30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

Now we have the best script line in next serial killer movie.

That's a good way hahaha

I'm not sure how nuclear codes work, but I have to assume that it's highly fictionalized in movies. I can't imagine it's the same as your email password or that it's 100% in one person's discretion whether to use them or not. (At least, I really, really, really hope in this day and age that no president can just unilaterally launch nuclear weapons without consulting congress, his/her/their generals, his/her/their cabinet, etc.)

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Hahaha, good one 😄

Worked!

Fr fr. No longer a sitcom Whitehouse, thank the gods!

Accurate. I understand they allow you to cancel your service in exchange for your first-born child.

He is a great man!

D.C. has a larger population than Wyoming or Vermont. This isn't what the founders envisioned when they proposed a federal district. Waaay more than just politicians live in D.C., and the roughly 700,000 people deserve representation. It's past time for statehood.

This! I had the feelings but not the words, now I do. Ugh

RIP Ruth Bad-ass Ginsburg. We need more like you.

There is not enough money for that suffering.

Just make uni free. If we can do it, you can too. And it's, you know, legal. 😉

not crazy but mildly interesting

I get interrupted very often and I instinctively let them get away with it. But lately, it's gotten so bad, even after I asked them not to interrupt me so often, that I just keep talking when someone starts talking over me. Just pretend they didn't interrupt me, and keep eye contact with the people I was talking to. It works.

Zing! 😄

So true esp during peak hours on the metro

Android is the stick shift/manual transmission of telephones: Most people in the world use it, but if you're not used to it, it seems the most difficult thing in the world.

What an emotionally unstable and lying twat.

Helikoptar helikoptar 🚁🚁🚁

So she is saying that he was a better spy than she is a reporter, got it.

What an anticlimax, in every sense.

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imagine being a republican lmfao

How does Rafael Edward Cruz, born in Canada and son of a Cuban immigrant, get away with being so anti-immigrant?

I mean, that may be true. Her wifi at home may be spotty today. She never said she was home, so she isn't technically lying. *evil grin*

Breathe* but sadly a very valid point

Good point.

I love this response. Me and my cat are pro-choice too.

Spoken on January 5.

Trick question it's never too early to drink wine.

I've run into that in the past. Seriously.

One of the main reasons I don't drive in DC

And he'll be baaaaack in '24. Hopefully he dies before then.

Hm, maybe she should find out if the bartender’s single

The truth is strong with this one

The saying here goes...if u don't like the weather, just wait a day.

I'm fairly certain we could all describe that cake mold.

Generous soul.

"Nothing new."

I live in rural Texas. I still haven't figured it out myself.

so true!

Try downtown VA during pride month. Then we'll talk how well the gay community shows up.

We read to politicians.

I've never watched Seinfeld other than about 15 minutes and thought it was mean spirited and dumb.

Gee, it would be cheaper to hire a limo service.

😂😂

Translate for a non US please, what is a national hat? Walgreens is a pharmacy?

Suburbs are great!

Thats not a date, thats a meeting.

that's enough Taylor Swift

pfizer likes your shoutout

You mean mine and what will soon be mine.

Culture of power and money.

Don’t, thanks in advance ;)

Tis unfortunate ☹️

If they were experts they would have known it would end in a disaster.

I think he's referring to how many publicly homophobic Republican elected officials have been caught having closeted relationships with interns, but not sure.

Haha 😂

In DC everyone is a politician, while in LA everyone is an actor.

Well, DC not being in any of the 50 states IS a confusing weird thing.