“Daily Humor Memes”: 40 Of The Best Posts From This Page Dedicated To Making People Smile

America has entered the chat...

We all know why

Ha! It's funny coz it's true. 😆

*snort laughs* remix. Priceless positive encouragement. Priceless.

Hey, some women just get weird fat.

I am not married. Never been married. But I like children. Don't mind children in restaurants. But I agree parents shouldn't let children run around restaurants.

absolutely nothing

Better than an Catepillar? maxresdefault-4.jpg

"Dog, pig, loaf of bread?" il_570xN.3...6_sp0r.jpg

*Wine bottle behind imposing desk* Good evening Mr Biscuits. We've been expecting you* *Strokes miniature corkscrew distractedly*

Oooo, burn!!

No, pee, pee.

We are unionised.

Smart, but not smart enough to spell it correctly!

Her face looked a little marbled after that

Oh lordy....

People have been ignoring each other since the dawn of civilization

Anatomically correct Thomas the train?

Bit sad that, innit?

Pingu, one of my all time favorites.

They did say 'random'...

That's udderly amazing

A French author (Georges Perec) wrote a whole book without using the letter E....

„A sntnc“. I did it

"A sentencE" it's true

What about: "You c*nt."?

No. <--- A one word sentence , no e's

I'm at work.

You bought the bus company? Right? anakin-padme.jpg

If AI makes your background...

I'm hoping this is just a case of a name not translating well from one language to another and not just parents choosing the names for a the puns

"Un-unionize!" *waves wand*

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people from Dubai don’t like the Flintstones and the people from Abu Dhabi do.

People at the stern of the ship: "Hey, if we are sinking, how come we are so far up?" People jumping from deck "No way! The government and White Star will use these life jackets to track me. There is no way I am wearing them." People in the water "I read that hypothermia is a myth, I have a strong body and I just drank plenty of fluids, I will be fine". People on the Carpathia "There is no way we are picking those people. They will take our place on the ship" "Yeah. See? I bet these are actors pretending to drown..."

That must be Trump's attorney.

"Florida man" says it all.

And yet he still died as virgin (Random fact, no judgement)

My O My

My O My

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Parents of toddler desperatly waiting for that phase to come

For now.

LOL when I was 19 I used to buy Pizza Hut every week - this is when people still wrote checks. I was worried that someone would see all the pizza entries in my checkbook so I always wrote "Pacific Health" to fool anyone snooping around my checkbook register.

Good

Thank god I didn’t see what I thought I was gonna…

Oh my

That's a clever one, like telling your kids if they wake up in the night they have to call for mommy as daddy can't hear in the dark.

At first I thought Thanos had a cigarette behind his ear, which was a weird thing and then realized that's not a cigarette and not close to his ear. I should probably go to sleep.

I have 'He's just not that into you!'

NOT THE PDF FILE LMAO

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Marry someone just like him.

Ladybugs get into... oh dear

Shrek knocked up pirates?

I would never recover from this, regardless of which one I was in the headline.

I'm sure America was older than 41 when Columbus got there. And Donald was dead right for once.

Maybe Wienermo?