Dictionary Should Rewrite Some Definitions Because These 91 Suggestions Are Golden (New Pics

Unfortunately true. Had to learn this the hard way.

That's where fobias come from.

In more ways than one, LinkedIn is worse than Instagram. At least Insta doesn't pretend about what it is.

I'm pushing 50. Depending on the moment, I feel 25 or 85, no in-between

And forget how to actually fall asleep.

Friend (n.) In order to stab someone in the back you must first get behind them.

The remaining 10% needn't have been anything at all.

Such an insane thing to say following the Kiss Cam lore 😭

Wow. The perfect description of my dad, who was also kinder to strangers than his own family.

Don't know if it's true or not, but I heard a story of a Professor lecturing about "what the author intended" in an Isaac Asimov book, and someone in the audience disagreed. The Professor says he's wrong, and asks, "Who do you think you are?" -- "Isaac Asimov."

I feel this. Here in New England, we just went through months of 30° temperature swings over days and even hours.

Hey, "I've been looking forward to spending that day chilling for ages" IS a plan!

These days it is more of an optional extra that is only fitted to some models.

*40 years

Children (n.) My pets.

omelette AU fromage, darnit.

Extreme sport. (n.) Parking, in any European city. Driving, in India.