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28 Times Kids Hilariously Renamed Things And Made Them Sound Way Better
We all know that kids say the funniest and craziest things sometimes; their young brains haven't been conditioned to follow our narrow rules of speech just yet so they quite often just name things as their creative brains see fit.
And you know what? A vast majority of the time, kids' made-up names for things actually make more sense, are much funnier and more descriptive than the originals could ever wish to be. Ice cubes? Nah, that'll be water bricks, please!
In the list below, you'll get a new perspective on things that we have been taught not to notice. Only the pure, unsullied minds of kids could come up with these poetic observations! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and feel free to add your own in the comments!
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engineer_nope.avi 7 years ago
Same thing: you have to shave them at some point or they'll grow
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KEBI Photography 7 years ago
guess I am a book looker now, totally like it more than reader and bookworm.
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My dog is my co pilot. 7 years ago
When I was a kid I used to call beer or wine daddy's pop. Pop is what the Irish call soda.
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Kai 7 years ago
When I was at school, with 7 yo, i was studying sea stuff for an exam. Our word for cave in "ensenada" and I started saying "ensaimada" that is a pastry-candy. Mother didnt correct me. The teacher corrected me in the oral exam and everyone laught, was pretty cruel cause I really tought I was doing it right. I got really mad with my mother for not correcting me.
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Susan Libby 7 years ago
When my granddaughter was playing on my bed and I asked why it was now a mess and she told me it wasn't a mess, it was a "Disasterpiece". I no longer have messes in my home.
Cheethra 7 years ago
Disasterpiece, I like that. And every child is certainly a happy child when they create a disasterpiece :)
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Withnail 7 years ago (edited)
We used to have Frozen-themed band-aids about two years ago. My daughter is now 4-years-old now, and she still asks for an "Olaf" whenever she has a scrape.
Susan Libby 7 years ago
When my granddaughter was playing on my bed and I asked why it was now a mess and she told me it wasn't a mess, it was a "Disasterpiece". I no longer have messes in my home.
Cheethra 7 years ago
Disasterpiece, I like that. And every child is certainly a happy child when they create a disasterpiece :)
Load More Replies... Withnail 7 years ago (edited)
We used to have Frozen-themed band-aids about two years ago. My daughter is now 4-years-old now, and she still asks for an "Olaf" whenever she has a scrape.
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