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The Florida Man meme has been going strong for more than a decade. Created in 2013, it continues to capture the bizarre side of Florida.
From a naked guy chasing people in a Chick-fil-A parking lot to a woman trying to scam a lottery winner, there seems never to be a dull moment in the Sunshine State, and these memes ensure that this doesn't go unnoticed.
To find more hard-to-believe Florida Man headlines, all you have to do is check out the list below, courtesy of the Florida Man subreddit.
Scroll down to discover the weirdest pieces of news Floridians somehow ended up in, and don’t forget to upvote the ones you couldn’t dream up in your wildest fantasies.
While you're at it, make sure to check out a conversation with Cathy Salustri, a Florida writer and journalist, who kindly agreed to tell us about the other side of Florida Man headlines.
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#1
Florida Man Dives In And Saves A Drowning Black Bear
Multa Nocte 9 months ago
OK, this is one of the few times I can actually support a Florida Man.
PFD 9 months ago
Yeah, this one feels like it's breaking the rules of the game
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Riley Quinn 9 months ago
This isn't a stereotypical Florida Man, but a Florida biologist. The bear needed to be trapped in order to be relocated, so wildlife officials hit him with a tranquilizer. The startled bear headed for the lake. Read the rest here: http://www.whitewolfpack.com/2013/07/a-florida-biologist-dives-in-and-saves.html
Maartje 9 months ago
He was. He had been tranquilized by wildlife officials in an attempt to remove him from a residential area. He panicked and ran into the ocean.Adam Warwick jumped in to save him.
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#2
Florida Man Locks Baby Daughter In His Car And Nearby Florida Inmates On Work Detail Break Her Out Using A Coat Hanger While Florida Mother Proclaims "Them Bust That S**t Right Open So Thank God For The Criminals In The World"
Multa Nocte 9 months ago
I know. There's a lot going on there, isn't there?
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MandaPanda 9 months ago
Florida man, Florida inmate, Florida baby, Florida mother, there’s a lot going on here
Riley Quinn 9 months ago
Not all criminals are immoral pieces of crud or they'd be politicians instead.
Crystalwitch60 9 months ago
That we do in I’m in the uk lol !! It’s called get out my way scum parent n smash a front window to get in while someone else calls the cops to arrest the complete inhuman ! Same as them as lock dogs in cars no tolerance what so ever !
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#3
Florida Man Messes With The Wrong Person, Beaten Up By Former NFL Player Who Caught Him M******ating Outside Daughter's Window
Sherry Moore 9 months ago
From the looks of the one guy, the other man showed incredible restraint
Beth Wheeler 9 months ago
Good that creep needed to have the hell beaten out of him for that. If I was on a jury I would say NOT GUILTY for Daddy. Years ago some creep kiidnapped a boy that was about 12 and you can guess what he did to the kid before he was rescued. Daddy was at the airport when the police brought him back and shot and killed him. The jury said NOT GUILTY even with as ll the testimony and video.
Shannon Donnelly 9 months ago
Not to get all political, but NFL player isn’t stupid. He’s in Florida, and he’s a black man beating a white guy. Doesn’t matter that he’s completely justified for doing so. Too many cops have shown up in similar situations and it’s not usually the white guy catching a bullet from the cops. And the “Stand Your Ground” states usually find a way of justifying anything.
Crystalwitch60 9 months ago
But also USA has. Shoot now ask questions later mentally! This is one of those times I’m in uk n trust me 60 disabled mother of two 23-20 had this guy or anyone done this I’d be the one happily doing time !!!!
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Tony Beckham, former Detroit Lions player just happened to notice Cassidy in the bushes. https://www.reviewjournal.com/news/nation-and-world/ex-nfl-player-beats-up-man-he-caught-looking-into-daughters-window-1575522/
Crystalwitch60 9 months ago
So as a mother I’m 60 disabled now n my kids are 23f -20m ! that piece of s**t doing this wouldn’t have a black eye ! He would be in icu eating food thru a straw n I would happily being doing time !!!!!!! said pervert should be thanking his lucky stars he’s not DEAD 🤬
Snowkit 9 months ago (edited)
If he did this to my lil siblings, he’d be worse than dead. I’d lock him in my attic and t*****e him till his last breath…edit: t-o-r-t-u-r-e. Curse you bp censoring!
Load More Replies... Renee H. 9 months ago
I have always said most of the crazy people come from Florida! I know this from experience. i wonder if it's in the water? 🤔
Tha Monkey 9 months ago
I came from Florida, but left after 6 months, so maybe that's why I'm only a wee bit crazy? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Load More Replies...As a proud Floridian and author of Florida Spectacular: Extraordinary Places and Exceptional Lives, writer and journalist Cathy Salustri is determined to show that the Sunshine State is more than the Florida Man stories and crowded theme parks by shining a light on little-known moments from its fascinating history.
Therefore, she strongly disapproves of Florida Man headlines and the popularity they have garnered through the years.
#4
Florida Man Loses 160 Pounds To Achieve Lifelong Dream Of Becoming A Soldier
Shannon Donnelly 9 months ago
How does qualify as a “Florida man” story?? This is the exact opposite of what I think of when I hear the words “Florida man”
Duxall Inarow 9 months ago
That man pictured on the left did not weigh over 320#, so I'm calling shenanigans.
#5
Florida Man And His Two Friends Rob A Drug Store Of $320,000 In Pills, Take Precautions Like Wearing Surgical Gloves So They Don’t Leave Prints, But Toss Empty Pill Bottles Out The Window Of Their Getaway Car, Which The Cops Follow Like Bread Crumbs To Their Front Door
#6
Florida Man Pardoned By Trump On Jan 6th Charges Gets Arrested On A Gun Charge A Day Later
Nikole 9 months ago
Good. A fair number of them have since committed more crimes (shocking). One in Indiana was shot by a cop during a traffic stop as he was reaching for his gun.
Maartje 9 months ago
I think that Darwinism will help remove these idjuts from the population. Let's observe them and given the opportunity, help them with this.
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Chris the Bobcat 9 months ago
The Fraternal Order of Police endorsed the traitor trump for President. They really didn't like it when he pardoned his fellow Jan 6 traitors and took to the 'net to say it. Don't know why they complain. They got what they signed up for.
Bored Potato 9 months ago
A lot of them have been rearrested actually, a good number of them for crimes against kids... you know.
Charity Angel 9 months ago
People who support a man who brags about committing SA? I'm shocked. Shocked, I say.
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Robert Beveridge 9 months ago
I knew there were too many positive stories for a thread on Florida. Back to usual!
Riley Quinn 9 months ago
Couldn't care less if they all end up back in prison or a cemetery. They are scum. They aren't worthy to breathe our air.
"Florida Man" headlines are the least ethical form of journalism that exists short of Fox News. Frequently the people "featured" in these stories may be struggling with mental illness, and these "journalists" who make fun of them are punching them down," she explained.
"These memes and stories also minimize the astounding beauty and wonders of our state. There's so much to celebrate in Florida, and it's a waste to sell all that out for cheap jokes."
#7
Florida Man Caught Illegally Feeding Wild Alligator Resists Arrest: "He's A Good Boy…and He Loves Bagels"
Featherytoad 9 months ago
Wow, I just saw this last night on Hulu called weird arrests. He kept claiming it was a turtle. He posted himself doing this on some social media, and someone made a complaint to FWC. If he was claiming it was a turtle to get out of a fine, it didn't matter, because you can't feed those either.
Rich Black 9 months ago
it's also illegal (in florida) to feed: burmese pythons; rattlesnakes; sharks; venemous box jellyfish; black widow spiders; bears; boars; pigeons . . .
Robert Beveridge 9 months ago
"I'm rooting for the crocodile! I hope he swallows your friends whole!"
#8
Florida Man Starts Gofundme To Build A Tunnel Under Trumps Boarder Wall
Multa Nocte 9 months ago
Again, I am happy to see that there are a few "Florida Men" who don't seem to fit the negative stereotype.
Shannon Donnelly 9 months ago
You mean not being a Trump fan or being some kind of unheard genius when it comes to having a mastery of local geography? 🤔😆
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Rich Black 9 months ago
wait . .. there's a wall in Florida, too? who does it keep out? Cubans?
#9
Florida Woman, 73, Scares Off Naked Intruder Who Was 'Gyrating In A Lewd Manner' By Taking Out Her Dentures And Yelling 'Grandma No Teeth!'
Libstak 9 months ago
That's my master plan for intruders too, look as demonically unhinged as possible. Remind them everything is so much juicier to eat down here in the dark lords pit of pain.
Gracie Mae 9 months ago
oh, my, wouldn't i loved to have seen that in action! guess it's difficult to be turned on with a screaming granny chasing you with no teeth...!
Riley Quinn 9 months ago (edited)
I'm more impressed with this 82yo bodybuilder who defended her home. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYLaobn-YVM
As for why there are so many colorful characters that often end up in the news, Salustri has two explanations for it. "As Florida writer Craig Pittman is quick to point out, Florida has public records laws that make it relatively easy for anyone to access arrest reports and other documents," she said.
#10
Florida Man Kept Rambling On To Friends About Dead Palm Trees. Turns Out, He'd Spotted A New Disease K*****g Thousands Of The Florida's Signature Trees
Michael Largey 9 months ago
No one listened to him because the Florida government considers all scientific evidence to be just woke grooming.
Rich Black 9 months ago
wait . . . he was the only one who noticed? everyone else was too high?
Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 9 months ago (edited)
Was he actually "rambling", or were the people he considered "friends", just not listening to what he was actually saying? Although, apparently someone eventually did pay attention and listened to him.
#11
Florida Man Attacked And K**led By Pet Cassowaries. Becomes First Human K**led By The Species Since 1926
Undercover 9 months ago
To keep neighbours and family and other visitors out! 🥰😍
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Tucker Cahooter 9 months ago (edited)
What idiot would want to deliberately import these for pets anyway?
Silje Olsen 9 months ago
Indeed, never a good idea to keep raptors as pets :)
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Alecto76 9 months ago
I'm amazed it's been 100 years since someone was killed by one. They just look like they leave carnage in their wake.
Tom Brincefield 9 months ago
They just emphatically showed they aren't pets.
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After Years Of Pushing Sandy Hook Conspiracy Theories, Florida Man Who Worked With Alex Jones Is Arrested For Sharing Sandy Hook Parent's Ssn
Riley Quinn 9 months ago
For those of us who don't believe in Hell, we need to start a GoFundMe to build one, specifically for people like Alex Jones and his minions.
Tamra 9 months ago
Why?? Why would these idiots create this narrative? What do they get from torturing those poor parents? I just don't understand what the pay off is for behavior like this.
Remi (He/Him) 9 months ago
A really short version: There was a school shooting in Sandy Hook, and for some reason many right wing nutters especially Alex Jones have since decided to claim it's a hoax and attacked the survivors and the relatives of the shooting victims.
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rv branham 9 months ago
drop both of them onto one of those uninhabited south pacific atolls being wiped out by rising sea levels. & give them old newspapers with all the crosswords already done.
Lavern Defazio 9 months ago (edited)
Now imagine hundreds,.if not thousands of this controlling YOUR future. I cant.
"Additionally, Florida's promoted itself as a place where anyone can escape and reinvent themselves, but the reality is you are who you are. If you're a train wreck in Michigan, you're going to be a train wreck here, too. The palm trees and sand are magic, but their power is limited," Salustri noted.
#13
Florida Woman's Toddler Pulls Loaded Gun From Toy Box During Child Welfare Check By Police
General Anaesthesia 9 months ago
The NRA helps you choose: https://www.nrafamily.org/content/how-to-choose-your-child-s-first-rifle/
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Tiffany 9 months ago (edited)
We had a police raid when I was 5. We had a few, actually. Cops were always coming over. My mom was selling dr*gs. They didn't find anything as she had hidden stuff in my Teddy Ruxpin. This was once. I'm not sure about the other times. I ran away once with the ferret and that time she flushed everything. They were MAD. I didn't understand why they were more mean to me after. I do now. 😆 But I wished I'd had been taken away and put in a loving and stable home. I keep hoping I can spread awareness on trauma and help others who suffer. At least that.
keyboardtek 9 months ago
On a service call to Henderson NC a five year old pulled a hand gun out of the glovebox and pointed it at me. The kid's mother fortunately was in the car too and grabbed the gun from the kid.
Regina Holt 9 months ago
Wow, The police were right there checking up on the family. He got his evidence right there.
#14
Florida Woman Wins Auction To Punch Martin Shkreli In The Face
Annik Perrot 9 months ago
I don't now who he is, but he does have a "tête-à-claques" ("slappable" face), as we say here. That smug smile!
Tom Brincefield 9 months ago
He bought the patent for an AIDS d**g and changed the price from $13.50 per pill to $750 per pill.
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Marlowe Fitzpatrik 9 months ago
Considering it's Musk, there's probably not enough money on the world to pay for it. *sigh*
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Marie 9 months ago
Apparently $50k. It went to the family of one of his friend who died.
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Florida Woman Tries To Scam $600 Lottery Winner By Telling Him He Won Only $5, But The "Winner" Was An Agent Working Undercover For The State Lottery Commission’s Security Division
Irene Stannard 9 months ago
Happened to me. Won $5 and clerk said not a winner wouldn’t let me have ticket back.
Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 9 months ago
They were investigating her, because she had obviously done this before.
When asked about some of the craziest Florida Man/Florida Woman stories she's heard, she flipped the question and told us about the positive ones.
"The Seminole Indian who escaped her captors along the Voyage of Tears and walked 400 miles home, barefoot, at night, with a few other women. They're a huge part of why the Seminole Tribe of Florida has been able to achieve as much as it has—something like 25% of the Tribe can trace its origins to her. Or the Florida Man, who's the face of the group working to create a wildlife corridor through the state."
#16
Florida Man Hired A Plane To Fly A Banner Over Mar-A-Lago Reading "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"
Robert T 9 months ago
I think the current one may have several 4 letter words! ;-)
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Riley Quinn 9 months ago
Should've saved the expense because now the joke's on you, and egg prices ain't comin' down anytime soon.
#17
Shirtless Florida Man Removes 9-Foot Alligator From Swimming Pool, Because Of Course He Did
Java Addict 9 months ago
They're more likely to avoid you than attack, as long as you don't mess with them. Or look tasty.
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Mook The Mediocre 9 months ago
The shirt situation made all the difference to my interpretation of the story. Apparently there was a crocodile or something involved too...
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 9 months ago
According to First Coast News: Paul Bedard shared pictures of a nearly 9-foot alligator he caught Tuesday in a pool in Parkland. He said he "played around" with it first to tire it out.
Gracie Mae 9 months ago
if you like that one, Google Blue Collar brawler alligator. just another day in FLA
Mook The Mediocre 9 months ago
I'm surprised Panda didn't pixellate the man's obscene nakedness, like Panda censors nearly every word in the dictionary. Let's test Panda... I can clearly see the man's N****E and his hand seems to be near the croc's GROIN.
Mook The Mediocre 9 months ago
Yep. Panda censored N I P P L E. Panda Logic: Because 100% of humans have them - let's consider it an obscenity. I wonder if Panda will also censor the word ANKLE or PERINEUM. And for fun, let's test Panda's tolerance for... ovary (o-v-a-r-y) - testicle (t-e-s-t-i-c-l-e) - clitoris (c-l-i-t-o-r-i-s) - buttocks (b-u-t-t-o-c-k-s) - s*****m (s-c-r-o-t-u-m) - brothel (b-r-o-t-h-e-l) - intercourse (i-n-t-e-r-c-o-u-r-s-e) - c*********s (c-u-n-n-i-l-i-n-g-u-s) - pedophile (p-e-d-o-o-p-h-i-l-e) - s*x (s-e-x) - d***s (d-r-u-g-s) - amphetamine (a-m-p-h-e-t-a-m-i-n-e) - h****n (h-e-r-o-i-n) - pubic (p-u-b-i-c) - murder (m-u-r-d-e-r) - r**e (r-a-p-e) - incest (i-n-c-e-s-t) - naked , n**e (n-a-k-e-d / n-u-d-e) - fondle (f-o-n-d-l-e) - r******d (r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d) - homosexual , lesbian , trannie , queer (h-o-m-o-s-e-x-u-a-l , l-e-s-b-i-a-n , t-r-a-n-n-i-e , q-u-e-e-r)
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After Failing To Capture Alligator On Its Own, Chicago Hires Florida Man, Who Catches It In Less Than 24 Hours
C .Hunger 9 months ago
I am from Chicago and I remember this. I believe he was a lagoon and no one had any idea how he got there and what he was doing. The thought was, he was someone's pet. They did hire someone to capture it, who just happened to be from Florida. They did not specifically go to Florida to hire someone though. And, I think there was two of them.
Michael Largey 9 months ago
Just like it takes a thief to catch a thief, it takes a Floridian to catch a Floridian. (When you know, you know.)
Gracie Mae 9 months ago
It's what they do, they wrangle gators & know things (like how to wrangle gators w/out shirts or shoes)
As you can already probably gather from our conversation with Salustri, the Florida Man/Florida Woman headlines are far from accurately representing the state.
"The media who pushes this narrative are irresponsible journalists. People like to think Florida is someone irregular or more unusual. The reality is that we're like the rest of y'all, only with better weather, a more chill attitude, and a lot more saltwater," she said.
#19
Florida Man In Prison Allowed To Sit In Guard Station & Order Chinese Takeout After Giving Guards Advice On Their Taxes
Michael Largey 9 months ago
If the guy was in jail for tax fraud, those guards might want to get a second opinion.
Riley Quinn 9 months ago
Not really that unusual to receive special treatment if you're a well-behaved and helpful prisoner.
RedHairedDragon 9 months ago
Prisoner: *does something nice for the guards* Guards: *repay the kindness with another kind act* Beth Wheeler: they should be fired for showing kindness to humans
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Rich Black 9 months ago
"Don't call H & R Block. Come to Cellblock 11. Serving Florida since 25 to life . . . "
#20
Florida Woman Running For Mayor Of Her City As 'Sea Turtle' So That She Can Put A Turtle In Office 'To Give Nature A Voice'
Shannon Donnelly 9 months ago
Just wondering if a sea turtle counts as a “furry”, or if there’s a specific subgroup that dresses up like animals for kicks (not kink shaming- you do you) that aren’t technically mammals… 🤔
Pferdchen 9 months ago
I guessed that it would be in Inverness, since they have a cooter (turtle) festival. But I was wrong. She ran for mayor of Clearwater. https://www.tampabay.com/florida-politics/buzz/2019/09/26/a-florida-woman-wants-a-turtle-to-be-mayor-of-clearwater-shes-not-kidding/
Chris the Bobcat 9 months ago
I'd vote for her. I live in Florida too. We eat crazy for breakfast.
Joe Publique 8 months ago
Wouldn't even be close to the strangest thing that's happened in America recently...
Rich Black 9 months ago
As my first act as mayor, I promise to close the beaches during turtle nesting season . .
Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 9 months ago
Why not? I mean they already have a bunch of Jackasses, Swamp Rats, Snakes, and other crazy critters elected to office there.
#21
Florida Man Causes $100k In Damage To Walmart Liquor Store Under Construction With Hotwired Forklift; Gives Police His Name As "Alice Wonderland" And Says A Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar Told Him To Do It
Toujin C'Thlu 9 months ago
That sounds more like an order from the Queen of Hearts than the Caterpillar
While looking at Florida Man or Florida Woman headlines, it's important to remember that sometimes a real tragedy lies behind them. As Salustri already mentioned, mental health often plays a really important role in these stories since mental well-being is an overlooked problem in the Sunshine State. When it comes to funding to solve this issue, unfortunately, Florida ranks at the bottom of all of the states.
#22
Florida Man Dressed Up As 'Spider-Man' Seen Pressure Washing Roof During Rainstorm
Tucker Cahooter 9 months ago
Without any sort of safety harness! Who does he think he is? Spiderman??
Taibhse Sealgair 9 months ago
It may seems stupid to do this in a rainstorm, but the PW attachment he's using "lifts" the dirt, but doesn't wash it away. On level surface you usally need to take the attachment off and spray it away. Don't need to do that on a roof in the rain. the Spiderman thing, though. Hmmm.
My O My 9 months ago
He's spiderman! That makes it safe for him on the wet roof
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Riley Quinn 9 months ago
Wet Spanish barrel tiles on a sharply pitched roof without the proper equipment. I want to know how this story ends.
#23
Florida Woman Tries Selling Truck For $200. Why? She Was Telling People That The Owner Had Been Shot In The Head And Was Dead And They Needed To Get Rid Of His Truck.” Only Problem? No One Besides Her Knew The Owners Were Dead. Now She Is Charged With M**der
keyboardtek 9 months ago
We recently retired to a small NC mountain town. Most of the men have this same vacuous look about them.
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Shannon Donnelly 9 months ago
We need to be more appreciative of stupid criminals. Law enforcement has enough to keep them overwhelmed. I’m sure they’re very appreciative every time they get an easy one like this 😂❤️
Riley Quinn 9 months ago
If these are their mugshots, I don't see any remorse. https://www.fox6now.com/news/police-florida-man-killed-sleeping-couple-buried-bodies-in-swamp-with-stepdaughters-help
#24
Florida Woman Jailed For 5 Months Because Of A Failed Field Drug Test. The Lab Test Took 7 Months To Come Back, Revealing It Was A Vitamin. She Was Initially Charged With Trafficking Oxycodone
Charges were dropped, but these tests continue to be used after numerous reports of them being a failure
Warren Peece 9 months ago (edited)
This has happened many times in other states - possibly in every state. Law enforcement agencies have known for at least two decades that field drüg test are unreliable.
Marnie 9 months ago
We are going to start seeing more and more and more and more injustice (and deaths) like this in the US due to reducing government and increasing corruption, in every possible area of life, and it will be the kind of thing no one will pay attention to unless it happens to them.
Shoopyfloop Roundbird 9 months ago
7 months for a field test???? Id start a countersuit based on that alone.
Squirrelly Panda 9 months ago
The field test gave a false positive. Lady was jailed. The pills in question was sent to a lab for a more accurate analysis. Took 7 months to get results back from the lab.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 9 months ago
I would sue the ever living daylights out of these morons for using these ineffectual tests and wasting 5 months of my life. These tests are prone to multiple errors, confusing prescribed medications or supplements as illegal drügs.
Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 9 months ago
Time to hire some attorneys and be prepared for a long fight.
However, thanks to efforts from law enforcement, community initiatives, and policy changes, Florida's crime rate is at its lowest it’s been in the past 50 years. In 2022, violent crimes fell by nearly 32%, making the environment safer for everyone.
#25
Florida Woman Fights For Equality, Sues Strip Club That Denied Her Entrance Because She Wasn't With A Man
Nils Skirnir 9 months ago
Was an attempt to control p**********n at those clubs or at least to make sure club got its usual cut by eliminating freelancers.
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Karri Berkowitz 9 months ago
Racheal’s is a “gentlemen’s club “. Really good steaks too. But the clientele probably aren’t wanting to get caught there by their wives cuz they are at a “business meeting”
Rich Black 9 months ago
i'm guessing the club initiated this policy to prevent "outside prostitutes" from competing with the clubs own talent.
Riley Quinn 9 months ago
Wow. I've never heard of a strip club that barred a solo woman entrance. What an odd policy. Their rationale re single woman: she might distract the men from the dancers or she could be a prostitute or she could've been an angry wife looking for her husband. Her suit was dismissed, but she's appealing.
Sophia Pandia de Delphia 9 months ago
Most likely wanting to control clientele. If far more women are present,.then the men start to see it as a "lesbo" club and go elsewhere. I think a lot of modern men have no problem watching the shows with other women but this isn't exactly my arena or expertise.
Load More Replies... Lara Verne 9 months ago
Why they denied her entrance? I thought these clubs are open for any adult?
#26
A Florida Man Allegedly Drove A Stolen Jeep Back To The Scene Of His Crime Recently To Ask If Anybody Found His Missing Cellphone
#27
Naked Florida Man Chases People And Cops Around Chic-Fil A Parking Lot Telling Them They’re Gay For Looking At His P**is
FreeTheUnicorn 9 months ago
And because they work for Chick Fil A, the people accused of being gay have all been fired.
Shannon Donnelly 9 months ago
Why would you assume he’s homeless? This is the definition of a “Florida man”- “What kind of chaos can I create today? 🤔 Got it!! I’ll leave all of my clothes home and run around my town (or one nearby, depending on the temperature and the type of sneakers he was wearing, I guess) naked accusing people of being perverted because they’re a bit shocked by a naked guy running around town. One of the top 3 “look at me/pick me” examples I’ve heard of. That being said, I guess it was more effective than sending random dìck pics to strangers on the internet 🤷🏻♀️
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Florida Man College Student Charged With Threatening To K*ll Professor For Scheduling 7 A.m. Final Exam
Cathleen Cummings 9 months ago
Umm, professors don't schedule the exam times, the college or university does.
Sophia Pandia de Delphia 9 months ago (edited)
YES! I have never had a final exam scheduled by the professor while I was a student. More so, I never scheduled my own exams as a prof. The university or college made the schedule and handed it to me. If I couldn't be present, I had to find a proxy to give the exam I can't even give an exam to a student at another time unless a strict exception applies.
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Maartje 9 months ago
So I must assume this guy is not that dumb, I mean, he is going to college- it must be something in the water in Florida
Orysha 9 months ago
You don't need to be smart you just need to have money.
Load More Replies... Rich Black 9 months ago
This was computer a science course, which looks beyond his ability anyway. He tweeted his death threat: 'Bey I gern f***ing k**l dis professor bey this is my confession to a premeditated murder". he posted bail and was released
Riley Quinn 9 months ago
Rafael Decomas, 20, didn't send his message directly to his professor via email, he posted it to his public Twitter account. It read, "Bey I gern f---ing k**l dis professor bey this is my confession to a premeditated murder."
#29
Florida Woman Gets Rich During Lockdown By Talking Dirty To Men In A British Accent
Panda McPandaface 9 months ago
S'all right love, you just get comfy and I'll be back after Eastenders. Help yerself to the pork scratchings. No, it's OK, he's on nights this week so it's just us.
Tha Monkey 9 months ago
According to the linked article, it *is* her, and she is 🔥🔥🔥.
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"What's got your wand in a knot?" (Hermione Granger, in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
#30
Florida Man Leaves $10,000 Tip At Restaurant, Says "‘I Want Each Person In This Restaurant To Get 500 Dollars"
#31
Florida Man May Have Infected Florida's Top Republicans With Coronavirus At Largely-Maskless Jacksonville Event
Jane Hower 8 months ago
THE joke is on him as we have since found out MASKS DON"T WORK!!!! HAhaha
#32
Florida Man Awoke Last Tuesday To Discover Another Florida Man At The Foot Of His Bed Sucking On His Toes
Hippopotamuses 9 months ago
That's why you should never sleep without your feet under the covers.
#33
Florida Man's Idea To Only Let The Felons He Likes Vote Again Is Ruled Unconstitutional
Michael Fernandez 9 months ago (edited)
Senator Bat Boy oversaw the largest Medicaid fraud in history when he was Governor. He should be behind bars, not the U.S. Capitol. https://www.yahoo.com/news/rick-scott-attend-donald-trump-140134845.html
Heras buddy 9 months ago
No, last names Scott. Rick Scott. The guy who orchestrated the largest Medicare fraud.
Pheebs 9 months ago
Some history, as someone who lives in Florida. We had a law that prevented convicted felons from being able to vote, even after serving time, until they were cleared by the state. Scott would hold meetings for the former felons to request permission to begin voting again, and if he said no then they didn’t get the right back. It was all arbitrary b******t, honestly, and if I remember correctly the meetings weren’t frequent, so not really all that many people could get approved. Florida voted that law out in either 2016 or 2020, and our current Princess in charge turned around and made it so you still can’t get the right, even if you served time, if you still owe legal fees.
Rich Black 9 months ago
how can it be okay to pardon and release thousands of people you like (as president) but not restore voting rights?
Dawn Renee 9 months ago
Hospitals of the early 80s used to do what ever this clown did... we are just dumber than. a bucket of hammers for allowing this miscreant to advance through our higher ranks.
Robert Beveridge 9 months ago
This made me literally lol. How this guy manages to dress himself every morning mystifies me.
#34
Florida Man Throws Aligator Into Wendy's For Incorrect Nugget Amount
Multa Nocte 9 months ago
Yeah, that was a s**t thing to do to an alligator.
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PFD 9 months ago
Gave him the wrong number of nuggets, it says so right there 🙄
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#35
Florida Man Who Allegedly Threatened Family With Coldplay Lyrics Ends Standoff After Swat Promises Him Pizza
Maartje 9 months ago
I had no idea what band that was so I went on YouTube. 5 seconds was enough .
liam newton-harding 9 months ago
It was after he threatened to play three Morrisy tracks in a row, that Domino’s screamed to a halt outside, with a hot bag stuffed with meat lovers feast.
Tucker Cahooter 9 months ago
That really depends on what sort of pizza was offered
Load More Replies... tameson 9 months ago
I read the article. No mention of Coldplay. But he did come out of the house after being promised pizza.
Riley Quinn 9 months ago
I needed to know how he used Coldplay lyrics in a threatening manner. It would've been easier to understand if he was threatening to see them live, but just lyrics? https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-ends-standoff-after-police-offer-him-pizza
#36
Florida Man Goes Fishing And Catches A Kilo Of Marijuana. Calls It "An Early Birthday Gift From Pablo Escobar"
Shannon Donnelly 9 months ago
Long enough that a whole lot of sharks have tested positive for c*****e over the past couple years. 🤷🏻♀️
Load More Replies... Lavern Defazio 9 months ago (edited)
I have to research this, but I call b******t. Ain't no respectable pothead gonna tell anyone they found a kilo of weed.
Robert Beveridge 9 months ago
As long as it was big enough so you didn't need to throw it back, I see nothing wrong here
#37
Florida Woman Gets All Nervous When The Highway Patrol Pulls Her Over For Illegal Window Tint, So They Call A Drug Dog And Find $1.2 Million Worth Of C**aine Stuffed Behind The Dashboard In Her Car
Maartje 9 months ago
All right. If you are going to transport illegal stuff, do so in a normal car, look normal, and do not speed or commit other traffic violations. I was watching some cop chases today and I cannot BELIEVE how many d**g traffickers were doing stupid avoidable stuff while driving.
Shannon Donnelly 9 months ago
Again, we need to be thankful for stupid criminals. Can you imagine what this country would be like if only intelligent people planned and executed well thought-out crimes??
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Rich Black 9 months ago
she was previously charged with attempted 2nd degree murder for running down her boyfriend in her car.
#38
Florida Man Gets $37,500 After Officer Thought Doughnut Glaze Was M*th
Robert Beveridge 9 months ago
Depends. Dunkin, no. Krispy Kreme... maybe.
Load More Replies... Rich Black 9 months ago
to be fair, there ARE a lot of m**h dealers and users in florida. This guy blends right in . . .
#39
Florida Man Who Smashed Mosque Windows, Left Bacon Gets 15-Year Sentence
Dawn Renee 9 months ago
Like when Sharon Osborn threw a full ham over the fence at their Jewish neighbors, class act huh.
Lost Penny 9 months ago
Tr*mp will probably pardon him. (Before anyone asks, I am the one who censored Tr*mp, since that's one of the words that SHOULD be censored).
#40
These Kids Were Picking Up Trash For Earth Day. Then They Found Florida Man's 22-Pound Bale Of W**d
Heather Menard 9 months ago
Why are people still doing this since weed is legal in most states
Lavern Defazio 9 months ago
Im still trying to figure it out. Maybe ill smoke a joint and i.might find out
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Floridaman Therapist Loses License For Hitting On R**e Survivor, Telling Her She's 'Extremely Hot'
Tiffany 9 months ago (edited)
There's actually a few people in behavior health who are sociopathic type of individuals. They like the power play with vulnerable people. It's riddled with vulnerable people. (It's always good 👍 to research and study things on your own. Just don't take doctors word for it.) Remember people can be self taught. It's a legitimate thing. Protect yourself. You have to. Just because someone has a degree... so what! Learn for yourself and be a challenge. You know it's all over the place, really. I had a neighbor who works with children. He's a social worker. Turns out he's actually a predator and really shouldn't be working with children.
Undercover 9 months ago
Yes! Yes! Yes! Trust your gut, I've encountered some of those @ssholes that like the power play. And, thank god, I was able to move on to some wonderful therapists / psychiatrists, that turned my life around by simply listening to my needs.
Load More Replies... Maartje 9 months ago
I actually had this happen to me when I reported being assaulted on the London tube. The man I reported this to told me just that and asked me out.
Shannon Donnelly 9 months ago
I am so sorry both of those terrible things happened to you. Hope you’re doing better now ❤️
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Brenda 9 months ago
Things like this are exactly why it's mandatory for them to periodically (1-2 times a year) see a licensed psychologist or psychiatrist assigned to them & specifically trained to work with other professionals. Not that they are 100% able to diagnose these kind of things, but they know what to look for and can keep them from doing unethical, illegal and just plain dangerous stuff.
Riley Quinn 9 months ago
I've had several inept therapists who should change careers before they do any more damage, but THIS! Hang him by his ankles in the town square and let survivors throw rotten fruit at him.
#42
Police Arrest Florida Man Caught On Camera Carrying Pelosi’s Lectern During Capitol Riot
Cindy Brick 9 months ago
And he deserved it. I don't mind the protesting, but stealing stuff? NOPE.
Riley Quinn 9 months ago
Big deal. He's free now. Unless he's one of the boneheads who's gotten rearrested.
#43
Naked Florida Man Discovered Eating Ramen In Restaurant, As Police Searched For A Different Burglar That Ate Chicken Wings
sturmwesen 9 months ago
Last year there was a Tiramisu thief in a German restaurant... as far as I know fully clothed though
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 9 months ago
That restaurant had its Tiramisu stolen repeatedly! Must have been amazing.
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Florida Man Pretends To Be Prosecutor, Tries To Drop Charges Against Himself
Riley Quinn 9 months ago
Before I could introduce myself, the judge mistook me for my friend's attorney, I kept mum, and I managed to get her off even though she was very much at fault. I know because was in the car with her that night.
#45
Florida Man Tries To Race Another Driver, Revs His Engine And Blasts Off At 124 Mph. He Didn't Realize The Other Driver Was A Cop
Riley Quinn 9 months ago
Saw something similar right outside my window. A man-boy, who drives through the neighborhood at night, and who intentionally made his car excessively loud when he accelerates gets away with it because he's gone before you can get a plate number or even a photo. But one night a cop was on a side street and suddenly Whoop-whoop and flashing lights.
#46
Florida Man Arrested For Attempted Overthrow Of Venezuelan Government
fly on the wall 9 months ago
Meanwhile in the rest of the country an orange felon gets elected after basically trying to do the same thing in his own country
Julia H 9 months ago
Only if he kissed the cheeto dusted cartoon villian's shoes first
Load More Replies... Delta Dawn 9 months ago
i mean, who hasn’t attempted to overthrow a foreign government in the exuberance of their youth
Chris the Bobcat 9 months ago
And they got pardoned after trying to overthrow an election here in America.
Riley Quinn 9 months ago (edited)
I don't know enough about Venezuela's political upheavals outside of the obvious. Maduro was an autocratic dictator who had worked within Hugo Chávez's authoritarian regime. Juan Guaidó's attempt at a coup to overthrow Maduro failed, despite the assistance of former Green Berets. But maybe we can hire this security company to overthrow the Orange Menace.
Shannon Donnelly 9 months ago
His mom told him he could be anything he wanted to be when he was growing up, and he believed her lol
#47
Florida Man Scientist Uses Science Skills To Make Strawberries Taste Like Grapes
veryvenasaur 9 months ago
I feel like the answer to why is either “why not” or “because he could.” Which is how I explained some of the stuff I did in robotics class.
Virgil Blue 9 months ago
Robot "what is my purpose" Veryvenasaur "You pass butter." Robot looks at hands. "Oh my God."
Load More Replies... Maartje 9 months ago
I don't know why you are not allowed to say why when others are, but I fixed that. That said, I am throwing my "why " out here as well even though I agree with @varyvenasaur.
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#48
Florida Man Actually Wins A Free Baby Thanks To 'Win A Baby' Radio Contest
Diane Tucker 9 months ago
This is not weird -- they won a free round of IVF treatment, which costs a mint!
cj be like 9 months ago
im imagining a baby showing up at the doorstep at the radio station and them being like "we don't know what to do with this baby or who it belongs to... *snaps fingers* I have an idea"
Lavern Defazio 9 months ago
I don't know bout you, but babies are awesome. They just kinda hang out and listen to your crazy s**t.
#49
Florida Man Passes A Joint To A Cop While Illegally Parked In A Handicapped Spot With A Gun In His Car
Riley Quinn 9 months ago
Instead of deporting the immigrants who bust their butts at jobs we won't do, maybe the DOJ should start deporting the stupid.
Uncle Schmickle 8 months ago
He should be an exhibit in a zoo, to show how superior Neanderthal man was.
#50
Florida Man Forced To Pay Child Support Despite DNA Test Proving He Is Not The Father
Nils Skirnir 9 months ago
This is the law in most US states. I.e. if you’re in a recognized marriage or long term cohabitation with a woman, you’re presumed to be the father, regardless of dna tests. Most of this is based on old English Common Law and hasn’t been updated since statehood
Timothy Patel 9 months ago
We can have all male's DNA on file. Check the DNA of every child upon birth. I'd love to force these guys going around having s*x with no protection or without a vasectomy pay for the children they bring into the world. Generally these children end up on public support. Or make them legally abandon the child. With today's technology, it is possible and should be done. Guys would learn to have responsible s*x real quick. Probably able to solve a lot of crimes too.
Kit Black 9 months ago
Apparently you don't know which gender polls higher in objecting to paternity testing at birth. News flash - women! Women do not want mandatory paternity testing at birth. Most men do.
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Florida Man’s Fake Resume Said He Was A War Hero, Mit Professor And Bitcoin Millionaire With A Top Secret Clearance. A Florida Company Hired Him
Multa Nocte 9 months ago
If it was, there would be a terrified couch behind him.
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Mary Tonningsen 9 months ago
I think it was the company that was the idiot in this case, not the lying guy!
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Bartlet for world domination 9 months ago
I never understand why crypto millionaires and stock gurus are still working.
#52
Florida Man And Cop With A History Of Shooting Unarmed Black Men, Responds To Allegations Of Racism By Declaring: "I Now Identify As A Black Man." Surprisingly, People Have A Problem With This
#53
Florida Man Plans To Stalk Newly Reopened Beaches Dressed As The Grim Reaper
Shannon Donnelly 9 months ago
Any specific reason he’s planning on doing this again, besides the obvious shíts & giggles? Because I’d personally love to watch the Grim Reaper chasing kids on Spring Break!! Sounds like horrifically cheaply made 80s slasher movie 😅
Tropical Tarot 9 months ago
Because the Florida government was idiots and opened up the beaches very early and covid. I actually think he was a lawyer.
Load More Replies... Daniel Atkins 9 months ago
I think this occurred during covid. Florida opened the beaches in May of 2020.
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#54
Florida Man Becomes First Person To Get Bionic Arm, Says He Will Use It Only For Good
Doofnuts 9 months ago
I'm hearing the sound from the T.V. show "The Six Million Dollar Man". doo, doo, doo doo.
Kiki Likes Sweets 9 months ago
As long as that sound isn't coming from a bathroom.
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Michael Largey 9 months ago
So, he'll be committing all his axe murders right-handed, I suppose.
#55
Florida Woman Who Burned Down Historic Tree While Smoking M**h Arrested Again
Taibhse Sealgair 9 months ago (edited)
Story: https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-burned-old-tree-smoking-m**h-arrested-d**g-charges
#56
Florida Man Spent A Million Dollars Searching For The Treasure Of A Pirate That Did Not Exist
Taibhse Sealgair 9 months ago (edited)
Heck, two brothers from Michigan have _made_ millions searching for the treasure of Templar Knights/Aliens/Bigfoot in Canada that never existed, so, you never know.
#57
Florida Man Arrested For Practicing Karate By Kicking Swans In The Head
#58
Florida Man Congress Man Wears Full Gas Mask To The House. Says, "Members Of Congress Are Human Petri Dishes." Everyone Seems To Agree With This Florida Wisdom
Nikole 9 months ago
That’s goddámn Matt Gaetz and he was making a mockery of masking. Can I please win an auction to punch *him* in the face? I’ll bring in a pinch hitter though.
Shannon Donnelly 9 months ago
I think you’d have enough volunteers for pinch hitters that you could start your own baseball league
Load More Replies... Heras buddy 9 months ago
Nicole try using a baseball bat. Don't want to hurt your hand on the POS. If either girl was my daughter I'd be rotting in jail and he'd have to change his s*x.
#59
Florida Man Modifies Glock 17 To Fire Underwater And K*ll Lionfish
Hyacinth (Any pronouns) 9 months ago
I mean... he's protecting the environment?
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Florida Man And Judge Denies Bail For 50 Out Of 51 Protestors Letting Go Only An Arested Pastor That Was Praying For Police
#61
New Florida Man Tom Brady Walks Into Complete Stranger's Kitchen Thinking It Was His Coach's House
Karri Berkowitz 9 months ago
We do not claim Brady as a Floridian. And really, was the person mad to find him in their house?
Sue Phillips 9 months ago
See? All you have to do is cross the border and the mental issues begin. Stay out of Florida!
#62
Florida Man Brings Ak-47 To Middle School After Receiving Phone Call From Crying Son
#63
Florida Woman Concerned About The M**h She Was Smoking, So She Took It To Her Doctor
#64
Florida Man Quits After Restaurant Changes Name Of Blackened Chicken Wings To ‘I Can't Breathe
#65
Florida Woman With Bullet In Her Head Given Band-Aid, Released From Hospital
Shannon Donnelly 9 months ago
First question she was asked in the ER- “So, when was your last menstrual cycle?” 🙄
Remi (He/Him) 9 months ago
Or maybe told to lose some weight as a treatment
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Florida Man Could Be Criminally Charged For Deliberately Boarding Plane With Coronavirus
Beth Wheeler 9 months ago
He should be as with as deadly as it is. I knew somebody that died from it in 2020.
#67
Florida Man Police Chief Told Cops To Arrest Random Black People To Boost Stats
Beth Wheeler 9 months ago
SMH. I've lived in NC my who life and these racist idiots never cease to amaze me
#68
Florida Man Refuses To Pay For Gold-Plated Steak He Didn't Order, Salt Bae Calls Cops
#69
Florida Man Who Is Also A Former School Of Rock Student On Jack Black’s Old Show Arrested Four Times For Stealing Guitars
#70
Florida Man Running For Mayor Tells Black Activists 'Go Back To Africa'
Maartje 9 months ago
You have no idea how often stuff like this happens. I live in the US. I am a foreign national. Apparently I am not allowed to have an opinion and I risk "Go back to your country" whenever I voice a concern. Never mind that the concerns I voice are also voiced by others. Because I have an accent some people think I have no rights.
Forrest Hobbs 9 months ago (edited)
Maartje, ask them about freedom of speech. I heard a BBC journalist talking about how a US politician had once told her that foreigners in the US shouldn't be allowed to criticise the USA. The journalist responded by pointing out that the last person who'd made a similar suggestion to her was an African dictator (she got about a bit...)
Load More Replies... Forrest Hobbs 9 months ago
Who's this "we" you think should tell Elon to go back to South Africa? I suspect you'll find a lot of South Africans wouldn't join in. 😁
Load More Replies... Robin Roper 9 months ago
Disgusting. Why doesn't this idiot go back to the counties of his ancestors? He does not look native.
Forrest Hobbs 9 months ago
Perhaps that idiot should be told to return to the continent of origin of his ancestors - Africa, where all humanity originated. Or maybe not, because I suspect nowhere in Africa wants him. 😉
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#72
Florida Man's 'Smart' Refrigerator Can't Be Fixed Because It Is Too High Tech And Repairmen Don't Exist Yet
Beth Wheeler 9 months ago
Which is why you don't need appliances with wifi and computers in the. I dread when my washer or dryer died because you can barely find them ow that are analog which is much easier and cheaper to fix. My dryer is about 20 yrs old and I've replaced the heating element a couple of times and 1 of the buttons.
#73
Florida Man Has Seen ‘Avengers: Endgame’ A Record 116 Times And He’s Not Slowing Down
