If dogs could talk and write, what would they thoughts sound and look like? Would they speak in poems or short sentences? Would the topics be profound or mundane? If you've ever wondered about the answers to these questions, then you've clicked on the right post.

Now, of course, even the smartest dogs can’t use Twitter, but if they could, then this account perfectly summarises the sort of tweets they’d be sharing and the thoughts they would be thinking. It’s called “Thoughts of Dog” and it’s sure to resonate with dog lovers everywhere.

From funny dog musings on squirrels and home security to dog thoughts about walkies and peanut butter, these funny tweets shine a light on the deep philosophical nature of our canine companions. The account, which has over 235k followers, is brought to you by the same people behind We Rate Dogs, which probably explains why it’s so funny with the cute dog thoughts, not to mention so accurate. Which of these musings deserves to be the best tweet?

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Laetitia 1 year ago

Must bark at it repeatedly to scare away the ghosties

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Nancy E 1 year ago

Dogs know ~~~~~

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Nancy E 1 year ago

Yep, seen that happen

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BREAK YOUr perceptions 1 year ago

did you snoof for them?

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Kika González 1 year ago

A-dog-able

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BREAK YOUr perceptions 1 year ago

id expect this from a cat.

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Nini 1 year ago

But hooman is lucky. My love is endless.

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HelloPanda 1 year ago

For ma dog.. thats vacuum cleaner.. each and everytime.. same dog for 7 years.. same vc for 5 .. guuess they can never be friends

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Laetitia 1 year ago

But the vacuum cleaner is definitely danger! Started making noises- Threat confirmed! I repeat Threat confirmed! Must Bork MUST BORK MUST... Oh

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Nini 1 year ago

Turned out to. Be. A fly. Kept barking.

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Sia Leiria 1 year ago

*borking news*

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HelloPanda 1 year ago

Well.. that's there way of saying .. u r not alone my friend...

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Nancy E 1 year ago

Mine are pretty scratched up because of you.

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HelloPanda 1 year ago

My dog will go bonkers if you pet him on stomach.. he may as well let a thief loot my house for doing that..

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Too bored to do this! 1 year ago

The ending! I apologise...

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Laetitia 1 year ago

Paw shaken= treat

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Nini 1 year ago

I HAVE TO. ರ_ರ

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Nancy E 1 year ago

Not all gifts are good ones !

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HelloPanda 1 year ago

I don't understand the use of so many full stops. Intentional?

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HelloPanda 1 year ago

Story of my life. I had to hire a cat to safeguard my dog and house.

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HelloPanda 1 year ago

And of course 5 Second rule goes south with them.. as they are 2 second dog

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Nini 1 year ago

The skittle is way more interesting. Have always been. Human knows nothing but I do.

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JillVille Child Care 1 year ago

If only my dog would sit and wait instead of forcing himself on all the guests, HEY HERE I AM LOOK AT ME! DON'T PASS ME BY! HERE, LET ME TAKE YOUR SHOE!

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Neeraj Jha 1 year ago

you lucky Dawg

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Nancy E 1 year ago

Don't speak too soon. You may be going to the vet !

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Vlad Horobet 1 year ago

What did we do to deserve dogs?

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Nini 1 year ago

Unfair.

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HelloPanda 1 year ago

A cat once had me, so i know the difference pretty well.

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HelloPanda 1 year ago

If i had another topic in my life another then my dog.. i would had more friends..

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HelloPanda 1 year ago

And sometimes i feel your face is dirty.. so i clean it up.. don't eww me for god sake

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Vlad Horobet 1 year ago

This is the new "make love not war".

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Pandola 1 year ago

what else can you ask...I agree, best list ever...

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Nini 1 year ago

So much. Fun

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HelloPanda 1 year ago

Hahahaha

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HelloPanda 1 year ago

It makes us happy too.. thank you for being there my friend.. i am sure i have done so great.. but stilll u r with me.

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JillVille Child Care 1 year ago

Aww, it's so true!

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Vanessica Bloxgirl 1 year ago

True for me

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Aaaa Bbbb 1 year ago

I want this one on a Chihuahua-sized tee shirt!

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CelSlade 1 year ago

LOL - this post just made me go hug my dog. She didn't know why either, but now she's happy, which means I'm happy :D

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Jörg Zingler 1 year ago

Agree on Keith Urban and maybe on Gary. Grey squirrel?

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Pandola 1 year ago

I love you too...

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Nini 1 year ago

Cuz I'm. Always. Serious in my. Job

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Vlad Horobet 1 year ago

10 tails per minute means he's bored. 100 tails per minute means he's excited. 1000 tails per minute means he's ready for the take of, clear the landing pad asap.

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Nini 1 year ago

Seems like Hooman. Is. No better.

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HelloPanda 1 year ago

This is post#51 and if you are here past all those pages that means only 1 thing.. dogs are your liFe.

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Nini 1 year ago

It's been 5. Hours. Already. They will come. Soon.

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Nini 1 year ago

W. And find. Lost skittles.

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HelloPanda 1 year ago

You are absolutely correct mr. Doggie. Lets Hug and love.

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HelloPanda 1 year ago

Or with a wagging tail

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Vanessica Bloxgirl 1 year ago

awwwww

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Saswati Mishra 1 year ago

Yes n don't worry. We don't blame you at all...

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Wyndmere 1 year ago

What are "sky booms"? Can someone interpret, please? I don't speak "dog".

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CelSlade 1 year ago

Nope. But hugging the doggy always makes it just a little bit more ok.

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Aj Abrahams 1 year ago

a whole new room

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Nini 1 year ago

And then. Play. With the loudest, toy. You have

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Verner Carlberg 1 year ago

Pavlov's dog's Pavlov.

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