30 Hilariously Absurd Lyrics Shared On This Twitter That Collects Lyrics ‘You’d Never Believe Are Real’ (New Pics)

this is supposed to be stupid though

Well, he is not wrong

Good job

Fair enough.

Ahaha!! At least he admits it

Done

Mondays

Of course it makes no sense if you take out the context...

Sounds like a frog chugging a pint.

"Speakin' of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels? Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world. If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it." It's an anti-drug song, putting kids doing drugs in the context of poisoning squirrels.

That was a sharp left turn

The lyrics of this entire song should be on this list

Sus

Yeh, but this song is a parody. Doesnt belong in the same list as Kanye West’s written-in-earnest gumph

So that is what this song says.

Poetry/song device missing all of its context.

Berries and cream...

The end of the sentence is missing. The sentence is "I haven't slept since I woke up And found my whole life was a lie".

BUT IT MAKES SENSE..... I am almost f*****g enraged

Ew

"Ode to IBS"

EveryTHING, not everyONE, though...

That's just sad.

Not subtle, but very well put.

M-me?

To be fair, he wrote that song as a joke

It's probably "Deez nutz"....

Tyler's a clown - in the best way

And that's not kanye

Come on Bored Panda. You censored a bikini. A red bikini. This image is literally the album cover. With no rating.

Ed the sock already called this one out. It's a cheap appetizer.

This is hilarious though lol

Same

*cries in athiest*

A case of, when you can't find the right word.. Make it up! Ha, ha, ha..

itsumi mario

Let me say, Pepsi generation...a few lines of misinformation...Watch your money flow away oh so quick....To kill your self properly, Coke is it.

OMG is right.

It's true, minus the rock'n roll

This is him quoting his friend on a hot day.

Frank Iero?

So is a strand of spaghetti.

I know????

Ew

And the sentence before is "The world isn't sad. The world's funny! I get it now I'm a sociopath!"

They do have good fashion sense. Except for the bingo hat....

It's talking about the God damn arms race, Kanye *Rolls eyes*

i dont gecgecgec it

This dude loves boats

I- I think you've got the wrong story, good sir

I love this song though! XD "I see (C) both sides like Chanel, a sea (C) on both sides like chanel"

Damn.

Now that's a dickhead!

Honestly as a white person I can kinda relate...(🚨THAT WAS A JOKE🚨)

Reminds me of a joke..What number do women like better than 69?.........88, cuz the get 8 twice! Wocka wocka wocka...

That's not a fact.

She also has been getting support from him up to 2020 and is 38 years old asking him to buy her a house and stuff....

Nas is a legend.

I'm a sweet potato

Me neither bro

Depression

FFS, are you kidding me? The line is "My son is the one thing I hate to be apart from"!