73 Hilarious Screenshots That Prove Not Everyone Paid Attention In English Class
Interview With ExpertEnglish is the most widely spoken language, with roughly 1.5 billion speakers worldwide. However, many would agree that it is also notoriously confusing.
It has odd rules, including silent letters and homophones that can baffle even native speakers. That’s likely why many of them make these simple yet hilarious mistakes and get featured on the Illiterate Britain social media page.
Here are some first-grade-level errors that turned into pure comedy gold. Don’t forget to upvote those that made you laugh and scratch your head at the same time.
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I Must Start Behaving
I’m White With No Style - Would I Fit The Bill?
I mean, I think you can do that in any shower if you really want to, you don't need a special one.
Spotted Today In A Popular Whimsical Store. Unless It’s For Farmers?
Many of you have probably noticed the slight shift in written English. A good handful of people nowadays would use an apostrophe-s (‘s) to denote plurality, seemingly unaware that it is conventionally used to denote possession.
Social media could be one of the biggest influencers for this shift, something English teacher Suchitra Sharma also noticed.
Womens Willie's Brand New
Those Are Certainly All Words
I'll Pass Thank You
Sharma spoke to Bored Panda about her own struggles as someone who speaks English as a second language. She also noted that short-form videos online have made everyone multilingual in their own way, even native English speakers.
“With all the reels and media content we consume, our minds live in a forever multilingual, multiregister state now,” she said. “Even for 50-year-olds like me, '6-7,’ ‘low key,' and other phrases used by Gen Z and Gen Alpha have become a part of our natural vocabulary.
Clam Pensions Are Great For Shellfish People
Band On The Run???
Well, It Confused Me. The Tiny Thank You Too
Slang terms and even written language trends have also influenced these shifts. As Sharma points out, language is elastic, and we see it in today’s AI world, where written text is way too polished.
“When I see people still making those phonetic spelling and grammatical errors, I enjoy their voice. They are not getting dumber or illiterate. Their minds are now absorbing multiple lingos, and they are shifting registers and gears. Since texting or posting online has become ‘like being at home,’ some people are choosing to write how they speak,” she said.
I Think A Dog Might Have Written This
Stop It! You're Just Teasing Me With This Amazing Timber
Not Quite Sure He Doesn't Like The Bobs
The digital space is pretty much a free-for-all. You don’t need to adhere to proper writing rules, and no one will police you for not doing so. Preply’s Language Trends and Digital Media Expert Madeline Enos sees this as another major influence on how people communicate through text today.
Shiver Me Timbers
Horce!
Yep!
I'm sitting here trying to read this aloud to see if I can make it make sense. But I can't. What is this person on about?
“Digital and social media platforms often reward being able to respond to fast-moving trends and cultural conversations as quickly as possible,” Enos said. “This can mean users care less about perfect spelling, punctuation, and grammar because speed can seem more important than correcting mistakes.
“As a result, people may be more likely to guess the spelling of words they’ve only heard before when writing a quick response, rather than taking the time to check everything is precisely correct.”
Comment On A Post About Resellers
Slamanala Is Not A Nice Thing To Get
Ah....thats What They Are Called
Many of the texts here are words people wrote as they sounded, seemingly oblivious to proper spelling. According to Enos, it isn’t necessarily a sign of declining literacy standards, but rather a sign of language evolution.
“Spelling a word phonetically when you’ve only heard it, rather than read it, is a long-standing phenomenon that has helped shape the way language evolves over time,” she explained. “One example is ‘rebracketing.’ This happens when speakers mishear or reinterpret the boundary between words. Over time, these reinterpretations can even change how words are used.”
Lincoln 2014
This Notice Was Stuck To The Wall In My Friend's Bathroom By The Senior Carer, Who Apparently Had Top Level Care Svqs (Qualifications)
Oh No... Not The Gestpo
The examples on this list are largely humorous, even ridiculous for some. However, Sharma says it wouldn’t be accurate to conclude that people are becoming dumber or less literate.
“For educators who want to address this issue, the gold standards of reading comprehension and writing are still the same. I would perhaps add that educators should be teaching about shifting registers when the situation demands it and treat social writing online as informal communication,” she said.
What Are They Actually Trying To Say?
Wow ..wonder What That Dog Looks Like ??
Although informal communication exists, Enos says it is still important to learn and build strong literacy and grammar skills.
“For educators and tutors, it can be more useful to strengthen core literacy and grammar skills than to focus too heavily on individual online mistakes. Building those communication foundations can help people express themselves more clearly and confidently, both online and offline.”
4 Persis
I Have Noticed A Huge Amount Of Shop Fronts, Awnings, Signs With Massive Errors
I Know A Battery-Powered David, If That Helps
My Pasty Tastes A Bit Leathery
Stalker Cats And Their Lawnmowers Eh?
In Any Case They Aren't Gargles. They're Growtesks
On A Local Spotted Site
Crikey, I Thought The Last One Was Bad. This Is A Goggle In The Title And A Gargle In The Description
Who's Eileen?
Thankfully, I Don't Think Anyone Ever Found A Body
Blimey..she Wants A Lot For Free !!
Not Sure I Want To See How This Plays Out
Food Fighters
A Gem
I Don't Think It Has
Perfect For The Wee Kiddies
Wording aside, why wouldn't you clean this before taking the picture? Especially since it looks like someone has had a serious 'accident' on that chair.
A Local Group 'Celebratina' The Quys Who Stopped A Dinghy From Collecting Migrants From France
Not All At Once I Hope!
Sounds A Bit Wonky To Me LOL. From My Local Site
Little Desert
Sorry to repeat myself, but there was a pub near us, closed now because of some brouhaha involving a baseball bat. It used to offer 'free deserts' with Sunday Lunch. I was tempted to ask 'Sahara, Gobi, Antarctic?' but I never did.
Shack Attack
I'd better stop, I'm starting to see errors where there are none. Tiered. Curriculum Vitae. Atmospheres.
A Distant Relation Of The Boulder Terrier
Now The Nights Are Drawing In, Do You Struggle For Enough Light To See Where You’ve Left Your Baked Goods?
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Flea For Your Lives!
Bowels
This Popped Up On Facebook Earlier
Stepping Hill Hospital, It's Been There For At Least 20 Years And When They Put A New One Up They Faithfully Copied The Original Letter For Letter
From A Thread About Boat-Based Immigrants
This is, sadly, representative of the intellect of the average Reform supporter in the UK.
As Opposed To Being Armed With A Phaser? Good Job It Was Unphased Then. It Could Have Turned Deadly Quite Quickly
Platesfull
I’m told platefuls is now the preferred practice. No, I don’t agree or use the form. I was taught it’s multiple plates, not multiple fuls.
Got To Love An Apostrophe
There must be a reason why mussels gets its wrong apostrophe after the S and why oysters doesn't get a wrong apostrophe at all ...
Spotted During One Of My Ground-Hops A Few Months Ago
Spelt Wrong Twice Ffs
A Local Restaurant Advertising On Facebook
Always Put A Capital A For Anythink
Funny-Illiterate-Britain-Posts
Well, That's That Then
Let's Hope This Is Their Defence Barrister
Home Bargains Finest!
They Never Actually Revealed What The Dingy And Illegal Thing It Was He Destroyed
Spotted On Market Place
Why Is That Urgent?
Needs Softer Toilets
Hope They Didn’t Barge Anyone Out The Way To Grab The Bargain…
Just A Post On My Local Community Page 🤣. The Irony Of Trying To Correct People's Spellings And Making Mistakes Like This 🤣🤣
How can you not remember how you typed the same word earlier in the same sentence?
Question: Which type of grammar fail from the article made you chuckle the most? Answer: There were no grammar fails in this article; they're all phonetically misspelled words.
I think they all are - makes you proud of are country!
Load More Replies...As someone who lives in the Midlands area, if you're wondering how a lot of them speak, then this list is a good advertisement.
Question: Which type of grammar fail from the article made you chuckle the most? Answer: There were no grammar fails in this article; they're all phonetically misspelled words.
I think they all are - makes you proud of are country!
Load More Replies...As someone who lives in the Midlands area, if you're wondering how a lot of them speak, then this list is a good advertisement.
