’t got time for dat!

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    ‘Tis The Season...🍷🍺🥃
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    Keating_5
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    5 years ago

    Then just say it to my face, because I’m gonna bug you until you tell me exactly what you said and we’re gonna fight anyway

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    Ian Taggart
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    5 years ago

    😈

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    Pumpkin Spice
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    5 years ago

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *grabs vaccuum cleaner*

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    Keating_5
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    5 years ago

    We both are essential workers but have different work schedules (I tend to work nights) so we do the same.

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    Nigel Rodgers
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    5 years ago

    By 7am our neighbors are playing loud music. So fair game.

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    Neill Powell
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    And it's all unintelligible stuff...like the "writing" on that paper...

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    LesKitten
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    5 years ago

    *gasps* DEMON

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    Robert Bailey
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    5 years ago

    practice.

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    Keating_5
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    5 years ago

    A horrible idea, btw!

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    Karen Lyon
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    5 years ago

    Hey, one of my sisters-in-law married my youngest brother because he'd take out the trash. Not the only reason, but it was high on the list! LOL.

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