30 Funny Jokes That Probably Only Dads Will Be Able To Truly Appreciate (New Pics)

Keep stabbing around the lower back, yes!

Doing the "Luke, I am your father" line in your deepest voice through the tube into a fan...

There are several downvoting trolls on here who won't find this one at all funny because correcting grammar is the worst thing that one can do, apparently.

That's me. Deliberately, seriously, intensely doing nothing.

lol

🤦‍♀️

rightfully so ;)

He's got a point

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Everyone should have a neighbour like yours

... and the President.

It definitely feels like it, but hey - Coke and Chips !

And if a Chemistry teacher says 'smell this', just waft a tiny bit of air from above the test-tube. You'll thank yourself later, when someone takes a deep sniff of ammonia ... Note to self - Chemistry teaches have a very basic sense of humour.

How illuminating, or not?

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This just screams Christmas, it's a thing of wonder

...oh.

This would be my nightmare, my kids having the same teacher as me

Some previous offender gave that cop the bird so ...

Where’s the joke? 🤷‍♀️

I hope I d!e peacefully in my sleep, like my grandad......not screaming like the passengers on his bus.

Joe Cocker had a similar one. "You are so beautiful...to me"

Where did Long John Silver go to get fit? The gym, lad.

Once you stop having children, your supply of heirs is severely limited

How to stop people from believing in Santa.

If your streaming service doesn't backstab you...

"But Dad, I don't want to go to England". "Shut up and keep swimming!".

That's going to be a Messi conversation

"Would you like a drink?" "No thanks, I've got one 'ere."

Saucy !

Due process, I suppose

It works for me

I didn’t see that cumin

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That’s a corker …. he didn’t bottle it. Chianti stop himself?

It was Knight time

Ha. Ha.

A bit subtle for me ...

Class !

Doesn't work. Cans aren't full.

so he chickened out?

My 10 year old would do this.

" Tech support - 'Sigh' " pretty well sums up the job. PEBKAC !

No lLikie.............

An investment, not an expense

See, it's funny because it's dumb

*Rocher

Have one, get one free

Not censored this time?! 😱

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He knows

I mean, I've definitely heard that rumbas (and other similar brands) send back the maps it creates if your floor plan to HQ. C*****d me up because mine had.... navigation issues and I have no idea what bizarre info (if any) was being passed along.

And chocolate milk comes from brown cows (According to a horrendous number of Americans)

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First step from the top ?

Ngl that looks good

For want of a hyphen, the message was lost ...

No one said the money will follow you, however.

Sirius Lee?

Team Dean FTW!!!!😍😍

That would've been my Mom, because when that woman gave you "The Look" you knew you were in deepshit.

sUnGlAsSeS

Keeping an eye out for him.

"Not yet, but we keep *trying* to get someone to take you off our hands."

Celsius, he's cold. Fahrenheit, he's frozen to the seat.

I told a joke about explosives, but it just bombed.

Well, they said perpendicular parking is safer than angled, but she still can't see approaching traffic

You didn't say which minute ...

Fact.