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If dogs could talk and write, what would they thoughts sound and look like? Would they speak in poems or short sentences? Would the topics be profound or mundane? If you've ever wondered about the answers to these questions, then you've clicked on the right post.

Now, of course, even the smartest dogs can’t use Twitter, but if they could, then this account perfectly summarises the sort of tweets they’d be sharing and the thoughts they would be thinking. It’s called “Thoughts of Dog” and it’s sure to resonate with dog lovers everywhere.

From funny dog musings on squirrels and home security to dog thoughts about walkies and peanut butter, these funny tweets shine a light on the deep philosophical nature of our canine companions. The account, which has over 235k followers, is brought to you by the same people behind We Rate Dogs, which probably explains why it’s so funny with the cute dog thoughts, not to mention so accurate. Which of these musings deserves to be the best tweet?

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Laetitia
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must bark at it repeatedly to scare away the ghosties

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    Nini
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But hooman is lucky. My love is endless.

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    HelloPanda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For ma dog.. thats vacuum cleaner.. each and everytime.. same dog for 7 years.. same vc for 5 .. guuess they can never be friends

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    Laetitia
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the vacuum cleaner is definitely danger! Started making noises- Threat confirmed! I repeat Threat confirmed! Must Bork MUST BORK MUST... Oh

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    Nini
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turned out to. Be. A fly. Kept barking.

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well.. that's there way of saying .. u r not alone my friend...

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine are pretty scratched up because of you.

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog will go bonkers if you pet him on stomach.. he may as well let a thief loot my house for doing that..

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the use of so many full stops. Intentional?

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Story of my life. I had to hire a cat to safeguard my dog and house.

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And of course 5 Second rule goes south with them.. as they are 2 second dog

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The skittle is way more interesting. Have always been. Human knows nothing but I do.

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only my dog would sit and wait instead of forcing himself on all the guests, HEY HERE I AM LOOK AT ME! DON'T PASS ME BY! HERE, LET ME TAKE YOUR SHOE!

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't speak too soon. You may be going to the vet !

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cat once had me, so i know the difference pretty well.

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i had another topic in my life another then my dog.. i would had more friends..

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sometimes i feel your face is dirty.. so i clean it up.. don't eww me for god sake

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what else can you ask...I agree, best list ever...

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes us happy too.. thank you for being there my friend.. i am sure i have done so great.. but stilll u r with me.

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    Aaaa Bbbb
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this one on a Chihuahua-sized tee shirt!

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL - this post just made me go hug my dog. She didn't know why either, but now she's happy, which means I'm happy :D

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree on Keith Urban and maybe on Gary. Grey squirrel?

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    Nini
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuz I'm. Always. Serious in my. Job

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 tails per minute means he's bored. 100 tails per minute means he's excited. 1000 tails per minute means he's ready for the take of, clear the landing pad asap.

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like Hooman. Is. No better.

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is post#51 and if you are here past all those pages that means only 1 thing.. dogs are your liFe.

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been 5. Hours. Already. They will come. Soon.

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are absolutely correct mr. Doggie. Lets Hug and love.

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes n don't worry. We don't blame you at all...

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are "sky booms"? Can someone interpret, please? I don't speak "dog".

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. But hugging the doggy always makes it just a little bit more ok.

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then. Play. With the loudest, toy. You have

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    PyroKitty
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for coming to his TED talk.

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    Nini
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lot of time to. Stare at the, skittle.

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    Nini
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried. To. Do it near. That metallic heating thing. Sounds like very. Much, love. I. Will remind. You. In the middle of the. Night. How. Much I love. You

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    Nini
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But. Hooman. Betrayed me, Gave me a. BATH. BATH. when we, got. Back home

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    Margaret Hodapp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read them all....thank y9u for reminding us of the dogs feelings!