69 Absurd Lies People Proclaimed Online With Their Whole Chest Only To Get Called Out Big Time (New Pics)
The internet grants us the gift of anonymity. Sometimes, people use it for good, like donations and words of encouragement to strangers. Most of the time, unfortunately, it’s a place where people forget all rules of decorum, manners, and common sense. It’s where the logic “If no one knows who I am, I can do anything I want” applies.
So, it’s not surprising that people lie online constantly. We here at Bored Panda love stupid lies and people calling out fake stories, so the subreddit “That Happened” is one of our favorite places on the internet. It’s a community where people share screenshots of people embarrassing themselves with lies that can only be followed by a sarcastic “Yeah, right” and an obligatory “And then everybody clapped.”
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Turned Down £75.000
Saved The Bar From A Lawsuit
Man Independently Comes Up With Idea For Frankenstein, But Is Suppressed By Feminism
I cannot imagine any (North American) child old enough to go trick-or-treating or to watch Halloween cartoons on TV would be unaware of Dr Frankenstein and his monster. The vast majority will believe that Frankenstein is the monster at least until they are in high school or college, but it would be almost impossible to not "know about" the story and character(s), at least broadly, much beyond kindergarten.
Wow, What A Story, Now I Know That The Truly Oppressed People Are Actually Heterosexuals. Straight Pride Amirite?
That Students Name? Albert Einstein
Voted 4 Times To Own The Libs!
Sure Ya Did Buddy
And Then Everybody Left The Theatre And Clapped
Would be a little sensitive given all the previous films based on the Odyssey that took much more freedoms from the source
Teacher Psychically Cures Deaf Child, Who Is Also Psychic
And you're still an underpaid teacher? You should quit and concentrate on using your gift full time.
A Generous Doordasher
How Much Are Cleaners Paid? Probably $50ph. Yes, That’s What I’ll Include In My Nepo-Baby Story
College Class Clappers
I'm overwhelmed, truly! Never have I heard an original deep thought like "The author was ahead of their time." It doesn't matter what it's referring to. I have to lie down for a bit, I'm absolutely overwhelmed!
Cause That's How Movie Theaters Work
Only A 3-Year-Old Would Believe That This Is Real
Definitely Real School
That's Not How It Works
It's True, I Was The Blood On The Rolex!
Oh im so rich with my overpriced watch and im so tough i can hurt (maybe kìll) people, please give me attention pleaseeeee
Because She Has Never Seen A Straight Couple
Union Bro Got Ur Back
Yeah, This Didn’t Happen
And The Whole School Clapped
Oh To Be Twitter Famous
Looking For Jobs With Only Right Wing Whiners
Can anyone recommend some angry lesbian music? I think I'd probably enjoy it.
That Totally Happened
A Boss This Out Of Touch Wouldn’t Even Be In The Same Room As Oop
Obviously That Happened
Just A F*t Man In A Dress
Er? Abby is one person. Brittany is another person. Collectively, they are - by the usual rules of English grammar, 'they'. Each woman may chose her own individual pronouns - I 'd love for one of them to get really irritated and select 'fvck/you' as her pronouns. 😉🤣
Mmhmm. Im Totally Sure She Did
I Heard They Got A Deluxe Apartment In The Sky Too
Oh My God, What A Chad!
Men Think I’m So Hot, Now Pay Me
#wholesome #inspiring
Getting Ripped Apart In The Comments
Can’t Believe They Outed His Bus Crush!
Hundreds! At Least!
The Problem With Art Supplies
Sure You Did, Jan
They Are Still Doing The Charlie Kirk Posts. This One Is Particularly Dumb. 🙄
Yeah, they do like fantasising that they're being oppressed and bullied, do these modern xenophobic white supremacist snowflake types. Laughing and joking when one of their people beats a congressional representative's husband half to d***h, yes - and come over all b**t-hurt when people dare exercise their right to free speech in joyous celebration when the d3ad hatemonger and all round troublemaker Charlie Kirk got himself k!lled. You see, the Republicans and their allies think it's only acceptable to laugh when their supporters - the white supremacist far right - do the mvrdering or beating half to d***h, especially when they manage to k!ll a civil rights demonstrator and so on. When it's the bad guys - you know, the white supremacist christian nationalists and their fellow travellers who are mocked after getting themselves hurt - ooh no! *That* sort of Free Speech is Bad and Should be Punished. Hypocritical snowflakes.
Youth Pastor In My Small Town That Got Married At Like 19
Gen Z In The Office
The Whole Aisle Resolved To Forever Refer To Them As Chicken Cornflakes
Must’ve Been A Slow Day
No They Did Not
Musk Pays So Much Tax He Breaks The Entire Irs
Thank Ya President Trump!
So Fake It Made Me Cringe
This particular one was started as a joke, it was never meant to be taken seriously. Back when Pakistan tried to mediate the Israel/Iran tensions and Pakistanis started joking about travelling to Israel on their passport. Pakistan doesn't recognize Israel as a country and the passport says very clearly it can't be used to travel there. Also anyone who actually has a Pakistani passport knows pretty well how weak it is and that traveling with one means extra extra extra scrutiny anywhere you go.
Sure, Your Daughter Totally Typed That
Well, that's a fail and also a sign of a closed mind that's been dosed with a good deal of home-taught intolerance and bigotry too. You're supposed to be *learning about Hinduism*, not *imposing your religion*
I Don’t Get Why People Need To Lie
And Everyone On The Plane Clapped
Logan (The Liar) Paul
Logan Paul, someone who can shịt out of two orifices at the same time.
Describing Their Top Surgery. (I Could Believe "Slightly Chuckled" Or "Made A Polite Smile")
I hear this joke so often i wouldn't be surprised if someone made this joke before surgery. Don't think it's so funny you'd need a few minutes to collect yourself though
Pedro Earns Perfect Score On Exam For His Drawing Of Jesus Christ (True)
Pedro, apparently, did not have to sit through confirmation class with an elderly priest, on the verge of a nervous breakdown, who felt the need to describe the gory details of the crucifixion process to a room full of 13-14-year-olds in exacting, horrific detail. Unfortunately I did, and can therefore attest that Pedro's supposed illustration is not at all historically accurate. (The priest was removed from his position a few months later, and I am no longer Catholic, or Christian at all, but I will never forget that lecture.)
Throwback To The Time David Brooks Traumatized His Idiot Friend With Sandwiches
Suuurrrreee… A Waiter Doesn’t Know Who Ordered What
People Wanna Be Victims So Bad
Some Random Guy Took This Picture
No One Would Make That Big Of Deal Out Of This
Worker Gives Free Ice Cream Because She Took A Bite Of Ice Cream?
Maybe The First Two Lines Really Happened
I Often Stumble Onto Strangers In The Woods, Take Their Photos, Then Somehow Track Them Down On Instagram
To be fair, I have lived in Boulder, Colorado, so that he was in Boulder is possible. The rest of it? Hahahaha...
Twitter Gets Worse Everyday
Sure Bud, Totally True
What does your beautiful wife say when you tell your children this could have been your mother?
Child Tells Mom She's Afraid Of Being Turned Into A Boy
Pretty Sure I Finally Found A Way To Pay For My Blue Check Mark
People like this suck. Probably terrible company and not a good friend.
This Person Is Known For Posting Cringe On Facebook. This Cringe Just So Happens To Also Be Fake
I'll Take 'Things That Never Happened' For $800, Alex
Don J Got All That Swag
From the mouth of the person whose latest wedding was paid for in rubles.
That Happened With A Side Of Performative Cruelty
Girlbosses Can Be Liars Too
I walked into BP's office and said that articles like this were too cringey. They fell all over themselves trying to correct it quickly. Then, as I was walking out, they all stood and applauded and thanked me for making BP a better place.
OMG. The level of second hand embarrassment and cringe I’ve felt reading this thread is off the charts. How can someone be so freaking stupid…
I just wish to christ they’d leave the perpetrators’ names visible! Why protect the stupid? They might be able to be taught something if we knew who they are, and even if they’re not, they deserve derision.
Load More Replies...These have sailed so far past lying, they are now on the gentle waves of delusion, heading towards the jagged shores of mental illness.
I walked into BP's office and said that articles like this were too cringey. They fell all over themselves trying to correct it quickly. Then, as I was walking out, they all stood and applauded and thanked me for making BP a better place.
OMG. The level of second hand embarrassment and cringe I’ve felt reading this thread is off the charts. How can someone be so freaking stupid…
I just wish to christ they’d leave the perpetrators’ names visible! Why protect the stupid? They might be able to be taught something if we knew who they are, and even if they’re not, they deserve derision.
Load More Replies...These have sailed so far past lying, they are now on the gentle waves of delusion, heading towards the jagged shores of mental illness.
