50 Stupid Signs That Hilariously Fail To Get The Point Across

Šimon Špaček 3 years ago

My necromancer friend do not agree.

16points

Golden Cat 3 years ago

@soph the loaf this comment made me burst out laughing 😂 so funny needs more upvotes

4points

Ian Harac 3 years ago

There was a very nasty magic item in a third party supplement which was a potion of regeneration, and it would regenerate any undigested meat into the animal it came from. (A vegetarian druid created it.) Thus, most people taking it would explode as a cow, pig, etc. erupted from their stomach.

1point

Bill Scheitzach Jr. 3 years ago

If you can cure a ham after the hog is dead, you should be able to heal thy burger.

0points

EP 3 years ago

Or make them healthy. The amount of saturated fat and cholesterol is astounding. Nothing healthy about a ground beef burger Patties. Direct correlation to a multitude is serious medical conditions contibuting to an early death (heart attack) Heal by burger makes my sense… make it black bean. Shrimp, tuna, etc… but then in my mind it’s not a true burger it’s just on a burger bun. If you asked for a patty-less ground beef burger w sautéed mushroom. Burger bun lettuce tomato pickles and sautéed mushrooms. Is that a burger?

0points

tara 3 years ago

That is no reason not to try.

0points

tara 3 years ago

Once my mom told me something was in the 'dresser'. For some reason the word was foreign to me for a moment, so I giggled like she was having a brain glitch and was all " HA ha....a dresser mom? A DRESSer?" Then I realized (with horror) that dresser is a perfectly normal word and I looked like a weirdo.

13points

Lainie 3 years ago

Yeah, we have had those on Bored Panda, under "brain farts". :D

4points

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago

The missing commandment: Thou shall heal thy burgers and not commit sin against them by burning them in the flames of hellfire till they are charred like Satan’s b******e.

7points

Anspans 3 years ago

I like "heal thy burgers" much better. Gonna hafta remember that one!

7points

Mistiekim 3 years ago

To be fair it’s “Heal Thy Bur Gers”. I’m pretty sure this is taken directly from the Bible.

5points

LinkTheHylian 3 years ago

I have a friend called Gers. He said his bur was fully healed last week.

4points

BOTW PANDA 3 years ago

OK, That really got me.

2points

Jo314129 3 years ago

Took me a minute I'm ashamed to admit.

2points

DKS 001 3 years ago

I'm so confused! Please! Someone heal my burgers so I can have a heathy burger!

1point

SCP 4666 3 years ago

Thou shalt heal thy burgers for they art not cheesy enough

1point

#2

Is It Now?

Final score:

443points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago

No matter how you read it, I agree.

416points

Sara W 3 years ago

Yes the sign works no matter what lol

47points

Lady Z Azrael 3 years ago

Can someone please, pretty please go steal that sign for me? I'd panda 🐼 hug you forever!

14points

Cyber Returns 3 years ago

I do like a bit of weird

6points

Lizard Queen 3 years ago

"overrated is so f*****g normal"

5points

GenXandEarnedItAll 3 years ago

Depends on the mood you're in! 😇

5points

pp horrendous 3 years ago

crying

2points

Stealthzilla 3 years ago

Uh

1point

jay <3 3 years ago

same; society needs to be more "quirky" either way :b

1point

Sir Panda 3 years ago

🤣

1point

Viper Dogfish 3 years ago

Same!

1point

Cedgeemo 3 years ago

Overated f**cking is so normal

0points

Margaret H 3 years ago

Sometimes, we all need a taste of vanilla.

4points

Trevor Hardy 3 years ago

Bp getting risque no censorship lol

3points

Another Fool on the Hill 3 years ago

I can confirm that this is totally right in every way...

2points

ButterflyCatcher56 3 years ago (edited)

if you can't read it, it says "normal is so f*****g underrated" or "normal f*****g is so underrated" (edited typo)

1point

Marissa Wolff 2 years ago

That says "overrated" you illiterate dumbass.

0points

Claire Elise 3 years ago

Wait which kind is normal

1point

Vicko Fidelis 3 years ago

I agree no matter i read it

1point

Rigor Moreno 3 years ago

Make sense either way!

1point

Tabitha Martel 3 years ago

No lies detected. This sign is 100% working as intended. I said what I said

1point

Just Another Girl 3 years ago

I think the point is clear.

1point

#3

Just Do Nothing, It Is Impossible

Final score:

404points

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Finn 3 years ago

Give up on your dreams. Nike was wrong

9points

too indesicive to choose name 3 years ago

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday!" - Winnie the Pooh

8points

BOTW PANDA 3 years ago

YAY! BP ALLL DAYYYYY---If only.

6points

Vera Cho 3 years ago

it works great both ways

1point

ViFi 3 years ago

my therapist said i need to work on self-motivation

1point

Kensi 3 years ago

I mean yeah, this counts

0points

ツ chihuahua n. 3 years ago

His expression is so perfect

1point

ChocolateCake 3 years ago

hmmmm, nothing? of course! that sign said so therefore I must do nothing.

1point

bElLa sTairZz 3 years ago

what?

1point

Gregg Bender 3 years ago

"Resistance is futile."

0points

SP 3 years ago

Proud of accomplishing the impossible everyday!

0points

Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago

Aight

0points

#4

Le Tits Now

Final score:

356points

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BOTW PANDA 3 years ago

Great. I'm making bread and now there's yeast all over the place.

177points

Bobert Robertson 3 years ago

Yell at your counters "all rise!"

28points

Anaïs Grobin 3 years ago

BOTW PANDA, you are awesome. Reasons? A.) BOTW username. B.) Making bread from scratch.

4points

Nightshade 3 years ago

Like your profile pic! I love the Legend of Zelda series too

1point

Amanda Fondaumiere 3 years ago

Nice i made bread too. Cinnamon and currant bread. No spill thank goodness.

1point

Rebecca Surette 3 years ago

And there's iced tea all over my keyboard1

0points

CallaghanLive 3 years ago

mmmmm letitsnow

0points

Do-nut touch da donut 3 years ago

LOL

0points

David 3 years ago

"the tits now" sounds kind of trashy but "le tits now" gives it a classy french sound

87points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

Asking for artistic noods be like:

28points

Boba 3 years ago

"Let it snow"

2points

Maya Baggins 3 years ago

Not french, just pissy

1point

Wm Paul Robinson 3 years ago

Oui je suis d'accord! I ask my French wife for the same regularly.

0points

Soph the Loaf 3 years ago

What on earth is this trying to say? I tried looking at the two papers put together but that just makes it worse... XD

31points

BOTW PANDA 3 years ago

Let it snow.

63points

Laurie F. Daut 3 years ago

I didn't get it either. Lol

2points

Leeds Lass 3 years ago

I had no idea either.....

2points

glowworm2 3 years ago

Sean Connery’s wrapping paper.

29points

Anya Ponsford 3 years ago

Sean Connery SNL sketch, I'll take Le Tits Now etc

28points

Joshua Moore 3 years ago

"The day is mine Trebek, The Penis Mightier"

22points

glowworm2 3 years ago

That’s immediately what I thought of. I love that sketch.

5points

heather7d@yahoo.com 3 years ago

Lol! Yes, that’s instantly where my mind went!🤣

4points

Another Fool on the Hill 3 years ago

There's a time for tits and that is NOW!

9points

Lainie 3 years ago

Le now.

4points

Lihn Song 3 years ago

I laughed for way to long at this

7points

Full of Giggles 3 years ago

Anyone else read this with Daryl Hammond’s Sean Connery voice?

5points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

Shouldn’t that be “Les Tits”, being that it’s plural?

3points

Lainie 3 years ago

I found one! French nazzi grammar! :D

2points

Brian Langford 3 years ago

Suck it Trebek

2points

#5

Can We Just Make This The Icon Already?

Final score:

352points

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BOTW PANDA 3 years ago

need-------cigarettes--------now--------b4----------safely---

90points

CallaghanLive 3 years ago

Malboros for everyone!!! (smoking is really bad kids don't do it)

3points

genevieve.honor 3 years ago (edited)

no safety! smoking first!

7points

Mistiekim 3 years ago

This ferry sponsored by the Marlboro corporation

4points

Lady Z Azrael 3 years ago

It's me... I'm the one that blew up the boat. But you have to understand sir, I was following what the sign told me to do.

2points

Soph the Loaf 3 years ago

The one rule to follow in life. Should be in public places everywhere

2points

OwenHasADHD 3 years ago

is this satire? I can't tell

1point

ThatOneFriend15 3 years ago

Remember kids, no safety, smoking first!

2points

KP 2 years ago

NO SAFETY, SMOKING FIRST

1point

The_Bipolar_Express_1225 3 years ago

And the next day she went kaboom

1point

Mr.G86 3 years ago

Smoke em if you got em

1point

Lainie 3 years ago

Cause it's going down

0points

Wm Paul Robinson 3 years ago

Again I recognise French grammar.

0points

#6

How The Hell Do You Open This Door?

Final score:

339points

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Frank Ropen 3 years ago

The colors make it pretty obvious

12points

Patrick Whittington 3 years ago

I was gonna say the handle on the outside and the colors...

1point

genevieve.honor 3 years ago (edited)

at that point i’d honestly just leave 😂

8points

Lady Z Azrael 3 years ago

It's an ouroboros

6points

Sans Serif 3 years ago

Precisely and, a procedural conundrum...

1point

jay <3 3 years ago

me: SHAKES VIGOROUSLY UNTIL IT OPENS

5points

Orbital 3 years ago (edited)

It's a sliding door, go in through the window

3points

Curly Q 3 years ago

At least they color coded it?

2points

Lainie 3 years ago

You wait.

2points

Veronica 3 years ago

Yes, For the first person gettin out :)

1point

Patricia the Grey 3 years ago

head hurtie

1point

Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago

Try.

1point

EP 3 years ago

And to color code it the opposite way of the text. Did the 3rd grade child of a non paid intern make this.

1point

#7

Come Naked. Try. Our Chalupa

Final score:

330points

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Alex Boyd 3 years ago

I'm pretty sure this one wasn't an accident--person who did the sign found a way to have a little fun with the job.

10points

Lainie 3 years ago

We did those in middle school, we were "helping" out in the kitchen.

1point

Let’s Be Kind 3 years ago

But please wear a mask!

5points

Just Another Girl 3 years ago

That was intentional. lol

4points

elcee 3 years ago

finally those "no shirt no shoes" people will have someplace they can go!

0points

Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago

I imagine a lot of people came naked in the store and employees got confused.

0points

EP 3 years ago

This is on purpose. Too much spacing.

0points

Jen Hart 3 years ago

That's one way to be taken off of sign duty 😜

0points

Curly Q 3 years ago

K naked chalupa is now more disturbing.

0points

Zoe DiAnni 3 years ago

I believe the health department may not agree with there new promo

0points

Suby 3 years ago

I wonder if anyone actually showed up without clothes.

0points

#8

Hvad Alena Pptiny Yes

Final score:

315points

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Acestarx (They/them) 3 years ago

Pianissimo (pp) (very soft)

117points

Snorky The Pig 3 years ago

PP tiny says everything.

15points

MadRatter 3 years ago

"Hvad" is "what" in Danish 😂

10points

Dawnaeh 3 years ago

PP Tiny? Yes!

6points

Jen M 3 years ago

The last one agrees "YES ❤️" your "PP is Tiny"

2points

Gay-Trash-Panda 3 years ago

pptiny. yes.

1point

Sunnygirl 3 years ago

I hope Alena likes this

1point

DKS 001 3 years ago

Russian?

1point

Becca Kuehn 3 years ago

😄

1point

Rachel 3 years ago

pp tiny

0points

#9

Combat Loneliness

Final score:

304points

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BOTW PANDA 3 years ago

I'm lonly and know how to do combat because I blackbelt'd in Taekwondo.

85points

Blurryface 3 years ago

I’m sorry you’re lonely. Want to be friends? I know that sounds weird, but I’m up for a chat if you are.

14points

My O My Premium 3 years ago

You know you are not allowed to combat friendly people else you'll stay lonely, right?

2points

LapCat 3 years ago

I’m a black belt in loneliness! 😎

2points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

I've got a red/black myself!

1point

El Chip 3 years ago

Same here! I love BOTW , btw

1point

CrazyCatLady 3 years ago

I’m lonely and a brown belt in Taekwondo!

0points

Honeybee 3 years ago

I’m a white belt

0points

David 3 years ago

Perhaps the degree of loneliness on Wed depends on how good you were at the combat on Monday.

9points

ChocolateCake 3 years ago

always wanted to try combat. think I'll pass on the loneliness though

5points

Seabeast 3 years ago

Come for the combat, stay for the loneliness.

3points

Curly Q 3 years ago

No I'm sorry, loneliness is only sold on Wednesdays and Fridays

2points

Hestia 3 years ago

ILL BE HERE MONDAY!! GET ME MY AXE!

1point

Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago

Imma bring any weapon I have for combat.

1point

Ricardo Ferreira 3 years ago

The Club We Don't Talk About on Mondays. And Loneliness at Wednesdays, Fridays. Gotcha.

1point

EP 3 years ago

Stop creating signs this way. If there’s a break. It’s two signs or the spacing needs to be right

0points

Megan Swann-Carlton 3 years ago

When combat goes to well on Monday your lonely by Wednesday

0points

#10

They Know All Nasa Your Stupid Is A Hoax Astronots

Final score:

296points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago

How do idiots like that afford such nice trucks?

25points

Stump Rumpersonne 3 years ago

America is a land of debt.

9points

Kristine Johnson 3 years ago

Oh! I know this vehicle! I saw it in Prescott, AZ! The sides are covered, too.

20points

Hey Kat 3 years ago

My dad lives in Prescott and was just telling me about it last week! Lol

6points

Lisa Westfall Premium 3 years ago

I love the sticker stating 200 proofs the earth is not a spinning ball..idiots

17points

Full of Giggles 3 years ago (edited)

Another victim of Arizona’s education system. Edit: The truck has an Arizona (U.S.) license plate.

12points

Lady Z Azrael 3 years ago

And Oklahoma's where they taught both my ex that babies come from the stomach (That's why it's big ya know), and my bff that only vultures circle to look for food. I was like ummmm girl all falcon family, corvid family, and bird of prey will. So know I yell, "vulture"! When I see a crow, raven or hawk lol. Welcome to Oklahoma public schools.

12points

SCP 4666 3 years ago

can you tie an astroknot?

12points

BOTW PANDA 3 years ago

Bro was drunk and ruined his car.

12points

RockSteady 3 years ago

And this person votes.....

11points

Sans Serif 3 years ago

Part of the larger problem!

4points

Mary Rogers 3 years ago

Flat earther announcing his stupidity to the world.

9points

Scrogginj 3 years ago

That handicap placard is working overtime

8points

elcee 3 years ago

that's what I'm always asking.... "so is your handicap that u r Stoopid??"

0points

Jen Hart 3 years ago

Some handicaps are from the neck up.

0points

Sans Serif 3 years ago

True that...

0points

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago

I think this loser needs to learn proper grammar before calling “astronots” stupid.

5points

#11

Unfortunately These Are Just Activists Against The Monopolization Of My Campus' Food Distribution Services, Not A Polyamorous Sex Club :(

Final score:

284points

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genevieve.honor 3 years ago

i can’t 🤣🤣

91points

Headless Roach 3 years ago

Can't mono or poly? I am a real fan of food distribution.

2points

Snorky The Pig 3 years ago

And then there is another sign that says "bite me"

21points

Trond Øien 3 years ago

Well, the poster says "Group Project".

15points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago

Well I'm happy in a mono or poly relationship soo

7points

Wesley Humphreys 3 years ago

Bite me😏

1point

Alexander Izzo 3 years ago

NO MORE MONOPOLY. *wut* I love that game

1point

Epona 3 years ago

I don't want Mono!

1point

Robert T 3 years ago

How about other STDs?

1point

Timbob 3 years ago

I thought they were out of the famous Parker game!

1point

Sans Serif 3 years ago

Cute!

2points

G҉A҉C҉H҉A҉ A҉L҉E҉X҉ 3 years ago

Speaking from a poly person, why not?

1point

#12

What

Final score:

282points

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Finn 3 years ago

"I stop when stop TRUCK"

195points

Marla 3 years ago

I live by these words every day

36points

Øptimist 3 years ago

HOONK

5points

Anaïs Grobin 3 years ago

"I stop when stop." "TRUCK"!

3points

CallaghanLive 3 years ago (edited)

AYYY macarana

2points

BOTW PANDA 3 years ago

I'll tell you what: I'M A TRUCK!!! I DON'T STOP WHEN I STOP I STOP WHEN STOP TRUCK

40points

Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

Thank you for clarifying. I was a bit confused.

32points

Panda Kicki 3 years ago

Did my toddler write this? Sounds like something he would try to explain to me 😂

28points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago

I didn't know Yoda had a side gig in graphic design.

24points

Emily Dryden 3 years ago

I’ve looked at the word stop so long it is no longer a real word

16points

DeeRay 3 years ago

That hurt me to resd

7points

Soph the Loaf 3 years ago

I'M A TRUCK!!!

7points

SCP 4666 3 years ago (edited)

Apollo 440 - 🎶Stop the truck, can`t stop the truck- you can`t stop the truck🎶

5points

too indesicive to choose name 3 years ago

My brain. It hurts.

4points

Sunnygirl 3 years ago

How I imagine surly trucks talk

4points

#13

Sbren Sbeve

Final score:

280points

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Jimbo 3 years ago

sbren sbeve 😔

129points

Linus G. 3 years ago

I went to school with sbren. Cool guy....

6points

Terra Raizor 3 years ago

It's the truth 🤗

0points

Dodomaster Lord of chickens 3 years ago

Sbren sbeve :((((

0points

Cal🤘 (she/her) 3 years ago

sbren sbeve

0points

lunar eclipse 3 years ago

Upvote for jjk

8points

stardrop loves you 3 years ago

YESSS GOJO IS SUCH A BAE 💖💖

0points

Alditekim 3 years ago

Jujutsu kaisen

8points

Astrius 3 years ago

Asexuals:

6points

Javel! 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

4points

cinq13 3 years ago

It is pretty cool how both sentences are on the shirt though

2points

Jo314129 3 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

2points

Piggy Tee 3 years ago

Focus on the black/gray letters

1point

Aik 3 years ago

F in the chat for sbren sbeve 😢😔

0points

Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago

Saw it as sbren sbeve

0points

Sardonyx_3 3 years ago

jjk is my favorite anime! ^^

0points

#14

Eliminating Women Empowering Racism

Final score:

268points

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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago

Unfortunately there are people out there who totally would use that slogan in all seriousness if they thought they could get away with it.

170points

Caro Caro 3 years ago

Unfortunately some do get away with it .....

39points

Cyndielouwhoo 3 years ago

And their tshirts probably say there are fine people on both sides...

16points

Okatango 3 years ago

Yeah, I checked some posts on three different Fox news articles earlier: Shows up frequently, what a cesspool.

4points

Anta Babb 3 years ago

Like a certain red-hat wearing variety?

3points

Strahd Ivarius 3 years ago

like the ywca?

1point

Natasha Kuzmanoska 3 years ago

Proud pregnant man !!!

0points

Manomnomnom 3 years ago

"You had one job..." 🤦🏼‍♀️

30points

SCP 4666 3 years ago

what I was thinking

2points

Bob La Capra 3 years ago

It's fun to stay at the YMCA, YWCA not so much

18points

JoyfulZebra 3 years ago

What if there are racist women?

16points

Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

I think they're just out of luck.

17points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

Looks like someone mixed up the message. To the painters: You had ONE job.

10points

Sans Serif 3 years ago

That they didn't recognize the mix up is telling!

3points

Stump Rumpersonne 3 years ago

Is this the new GOP slogan? It fits their agenda perfectly

8points

Jennifer Casey 3 years ago

No. People believing you is the democrats agenda. Grow up!

-3points

MarchingBanda786 3 years ago

:(

7points

Curly Q 3 years ago

ah yes, Andrew Tate's theme

2points

Robert T 3 years ago

"I know a place where you can go"... and never come back! *shock*

2points

2econdSelf 3 years ago

How many hands did this go through to be approved?

2points

#15

Mental Is Hocus. Health Not Pocus. 🎃

Final score:

259points

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Soph the Loaf 3 years ago

Ah yes, high time we learned to appreciate the inherent hocus-ness of mental health.

101points

Ashley Schriber 3 years ago

You mean the hocusness of mental and the non-pocusness of health.

10points

Curly Q 3 years ago

remember kids HEALTH NOT POCUS

2points

Kiki’sNotLookingBack 3 years ago

I think what we learned from these signs is not to make separate signs and put them next to each other 😂👏🏻

2points

B B 3 years ago

Ok so I'm Mental hocus. That explains alot lol

1point

Mistiekim 3 years ago

I like that they only found 4 resources for the Not Pocus Health

1point

genevieve.honor 3 years ago

took me a minute to get this one lol

1point

EP 3 years ago

Don’t they notice this case looks like a bound book When have you ever read a bound book from left to the other pages right. What the f is wrong w people

0points

Vicko Fidelis 3 years ago

What is Health then?

0points

Ricardo Ferreira 3 years ago

When Hogwarts finally hire a shrink.

0points

John Barber 3 years ago

It's mumbo jumbo.

0points

#16

Getting Is An Drunk Never Excuse (Mind The Comedy Homicide)

Final score:

257points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago

The fact you have to have an ad campaign for this is disturbing.

410points

HurlWurk 3 years ago

Worse, implying it's ok to get drunk and rape a date.

61points

Jill Hojnacki 3 years ago

Yeah. Most of the rest of these are amusing. This one? Not so much.

27points

Boba 3 years ago

It's deep south Alabama

14points

Nupraptor 3 years ago

I saw this exact billboard in my town. Definitely got a "wtf" from me.

2points

and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 3 years ago

Yup. Yay America… 🫠

1point

Rylee Evergreen🦋 3 years ago

This is actually really sad, not funny

97points

Alecto76 3 years ago

Needing to have this billboard is absolutely disgusting.

86points

tara 3 years ago

*stares agape* they have to actually remind people of this?!

69points

Bonnie Buttons 3 years ago

Getting drunk is never an excuse whether she is your daughter, date, colleague, a stranger...

66points

roz 3 years ago

So if it's your date and not your daughter it's OK? Damn, that's messed up.

54points

AliciaW. 3 years ago

WTF?! That's so disturbing.....

51points

Staysafewarmdry 3 years ago

I don't think this belongs here. I do not think it is stupid or hilarious. The caption is disgusting. It is sponsored by a women's shelter for battered women.

30points

Rylee Evergreen🦋 3 years ago

Why are you downvoted? You're absolutely right. This is so sad.

12points

Rammel Nicks 3 years ago

Lawyer here. Have had some people try really hard to justify these kinds of actions by saying they were drunk. And/or she was asking for it somehow. And I'm totally judging. So yes, apparently some people out there need a reminder 😑

21points

Weasel Wise 3 years ago

To make it more disturbing, this state has also made abortion illegal. So they have an incest problem and no abortion for the victims and will tout that it's all God's will.

16points

Emie N. 3 years ago

Both incest and rape from non-relations will continue to be a problem. It's disgusting

5points

Jen Hart 3 years ago

Lots of incest in the bible

2points

Beck 3 years ago

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#17

We Don't Care. Stop

Final score:

245points

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Anta Babb 3 years ago

I STOP WHEN STOP TRUCK

23points

Veronica 3 years ago

I agree.

2points

Steve Robert 3 years ago

This is usually shown near prisons telling you not to pick up hitchhikers because they could be escaping convicts. But usually the signs are more intelligible

5points

Jill Hojnacki 3 years ago

“To know more keep driving”. Because we care more about our billboard message than we care about you paying attention to the road.

5points

Astrius 3 years ago

My brain during homework:

5points

Bob La Capra 3 years ago

Taking the passive out of passive aggressive

4points

Abby 3 years ago

sums up mu personally pretty well

2points

Autistic apricot 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

-1point

Audra Sisler 3 years ago

Why do some get read across and other up and down?!?! I'm so confused🤔🤯 just sayin lol

2points

Manomnomnom 3 years ago

The most aggressive form of "cool story bro".

2points

James Tartaglione 3 years ago

as a graphic designer, i cant stress enough the importance of spacing

1point

nathan 3 years ago

we dont care.stop

1point

#18

Get Covid Here, Your Vaccine Ages 12 And Up

Final score:

213points

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BOTW PANDA 3 years ago

Needa get some covid.

67points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

I already got some

5points

Soph the Loaf 3 years ago

Sorry, I can't go out... gotta go get my covid 😔

9points

Astrius 3 years ago

Parties during lockdown be like first window

6points

ViFi 3 years ago

yeah i only want my vaccine AGED

2points

Glen Fiddoch 3 years ago

Are the sine waves also supplied

1point

Populus tremuloides(they/them) 2 years ago

They come from all the 5G chips in the vaccine /j

0points

Courage the Cowardly Dog 3 years ago

Whichever way you read it, it's still suspicious

1point

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

The only thing missing is a boy in a cap out front hollering, "Get Covid Here!".

1point

Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago

Vaccines can age?

0points

EP 3 years ago (edited)

I am thankful that I live in the northeast near intelligent business land. This sh&t doesn’t happen up here. Things are slapped together without a focus group and a test run prior to posting bc it’s so expensive to advertise in New England metropolises.

0points

cronxii_bp 3 years ago

see you guys later, about to get some covid

0points

#19

Never Do Your Best Quit

Final score:

212points

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Javel! 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

5points

Suby 3 years ago

Don't show that to my students!

2points

Trevor Hardy 3 years ago

Been there done that time to buy the t shirt

1point

The other-other David Wong 3 years ago

Finally a work out shirt for the rest of us

1point

Kawazoe 3 years ago

I've never done my best. I quit.

1point

Dee 3 years ago

Why even try? 🥱

0points

Heather Talma 3 years ago

Only quit in substandard ways

0points

ViFi 3 years ago

eh, pretty tired today.

0points

Vicko Fidelis 3 years ago

I'll try my worst then

0points

Matthews 3 years ago

This is pretty common in a non English speaking country. But weirdly enough the signage behind the mannequin don’ doesn’t support that hypothesis.

0points

#20

Cheating Garage All Must Go!

Final score:

195points

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BOTW PANDA 3 years ago

Hmmm can I get this wife on discount? I is from the cheating garage. ________________________________All like her must go--does that men that you KILLED YOUR WIFE? Well not really... Poor guy got no wife anymore.

52points

censorshipsucks 3 years ago

hmm I'd buy that for a dollar.

11points

Soph the Loaf 3 years ago

#NotAllGarages

21points

Lord Mysticlaw 3 years ago

I hate it when my garage cheats on me 😭

18points

MarchingBanda786 3 years ago

Not the garage too!

10points

Finn 3 years ago

How many wives you selling?

8points

Iheart bored Panda 32 3 years ago

Wife sale like her LiKe HEr LiKEHEr

5points

David 3 years ago

So he wants me to like his wife?

5points

Michelle Sutton 3 years ago

I love how it used to say “all must go just like the hoe” lol 😂

4points

Lizard Queen 3 years ago

:0 That Garage is so horrible!!!!! How dare that garage cheat! Poor cars... :)

2points

Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago

Uh, either way, concerning.

1point

#21

Don’t Save A Life! Be Afraid To Give Blood

Final score:

191points

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Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

People who faint at the sight of blood will appreciate this sign.

66points

Asexual Zelephant 3 years ago

Imma faint just looking at it

3points

Populus tremuloides(they/them) 3 years ago

I'm not allowed to donate blood because of my meds 🥲

4points

keighterz 3 years ago

Same. But I also won’t do it out of principle. I’m not giving you my blood for free so you can turn around and charge someone $2k for a pint. Can I get some commission of that? Lol

3points

Wm Paul Robinson 3 years ago

I asked my doc if I could give blood, and she said no, as all the meds in my system would kill them!

1point

jay <3 3 years ago

i am, actually

1point

Stannous Flouride 3 years ago

The lost Twilight episode?

0points

Kawazoe 3 years ago

Be very afraid

0points

#22

My Boyfriend Sent Me This Picture And

Final score:

188points

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Soph the Loaf 3 years ago

I actually like this one a bit... makes me feel personally attacked

163points

Headless Roach 3 years ago

But why no hen?

31points

Jill Hojnacki 3 years ago

Graphically and logically, this one makes sense. Unlike so many of the others, I at least understand *why* the designer might have chose this layout. I actually quite like it.

20points

Courage the Cowardly Dog 3 years ago

Because if no hen tw,tw, right?

5points

Yuccababy 3 years ago

Do you tattoo?

0points

Astrius 3 years ago

I kinda like it. Definitely not as a tattoo.

30points

ThreeAngryLlamas 3 years ago

Looks like a design for a coaster.

11points

Jose Antonio 3 years ago

this is actually pretty creative... "if not now, then when?"

21points

Jen M 3 years ago

Ok but like everyone in the world, I also had to read your post before I understood WTF it said. Yes, now that I know, it's cute-ish. But damn, it was hard to decipher. Maybe just cuz I haven't had my coffee yet, idk.

8points

WindySwede 3 years ago

Aha! Thanks, i was really confused here!

1point

Sans Serif 3 years ago

No space between the F and the N was a confusing start!

0points

genevieve.honor 3 years ago

imagine being with this dude and staring at his arm for 5 minutes trying to understand this tattoo 💀💀

21points

Tuna Beach 3 years ago

He would deserve better.

7points

BOTW PANDA 3 years ago

This is why I'm not good at bananagrams.

14points

AnnaRachelle 3 years ago

Lol!

0points

Mary Rogers 3 years ago (edited)

It's clever, but I wouldn't want it as a tattoo.

11points

darqemm 3 years ago

I kinda like it

8points

Fxnglhl 3 years ago

if not now then when?

7points

OmBoyGanesh 3 years ago

Had they put the “If” above, making three lines, this would actually be nice.

4points

Yining Yining 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

2points

Epona 3 years ago

If Not Now is also the name of a great Tracy Chapman song. The artist who did the well-known 1988 song Fast Car. There have been two cover versions, both made in 2015

1point

#23

Does This Belong Here Or On R/Dontopendeadinside ?

Final score:

186points

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genevieve.honor 3 years ago

make it make sense 😭😭😭

90points

BOTW PANDA 3 years ago

First two pages, then last.

31points

The Happy Hijabi 3 years ago

Do not take blue chairs onto gym floor!! And put them away when done! First two then last... it's weird.

16points

Seabeast 3 years ago

Take chairs floor!!

2points

Annalina Bruner 3 years ago

uhhh... DO NOT TAKE BLUE CHAIR ONTO GYM FLOOR!! AND PUT THEM AWAY when done!

0points

Let’s Be Kind 3 years ago

Wow this one’s tough. I think it is…. “Do not take blue chairs onto gym floor!! And put them AWAY when done!” ????

15points

B B 3 years ago

I had a stroke reading it!

7points

ThatOneFriend15 3 years ago

DO NOT take and put blue chairs them onto gym floor AWAY when done, or DO NOT blue onto gym take chairs floor and put them AWAY when done?

10points

VonBlade 3 years ago

Sign by committee. "I put up that sign about not taking chairs onto the gym floor boss"; "Yes but did you ask them to put them away?"; "Erm. Sure. back in a sec".

8points

nerdy_panda 3 years ago

i had a stroke trying to read this

8points

Evolbeky 3 years ago

Seems like they started with a 2 page sign and ended up with chairs flung everywhere except the gym floor 🤣

6points

DaveR38 3 years ago

"seriously, what are we going to do about all those people blueing into the gym?"

3points

cronxii_bp 3 years ago

do not blue onto gym take chairs floor!! and put them away when done! OR do not take and put blue chairs them onto gym floor!! away when done!

1point

Curly Q 3 years ago

i am confusion

1point

The other-other David Wong 3 years ago

Oh god. I cant stop Blue-ing onto gym. I need help

1point

#24

Winners Quitters Never Quit, Never Win

Final score:

184points

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genevieve.honor 3 years ago

i’m confused

55points

SCP 4666 3 years ago

Just do nothing - it is impossible

14points

Marla 3 years ago

*jogs in place at the start/finish line at the circular track*

4points

Griffin Gould 3 years ago

It says winners never quit quitters never win

4points

Becca Kuehn 3 years ago

So was whoever wrote this sign

2points

bElLa sTairZz 3 years ago

your pfp, is it the transman pride flag or just aesthetic?

1point

Tyler 3 years ago

"winners never quit, quitters never win"

1point

Rebecca Surette 3 years ago

It's ok, Darlin'. I've been that way for 70 years now.

0points

Stan Brooks 3 years ago

Very.

0points

Jay Son 3 years ago

It's all good, as long as you don't quit and don't win.

0points

thatlesbiantacocat 3 years ago

It's simple. Winners, quitters. Never quit, never win.

0points

BOTW PANDA 3 years ago

HEY THATS MY TAEKWONDO MOTTO!

6points

Šimon Špaček 3 years ago

Quitters never win. Keep smoking. (I wonder if this comment will get downvoted and I will get another ban)

5points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

I giggled, have an upvote

3points

manowce 3 years ago

finders keepers, winners quitters, an old proverb, very wise.

3points

Jill Hojnacki 3 years ago

Someone should graffiti an ampersand at the end of “winners”.

1point

kath morgan 3 years ago

Are these bathrooms? Which gender are you

1point

Narwhal Blast 3 years ago

Winner quitter

1point

NakNakNak 3 years ago

Read this as some sort of existential "Friends, Romans, countrymen" deal--"Winners...quitters....whoever you are you need to stop doing that. No more winning or quitting for anyone."

1point

Alex Travous 3 years ago

"Never quit, never win" ...I feel that.

1point

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

Win some lose some.

0points

The Darkest Timeline 3 years ago

Schrödinger's pep talk

0points

#25

Land Of The Not Land Of The Home Of The Not Home Of Free Stay At Home Brave The Afriad

Final score:

178points

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SCP 4666 3 years ago

My Brian hurts from reading this

26points

Sans Serif 3 years ago

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2points

Trin DM 3 years ago

Afriad? Lol

21points

tom 3 years ago

African Triads?

1point

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago

Dude's van is now his home. Down by the river.

18points

Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

RIP Chris Farley.

10points

David 3 years ago

I'm afriad of their spelling

11points

censorshipsucks 3 years ago (edited)

it is home of the afraid. Many americans are afraid of mexicans, black people, ISIS, homosexuals, transgender people, russians, communists, socialists, liberals, etc.

9points

Huntshroom 3 years ago

afraid of homosexuality and transgender people they better run from me then

4points

Finn 3 years ago

Yes brave the afraid folks.

9points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

What’s an “Afriad” and where does it make its home? I’d kind of like to see what they look like.

8points

Telepathetic 3 years ago

An "AllyDial" or a "CrocoGator" who saw itself in the mirror

1point

RMA 3 years ago

And, apparently, be free to give your elderly neighbour a death sentence for the act of breathing.

5points

Lady Z Azrael 3 years ago

Can I go hide under my unicorn blankie in my panda oneself with my head under a "liberalized" (think lots of gay decorations) My Pillow until this dude goes away.

5points

Narwhal Blast 3 years ago

Be brave, don't be afriad

1point

Solid Pileo 3 years ago

I'm so afriad now.

5points

#26

Ask About Mud Me My Flaps

Final score:

175points

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Finn 3 years ago

My dude hade a stroke

90points

LinkTheHylian 3 years ago

That still doesn't explain the bizarrely oversized mud flaps. If only there was someone willing to let me ask them about it...

8points

BOTW PANDA 3 years ago

Why would I ask you about your mud flaps??

18points

Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

Because he has a gun.

8points

witchling 3 years ago

No matter how you read it, it seems way too personal a question!!!

15points

Lady Z Azrael 3 years ago

Ummmm, so what about your mud flaps? I'm asking? Anyone? Buehler? Well, I tried to ask the hard hitting questions about those there flaps.

11points

Spocks's Mom 3 years ago

Me, myself, and my flaps.

7points

The crushinator 3 years ago

Me, my flaps, my flaps and I. Just me my flaps and I!

5points

Just Me 3 years ago

Now I've got this stuck in my head.

1point

R Dennis 3 years ago

When just jacking up your truck isn't enough to make up for your... shortcomings.

4points

Gina Mangin 3 years ago

👏👏👏👏👏

0points

Kat Min 3 years ago

Me, my flaps and I

3points

Anagram margana 3 years ago

I don’t want to. Ever.

2points

nathan 3 years ago

Aka doormats

1point

#27

...what

Final score:

175points

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Soph the Loaf 3 years ago

"Say to sliders, drugs. Say to no, yes."

87points

Lord Mysticlaw 3 years ago

Say sliders, say no. To drugs, to yes.

29points

Anta Babb 3 years ago

"Say sliders to drugs. Say no to yes"

8points

Nathaniel Garrett 3 years ago

Why is it so hard to take no for an answers in this day and age!? No means no! /S

4points

Queen fhk 3 years ago

"Say to sliders drugs say no to yes"

1point

Federico Guerrero-Isaza 3 years ago

¨Yes, no, to, say, drugs, sliders, to, say.¨

1point

V33333P 3 years ago

Say say sliders no to to drugs yes

0points

Courage the Cowardly Dog 3 years ago (edited)

Say to Sliders, drugs? Say to no, yes... Note to Sliders: If drugs is the question, yes is the answer.

0points

Cheryl Hayes-Bent 3 years ago

I read that 6 times and am now absolutely certain that I must have inadvertently said yes to drugs at some point recently.

22points

Javel! 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

11points

Trond Øien 3 years ago

Say sliders to drugs, say no to yes. Sound advice indeed.

8points

too indesicive to choose name 3 years ago

Well, I don't know what the message is here, but the graphic designer was on drugs, so why not me too?

7points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago (edited)

no matter how you read it be that by order or color or whatever it’s always wrong. edit: if you read from up to down in pink it says “sliders no drugs yes” 😕

4points

Trin DM 3 years ago

That one broke my brain

4points

Lil Potato 3 years ago

I cannot figure out a way for it to be in a correct order

2points

Wolf127 3 years ago

Daily happy hour on sliders and drugs 6-7 PM! Let's make everyone happy!

2points

BOTW PANDA 3 years ago

WHYYYYYYYYY?? And sadly, you can arrange it to say "Say yes to drugs", but also "Say no to drugs".

2points

#28

Yeah, There's Definitely No Turtle Inside. Feel Free To Discard

Final score:

169points

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BOTW PANDA 3 years ago

OMG YOU HAVE A TURTLE?!?

64points

Kayleigh 3 years ago

Not anymore

19points

Jen M 3 years ago

No, it def says NOT turtle inside. I think he's dropping hints for Xmas. Dude wants a turtle.

10points

benj amin 3 years ago

HAD a turtle. they read the box wrong/right?

4points

Lily B 3 years ago

Not anymore💀

3points

Couldnt_find_a_decent_name 3 years ago

No, NO turtle

3points

VidGam4 3 years ago

I want a turtle!!

1point

CallaghanLive 3 years ago

not anymore

0points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

But what if Schroedinger also had a turtle

12points

Timmy Pillinger 3 years ago

Shredder had defeated all four of the original Turtles, only only to discover that there may or may not be a secret fifth turtle

4points

Anne Jones 3 years ago

Shrodingers turtle?

8points

Kar Red Roses 3 years ago

There’s only one way to find out 🧑‍🔬⚛️🐢

1point

Soph the Loaf 3 years ago

Here we go again with the oddly specific denials! 🤭

8points

T C 3 years ago

There's definitely NOT a turtle inside. No siree.

7points

Mistiekim 3 years ago

Exactly what a box with a turtle inside would say……

5points

LapCat 3 years ago

Is the turtle ok?

4points

Manny_Flawz 3 years ago

This is turtle-y awesome.

3points

Violet Smith 3 years ago

"I like turtles." Insert "boy with zombie-painted face who likes turtles" meme here.

1point

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

My thoughts are with this poor turtle's safety.

1point

#29

Pizza! Pizza!! P I Z Z A A A A

Final score:

157points

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Finn 3 years ago

Hey drugs! Pizza! Ha ha i win

78points

Im_ya_girl 3 years ago

Hey yes! No! I double win😜

14points

LouWolf They/Them 3 years ago

you have no idea how long i was trying to figure out what that meant.

9points

Let’s Be Kind 3 years ago

I think we should all say no to yes more often.

8points

Kat Pekin 3 years ago

I feel like these are photoshopped to make it look silly.

8points

Michael Sanders 3 years ago

It is.

0points

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

Personally, I like my drugs with my pizza.

7points

Alicia M 3 years ago

There's no correct way to read this sign.

6points

Astrius 3 years ago

« Hey drugs, pizza! »

5points

Iheart bored Panda 32 3 years ago

What it's supposed to say is "say yes to pizza, say no to drugs"

2points

the shrimp whisperer 3 years ago

🎶🎵 WHAT A SPLENDID PIE!! PIZZA PIZZA PIE!!! EVERY MINUTE EVERY SECOND BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!!!!🎵🎶

1point

the shrimp whisperer 3 years ago (edited)

"saying pizza to drugs" is probably to the best way to describe that song ngl 🤣

1point

#30

Dunno If This Has Been Posted Already. A Friend Sent Me This:

Final score:

156points

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Kat Pekin 3 years ago

This is a bad photoshop job. Like really bad.

137points

Becca Kuehn 3 years ago

It's still funny

33points

tara 3 years ago

Still words to live by....

11points

Linus G. 3 years ago

How can you tell???

1point

Astrius 3 years ago

My motto:

5points

Autistic apricot 3 years ago

I already have

1point

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

I'm taking this to heart.

1point

Autistic apricot 3 years ago (edited)

You matter. Please don’t give up

0points

jay <3 3 years ago

deal :(

1point

Autistic apricot 3 years ago (edited)

Nope , no deal. You matter

0points

Finn 3 years ago

😢

1point

Maria Gemma Tejeda 2 years ago

HUH

0points

Stan Brooks 3 years ago

And the suicide rate doubled at this time.

0points

Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago

No. Just no.

0points

Lollipop Girl 3 years ago

Way ahead of ya!

0points

#31

To Be Clever

Final score:

146points

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Piper 3 years ago

I like my water fart free!

120points

Jesse Setliffe 3 years ago

How dare you!? Accept my fart water! ACCEPT IT!

24points

John Barber 3 years ago

Yes, once you've tried fart free water it's hard to go back.

9points

PolymathNecromancer 3 years ago

*snort* Now rice is all over table!!!

2points

Luna Crow 3 years ago

So you're not a fan of LaCroix?

1point

Rebecca Surette 3 years ago

SO...how do you feel about fish pee?

0points

TheElderNom 3 years ago

My boyfriend only drinks fart water, that's what I sometimes calls his carbonated water. Seriously sounds like farting when he makes it.

0points

Alexej Dvorak 3 years ago

I think they dropped an E. We fart free water.

13points

Tamra 3 years ago

The first word I saw here was "fart". I wonder what that says about me? I wonder if this sign could be used as some sort of psychological test?

8points

Margaret H 3 years ago

When I fart, water is not what I produce.

8points

Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

How much does fart water cost?

5points

musicaldashtrash 3 years ago

If you read it correctly, this is actually really cool!

4points

Sans Serif 3 years ago

True, but signs should eliminate ambiguity NOT create it!

4points

Angela B 3 years ago

No fart bubbles in my water please.

2points

Immortal Jellyfish 3 years ago

Did well to squeeze a fart in there!

2points

cronxii_bp 3 years ago

w fart

1point

Autistic apricot 3 years ago

What does it actually say?

1point

Mika N 3 years ago

Ooh that took me a long time. If you read it down from the first two letters its FREE and WATER and the same of course for the next two lines read horizontally/normally.

0points

#32

...a Month Lasts Forever

Final score:

141points

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Smithy Don 3 years ago

Lol i feel this was intentional

48points

Green One 3 years ago

Yep, very clever!

2points

Sleepy children love Moon 3 years ago

ok but like this still somehow makes sense, the ad is for your brand, and I guess a month could feel like forever? nevermind this doesn't make sense help 🥲

12points

Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

We should ask the giraffe.

6points

Okatango 3 years ago

Depending on what is going on in my life, the month can feel like forever.

4points

The_Nicest_Misanthrope 3 years ago

A month certainly seems to last forever at my job

3points

WA2DK 3 years ago

"A month last forever".......... tru dat, especially when you're already broke 4 days in

2points

Atero 3 years ago

Yea. month seem to last forever especially when there is to much month left in the end of salary :(

2points

Artpanda_5sos 3 years ago

I've been reading all these signs perfectly fine without my glasses up until now......This ad is for your brand. A month lasts forever. Why?

1point

Emie N. 3 years ago

Sometimes a month does feel like forever.

1point

Maria Gemma Tejeda 2 years ago

ah s**t

0points

#33

If You Hard. Then You Hard. Work|play

Final score:

139points

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Jo314129 3 years ago

wink* wink*

103points

Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

Nudge, nudge.

24points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

Nudge, nudge. Say no more, know what I mean?

10points

G҉A҉C҉H҉A҉ A҉L҉E҉X҉ 3 years ago

Sus

1point

Sans Serif 3 years ago

Nothing but trouble here!

0points

Im_ya_girl 3 years ago

Calm down sir

16points

Alditekim 3 years ago

It's hard to be that hard, twice.

6points

Kat Pekin 3 years ago

True.

3points

Curly Q 3 years ago

Just the facts.

2points

Wingo Lamo 3 years ago

LOL.

0points

Neuropotathy 3 years ago

How hard? Hard like a rock. When u make them letters pop.

1point

Steve Robert 3 years ago

If you don't know you're hard, then you must be soft. I guess it's a man thing

1point

Maria Gemma Tejeda 2 years ago

ah god

0points

Melatonin 3 years ago

Interesting!

0points

SarCaustic 3 years ago

That's what she or he said...?

0points

#34

Always Forgotten, Remembered Never

Final score:

138points

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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago

Remembered never? Not quite. We'll always have "still a better love story than Twilight" as a memorial.

22points

Olive of the Meowls 3 years ago

😂

4points

Ashley Harrold 3 years ago

I'm pretty sure Robert Pattinson would love for it to be forgotten

14points

ChocolateCake 3 years ago

in the photo Edward looks like Megamind, kinda

9points

David 3 years ago

Bonus points for the lady's chest making them look like they are in a fun house mirror. Or... maybe that's how the image would look even laid out flat. Either way, that uncanny valley effect does a good job of distracting from the poor placement of the text.

7points

Jo314129 3 years ago

At least this one is true.

5points

BOTW PANDA 3 years ago

Who?

1point

Federico Guerrero-Isaza 3 years ago

Nobody wants to remember twilight.

3points

Curly Q 3 years ago

K but can we talk about the searing glare that Edward's giving the camera

2points

Maria Gemma Tejeda 2 years ago

What The F**k

0points

Marissa Wolff 2 years ago

Well, I've never liked the Twilight franchise anyway, so this shirt speaks to me.

0points

Wingo Lamo 3 years ago

Who da fuq are Bella & Edward? And why is Edward's head so large?

0points

Marissa Wolff 2 years ago

You seriously can't be this uncultured.

0points

#35

I Was Informed That This Is Better Suited For This Sub So Here Ya Go

Final score:

137points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago (edited)

Someone had the brilliant idea to translate Smash Mouth to Arameic and back again and it's amazing. https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/entertainment/2019/08/smash-mouth-s-all-star-translated-to-aramaic-and-back-becomes-beautiful-poetry.html

63points

strawberry.panda (she/they) 3 years ago

Behold currently! You are entirely a star child! Begin your power! Go! Laugh!

18points

Sleepy children love Moon 3 years ago

that's actually really funny and awesome, thanks for sharing!

17points

Well-Dressed Wolf 3 years ago

When I was a kid, I did that to Monty Python songs! XD I used translator software because there was no Google Translate then. It was equally bizarre XD

5points

3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago

I didn’t know how badly I needed that, thank you 😅

1point

Margaret H 3 years ago

That's beautiful.

1point

the shrimp whisperer 3 years ago

wow... it's beautiful

0points

cronxii_bp 3 years ago

what a glorious waste of time <3 /srs

0points

Puppy prints ️ 3 years ago

I love to translate songs to different languages and back for some laughs. thanks for sharing!

0points

AnnaRachelle 3 years ago

Get your game on,go play

4points

ThatOneFriend15 3 years ago

Hey you're ALL now an STAR

4points

BOTW PANDA 3 years ago

Well at least both ways it's inspiring.

2points

Pheolei 3 years ago

I really though that was an Avacodo with its arms in the air.

1point

Parker Hammlett 3 years ago

Why does that green thing look like a mix between shrek and donkey

1point

Federico Guerrero-Isaza 3 years ago

Hey you´re all now an star.

1point

Maria Gemma Tejeda 2 years ago

I know already d******d

0points

elcee 3 years ago

looks more. like u are now all a misshapen green pea

0points

Vicko Fidelis 3 years ago

No matter how I read it, It's still wholesome

0points

#36

Jesus Is Christ Lord

Final score:

133points

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Bob La Capra 3 years ago

I'm a truck. I don't stop when I stop. I stop when stop truck.

12points

ThatOneFriend15 3 years ago

I AM JESUS, CHRIST LORD *Boss music*

11points

MarchingBanda786 3 years ago

THE SECOND Almighty To God None

8points

strawberry.panda (she/they) 3 years ago

“The second almighty to God none”

4points

RavenTheCat 3 years ago

I hate this so much

4points

noodle said what 3 years ago

Isn't Jesus technically second to God? Or am I getting my bibles crossed here?

4points

Let’s Be Kind 3 years ago

It’s a Trinity 🥰. And I have to say, any way you read the truck works! I like this one!

12points

Piggy Tee 3 years ago

No you're right, I thought of that as well

1point

Stump Rumpersonne 3 years ago

It's all made up and doesn't matter. Cannibalistic death cult, the lot of them

1point

Scott Johnson 3 years ago

Pratt is Star Lord

3points

Kevin J. Henning 3 years ago

What it says isn't as important as how it's written. By the time the motorist in back figures out what it says he/she will be meeting Jesus.

2points

Cuppa tea? 3 years ago

Ironic how they split top and bottom part of message totally different.

2points

Sans Serif 3 years ago

Pick your column usage and, stick to it!!

1point

Solid Pileo 3 years ago

This makes either way you read it. I love it.

2points

#37

Suddenly... Hairstylist

Final score:

133points

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Jo314129 3 years ago

Life IS an endless frustration..

75points

Lord Mysticlaw 3 years ago

And eventually... hairstylist!

12points

Crazy Cat Couple 3 years ago

At least we'll have a nice hair•do.☺️

1point

Aik 3 years ago

Woah dude that's deep

0points

Dana Ondráčková 3 years ago

And then you need a hairstylist

0points

cronxii_bp 3 years ago

and eventually HAIRSTYLIST

0points

Queen fhk 3 years ago

This

0points

Finn 3 years ago

And eventually... HAIRSTYLIST

16points

Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago

Made better by that Cthulhu-Hairstyle on the left

8points

David 3 years ago

Sounds like Luigi doing a bad fake Italian accent. "I make a you a pizza. You find a you like a"

6points

RedRose 3 years ago

Someone needs to get the octopus off the head of that pictured woman

4points

Luna Crow 3 years ago

I was wondering.. octopus or squid?

0points

Manomnomnom 3 years ago

Ad for notoriously difficult cosmetology school: "Life is an endless frustration, and eventually... Hairstylist!"

2points

Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

Bouche just proudly washed her butt and shoved it in my face. Fur stylist?

2points

Sans Serif 3 years ago

Your life is an amazing sequence of sitcom events - kudos to you, lady!

0points

kath morgan 3 years ago

I finda I like 👍

1point

Gay-Trash-Panda 3 years ago

life IS an endless frustration.

0points

Marie Dahme 3 years ago

I think Mario put this sign up…..” if you find a you like” I’m finda that funny! Lol

0points

#38

Got Straw? How About Heated Ones For Pets?

Final score:

132points

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Anspans 3 years ago

I'd like some corn hay, please

56points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

How about some cornhay jokes?

15points

TKA 3 years ago

Fyi, it’s actually a thing. But more correctly called corn stalk hay. Mostly used for cows. I learned this after moving to the country a few years ago.

3points

Federico Guerrero-Isaza 3 years ago

I´ll have some ice-melting birdbaths.

2points

Another Fool on the Hill 3 years ago

Are heated birdbaths really a thing?

6points

Sawdust 3 years ago

Presumably just heated enough to keep them from freezing in the winter...(not to make a bird jacuzzi :-).

10points

JL 3 years ago

I'm glad they have the pet safe heated straw. The stuff I bought kept setting my horse on fire.

3points

Settled for Infamy Premium 3 years ago

Your bird thats been in the safe, on the heated straw, will become too hot and agitated, needing an apology via card, a iced birdbath to cool him down and some sweet corn hay to lay on.

2points

Epona 3 years ago

Please, I want to see somebody give a pet bird a gift card! I feel like that is something I could easily find on TikTok

1point

Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

I want to see ice melt a birdbath.

2points

MarchingBanda786 3 years ago

I’m sorry what

2points

My O My Premium 3 years ago

What is a pet safe ice melt? Some sort of drink?

1point

TKA 3 years ago

Salt or lime for driveways to melt ice. Some can be bad for paws, so there is specific pet safe ones.

4points

David 3 years ago

I'm a country boy. WTH is "corn hay"?

1point

TKA 3 years ago

It’s probably supposed to be two words, but there is such a thing as corn stalk hay.

2points

Maria Gemma Tejeda 2 years ago

sleedo ffkeeced

0points

Gay-Trash-Panda 3 years ago

heated birdbaths is a really good idea

0points

#39

Made South In Africa

Final score:

130points

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RandomFrog(He/They️‍️) 3 years ago

Y’know nobody seems to want their cups made north anymore…

51points

OwenHasADHD 3 years ago

I like them made west. I don't know if that's just me though.

4points

Populus tremuloides(they/them) 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure that's a solar powered yard light but either way, North production is down

0points

Violet Smith 3 years ago

They tip over if you do that.

0points

Mr. Sourcrowd 🧐 3 years ago

Guess that's true in both ways...

7points

the Return of Bruno 3 years ago

Still kinda means the same thing...

1point

Maria Gemma Tejeda 2 years ago

It has turned to c**p

0points

elcee 3 years ago

that is, if u r north of africa

0points

Phoebe Stein 3 years ago

r/technicallythetruth

0points

Hannah Nell 3 years ago

Only here in south africa

0points

GenXandEarnedItAll 3 years ago

Does thay change the accent ya'll?

0points

Becca Kuehn 3 years ago

Lol

0points

#40

Don’t Never Drink And Drive. Drive High!

Final score:

130points

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Finn 3 years ago

Drive high... To the taco bell

57points

HoRace 3 years ago

“Come naked. Try our chalupa.”

14points

GABE_MY_BELOV3D<33 3 years ago

Yes..high driving

1point

the shrimp whisperer 3 years ago

TO THE PIZZA PLACE

0points

Iheart bored Panda 32 3 years ago

Ok!(50 seconds later) Man I can't believe I'm in prison

3points

Curly Q 3 years ago

Imagine trying to read this if ur high

2points

Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago

Reading it like that just gave an opposite meaning of what it was actually supposed to say.

1point

Joshua Russell 3 years ago

Redneck stoners be like

1point

RedRose 3 years ago

Don’t never drink and drive. Drive high. But only in the mobile courtyard, son.

1point

Wingo Lamo 3 years ago

LIke ma daddy always say-ed!

0points

Maria Gemma Tejeda 2 years ago

uh...ok?

0points

Andrei Marentette 3 years ago

so basically, you can't get a DUI, but yeah

0points

Alicia M 3 years ago

Drive High!

0points

#41

Let’s Beat The Children All Covid For

Final score:

117points

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Arachnid 3 years ago

lets beat the children... what

50points

Let’s Be Kind 3 years ago

All Covid for!

14points

Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

All COVID for.

6points

Black Cat 3 years ago

LET'S BEAT THE CHILDREN ! ALL FOR COVID!!

4points

CallaghanLive 3 years ago

Technoblade moment

1point

Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago

ik. Very concerning.

0points

Dodomaster Lord of chickens 3 years ago

Think of the children!!!

0points

David 3 years ago

There's more to unpack here than just beating the children. Who is "Vat Doin" and what did he do? Maybe graduate since it says "class of.." but is it class of 2020 or class of 2020...2?

14points

Erica Knapp 3 years ago

Yeah what's with that random 2 🤣

1point

Cyndielouwhoo 3 years ago

Why is it winking next to "beat the children"?

6points

SOMEONE 3 years ago

Beat the the children we will

5points

Bobby 3 years ago

Is that a mini van? If it is its really gonna say let's beat the children when the door is open

3points

Manomnomnom 3 years ago

How do people do this by accident and not notice?

3points

Iheart bored Panda 32 3 years ago

Redesign “let’s beat the children for covid

2points

Black Cat 3 years ago

Yes

0points

Just Jeff 3 years ago

Also, "You did it, Vat Doin"? And, is that how they wrote out 2022? Finally, don't forget to subscribe.

1point

Cowboys_fan 2 years ago

lets all beat covid for the children

0points

elcee 3 years ago

the class of 2020 is wicked smart

0points

#42

Your I Had To Mom Is So Spread This Fat Between 3 Books

Final score:

116points

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Jo314129 3 years ago

First Yo' Momma joke?

74points

cogadh 3 years ago

Unfortunately, the world's oldest "yo mamma" joke is incomplete, but dates back to the Babylonians, 3500 years ago. All we have is a reference to someone's mother, her engaging in intercourse with someone (or something) and no punchline. Apparently it was worth carving into a tablet, so it was probably a real sick burn.

16points

SCP 4666 3 years ago

Thy mother art so fat..

10points

Ashley Schriber 3 years ago

I think this is kinda clever. It's ambiguous, but it's supposed to be.

7points

Finn 3 years ago

Spread this fat between 3 books... Sus

7points

3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago

“Mom is so SPREAD THIS!”

5points

Curly Q 3 years ago

where do you find these books? asking for a friend

4points

Iheart bored Panda 32 3 years ago

You mamas so fat I had to spread this between 3 books

2points

Autistic apricot 3 years ago

Even if you read it wrong it kinda makes sense

1point

Chase Lee 3 years ago

Did they skin her to bind the books!!!

0points

Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago

I'm impressed the human pulled this off.

0points

#43

They You What Will You

Final score:

114points

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Jesse Setliffe 3 years ago

It's almost like a literal translation of an argument in Latin. "They you what will you?" "Will say you never made!" "Forget and did forget them!" "What forget? They how feel!"

76points

WindySwede 3 years ago

"Sunt tibi quid vultis?" "Numquamne, inquis, feci!" "Obliviscamur et obliviscamur eorum!" "Quid obliviscimur? Quomodo sentiunt!"

10points

MarchingBanda786 3 years ago

See when you’re working and you get a little discouraged all you gotta do is look up and see “will say you never made” and be instantly motivated

9points

Bob La Capra 3 years ago

I have never been able to fully understand Shakespeare

6points

Amused panda 3 years ago

They will forget what you say [on your sign] and forget what you did, they will never forget how you made them feel trying to read your stupid sign with its ridiculous layout and lack of punctuation.

5points

Jo314129 3 years ago

forget and did forget them

5points

Jo314129 3 years ago

what forget they how feel

2points

Jo314129 3 years ago

will say you never made

2points

TyrantrumGogoat 3 years ago

Why? How are we supposed to see the whole quote?

1point

Alicia M 3 years ago

I work in the "forget and did forget them" cubicle.

1point

ChocolateCake 3 years ago

this brings me back to my weekly first grade words

1point

#44

Amber Of Will, You Are My You, The Love Life Marry Me?

Final score:

108points

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genevieve.honor 3 years ago

i’d say no if someone wrote that on a DUMPSTER for me

77points

Amused panda 3 years ago

But....it isn't a dumpster. It is the underside of a bridge.

35points

nathan 3 years ago

its a steel wall

2points

Edamame 3 years ago

thats no dumpster

0points

Ian Conelley 3 years ago

Does this qualify as an Amber alert?

17points

Sans Serif 3 years ago

Hilarious thought stream!! UP

2points

Stephanie Did It 3 years ago

Still a better love story than Twilight.

13points

Cal🤘 (she/her) 3 years ago

Like every love story.

5points

Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago

"You are my you". Pure poetry.

13points

Let’s Be Kind 3 years ago

And I am your I….

8points

Jesse Setliffe 3 years ago

The greatest love story ever told, "The Dumpster Proposal."

7points

Cheryl Hayes-Bent 3 years ago

S**t that’s romantic 🤣🤣🤣

3points

Sarcastic and Proud 3 years ago

Awww, the bridge troll proposed 💍

2points

Wolf127 3 years ago

Does Amber actually hang out in that tall grass?

1point

Wingo Lamo 3 years ago

It's where she takes her customers. I'll see myself out.

0points

Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

Suppose she said yes?

1point

Maria Gemma Tejeda 2 years ago

f**k f**k f**k

0points

#45

Nach

Final score:

108points

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Astrius 3 years ago

When you make a textbox narrow:

96points

Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago

Very narrow. Soon it will be one letter per row.

1point

David 3 years ago

I don't know Bob. It looked fine when I emailed you the proof. Did you open it in the wrong format or something?

15points

Kawazoe 3 years ago

He opened the bottle instead

5points

SCP 4666 3 years ago (edited)

when you edit with Microsoft Word and attach a picture

14points

Let’s Be Kind 3 years ago

But, but, but you can only read that when you’re sober!

14points

Sans Serif 3 years ago

Exactly, mission fail!

1point

Acestarx (They/them) 3 years ago

No al co hol be yo nd th is po in t

6points

Linus G. 3 years ago

I actually could not read it until you wrote it out like this. Thanks...

2points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago

Whoever did this one should be hit very very hard in the head.

6points

Couldnt_find_a_decent_name 3 years ago (edited)

I think they already did…

5points

Federico Guerrero-Isaza 3 years ago

WH O TH OUG H T TH I S WA SA G OO D I DE A

4points

MarchingBanda786 3 years ago

No

4points

Another Fool on the Hill 3 years ago

I'm not sure if this was caused by too much or not enough alcohol 🤔

2points

Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago

I guess I'm hungry. I read "Nacho byntipi olol beodh sont" and it made sense...

2points

Epona 3 years ago

Where do you live that you read things from top to bottom and then left to right? Genuine question. I know manga is read from right to left and from top to bottom, the same way as Japanese writing, but I don't know what culture reads top to bottom and then left to right. Can someone tell me if this is an actual thing. Or are the people who are commenting that they read it this way just creative readers? Or drunk?

0points

#46

Please Entrance, Keep Clear!

Final score:

101points

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too indesicive to choose name 3 years ago

Please entrance, we're begging you! Just keep clear!

1point

AliciaW. 3 years ago

At least they said "please".....

1point

Ghaniyah Verma 3 years ago

Yeah, Entrance, please!

0points

Jay Son 3 years ago

Why would I want to please the entrance? .... oh ... OH!

0points

Violet Smith 3 years ago

"Well, I wouldn't say I'm 'entrancing,' but I'll give it a shot..."

0points

Curly Q 3 years ago

please entrance

0points

Crazy Cat Couple 3 years ago

Why not, you're not being clear.

0points

Iheart bored Panda 32 3 years ago

Keep clear of what

0points

RandomFrog(He/They️‍️) 3 years ago

I’m begging you please!! It’s an entrance!!

0points

#47

Who Thought This Would Be A Good Idea

Final score:

96points

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ThatOneFriend15 3 years ago

The chamber has been enemies of BE of secrets opened the heir... WARE!

51points

CallaghanLive 3 years ago

Hurreh Puttor And The Bee Of Secrets

1point

BOTW PANDA 3 years ago

HARRY POTTER IS ON BP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE MORE MORE ALL HARRY POTTER FANS UPVOTE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!

10points

JoyfulZebra 3 years ago

You owe me two eardrums.

30points

soakingwetbread 3 years ago

thought that was a bloody pad in the first mirror 💀💀💀

5points

Emie N. 3 years ago

Oh for goodness sakes! Just write the whole sentence on ONE mirror and THEN move on to the next one.

4points

genevieve.honor 3 years ago

BEWARE!!

4points

too indesicive to choose name 3 years ago

Clever idea, poor execution

2points

elcee 3 years ago (edited)

dumb------------------------a*s

0points

Literal Pigeon 3 years ago

Points for the ACAB sticker in the corner lol

0points

️‍grindelwald️‍ 3 years ago

nice.

0points

LinkTheHylian 3 years ago

F*****g Pot(ter)heads...

0points

#48

What Melt About Waffle?

Final score:

92points

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genevieve.honor 3 years ago

as long as it’s waffle, i’m down

42points

Crazy Cat Couple 3 years ago

That's what I'm saying.

2points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago

NGL those look great. Don't care what the sign says.

5points

Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago

What about melt banana?!?

3points

Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

For melted scale?

7points

Curly Q 3 years ago

I can't answer that question.

0points

Sans Serif 3 years ago

What am I missing here??

0points

#49

This Physically Hurts Me

Final score:

86points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago

What is that supposed to mean, and why are they spades?

5points

MarchingBanda786 3 years ago

The fact that is this Jacob sartorious too 😂

3points

ItsJess 3 years ago

Seems on-brand

2points

Curly Q 3 years ago

Why only the chapstick

1point

Crazy Cat Couple 3 years ago

Aawwww

1point

Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

Well, it IS made of petroleum jelly.

1point

Marissa Wolff 2 years ago

I just noticed that this was posted on Snapchat by Jacob Sartorius, making me hate this post a lot more.

0points

🤣🤣🤣 (Me while reading bp) 3 years ago

I'd rather not but thanks anyway.......

0points

Epona 3 years ago

I don't want to be chap(ped)!

0points

#50

Be Be Be Kind Careful Yourself

Final score:

85points

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Jo314129 3 years ago

They're asking for too much.

30points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago

Not a bad message, just bad kerning.

4points

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

This message is making the huge assumption that someone being themself will be kind and careful.

2points

Another Fool on the Hill 3 years ago

I could be kind and careful OR myself... A decision has to be made...

2points

David 3 years ago

The secret forgotten verse to the "Say Say Say" song

2points

Okatango 3 years ago

This would put a smile on my face when stuck in traffic :)

1point

3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago

I’mma be be be be i’mma i’mma be 🎵

1point

Cody Liam 3 years ago

I feel that somewhere around the world someone made this as lyrics for a preschool song

0points

Mario Strada 3 years ago

I feel like left justification would have won the day here.

0points

John Barber 3 years ago

O O O okay.

0points

#51

Adult Life Located. Preservers Are Under Seats

Final score:

29points

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Jo314129 3 years ago

Where can I find a new adult life? I think the one i have is busted.

27points

Lara Verne 3 years ago

Yes, where is it?

1point

Auntriarch 3 years ago

Didn't condoms used to be known as preservers

0points

#52

Stand Hong With Kong

Final score:

29points

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Laura Jackson 3 years ago

How many more of these are left to read? My vision has gone blurry and I'm getting a migraine from trying to make sense of these clusterfück signs!🤯😫

9points

#53

No Matter How You Rearrange This Something Is Just Not Right

Final score:

27points

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Im_ya_girl 3 years ago

Three months from now you will hit yourself at third floor. Thank us

20points

Cyndielouwhoo 3 years ago

Or sooner if you miss a step trying to figure out these dumb signs...

3points

MarchingBanda786 3 years ago

This doesn’t even make sense either way 💀

5points

Ian Conelley 3 years ago

Hear me now, listen to me yesterday, and believe me next week.

2points

Bob La Capra 3 years ago

We are here to pump! You up!

1point

Becca Kuehn 3 years ago

😟 Why do my eyes hurt? 👀

0points

#54

Please Don't Drive, Block The Way

Final score:

24points

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Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

*curls up in the driveway for a nap*

14points

Bob La Capra 3 years ago

Done and done

2points

Anonymouse 3 years ago

It's a sign for cats!

2points

#55

Please The Beans

Final score:

24points

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Kat Pekin 3 years ago

please the beans... *giggles*

25points

Vic 3 years ago

* moaning bean sounds *

2points

Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

I've never had to worry about the emotional welfare of beans before. What do they like?

3points

Jesse Setliffe 3 years ago

Well clearly they don't like getting mixed.

2points

Xenon 3 years ago

Little kitty toe bean massage?

2points

Lara Verne 3 years ago

How can I please the beans?

1point

The_Bipolar_Express_1225 3 years ago

Something feels photoshopped here prolly just me tho

1point

#56

Put Some In Your South Mouth

Final score:

24points

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MarchingBanda786 3 years ago

What is this even trying to say???

10points

Alexej Dvorak 3 years ago

Don't act like you don't know what your south mouth is xD

12points

Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago

Maybe it's advertising for Southern style cuisine.

5points

Wren Hard 3 years ago

Put some South in your mouth

3points

Another Fool on the Hill 3 years ago

Idk, but I know what I think about it...

0points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

So is south mouth another word for...

3points

Jesse Setliffe 3 years ago

Some southern guy is really desperate for sex?

3points

araT Backwards 3 years ago

oh…oh no. i’ve never called it that….

2points

Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

Moving on.

2points

Lynne Hammar 3 years ago

Put some South in your Mouth

1point

Cowboys_fan 2 years ago

put some south in your mouth

0points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

No, just no. Sorry, but every single other post is two signs meant to be read across both signs and you've read them one at a time, you finally get one that's *meant* to be read the way you've read every single other one, and you read it the other way. That's just being a d**k

0points

David 3 years ago

is this an ad for enemas?

0points

#57

"Stop Refreshing!"

Final score:

23points

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Finn 3 years ago

The page won't load if you keep MILKSHAKE

11points

Alexej Dvorak 3 years ago

stopf5-638...fd1844.jpg

3points

Jack 3 years ago

No matter how you read the sign, I’m not falling for it. We all know the ice cream machine is broken!

1point

#58

I Always You Can Make Smile

Final score:

23points

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Jesse Setliffe 3 years ago

Imagine someone hands you this on a bus

19points

Federico Guerrero-Isaza 3 years ago

I would call the police.

2points

ME! 3 years ago

the drawing is really creepy tho

1point

Margaret H 3 years ago

If someone tried to rip my mouth open like that, I wouldn't be smiling. Possibly biting, but not smiling.

1point

VonBlade 3 years ago

Now try reading it NOT in Yoda's voice.

0points

#59

I Mean Come On

Final score:

23points

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Stardust she/her Premium 3 years ago

50 million meals donated. Hope this helps

13points

Linus G. 3 years ago

Thank you! I had no clue...

1point

Living Example 3 years ago

Somebody got paid to do this (!) , and I'd bet they think it's their masterpiece

3points

Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago

My favourite Australian burrito joint continues to embarrass itself...

3points

Anonymouse 3 years ago

At first glance, thought it was "Some mials 'll do ionat ned."

2points

Andrea Careless 3 years ago

What brilliant graphic artist did this?

0points

LeavingLaLaLand 3 years ago

Why does everyone have to display how witty they think they are. Why can’t they actually be witty.

0points

kath morgan 3 years ago

That is just letters salad

0points

Karl Baxter 3 years ago

Is this in Wales? 😉

0points

#60

👴🏽

Final score:

23points

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N Miller 3 years ago

Grandpas are dads without rules

10points

Okiedokie 3 years ago

Someone trying to get way to fancy without grandpas dads rules

3points

LeavingLaLaLand 3 years ago

This is what you get when you send your product off to be made in foreign countries.

1point

R Dennis 3 years ago

When Yoda is your copy editor.

0points

#61

Come To Wife And Me A My Home Meet My Kids And Then Call Bedbug To My Face

Final score:

22points

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MarchingBanda786 3 years ago

I want to know the context of this

34points

Federico Guerrero-Isaza 3 years ago

Somebody handed a cranky bedbug a spray can.

4points

Snorky The Pig 3 years ago

I just want to know the story behind this...seems messy.

11points

Wreathy 3 years ago

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2371254/Dont-e-mail-wife---Scorned-husband-spray-paints-furious-message-mans-garage-door.html

0points

Fraxinus excelsior 3 years ago

The new Banksy is a bit poor

7points

KittyGotClaws 3 years ago

Wha...? I think I'd rather call you a louse.

6points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago (edited)

WTF? There's a story here and I want to know what it is.

6points

Wreathy 3 years ago

It's been photoshopped - here's the actual: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2371254/Dont-e-mail-wife---Scorned-husband-spray-paints-furious-message-mans-garage-door.html

2points

Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

I don't go around calling people bedbugs to their face.

5points

Another Fool on the Hill 3 years ago

I'm not sure if I really get it... Will they be offended if you call them a bedbug to their face or if you don't? 🤔

2points

Scrogginj 3 years ago

Bedbug

2points

Wreathy 3 years ago

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2371254/Dont-e-mail-wife---Scorned-husband-spray-paints-furious-message-mans-garage-door.html

1point

Wreathy 3 years ago

It's been photoshopped

1point

Bob La Capra 3 years ago

Someone is easily insulted

1point

#62

Found This From Years Ago. I Don't Know If I Took The Photo Or If I Found It

Final score:

22points

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David 3 years ago

Judge: Maam, please explain to the court why you want sole custody of your child. Mom: Shows judge a photo of her ex-husband's car. Judge: I understand. Granted. Next case.

17points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago (edited)

WOW that man is so toxic just being in the same room with him requires a hazmat suit.

13points

Helena 3 years ago

It is such a mystery why he lost custody and pays child support. /s

12points

Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago

(He doesn't pay child support 🤫)

12points

Another Fool on the Hill 3 years ago

There are a bunch of Facebook groups dedicated to this and they're f*****g serious about this s**t... I'm myself divorced and paying child support, for this reason I got in touch with some of these idiots and it's unbelievable how they can't see what trouble they cause with statements like this 🙄🤦

3points

Audra Sisler 3 years ago

Wha..... wait.....HUH????? I'm scared

2points

No One 3 years ago

What on earth did I just read…

2points

MarchingBanda786 3 years ago

Dog is my ex-wife

2points

Alicia M 3 years ago

Seems like he'd be such a wonderful role model for his daughter. 🙄

1point

Alicia M 3 years ago

If God's in control, seems like this is what God wants.

1point

kath morgan 3 years ago

All she needs to do is show a picture of his car at the custody hearing.

1point

#63

Please Doors Keep Closed

Final score:

21points

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Jo314129 3 years ago

I hope the doors listen to your pleas.

21points

David 3 years ago

when your computerized doors become self aware so you entreat them to behave.

2points

#64

I Was Told To Post This Here

Final score:

21points

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Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

Bilingual screwup.

8points

Maxi 3 years ago

Ok, let's touch everything.

1point

#65

Mother Of God

Final score:

20points

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Federico Guerrero-Isaza 3 years ago

Yes, clearly, you have.

13points

Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

I don't want philosophical beer.

4points

Trond Øien 3 years ago

"Until all that's damn beer, we sweat the small"

1point

#66

Tiny And Hun, Very Gry

Final score:

20points

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MarchingBanda786 3 years ago

Same

2points

David 3 years ago

baby clothing for Huns seems like such a niche market.

1point

Bob La Capra 3 years ago

This would be even funnier if the G was on the other side

0points

SCP 4666 3 years ago

Lets use gry instead of hangry !

0points

#67

I Find Lack This Nation’s Of Humanity... Disturbing

Final score:

20points

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Jo314129 3 years ago

too me... too me.

20points

Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago

OLL

0points

Arachnid 3 years ago

still kinda works

3points

Audra Sisler 3 years ago

Little bit

0points

Alditekim 3 years ago

You're not my father!

0points

#68

Students Are Now 12% Off!

Final score:

20points

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David 3 years ago

Don't leave me in suspense. Bring a... WHAT?

10points

Tommy Brown 3 years ago

bring a letter a obviously

1point

Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago

I want the whole Monday off, not just 12%...

2points

#69

Make It Stop

Final score:

20points

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Stardust she/her Premium 3 years ago

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11points

Guile main 3 years ago

I'm just gonna take this for later

2points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

Stop the addiction yearly, save others before everyone relapses... Still doesn't exactly make sense?

6points

casually a goat (she/her) 3 years ago

what in the hell...i had a stroke trying to read this

3points

Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

I'll drink to that.

3points

Another Fool on the Hill 3 years ago

Just found another hind, the capital letters can be read as STAY SOBER...

2points

Vix Spiderthrust 3 years ago

I think they started with that and then tried to figure out how to fit a sentence around it...

2points

JEM 3 years ago

Can someone please translate

0points

R Dennis 3 years ago

No.

0points

Booklover<3 3 years ago

Can someone help??

0points

#70

Dead Turn End No Around

Final score:

19points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago

I guess if you miss it you just abandon your car and leave it there forever.

12points

AliciaW. 3 years ago

Ominous....

1point

David 3 years ago

So.... the cars coming back out on the left side are all BACKING out then? Even if read as they intended it this one doesn't make since given there is clearly an in lane and an out lane. Perhaps a three point turn around is a cosmic mystery to some.

1point

Auntriarch 3 years ago (edited)

Could be a private road and they are just trying to keep the peasants out

0points

GuardOfJaguarKingdom 3 years ago

Rest in peace turn, rest in peace

0points

MarchingBanda786 3 years ago

Rest in peace

0points

#71

Feel Pain, Good Relief

Final score:

19points

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David 3 years ago

Once we get over the word placement can we take a moment to appreciate how sketchy this place looks? The litter out front, the dirty steps, the weird slope of the upper steps, a nasty scary looking door most kids are probably afraid to knock on at Halloween. If you go in there you MIGHT get a massage or acupuncture. OR you might end up in a chest freezer in the basement in just the right number of pieces for a good fit.

26points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

Exactly. I wouldn't hang around even if I could understand it

4points

Sleepy children love Moon 3 years ago

I'm still so confused, does anyone know what this is even actually supposed to say?

1point

ObsidianAce_ 3 years ago

Feel Good Pain Relief, with some sort of punctuation in the middle I assume

1point

Jo314129 3 years ago (edited)

Hey, Pain is pleasure

1point

Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

There's a fetish for that.

1point

#72

United We Never Stand Forget

Final score:

18points

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Jo314129 3 years ago

well......

10points

Tina Hugh 3 years ago

I don’t find anything about 9/11 funny. Show some courtesy, BP

3points

Dragons Exist 3 years ago

9/11 isn't funny, the spelling arrangement is.

2points

G҉A҉C҉H҉A҉ A҉L҉E҉X҉ 3 years ago

Ummmmmmmmm…. No.

0points

Audra Sisler 3 years ago

It's not wrong

0points

#73

Chinese Now

Final score:

17points

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BOTW PANDA 3 years ago

WING WOK?

5points

Canda (Cat Panda) 3 years ago (edited)

DOES THAT SAY ÃNAL WOK!?!?

0points

Finn 3 years ago

Me

0points

#74

Yes Are Thank, We Open You :•)

Final score:

17points

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Jo314129 3 years ago

We OPEN you?

13points

Painter Tater (Any pronouns) 3 years ago

☺️

5points

Im_ya_girl 3 years ago

I’d like to stay closed please

2points

Alditekim 3 years ago

Wanna buy that new iphone? We open you.

1point

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

Are these the people who live in that creepy murder house with the weird message on the front steps?

0points

#75

Do Use Not Private Property

Final score:

16points

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genevieve.honor 3 years ago

had a stroke trying to read this 😭😭

8points

araT Backwards 3 years ago

dead inside

0points

kath morgan 3 years ago

Stencils people!

0points

Another Fool on the Hill 3 years ago

Okay, if you want me to .. 🤷

0points

#76

Keep Vehicle Sudden Back Makes Stops

Final score:

16points

POST

David 3 years ago

If it's like most vans I'm guessing the front makes stops too.

6points

#77

I Thought I Was Having A Stroke While Trying To Read This

Final score:

16points

POST

Bob La Capra 3 years ago

All of life's necessities in one pic

3points

#78

This Will Go Video Not Viral

Final score:

15points

POST

#79

Holy F Stick Human Hands Are Figures With Disturbing

Final score:

15points

POST

MarchingBanda786 3 years ago

Even when you read it correctly it’s hilarious

3points

#80

I’m Not To Be Ashamed White

Final score:

15points

POST

Kat Pekin 3 years ago

No one asked.

31points

Im_ya_girl 3 years ago (edited)

No one should be ashamed of any part of themselves

11points

Stephanie Did It 3 years ago

There's actually a group page with this title on Quora.

2points

RavenTheCat 3 years ago

I, what?

1point

BirFromHH 3 years ago

This white does't look ashamed. But If she calls herself that, she obviously feels that way. Since this goes to the point where she feels she ist "Not to be": shouldn't there bei help for people like this?

0points

maddie <3 3 years ago

Tbh I get this even though our past white ancestors were racist (some are still are) and did very bad things to people that doesn’t mean we’re like that. I am a white female and all my friends r Hispanic they all call me cracker which I hate and have told them several time and if I even say something like “eh I dont rlly like that dress” when they ask me what I think abt it they call me racist :/ but she still doesn’t need to announce this to everyone

-1point

#81

Jyu Ofl

Final score:

15points

POST

David 3 years ago

Did Kanye West change his name again?

13points

#82

Not An Acronym — Just Poorly Placed Text

Final score:

15points

POST

Jesse Setliffe 3 years ago

Or else?

2points

#83

Starts Good Though

Final score:

15points

POST

David 3 years ago

I am not anyone's trolley.

8points

Dawnaeh 3 years ago

I am not your trolly, so I'm allowed to take students to help me move? Got it!

2points

Manomnomnom 3 years ago

I... think they said it's okay if we take their trollies?

0points

BirFromHH 3 years ago

No IT says more: you are even allowed NOT to Take them, at least the "To Help - Trollies" IT's your move now,😁

0points

#84

Sasa Lele

Final score:

15points

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Stardust she/her Premium 3 years ago

In marathi “sasa” means rabbit and in Hindi “le le” means take take. This sign wants you to have rabbits

18points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

May I take four please

2points

David 3 years ago

Weird thing is that given how clothing brands change so often, and often have weird names, Sasa Lele could be a real brand.

3points

MarchingBanda786 3 years ago

I was waiting to see this here!

3points

Manomnomnom 3 years ago

FRE SHA VOCA DO energy

1point

#85

No More Bag Per Than Salads Slide

Final score:

14points

POST

Another Fool on the Hill 3 years ago

This makes no sense, regardless at which point you insert "5"... No more 5 than bag salads per slide No more than bag 5 salads per slide No more than bag salads per 5 slide 🤷🤦

3points

#86

You're Egg To My The Nog

Final score:

14points

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Jesse Setliffe 3 years ago

No Jake Sisko was best friends to Nog, not this "egg" person whoever he is. I appreciate that you want a friendship as great as those characters on DS9 though.

5points

Js 3 years ago

Ah yes. So its supposed to be "You're Sisko to my the Nog." Perfect.

2points

#87

We Don’t To Fall Want You Through!

Final score:

14points

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Snorky The Pig 3 years ago

Okay but can we just ignore the sign and appreciate that cute, cute otter??? 🦦💗

21points

Confused Panda 3 years ago

YAY OTTERS <3

2points

araT Backwards 3 years ago

It is done ☺️ Love the otters.

1point

Xenon 3 years ago

And that otter wants you!

0points

Jesse Setliffe 3 years ago

There is no otter. The otter is a lie.

0points

David 3 years ago

That's one of the sad things about ice hockey. They freeze the rink so solid the otters can't come up for air.

2points

#88

I Spent Too Much Time Trying To Figure Out Who Steve Was

Final score:

14points

POST

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago

No matter how I rearrange these letters I can't make any sense of it. I see "love" but what does "ST" mean?

9points

Sleepy children love Moon 3 years ago

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to say Lost Love

12points

araT Backwards 3 years ago

Glad I read the comments. Thought this was about a guy named Stve.

1point

Xenon 3 years ago

My first thought was STD

0points

Andrea Careless 3 years ago

It could be S (initial) and (the “t” is “and”) Love: S and Love Or: S Jesus (the “t”) Love Or: Love ST ?? 🤪

0points

R Dennis 3 years ago

I think the VE should have fallen of, then it would have said LOST...

0points

David 3 years ago

Tell me you're broken and we shouldn't get into a relationship without telling me you are broken and we shouldn't get into a relationship.

0points

eMpTy 3 years ago (edited)

There is a D hidden under the VE which will break any new relationship?

0points

#89

I Think I’ve Actually Figured This Out!! Read Comments!

Final score:

14points

POST

Ashley Conover 3 years ago

There are no comments until this one.

7points

LeavingLaLaLand 3 years ago

Because it’s too damn complicated to even bother

1point

Guile main 3 years ago (edited)

Basically, in the comments he says that Get and Help stick out the most, so it's like a get help kind of advertisement. Someone else in the comments also said that it could be a list of common words in a kindergarten

2points

David 3 years ago

Game idea. What if we had a bag of mixed up scrabble tiles but instead of letters on the tiles they had whole words? We'll call it fast scrabble and market it to folks with ADD

2points

Wanita Wobble 3 years ago

You had me at "game idea".

1point

R Dennis 3 years ago

I would look at this for about 10 seconds then never look at it again. Which is exactly what I am doing now...

0points

A very bored panda 3 years ago

OP's comment: The only two words that stand out amongst all the others are “get” and “help”. This looks like it’s in a school and I bet this is a type of subliminal messaging to kids that need help!

0points

Asexual Zelephant 3 years ago

I would probably fall down the stairs trying to read this

0points

#90

Concwiz Reteard

Final score:

13points

POST

Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

More useful than a pinball wizard.

2points

Bob La Capra 3 years ago

How do you think he does it? I don't know what makes him so good.

1point

Linus G. 3 years ago

I thought we were not to say that second word anymore! Mentally challenged, right?

0points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

Why am I hearing this in a Yorkshire accent

0points

#91

After Statistics It's Just 2 Months Show The Flu!!!

Final score:

13points

POST

Jo314129 3 years ago

it's the JUST flu. Is what I read

9points

CrazyCatLady 3 years ago

Same

0points

David 3 years ago

Tommy, you're 6 so here's a sign saying what I've decided you believe. Hold it up for half an hour and I'll give you two freezer pops.

6points

Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago

People can still die of "just" the flu, you know.

4points

Vix Spiderthrust 3 years ago

80,000 a year in the USA alone. And in 1919 more people worldwide died of "just" the flu than were killed in WWI.

2points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago

Freaking anti-maskers. While the rest of us were trying to keep people alive they were complaining about a piece of cloth over their face.

4points

Lara Verne 3 years ago

No matter how you read it, it's still nonsense.

1point

Stro Bro 3 years ago

The flu is justified!!

0points

#92

Get Yer Shingles Here!!

Final score:

12points

POST

Federico Guerrero-Isaza 3 years ago

No thank you.

6points

Audra Sisler 3 years ago

Bit aggressive much???

0points

MarchingBanda786 3 years ago

Sweet! I was looking for those

0points

#93

Took Me A Minute

Final score:

12points

POST

Bob La Capra 3 years ago

Stay humble, St Hard

3points

R Dennis 3 years ago

If you grew up on Humble Street, you had to be hard.

0points

#94

Taller Find Than Out

Final score:

12points

POST

Stardust she/her Premium 3 years ago

I don’t want to find out, I already know

4points

Shyla Bouche 3 years ago

I'm not more than $5 taller than you. I'm more round than long.

1point

Auntriarch 3 years ago

Lying down, I'd win

0points

#95

Now Alamo Open Fireworks (Found In San Antonio, Tx!)

Final score:

12points

POST

Stephanie Did It 3 years ago

Remember the Fireworks!

5points

#96

Gorpy Egah

Final score:

12points

POST

David 3 years ago

Sure but can you point out Gorpy Egah on a map?

6points

Let’s Be Kind 3 years ago

Gorpyegah was one of my favorite subjects in school!

0points

#97

Will Me Against Prosper Formed No

Final score:

12points

POST

LeavingLaLaLand 3 years ago

Another great example of someone thinking they are more clever than they actually are.

5points

BirFromHH 3 years ago

I suppose they have an "s" too much and it actually means Will me against proper formed No. So you want to be in my will for the things you want to inherit in case my daughter won't marry you to inherit them with you? In that case: great shirt to make a first Impression on future in-laws😁

0points

#98

Lil Dies, Pump Of Overdose

Final score:

11points

POST

G҉A҉C҉H҉A҉ A҉L҉E҉X҉ 3 years ago

Did he die tho?

2points

Ranger Kanootsen 3 years ago

No, he's still very much alive

2points

#99

Oven Good Baked Ness

Final score:

11points

POST

Federico Guerrero-Isaza 3 years ago

THEY BAKED THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?!

12points

Stardust she/her Premium 3 years ago

Not Nessie!

1point

Elijah Freilich 3 years ago

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F5%2F58%2FNess_%2528EarthBound%2529.png&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FNess_(EarthBound)&tbnid=yfRt_OP4KOVuFM&vet=12ahUKEwiq7a2sutP7AhWmn3IEHV66Dq8QMygAegUIARDmAQ..i&docid=bTjwzTxCxqNmFM&w=261&h=382&q=ness&safe=active&ved=2ahUKEwiq7a2sutP7AhWmn3IEHV66Dq8QMygAegUIARDmAQ

0points