“$365 To The Swear Jar”: 45 Funny Posts Parents Shared About Their Kids And Cursing

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Proper English language used French words for nobility. Vulgar means of the people. So any vulgar language was Anglo Saxon words for certain terms. so if you use Anglo words you say pardon my French, because you didn't say the French word.

Polite and adorable

And to the tow truck driver

My wife (southern gal) often refers to pants as 'britches'. One day our daughter toddled out of her room, with no pants, and yelled "Mama! Where my b*tches at?!". In front of our dinner guests...she's 20 now and we still tell the story. ETA: My daughter is 20...not my wife.

What do you guys have for E?

Woke my cats up laughing!! 🤣🤣

It takes a village to raise a kid.

Come on kid you are on the same team have your parents back in public then call them out in private.

Points for honesty

Have you tried combining the two? "Alright you little ****, go clean your ****ing room" ;-)

Well, in the uk, your rear end is spelled a-r-s-e and a-s-s is another word for donkey

guts!

Makes sense. Inquisitive inspiring minds need to know. Make it make sense.

in Madagascar Marty says Oh Sugar Honey Ice Tea. Kids were watching it in the car and I took the first letter of each word and just lost it. So sneaky.

The visual is fantastic!! 🤣🤣

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Now I want to know the average number of swear words it takes to finish specific home maintenance projects.

In Kindergarten I asked my teacher how to spell pig. She told me, then I went and wrote "Ben is a pig" on the chalkboard. Ben was my best friend. :) The teacher was not happy with me.

Very honest. Respect.

Don’t know why ppl get stressed about stuff like this (toast being cut the wrong way). Don’t make a fuss about it just leave it. If they don’t eat it they don’t bloody eat it!

I was visiting one of my cousins and his wife and daughter when the daughter was maybe a year old. In any case, she wasn't old enough to start talking. My cousin said a bad word and his wife jumped all over him. "Frank, watch your language! Damn, Frank!" She never realized it until I mentioned it years later.

Fuzzmuppets successfully added to vocabulary

Haha(*snicker*)

Is there a loop on space mountain?

#double fail

We had a Swear Jar when my oldest was young (he's almost 30 now.). At least once a month, a bunch of us would get together and game all day Saturday. Everybody knew about the jarand promised to use it if necessary. One friend was a lawyer who rarely, if ever, swore. One Saturday, I opened our door and he just handed me a $20, saying "Court was a f*='k%÷g b!tch this week. The opposing lawyer was a d!ck every f$(/;×g day and the judge needs to go the he!! home and a mf'ing nap after lunch or take his fat a$$ back to f

Occifer? 😂

There's a wonderful Calvin&Hobbes comic where the father swears (for some relatable reason), and Calvin and Hobbes say "do you know these words"--"no but I wrote them down so we look them up later"

Is the second word nincompoop?

He’s not really asleep

why!!!!!

yes she is offically ready for you to teach her the official rules+ the swear words to go with them of road rage#atually a adult

Haha my mum called my ex an arsehole and about 2 hours later he came to collect my young son and as soon as he walked in my son was like ‘Nana called you an arsehole’ 😂

My younger, hipper sister babysat my baby boy (2) when Cardi B’s WAP was a big (?) deal. Still smile when I think of his sweet little voice singing “There’s a horse in the house”instead of W H O R E S.

*snort*

Quite the elaborated 2 year old 😅

Scarlett: Rhet there's a hole in your sock. Rhet: Frankly my dear, I don't give a darn!

Definitely legit, except I used the bathroom to do it, after turning on the shower.

Good chance to specify how d!ck is commonly used, btw.

What the firetruck is wrong with you?

In my house, the 'S' word is spelled s n o w. My son would announce "it's swearing outside! "

It's the word that starts with f and ends with k. It is not frisk

Plot twist they were playing teams with their sibling in another room and also Dad in the living room.