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Do you know what PICNIC means? No, we're not talking about an alfresco meal you pack into a hamper and enjoy in a sunny field. We're talking about the acronym, because PICNIC stands for "Problem In Chair, Not In Computer." If this sounds familiar then chances are that you probably work in IT support, and if that's the case then you'll no doubt relate to these funny and sadly accurate comics by Li-Anne Dias. The Californian artist and illustrator decided to draw them after IT workers shared with her the most ridiculous things that people have said to them. Scroll down to see for yourself.

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Michel M. Prins
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It almost sounds like a joke, but it's even worse when they are 100% serious about this

Sue Z Q
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The answer is blowing in the wind.

Julien Le Dû
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Hi, its very horrible to use my wifi at home, i have to stay near my front door every single time!!!" "Well, where is your wifi box?" "Not far, its at my workplace, about 500m from my home"

Gabriela Camarena
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then, there´s us moving around with our phones in the air.

Kjorn
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i Wonder why i never got this question before

L.D. Neill
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was told by the tech crew that the trees on my hill had grown too large and where disrupting my wireless signal every once in a while. Nonsense!

John L
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you tell her that you don't carry the 'windproff' kind, just smile and be nice, ok?

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    #2

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    Катя Арнаудова
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite answer to this question is "mm..MS word" :D

    TexasPK
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would get this answer: I am not using a browser, I am using the internet.

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been using Opera since version 2, in the mid 90s. Its the best of the best! :D

    Julien Le Dû
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What kind of computer do you use? " "I have a printer", " do you have a big box where you put some Cd inside?" " Yes, this is my printer", "No, this is your computer"..............

    Kim Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they tell me 'Internet Explorer', I die a little inside

    Šimon Špaček
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not like IE too but at least they gave you a browser.

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    Kjorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! i so relate to this

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    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The neutral expression of the IT guy is probably best used in this image.

    Eric Trahan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gajillion times I heard all that

    porcupine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the "remember my password" box checked at work and had it lock me out saying my password is incorrect on TWO different occasions now. (It wasn't password reset time either, btw). I promise it DOES happen and it's so embarrassing because who's going to believe I didn't just have caps lock on or something? PCs like to f**k with you, man.

    Cees Timmerman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had that happen when Windows 10 updated Skype by removing the functional desktop version in favor of the flat app one.

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can always write it down, OR you can save them on your Word Pad, where it is an easy recall. Its what I do. :D

    Julien Le Dû
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello, we have a problem, someone stole all our company password!!" ", Allright, can you give me the mail and pasword?" "its xxxxxx@xcompany.fr password xcompany1,2,3,4,5,6....."

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just wrote it on a piece of paper and stick it Under your keyboard... like 50% of the people do

    adoracat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've a security app on my phone that has my passwords, plus a hard copy written down and in a secure place.

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    Konstantinos Pec
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an IT pro I once found a woman's show inside a computer they brought to me to fix!!! I told them that the reason the computer wasn't working was obvious: The shoe pair was missing ;) 12003959_1...b1c9ce.jpg 12003959_10207188482732117_2058058868703017105_n1-58fe492b1c9ce.jpg

    porcupine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT'S REALLY CALLED A DONGLE? I thought my husband was making up words.

    adoracat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really is called a dongle. I was skeptical too!

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever you do, don't talk down here. Once you show her, she will look kindly on you. ;D

    Julien Le Dû
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working wit Orange Internet customer service, i had to fix a customer wifi problem. I asked if her wifi dongle was from us " Is you wifi dongle Orange? No its blue.........."

    Cees Timmerman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'd be a "plugless mouse". Still, built-in Bluetooth or Wifi should suffice.

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    #5

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You pay them because experience is the best teacher. But accumulating it requires time, and effort, which you have not accrued. After all, Time is Money in the Supply/Demand equation. :D

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    #6

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably for the reason why your hand isn't either. Tee-Hee!

    Mark Fergel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't matter. You're holding your mouse upside down anyways.

    Sue Z Q
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... because you haven't fed it.

    Jeffree Inferus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and holding the mouse back-to-front probably doesn't help either.

    Ruminasean
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of these surprise me in the least. Yes it's that bad and worse. Fun post, thank you!

    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I used to do in university library, connect every mouse to another computer. Oh what a rascall I was!

    V4vendetta14
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That caption could have said..."My computer is broken, the mouse arrow is going crazy." Answer, "Because you are holding the mouse upside down."