Love is patient; love is kind, prank your husband every time. This short little rhyme should probably give a good hint about what we are going to be talking in this post. Nope, not relationship goals, but close to that - pranks to do on your boyfriend or girlfriend!

Good pranks are what keeps the long-term relationships alive and well (well, not only them, there are a couple more nuances to it), so we have compiled the best of the best pranks to play on your dearest. And you don't even have to wait for April fools to pull these prank ideas! From celebratory cakes congratulating on healthy flatulence and hilarious treasure quests to throwing a funny joke about adopting a wild coyote, this list will surely give you some cool prank ideas on how to spice up your marriage.

So, if you're into couple's pranks, be sure to scroll down below to check them all. You will find funny pranks for everyone's taste here and, hopefully, the receiving party will think congratulate you on your clever jokes.

#1

Wife Texts Husband She Brought A Dog Home While The Pic Shows A Coyote, And He Seriously Freaks Out

Wife Texts Husband She Brought A Dog Home While The Pic Shows A Coyote, And He Seriously Freaks Out

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

BEST one ever!

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#2

"Sex After 40" Book Prank

"Sex After 40" Book Prank

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Diana
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL!

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#3

She Kept Getting On And Off The Scale Confused, And This Went On For 7 Minutes

She Kept Getting On And Off The Scale Confused, And This Went On For 7 Minutes

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Jamal W
Community Member
4 years ago

ME! Lmaooooo I can hear my girlfriend now

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#4

My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result

My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result

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Silent Skeleton
Community Member
4 years ago

XD I would totally do this

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#5

My Husband Always Leaves Me Notes When He Has To Leave Town For Work

My Husband Always Leaves Me Notes When He Has To Leave Town For Work

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Silent Skeleton
Community Member
4 years ago

XD

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#6

Wife Wanted A Family Portrait For Christmas. This Is What She Got

Wife Wanted A Family Portrait For Christmas. This Is What She Got

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Daniel Mallory
Community Member
4 years ago

is it weird that the man with baby face looks some what normal

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#7

Last Night I Told My Boyfriend, Who Is A Coke Fan, That I Like Pepsi Next. This Is What I Found When I Got Home Today

Last Night I Told My Boyfriend, Who Is A Coke Fan, That I Like Pepsi Next. This Is What I Found When I Got Home Today

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
4 years ago

the gang of the Reds...

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#8

Surprise Haircut On Girlfriend

Surprise Haircut On Girlfriend

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

She is going to stab you with those scissors

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#9

Honey, I've Done The Dishes

Honey, I've Done The Dishes

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

the amount of effort he probably spent to do this, he could have probably cleaned the few dishes in the sink a lot faster.

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#10

Was Wondering Why My Wife Was Giggling When She Asked Me To Change The Air Filters

Was Wondering Why My Wife Was Giggling When She Asked Me To Change The Air Filters

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

She's a keeper

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#11

My New Girlfriend Said She'd Never Fart In Front Of Me. She Let One Slip Last Night, So I Got Her A Cake To Celebrate

My New Girlfriend Said She'd Never Fart In Front Of Me. She Let One Slip Last Night, So I Got Her A Cake To Celebrate

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
4 years ago

That's the moment a relationship gets completely comfortable!

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#12

Printed And Attached To Wife's Spraying Air Freshener While She Wasn't Home. Spits Acid Every 30 Minutes

Printed And Attached To Wife's Spraying Air Freshener While She Wasn't Home. Spits Acid Every 30 Minutes

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Kübra Topcu
Community Member
4 years ago

That's a perfect lovely prank, I think :)

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#13

Pregnant Women Can Be Vicious. This Is My Wife Trolling Me At Breakfast

Pregnant Women Can Be Vicious. This Is My Wife Trolling Me At Breakfast

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Diana
Community Member
4 years ago

haha

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#14

My Buddy's Answer To His Wife Saying They Needed A Guard Dog

My Buddy's Answer To His Wife Saying They Needed A Guard Dog

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

This one actually made me laugh out loud. I can imagine someone coming over and seeing this, and thinking "what in the actual f*ck?"

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#15

I Hope My Husband Feels Special When He Wakes Up. All Eyes Will Be On Him

I Hope My Husband Feels Special When He Wakes Up. All Eyes Will Be On Him

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

My fridge is basically empty compared to this lol

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#16

My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed

My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed

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Lorraine
Community Member
4 years ago

What a waste of toast!

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#17

So My Pregnant Girlfriend Asked Me To Take Pics Of Things That Remind Me Of Her While I'm Over Here In Dubai. Nailed It!

So My Pregnant Girlfriend Asked Me To Take Pics Of Things That Remind Me Of Her While I'm Over Here In Dubai. Nailed It!

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Sathish M
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh my god...now the roof seems pregnant

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#18

Girlfriend Told Me To Wear A Plain Tie To Dinner Tonight

Girlfriend Told Me To Wear A Plain Tie To Dinner Tonight

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I hope it doesn't clash with her checked "√" dress

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#19

My Wife Wanted Her Sandwich Cut In Half. She Was Non-Specific As To How

My Wife Wanted Her Sandwich Cut In Half. She Was Non-Specific As To How

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Lemur
Community Member
4 years ago

Good, very artistic. (Damn)

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#20

Just Got This Lovely Anniversary Note From My Lovely Girlfriend

Just Got This Lovely Anniversary Note From My Lovely Girlfriend

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Shari H
Community Member
4 years ago

She is a total keeper!

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#21

For April Fools, I Posted These Around Town With My Wife's Number On Them

For April Fools, I Posted These Around Town With My Wife's Number On Them

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rakuninaru
Community Member
4 years ago

hahahah

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#22

My Wife Called To Say She Picked Up 50 Shades Of Grey. This Was Not What I Was Expecting When I Got Home

My Wife Called To Say She Picked Up 50 Shades Of Grey. This Was Not What I Was Expecting When I Got Home

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Silent Skeleton
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, she's not wrong :oD

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#23

A Harmless Prank My Friend's Boyfriend Played On Her. She Was Confused The Whole Way To Work

A Harmless Prank My Friend's Boyfriend Played On Her. She Was Confused The Whole Way To Work

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Mick and Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

Should have put a cam inside!

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#24

My Wife Said She Needed A Hobby To Add Some Excitement To Her Life. I Suggested This

My Wife Said She Needed A Hobby To Add Some Excitement To Her Life. I Suggested This

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Emre
Community Member
4 years ago

hahahahaha my wife would kill me she hates ironing AF

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#25

My Wife Called Me To The Bathroom To See The Work She Did On My Shampoo Bottle

My Wife Called Me To The Bathroom To See The Work She Did On My Shampoo Bottle

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Matthew Mortensen
Community Member
4 years ago

I read this at work and had to get up and walk away from my desk because I was laughing so hard. Congrats on your successful marriage!

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#26

My Boyfriend Thought He'd Give Me A Sexy Surprise After Work Today

My Boyfriend Thought He'd Give Me A Sexy Surprise After Work Today

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AathiraSunil
Community Member
4 years ago

Harry Potter poster?

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#27

My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One

My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

Hope she finds it funny... later...like wait 6 months

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#28

My Wife Wanted Jewelry... Don't Think She'll Be Too Happy

My Wife Wanted Jewelry... Don't Think She'll Be Too Happy

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Silent Skeleton
Community Member
4 years ago

That's amazing

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#29

Sometimes My Boyfriend And I Leave Skype On While We Sleep. It Usually Gets Disconnected Or He Takes His Laptop When He Goes To Work, But This Morning I Woke Up To This

Sometimes My Boyfriend And I Leave Skype On While We Sleep. It Usually Gets Disconnected Or He Takes His Laptop When He Goes To Work, But This Morning I Woke Up To This

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

awwww

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#30

My Wife Asked For "Laser Hair Removal" For Christmas. She Was Less Than Thrilled

My Wife Asked For "Laser Hair Removal" For Christmas. She Was Less Than Thrilled

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Emre
Community Member
4 years ago

This was a really cold one...

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#31

My Boyfriend Said He Was Making Me A Heart Shaped Pancake

My Boyfriend Said He Was Making Me A Heart Shaped Pancake

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
4 years ago

Technically he is correct. Well done, sir!

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#32

My Husband Is An Asshole

My Husband Is An Asshole

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Jamal W
Community Member
4 years ago

Lmaooo even I wouldve been startled by this

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#33

Shattering Dreams... One V-Day Coupon At A Time

Shattering Dreams... One V-Day Coupon At A Time

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Marcos Zamarripa
Community Member
4 years ago

Clever!

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#34

How To Scare Your Wife On Halloween: Print Your Face On Paper, Put The Paper In A Jar, Fill Jar With Green Water

How To Scare Your Wife On Halloween: Print Your Face On Paper, Put The Paper In A Jar, Fill Jar With Green Water

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

that's pretty good!

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#35

My Girlfriend Is Short And Hates Pranks

My Girlfriend Is Short And Hates Pranks

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I think it's hilarious.... btw I'm short and love pranks :)

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#36

The Bosses Wife Asked Him To Mow The Lawn. This Is What She Got

The Bosses Wife Asked Him To Mow The Lawn. This Is What She Got

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Silent Skeleton
Community Member
4 years ago

THAT'S AMAZING OHMAGOODNESS

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#37

My Husband Bet Me I Couldn't Shave His Foot Without Him Waking Up. This Is What He Woke Up To This Morning

My Husband Bet Me I Couldn't Shave His Foot Without Him Waking Up. This Is What He Woke Up To This Morning

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

You even manged to file the ends of his toes off!

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#38

My Girlfriend Started A New Diary Today. I Got Curious And Took A Glance At It After Asking Her About It. Something Tells Me This A Dummy Diary

My Girlfriend Started A New Diary Today. I Got Curious And Took A Glance At It After Asking Her About It. Something Tells Me This A Dummy Diary

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Aunt Messy
Community Member
4 years ago

Serves you right for snooping.

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#39

Girlfriend Asked Me To Throw Away The Box And Packaging Stuffs From Our New Bed Frame Before Leaving For Work, I Did Her One Better

Girlfriend Asked Me To Throw Away The Box And Packaging Stuffs From Our New Bed Frame Before Leaving For Work, I Did Her One Better

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

*starts slow clap*

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#40

My Girlfriend Thinks Highly Of Me

My Girlfriend Thinks Highly Of Me

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Marcos Zamarripa
Community Member
4 years ago

hahahaha

#41

Told My Girlfriend I Was Sleeping Over At My Friends House, She Said To Send Sexy Pics. We Delivered

Told My Girlfriend I Was Sleeping Over At My Friends House, She Said To Send Sexy Pics. We Delivered

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Briare Roze
Community Member
4 years ago

Well done sir. I'm sure she appreciated the effort lol

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#42

The Boyfriend Got In Trouble Yesterday. He Sent Flours To My Office Today To Apologize

The Boyfriend Got In Trouble Yesterday. He Sent Flours To My Office Today To Apologize

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Jamal W
Community Member
4 years ago

Genius

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#43

Roll Window Down, Place Broken Glass On Ground, And Stage The Area. She Freaked Out

Roll Window Down, Place Broken Glass On Ground, And Stage The Area. She Freaked Out

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

Why do you have broken glass?

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#44

I Was Having Trouble Deciding What To Get My Wife For Christmas, So I Checked Her Search History For Ideas. I Think She's Gonna Love It!

I Was Having Trouble Deciding What To Get My Wife For Christmas, So I Checked Her Search History For Ideas. I Think She's Gonna Love It!

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Jamal W
Community Member
4 years ago

xD

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#45

Girlfriend Asked For A Bite Of My Ice Cream. Pretty Sure This Is Breakup Material Right Here

Girlfriend Asked For A Bite Of My Ice Cream. Pretty Sure This Is Breakup Material Right Here

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

Gasp! You might be right. She's a monster!

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#46

Wife Asked Me If I Wanted A Cup Of Tea, I Said Yes Please This Is What I Got... She Thinks She's So Funny

Wife Asked Me If I Wanted A Cup Of Tea, I Said Yes Please This Is What I Got... She Thinks She's So Funny

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Carina Johnson
Community Member
4 years ago

Mr. T

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#47

My Girlfriend Asked Me To Make Fish For Dinner Tonight. I Will Let You All Know If We Are Still Together Tomorrow

My Girlfriend Asked Me To Make Fish For Dinner Tonight. I Will Let You All Know If We Are Still Together Tomorrow

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Daniel Mallory
Community Member
4 years ago

i choked n one of those so badly it gave me a phobia of them and candy for a week still scary for that tho

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#48

I Might Have To Kill My Husband

I Might Have To Kill My Husband

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Cassie
Community Member
4 years ago

Evil!

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#49

Just Scared The Living Shit Out Of My Girlfriend

Just Scared The Living Shit Out Of My Girlfriend

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL, poor woofer doesn't understand the joke

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#50

Last Night I Asked My Husband To Put Some Spaghetti On The Stove So I Could Start Dinner When I Got Home

Last Night I Asked My Husband To Put Some Spaghetti On The Stove So I Could Start Dinner When I Got Home

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Emre
Community Member
4 years ago

Guess you're staying hungry tonight

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#51

Wife Bought A Chalkboard Xmas Tree To Count Down The Number Of Days Until Xmas. I've Been Erasing The Number And Writing Conspiracy Theories Instead, Infuriating Her. Today, She Took It Too Far

Wife Bought A Chalkboard Xmas Tree To Count Down The Number Of Days Until Xmas. I've Been Erasing The Number And Writing Conspiracy Theories Instead, Infuriating Her. Today, She Took It Too Far

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

Ha ha.. you're tangling with the wrong women. She hits below the belt.

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#52

Gave This Fortune Cookie's Message To My Girlfriend. She Immediately Said No

Gave This Fortune Cookie's Message To My Girlfriend. She Immediately Said No

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Luc Mailloux
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL

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#53

My Husband's Prank Today

My Husband's Prank Today

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Smoofy
Community Member
4 years ago

This is just cruel... XD

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#54

So I Told My Husband I Wanted Him To Be More Romantic... He Hid These Around The House

So I Told My Husband I Wanted Him To Be More Romantic... He Hid These Around The House

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Sam McKinney
Community Member
4 years ago

ROFL!!! f-ing funny!!!!!

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#55

I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I have a beautiful mirror as part of a coat rack. In order to hang the rack at a proper height, the mirror only shows the top of my forehead.... (sigh)

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#56

When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
4 years ago

Awww, he kept his word <3

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#57

My Boyfriend Is A Seller On Amazon. This Is What I Came Home To

My Boyfriend Is A Seller On Amazon. This Is What I Came Home To

ThingsWeSasy Report

rakuninaru
Community Member
4 years ago

wearing the merchandise

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#58

My Husband Told Me That He Bought Me A Diamond Necklace

My Husband Told Me That He Bought Me A Diamond Necklace

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Adelaide Iris
Community Member
4 years ago

Hey that's awesome, I love Minecraft and I would totally keep that!

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#59

Day 2: My Wife Still Does Not Realize She Is Being Watched As She Showers

Day 2: My Wife Still Does Not Realize She Is Being Watched As She Showers

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Marcos Zamarripa
Community Member
4 years ago

Kinky Woody, those perv eyes, lol.

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#60

My Wife Didn't Find It As Hilarious As I Did When I Hollered For Her To Clean Up The Pee On The Floor

My Wife Didn't Find It As Hilarious As I Did When I Hollered For Her To Clean Up The Pee On The Floor

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Cheesybeansy
Community Member
4 years ago

Haha clever

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#61

This Weirdness

This Weirdness

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Kipper Mcgee
Community Member
4 years ago

Very clever.

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#62

I Left My Flats At My Boyfriend's Apartment, And He Sent Me This Picture The Next Day

I Left My Flats At My Boyfriend's Apartment, And He Sent Me This Picture The Next Day

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

She must have some big feet... or his are very small

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#63

Girlfriend Got Me This After Hearing My Complaints Of Being Exhausted After My First Day At The Gym

Girlfriend Got Me This After Hearing My Complaints Of Being Exhausted After My First Day At The Gym

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Kairullizam Abdullah
Community Member
4 years ago

That is genius

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#64

My Girlfriend Asked For "A Tiny Bit Of Salad" With Her Lunch

My Girlfriend Asked For "A Tiny Bit Of Salad" With Her Lunch

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Starry C.
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm not sure what that is, but it looks delicious!

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#65

My Boyfriend Said He'd Marry Me If I Gave Him $100,000 And Some Cupcakes. So Me Being The Awesome Future Wife That I Am, Made Him These

My Boyfriend Said He'd Marry Me If I Gave Him $100,000 And Some Cupcakes. So Me Being The Awesome Future Wife That I Am, Made Him These

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Cat Meow
Community Member
4 years ago

I hope he said yes

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#66

Got Blackout Drunk Last Night. My Girlfriend Helped Me Remember What Happened

Got Blackout Drunk Last Night. My Girlfriend Helped Me Remember What Happened

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

Proof that dogs are a man's best friend.

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#67

Asked My Girlfriend To Send Me A Sexy Picture While She's On Her Trip And This Is What I Get In Response

Asked My Girlfriend To Send Me A Sexy Picture While She's On Her Trip And This Is What I Get In Response

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Kairullizam Abdullah
Community Member
4 years ago

Gold

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#68

Wife Replaced The Pink Soap With Clear Without Washing It First. The Pink Soap Floated To The Top And I Was Grossed Out Saying That It Looked Like Afterbirth. Today I Found This

Wife Replaced The Pink Soap With Clear Without Washing It First. The Pink Soap Floated To The Top And I Was Grossed Out Saying That It Looked Like Afterbirth. Today I Found This

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kotlety
Community Member
4 years ago

Whaaaat?

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#69

First My Wife Said The Walls Were Too Bare, And Now They Are Too Bear

First My Wife Said The Walls Were Too Bare, And Now They Are Too Bear

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I can't bear it, but it does make you 'paws' to take a good look!

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#70

My Boyfriend And I Prank Each Other All The Time And He Hates Finding My Hair In The Shower