If you've been visiting Bored Panda, you know we really like funny signs. But if you're new here (or need a friendly reminder), just check out our publications on 'The Absurd Sign Project' or 'Weird Signs.'
This time, however, let's take a step even further and explore the absurd from a bit closer. For that, we turn to the subreddits 'No Safety Smoking First' and 'Don't Open Dead Inside.'
These two online communities mirror each other really well, and are full of signs with questionable spelling, messed up kerning, and other mistakes that prohibit them from getting the point across. If there even is one!
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Heal Thy Burgers
If they're already burgers, I think it's gotten a little too late to heal em
Is It Now?
Just Do Nothing, It Is Impossible
Le Tits Now
Can We Just Make This The Icon Already?
How The Hell Do You Open This Door?
Come Naked. Try. Our Chalupa
Hvad Alena Pptiny Yes
Combat Loneliness
They Know All Nasa Your Stupid Is A Hoax Astronots
Unfortunately These Are Just Activists Against The Monopolization Of My Campus' Food Distribution Services, Not A Polyamorous Sex Club :(
What
Sbren Sbeve
Eliminating Women Empowering Racism
Unfortunately there are people out there who totally would use that slogan in all seriousness if they thought they could get away with it.
Mental Is Hocus. Health Not Pocus. 🎃
Ah yes, high time we learned to appreciate the inherent hocus-ness of mental health.
Getting Is An Drunk Never Excuse (Mind The Comedy Homicide)
The fact you have to have an ad campaign for this is disturbing.
We Don't Care. Stop
Get Covid Here, Your Vaccine Ages 12 And Up
Never Do Your Best Quit
Cheating Garage All Must Go!
Hmmm can I get this wife on discount? I is from the cheating garage. ________________________________All like her must go--does that men that you KILLED YOUR WIFE? Well not really... Poor guy got no wife anymore.
Don’t Save A Life! Be Afraid To Give Blood
My Boyfriend Sent Me This Picture And
Does This Belong Here Or On R/Dontopendeadinside ?
Winners Quitters Never Quit, Never Win
Land Of The Not Land Of The Home Of The Not Home Of Free Stay At Home Brave The Afriad
Ask About Mud Me My Flaps
...what
Yeah, There's Definitely No Turtle Inside. Feel Free To Discard
Pizza! Pizza!! P I Z Z A A A A
Dunno If This Has Been Posted Already. A Friend Sent Me This:
To Be Clever
...a Month Lasts Forever
If You Hard. Then You Hard. Work|play
Always Forgotten, Remembered Never
Remembered never? Not quite. We'll always have "still a better love story than Twilight" as a memorial.
I Was Informed That This Is Better Suited For This Sub So Here Ya Go
Someone had the brilliant idea to translate Smash Mouth to Arameic and back again and it's amazing. https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/entertainment/2019/08/smash-mouth-s-all-star-translated-to-aramaic-and-back-becomes-beautiful-poetry.html
Jesus Is Christ Lord
Suddenly... Hairstylist
Got Straw? How About Heated Ones For Pets?
Made South In Africa
Don’t Never Drink And Drive. Drive High!
Let’s Beat The Children All Covid For
Your I Had To Mom Is So Spread This Fat Between 3 Books
They You What Will You
It's almost like a literal translation of an argument in Latin. "They you what will you?" "Will say you never made!" "Forget and did forget them!" "What forget? They how feel!"
Amber Of Will, You Are My You, The Love Life Marry Me?
Nach
Very narrow. Soon it will be one letter per row.
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I don't know Bob. It looked fine when I emailed you the proof. Did you open it in the wrong format or something?
I actually could not read it until you wrote it out like this. Thanks...
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Whoever did this one should be hit very very hard in the head.
I'm not sure if this was caused by too much or not enough alcohol 🤔
I guess I'm hungry. I read "Nacho byntipi olol beodh sont" and it made sense...
Where do you live that you read things from top to bottom and then left to right? Genuine question. I know manga is read from right to left and from top to bottom, the same way as Japanese writing, but I don't know what culture reads top to bottom and then left to right. Can someone tell me if this is an actual thing. Or are the people who are commenting that they read it this way just creative readers? Or drunk?
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Looks like someone got their hands on the confiscated stuff before making this sign
And if you can read that the first time through, you are NOT drinking alcohol in the first place.
If I'm drinking alcohol I don't think I could understand this sign. Sooo..
Please Entrance, Keep Clear!
Who Thought This Would Be A Good Idea
The chamber has been enemies of BE of secrets opened the heir... WARE!
What Melt About Waffle?
This Physically Hurts Me
Be Be Be Kind Careful Yourself
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You know most of these make sense if you know how to read. Left to right
Clear ants.
I thought they were being smartasses and I smirked while telling them I liked their sign. but no-- they didn't see anything funny and this was genuinely how they spelled "clearance" Clear-Ants...6-jpeg.jpg 
And this is why I get paid BIG BUCKS as an advertising artist. Everyone thinks they can do it themselves, and sometimes they can . . . most of the time you get this!
Many of these can be described as "If motivational quotes were honest"
Live in Alabama myself. Wasn't particularly offended by any of it. Then again, I'm not hunting for reasons to be offended either.
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You know most of these make sense if you know how to read. Left to right
Clear ants.
I thought they were being smartasses and I smirked while telling them I liked their sign. but no-- they didn't see anything funny and this was genuinely how they spelled "clearance" Clear-Ants...6-jpeg.jpg
And this is why I get paid BIG BUCKS as an advertising artist. Everyone thinks they can do it themselves, and sometimes they can . . . most of the time you get this!
Many of these can be described as "If motivational quotes were honest"
Live in Alabama myself. Wasn't particularly offended by any of it. Then again, I'm not hunting for reasons to be offended either.
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