Wikipedia Has More Than 40 Million Entries But These 82 Are Weirder Than The Others

Beautiful use of language

Nothing cheesy about that.

Okay, I love this sticker!

Those goats must be the happiest goats in the world!

Fair enough.

What did the orcs do to deserve that?

Again, crucial information.

Wasting food is bad, so... well done, Japan.

Even mediaeval monarchs understood that without someone like this in their entourage they would end up like Trump or Musk.

Definitely ugly.

Beautiful. I aspire to become a blobject.

I've had the morbs since late 2015 (since November 2015, to be precise).

Sounds familiar

He looks disgusted.

Czechs have the same, except cockroach instead of crab

Smart

I wanna try...

And look adorable doing so

Tldr; always add the /s.

They should listen to the people who are scientists.

And she had exceptional eyeliner!

(squints) Oh, pipers!

It's important to know!

Oh look, my whole life, and it has a name

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How do I plead? Guilty? or guilty as hell?

One of my favourite stories is how at a friendly match in 2014, Linkin Park's 'Numb' was played instead of the Maltese national anthem.

This seems very sensible to me.

Translation for the French part: "Pancake. Type of crepe. A pancake is a type of crepe that is thicker and of smaller diameter"

Idiot plots for humoristic purposes can be excellent though and the critics shouldn't take everything so seriously

In speedrunning there are always different categories based on some restriction or another. I think this would be such a thing: fastest to drive around the world without breaking the speed limit.

She could use some moisturizer

a definite case of 'not my job" and just asphalt over it

Always thought it was a Russian invention

He had a dream about ouroboroi?

There is literally a twice-baked food in Germany called "Twice Baked" (Zwieback)

T'would appear that shítty partners exist in other species too.

It's theorized that if you fall into a black hole, you get "spaghettified" (not as fun as it sounds).

Of course.

Alongside the myth that holding the Games is of benefit to the general population?

Maybe the dog had its eyes closed, so it said it would open one eye to be able to see... just a personal theory.

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Thanks for clearing that up.

Well then why did they name it that?!

Good for him. He deserves a rest!

So you're meant to grow out of drawing these? Asking for a friend.

#FamousLastWords

Wow, he was right... Newspeak is real.

Just go around.

I went to a seminar once where they had people go around a room and write things about each other on a paper on the wall. This really highlighted the liking gap.

German: Wasch mich, aber mach mich nicht nass. - Wash me but don't get me wet.

That look! oh he's gonna get it!

Wait, is Mr Ouch the person suffering the ouch, or the anthropomorphic electricity inflicting the ouch?

Woke

Wait, these are incredible.

What were the other motto choices? He who smelt it dealt it. Silent but deadly.

Seems like K-Pop producers have taken notice, which is why the performers all have to undergo extensive plastic surgery to look basically identical, which makes them easier to replace without the fanbase noticing.

🤦🏻‍♀️

See? Gender identity and pronoun use has been around a lot longer than certain people would have you believe.

I like it!!

Not listed the letter ø which is pronounced like ö :)

In movies, every room, in every building, has a mandatory window that looks directly at the Eiffel Tower :P

Calinaga buddha butterfly.

I reckon I could have beaten that record.

"My hovercraft is full of eels."

I was taught it stood for "potential of hydrogen" but nobody ever explained why

Well the current president of the US shows that you can, indeed, live an entire lifetime without growing or maturing

If I recall correctly, a number of "numerically brilliant" horses were responding to subtle clues from their trainers. Which the trainers oftentimes didn't know they were giving.