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English is the most widely spoken language, with roughly 1.5 billion speakers worldwide. However, many would agree that it is also notoriously confusing. 

It has odd rules, including silent letters and homophones that can baffle even native speakers. That’s likely why many of them make these simple yet hilarious mistakes and get featured on the Illiterate Britain social media page. 

Here are some first-grade-level errors that turned into pure comedy gold. Don’t forget to upvote those that made you laugh and scratch your head at the same time.

#1

I Must Start Behaving

A social media post with extreme spelling mistakes and grammar fails about a mobility scooter.

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Laughing Orc
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1 day ago

Upvote for Allo Allo reference!

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    #2

    I’m White With No Style - Would I Fit The Bill?

    Screenshot of a post with grammar fails using an inappropriate word instead of walk-in shower.

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    Laughing Orc
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    I mean, I think you can do that in any shower if you really want to, you don't need a special one.

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    #3

    Spotted Today In A Popular Whimsical Store. Unless It’s For Farmers?

    A floral print notebook labeled as My Dairy, a perfect example of grammar fails

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    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    Have to keep those milking records and cow names somewhere

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    Many of you have probably noticed the slight shift in written English. A good handful of people nowadays would use an apostrophe-s (‘s) to denote plurality, seemingly unaware that it is conventionally used to denote possession. 

    Social media could be one of the biggest influencers for this shift, something English teacher Suchitra Sharma also noticed.

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    #4

    Womens Willie's Brand New

    Online marketplace listing showing women's wellington boots with grammar fails

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
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    23 hours ago

    Is this still available? Asking for a friend.

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    #5

    Those Are Certainly All Words

    Red vintage Model T Ford featuring a comment filled with hilarious grammar fails

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    bubu
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    What?

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    #6

    I'll Pass Thank You

    Handmade candleholders with lips on them listed online with humorous grammar fails in the title.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
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    23 hours ago

    Made by mother and daughter?

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    Sharma spoke to Bored Panda about her own struggles as someone who speaks English as a second language. She also noted that short-form videos online have made everyone multilingual in their own way, even native English speakers. 

    “With all the reels and media content we consume, our minds live in a forever multilingual, multiregister state now,” she said. “Even for 50-year-olds like me, '6-7,’ ‘low key,' and other phrases used by Gen Z and Gen Alpha have become a part of our natural vocabulary.

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    #7

    Clam Pensions Are Great For Shellfish People

    A social media post with grammar fails where someone misspelled claim as clam and wrote hi instead of I.

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    Chris England
    Community Member
    16 hours ago

    Clam pensions have to be applied for on February 30th

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    #8

    Band On The Run???

    An online comment with grammar fails of band instead of banned and a funny reply

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    Nikole [8647]
    Community Member
    11 hours ago

    National anthems

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    #9

    Well, It Confused Me. The Tiny Thank You Too

    A sign warning of a wet surface with a grammar fail spelling slippery as slipperrary.

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    Ace
    Community Member
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    1 day ago

    🎶It's a log way, to Sliperrary...

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    Slang terms and even written language trends have also influenced these shifts. As Sharma points out, language is elastic, and we see it in today’s AI world, where written text is way too polished. 

    “When I see people still making those phonetic spelling and grammatical errors, I enjoy their voice. They are not getting dumber or illiterate. Their minds are now absorbing multiple lingos, and they are shifting registers and gears. Since texting or posting online has become ‘like being at home,’ some people are choosing to write how they speak,” she said.

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    #10

    I Think A Dog Might Have Written This

    A social media comment showing funny spelling and grammar fails about dogs

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    EmJay
    Community Member
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    1 day ago

    I read this in an Irish accent. It made sense.

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    #11

    Stop It! You're Just Teasing Me With This Amazing Timber

    Grammar fails in an online listing spelling treated wood as tantalised

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    Maya_D
    Community Member
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    22 hours ago

    I don’t even know what they meant here.

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    #12

    Not Quite Sure He Doesn't Like The Bobs

    A social media post with a funny grammar fail about Sydney Sweeney bobs.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    1 day ago

    What is it supposed to say?

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    The digital space is pretty much a free-for-all. You don’t need to adhere to proper writing rules, and no one will police you for not doing so. Preply’s Language Trends and Digital Media Expert Madeline Enos sees this as another major influence on how people communicate through text today.

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    #13

    Shiver Me Timbers

    An online post selling a pilates board misspelled as pirates board, showing grammar fails

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    Arrr, it's from the gym, lad.

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    #14

    Horce!

    A Facebook post asking for horce feilds highlighting funny grammar fails online.

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    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    I hope you find one. May the horce be with you

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    #15

    Yep!

    Hilarious grammar fails in a text message spelling focus, life, and from incorrectly.

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    Daisydaisy
    Community Member
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    1 day ago

    I'm sitting here trying to read this aloud to see if I can make it make sense. But I can't. What is this person on about?

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    “Digital and social media platforms often reward being able to respond to fast-moving trends and cultural conversations as quickly as possible,” Enos said. “This can mean users care less about perfect spelling, punctuation, and grammar because speed can seem more important than correcting mistakes.

    “As a result, people may be more likely to guess the spelling of words they’ve only heard before when writing a quick response, rather than taking the time to check everything is precisely correct.”

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    #16

    Comment On A Post About Resellers

    A social media post with grammar fails where prophet is used instead of profit.

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    Armac
    Community Member
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    1 day ago

    They were probably hoping to make a phat prophet.

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    #17

    Slamanala Is Not A Nice Thing To Get

    An online comment with a grammar fail spelling salmonella as slamanala when talking about eating raw fish

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    Julie S
    Community Member
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    15 hours ago

    Salmonella

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    #18

    Ah....thats What They Are Called

    A social media ad selling wooden planks labeled as Timber Joyce's showing a funny grammar fail

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    Laughing Orc
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    No, they mean the timber belongs to Joyce, clearly.

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    Many of the texts here are words people wrote as they sounded, seemingly oblivious to proper spelling. According to Enos, it isn’t necessarily a sign of declining literacy standards, but rather a sign of language evolution. 

    “Spelling a word phonetically when you’ve only heard it, rather than read it, is a long-standing phenomenon that has helped shape the way language evolves over time,” she explained. “One example is ‘rebracketing.’ This happens when speakers mishear or reinterpret the boundary between words. Over time, these reinterpretations can even change how words are used.”

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    #19

    Lincoln 2014

    Hilarious grammar fails spray-painted as Durgs We Deal on a wall

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    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    A supplier who proves how efficient their products are

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    #20

    This Notice Was Stuck To The Wall In My Friend's Bathroom By The Senior Carer, Who Apparently Had Top Level Care Svqs (Qualifications)

    Handwritten sign containing funny spelling grammar fails about a white spong

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    EmJay
    Community Member
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    1 day ago

    Spong!!

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    #21

    Oh No... Not The Gestpo

    An outdoor protest sign showing a hand-drawn spelling and grammar fail.

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    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    That’s gazpacho.

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    The examples on this list are largely humorous, even ridiculous for some. However, Sharma says it wouldn’t be accurate to conclude that people are becoming dumber or less literate. 

    “For educators who want to address this issue, the gold standards of reading comprehension and writing are still the same. I would perhaps add that educators should be teaching about shifting registers when the situation demands it and treat social writing online as informal communication,” she said.

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    #22

    What Are They Actually Trying To Say?

    A Marketplace listing of a table base named Chris, showcasing funny grammar fails.

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    Ace
    Community Member
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    1 day ago

    ..mas tree stand?

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    #23

    Wow ..wonder What That Dog Looks Like ??

    A social media post asking for German shaped puppies showing hilarious grammar fails.

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    Maya_D
    Community Member
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    22 hours ago

    Sorry, my puppies are shaped like France.

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    #24

    Well?

    A social media post with extreme grammar fails and spelling mistakes about a railway group

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    Cerulean
    Community Member
    23 hours ago

    A model railway group? 🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃

    Although informal communication exists, Enos says it is still important to learn and build strong literacy and grammar skills. 

    “For educators and tutors, it can be more useful to strengthen core literacy and grammar skills than to focus too heavily on individual online mistakes. Building those communication foundations can help people express themselves more clearly and confidently, both online and offline.”

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    #25

    4 Persis

    Grammar fails on a social post spelling purses as persis

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    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    4 per sis?! That’s a bargain if I only had one.

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    #26

    I Have Noticed A Huge Amount Of Shop Fronts, Awnings, Signs With Massive Errors

    A grave headstone featuring a prominent spelling and grammar fail.

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    #27

    I Know A Battery-Powered David, If That Helps

    A Facebook post spelling electrician as electric lan, showing classic grammar fails.

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    Armac
    Community Member
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    1 day ago

    No but I can put you in touch with a wind up Gareth.

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    #28

    My Pasty Tastes A Bit Leathery

    A pastry dough filled with raw ingredients labeled as suede instead of swede, illustrating grammar fails.

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    21 hours ago

    It will eventually become a Cornish pasty.

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    #29

    Stalker Cats And Their Lawnmowers Eh?

    An online missing pet post with grammar fails describing a black cat constantly mowing

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    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    Cheap lawn care.

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    #30

    In Any Case They Aren't Gargles. They're Growtesks

    A grammar fail advertisement selling two gargle statues on Facebook Marketplace

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    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    But I want them for my desk!

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    #31

    On A Local Spotted Site

    A social media post showing grammar fails where someone asks for holiday recommendations in Grease instead of Greece.

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    Analyn Lahr
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    1 day ago

    Well, can you sing?

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    #32

    Crikey, I Thought The Last One Was Bad. This Is A Goggle In The Title And A Gargle In The Description

    An online listing showing grammar fails with a gargoyle statue listed as goggle on the phone.

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    Laughing Orc
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    This has to be the same person.

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    #33

    Who's Eileen?

    A dark blue table with stag head drawer handles showcasing grammar fails in the description.

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    AnnaB
    Community Member
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    1 day ago

    ?

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    #34

    Thankfully, I Don't Think Anyone Ever Found A Body

    An attention notice sign with a spooky grammar fail writing no body instead of nobody

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    J M
    Community Member
    16 hours ago

    Maybe it's a funeral home?

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    #35

    Blimey..she Wants A Lot For Free !!

    A social media post with a funny grammar fail asking to massage me instead of message me.

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    Ghostchaplain16
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    1 day ago

    That's got to rub people the wrong way! 🤣

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    #36

    Not Sure I Want To See How This Plays Out

    A Christmas market flyer with a spelling and grammar fail reading join us our Christmas fate

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    FETE + FARE = FATE. Fare enough.

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    #37

    Food Fighters

    Grammar fails in a free items ad listing Foo Fighters as Food Fighters

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
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    23 hours ago

    They are clearly into rock.

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    #38

    A Gem

    Grammar fails on a car listing with multiple typos like bourt and sell

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    Chris England
    Community Member
    16 hours ago

    This is making my brian hurt. See what I did there???

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    #39

    I Don't Think It Has

    Social media post with embarrassing grammar fails confusing kefir with Kafir

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    Lemonenema
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    Ow ow my brain

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    #40

    Perfect For The Wee Kiddies

    An online listing selling kids play toys with a hilarious grammar fail in the title.

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    Laughing Orc
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    Wording aside, why wouldn't you clean this before taking the picture? Especially since it looks like someone has had a serious 'accident' on that chair.

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    #41

    A Local Group 'Celebratina' The Quys Who Stopped A Dinghy From Collecting Migrants From France

    A text post containing a highly confused grammar fail with several typos.

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    Maya_D
    Community Member
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    22 hours ago

    I mean, I like the sentiment, so far as I can understand it.

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    #42

    Not All At Once I Hope!

    An online listing for a Winnebago Brave camper with hilarious spelling and grammar fails.

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    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    Serious business have been conducted in that caravan

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    #43

    Sounds A Bit Wonky To Me LOL. From My Local Site

    A dark green armchair listed online as a swayed chair, showing common grammar fails.

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    The Short Lady
    Community Member
    13 hours ago

    It swayed? That sounds unstable.

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    #44

    Little Desert

    A social media post of a dessert misspelled as little desert, illustrating grammar fails

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    Serena Myers
    Community Member
    20 hours ago

    Sorry to repeat myself, but there was a pub near us, closed now because of some brouhaha involving a baseball bat. It used to offer 'free deserts' with Sunday Lunch. I was tempted to ask 'Sahara, Gobi, Antarctic?' but I never did.

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    #45

    Shack Attack

    A social media post with grammar fails asking about car parts including tierod and ball joints

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    I'd better stop, I'm starting to see errors where there are none. Tiered. Curriculum Vitae. Atmospheres.

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    #46

    A Distant Relation Of The Boulder Terrier

    A Ring doorbell camera capture with a post containing grammar fails spelling rottweiler as rockwhiler.

    Jessica Taylor Report

    #47

    Now The Nights Are Drawing In, Do You Struggle For Enough Light To See Where You’ve Left Your Baked Goods?

    Grammar fails on social media post selling handmade candle scones instead of sconces.

    Introducing Candles Scones By Jml! No More Faffing About In The Dark When You Own Candle Scones By Jml! Find Them In Wilkinson’s, Robert Dyas And All Good Stores

    Dawn Marie Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    "Faffing", a beautiful old British Empire word.

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    #48

    Flea For Your Lives!

    A window sign with funny grammar fails spelling flea treatment as flee treatment.

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    Nikole [8647]
    Community Member
    11 hours ago

    Run!

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    #49

    Bowels

    A stack of plastic dog bowls on a blue tarp with a handwritten sign containing spelling and grammar fails.

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    Maya_D
    Community Member
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    22 hours ago

    I have my own, thanks. They came with the body.

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    #50

    Gardening shovels on display with a sign featuring grammar fails of there instead of they are

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    #51

    This Popped Up On Facebook Earlier

    An online post with spelling grammar fails showing four instead of for twice.

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    Fred
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    double wedding?

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    #52

    Stepping Hill Hospital, It's Been There For At Least 20 Years And When They Put A New One Up They Faithfully Copied The Original Letter For Letter

    Hospital direction sign showing spelling grammar fails with Laborotary Services

    Barrie Harnett Report

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    #53

    From A Thread About Boat-Based Immigrants

    A long social media comment filled with confusing spelling and grammar fails.

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    Laughing Orc
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    This is, sadly, representative of the intellect of the average Reform supporter in the UK.

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    #54

    As Opposed To Being Armed With A Phaser? Good Job It Was Unphased Then. It Could Have Turned Deadly Quite Quickly

    An unphased heron stands atop a car, demonstrating how easily grammar fails in captions.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    Premium
    23 hours ago

    Spock will deal with it.

    #55

    Platesfull

    A restaurant menu showing a plateful of food under the word JOY, illustrating funny grammar fails.

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    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    I’m told platefuls is now the preferred practice. No, I don’t agree or use the form. I was taught it’s multiple plates, not multiple fuls.

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    #56

    Got To Love An Apostrophe

    A restaurant window listing fresh seafood with grammar fails spelling whelks as whells.

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    Daisydaisy
    Community Member
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    1 day ago

    There must be a reason why mussels gets its wrong apostrophe after the S and why oysters doesn't get a wrong apostrophe at all ...

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    #57

    Spotted During One Of My Ground-Hops A Few Months Ago

    Handwritten note with a funny grammar fail spelling possible as possable on a cash-only payment sign

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    Ace
    Community Member
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    1 day ago

    The quotes are even worse than the spelling.

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    #58

    Spelt Wrong Twice Ffs

    Subaru car engine listed on Facebook Marketplace with spelling mistakes as funny grammar fails.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    7 hours ago

    This one *might* have been Autocarrot.

    #59

    A Local Restaurant Advertising On Facebook

    A restaurant menu sign on the street with grammar fails spelling breakfast and brunch wrong.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
    Community Member
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    14 hours ago

    Can't claim it's the Americans this time. :-)

    #60

    Always Put A Capital A For Anythink

    A job request post with grammar fails using the word anythink twice instead of anything

    Alan Hyde Report

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    #61

    A text conversation with obvious spelling and grammar fails about not feeling right

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    Maya_D
    Community Member
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    22 hours ago

    Or an English teacher.

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    #62

    Funny-Illiterate-Britain-Posts

    A marketplace listing of a pink kettle with a name tag of John representing a grammar fail.

    Claire Heller Report

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    I don’t get it.

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    #63

    Well, That's That Then

    Facebook post featuring hilarious grammar fails and typos like sropped and plaun

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    Armac
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 day ago

    Racist, illiterate idiot

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    #64

    Let's Hope This Is Their Defence Barrister

    Passionate fan post showing massive grammar fails and incomprehensible sentences about MCFC

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    Michelle Winchester
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    what?

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    #65

    Home Bargains Finest!

    Grammar fails on a store sale sign spelling dispenser as dispencer

    Claire Helen Maddern Report

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    What’s the issue?

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    #66

    They Never Actually Revealed What The Dingy And Illegal Thing It Was He Destroyed

    A social media text post with spelling and grammar fails about an illegal dinghy.

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    Joe Publique
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    Captain Thugwash.

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    #67

    Spotted On Market Place

    Online marketplace listing showing a trampoline with a funny grammar fail spelling it as Trambolin

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    visacrum
    Community Member
    16 hours ago

    Errday I'm trambolin

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    #68

    Why Is That Urgent?

    An urgent notice sign at a bar containing a minor punctuation grammar fail with a misplaced apostrophe

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    Natalia Jahooblies
    Community Member
    20 hours ago

    I think the random apostrophe is the issue.

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    #69

    Needs Softer Toilets

    A restaurant review with grammar fails including checking on a regular basic instead of basis

    Alan Whiteland Report

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    The case for punctuation

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    #70

    Hope They Didn’t Barge Anyone Out The Way To Grab The Bargain…

    An online marketplace listing containing grammar fails in the product description.

    Alison Eldridge Report

    #71

    Shelves of candy jars with grammar fails including misspelling of dolphins as dolfins.

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    J M
    Community Member
    16 hours ago

    ONE POUND FOR A SINGLE GUMMY?? Are you ok????

    #72

    Just A Post On My Local Community Page 🤣. The Irony Of Trying To Correct People's Spellings And Making Mistakes Like This 🤣🤣

    An online post filled with spelling errors and grammar fails about the name of a town.

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    David Morgan
    Community Member
    16 hours ago

    How can you not remember how you typed the same word earlier in the same sentence?

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    #73

    Hmmmm

    A breakfast photo caption containing grammar fails like delishous and beakfast.

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    EmJay
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 day ago

    Bird food for a beakfest.

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