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If dogs could talk and write, what would they thoughts sound and look like? Would they speak in poems or short sentences? Would the topics be profound or mundane? If you've ever wondered about the answers to these questions, then you've clicked on the right post.

Now, of course, even the smartest dogs can’t use Twitter, but if they could, then this account perfectly summarises the sort of tweets they’d be sharing and the thoughts they would be thinking. It’s called “Thoughts of Dog” and it’s sure to resonate with dog lovers everywhere.

From funny dog musings on squirrels and home security to dog thoughts about walkies and peanut butter, these funny tweets shine a light on the deep philosophical nature of our canine companions. The account, which has over 235k followers, is brought to you by the same people behind We Rate Dogs, which probably explains why it’s so funny with the cute dog thoughts, not to mention so accurate. Which of these musings deserves to be the best tweet?

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For ma dog.. thats vacuum cleaner.. each and everytime.. same dog for 7 years.. same vc for 5 .. guuess they can never be friends

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But the vacuum cleaner is definitely danger! Started making noises- Threat confirmed! I repeat Threat confirmed! Must Bork MUST BORK MUST... Oh

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well.. that's there way of saying .. u r not alone my friend...

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog will go bonkers if you pet him on stomach.. he may as well let a thief loot my house for doing that..

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Story of my life. I had to hire a cat to safeguard my dog and house.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And of course 5 Second rule goes south with them.. as they are 2 second dog

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The skittle is way more interesting. Have always been. Human knows nothing but I do.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If only my dog would sit and wait instead of forcing himself on all the guests, HEY HERE I AM LOOK AT ME! DON'T PASS ME BY! HERE, LET ME TAKE YOUR SHOE!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If i had another topic in my life another then my dog.. i would had more friends..

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And sometimes i feel your face is dirty.. so i clean it up.. don't eww me for god sake

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It makes us happy too.. thank you for being there my friend.. i am sure i have done so great.. but stilll u r with me.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL - this post just made me go hug my dog. She didn't know why either, but now she's happy, which means I'm happy :D

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

10 tails per minute means he's bored. 100 tails per minute means he's excited. 1000 tails per minute means he's ready for the take of, clear the landing pad asap.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is post#51 and if you are here past all those pages that means only 1 thing.. dogs are your liFe.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope. But hugging the doggy always makes it just a little bit more ok.

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