The Office Struggle Is Real And People Cope By Creating These 77 Hilarious Memes (New Pics)

I worked for a company that expanded so fast one year that they had trouble calculating raises in timely manner. By the time they figured it out , they couldn't afford to pay out, do they have stock in company. It was decades before they went public. But somehow the sakes guys and the executives got their bonuses on time.

And re-reading the e-mail 4 times to ensure it has the 'right tone'.

If only that could be one's "fun fact"!

Being asked to hop on a quick Zoom is even worse! Because then I have to arrange my face so they can't see how annoyed I am. 😁

I've had a Hotmail account for decades. I provide it when I reckon I'll get a shít load of spam.

Had a manager who flexed at me after I apologized for sending communications during his vacay. "No problem, I had 5 thousand emails anyway".

Narcotics

You might as well ask me what my high school GPA was. I have no idea! It was a long time ago and has no bearing on absolutely anything.

Then your boss sends them back because they're not detailed enough. 🙄

Why the fork do I need a recovery email address now when I've had the same email for 10+yrs? I do not need extra email police. Don't give me the protection bullshirt. I've somehow managed so far to make it without google giving me a colonoscopy everyday I think I can manage without the extra verification.

Too late. They've already left.

Me, every day. 😂

That's not even twenty years.

Beware. Betty's office desk is made of the skulls of her enemies.

Every second of every waking moment.

My body.

"What if we"...stink eye.

Probably getting written up for "no call/no show" that day.

Go on with the meeting anyway, but save your "Reverse" cards for key moments.

Which is why I always end up staying up so late on Sunday nights. Like I can postpone the inevitable.

You can't drink all day, if you don't start in the morning!

Same pass word, different placement of a 'special character'.

It averages out over time.

No week is longer than a week with a Friday holiday.

Unswinged 😂 I'm stealing this.

"too Tired"

Having to look at myself is so incredibly distracting. 😂

You mean a standard 4-day work-week

I've seen this done as "To Whom it Will Concern." --shorter -- pithier --worrying

Who calls it a slide deck?

Because you can feel the Monday creeping up on you

As the time approached for me to retire from teaching, sometimes I was a little sad. I got over it.

A guy at my workplace (research lab, so a lot of PhD students and postdoctoral researches, typically young) is 36 and keeps going on about how old he is, but I don't think that he is the eldest, but also no one even really realised that he was older. No one really thinks of our ages? Except when it's a particularly new overeager polite newbie, but they typically outgrow that quickly...

Let me see that..

Quite HR will hear

Officially 6pm, mentally 3:30, but on Fridays I'm not even present mentally

Who ( in USA ) gets a 10 day break ?

And the weekend is two hours long.

I worked for a French company in the US that shut down between December 25th and January 2nd. Paid.

When I was forced to state professional goals in an evaluation process, I sometimes chose ones that began with "Help my boss better understand that ...", "Assist management in reorganizing their method of ...", "Participate directly in promoting that the administration prioritize policy issues such as ...".... Apparently these goals were acceptable because they never questioned - in fact never even mentioned - them in the post-evaluation interview.

EBITDA. Isn't that what Andy Kaufman's character said all the time on "Taxi"?

Is the person receiving the criticism the best one to judge whether it is constructive or not? After thinking about this, I realized that it doesn't matter if the person is trying to be constructive. In fact, some of the most useful insights and important facts I've ever received came from people who meant me no d**n good. Your enemies will tell you the hard truths that your friends won't.