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Great response 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Well Jalapenos are hot....

How many other humans would if they could?

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(laughs in undetectable Ad blocker)

Oh that's totally not going to backfire. /S

Funny, now PLEASE check why we're gaining weight all of a sudden, without changing food intake or exercise routine. If we're going to be shamed and held responsible for the demise of any health care system, at least we want to know why.

Perfect bc TX is full lol

me too!!!

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I love this! 😂

I love your mum

Power lines…

Mr Auntriarch believes that every spoon is a dessert spoon, so he's no help

OMG look at the ceiling in the upper left. It's totally a wearhouse store.

Was he really clueless if he was able to order in fluent chinese though?

Keeping it around is 1 thing. Paying for it for 18 years is something else.

Why not? They sell single serve "juice boxes" in Walmart....

Way better than getting cheated on.....

Yeah, this phrase has a sarcastic ring to it, even when used positively.

He does it on purpose, genuinely. It's all part of the part he plays, and always has played.

Well the 11-year old is clearly right. Where the heck is your raise? (also, where is your sister's ice cream?)

And planes, and cars, and inside their houses ....

You have to put some on one train going east, and the rest on another train far away going west, traveling at different speeds, then work out when they'll meet.

Humans are very resilient. At least those who survive are.

uhmm. who's gonna tell him

Wha...... Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

Well, someone should because Kanye sure isn't.

damn shes ruthless

You kept wire hangers for your tv.

No he's peanut Eminem, cause he's smol

As a lower class white person, I concur. The pain is the only thing left that makes us feel alive.

Me too. Dark and bitter.

We used to have to pay for texts too. Do you know how much bandwidth it takes to send a text? It is nothing. and they still charged actual money for it. You're super basic phone plan used to give you 50 texts a MONTH and charge you $1 for every one after that. You were also doing it on your locked phone that took three years to pay off. The cellphone industry in the early 2000s was insanely exploitative.

Am without kids, can confirm my remote is always exactly where I put it and the lights are only on or off when I want them to be.

FWIW the actual cult that "Drank the Kool AId" drank a knock off called Flavor-Aid. Just google Jim Jones and Jonestown.

Soooo busted.

Funny thing about trees though, they tend to plant themselves. That's what the seeds are for. Forests naturally grow over time. WE cut them back.

Far too talkative, we just murmur "oh I say" afterwards

I'd hire him! :D

I lived on rice with a bit of chicken stock powder with 3 apples a week for about 2 months. And yes, I was as sick as you would imagine once I could afford a proper meal again.

she's lost it

Gotta admit that is pretty fun but rolling big tires down steep hills is way more fun.

Oooh that went south quickly.

Oh man, this takes me back. My very first work place had this huge vending machine for hot drinks, soup etc. Very fancy. And damn it made the best hot cocoa. With water. It was magic.

"$10! I can finally get the surgery!"

I immediately thought of You don't know Jack

Is it getting a little Soylent Green in here, or is it just me?

Well, spilling a beer is a kind of alcohol abuse, too...

Close your fingers together & it's a spoon!

No popcorn button on our microwave but we did stay in an apartment hotel in Seoul one time where the microwave had a 'bagel hole'

Citalopram in a nutshell

It does though, what is it supposed to be?

WOW, that burn is gonna need some aloe

Reminds me of the time I found two tickets to a Phil Collins concert nailed to a tree. I thought 'I'm having them'.You can never have enough nails.

I know I'm 44 but I refuse to identify as "middle aged".

I think Bam missed an opportunity with this one. I'd be skateboarding past him at every opportunity, so he thinks he's seeing a ghost.

Tell her to scroll Bored Panda instead :P

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*pound her

someone explain?

Euthanasia

My rage only increases. So that's how my minimum wage parents were able to buy a 3 bedroom house in 1980? That f*****g thing cost them $23,000 and was recently valued at over $400k...

Of course he did. And when he did I was nowhere near there. I had nothing to do with it and I have witnesses that can prove I wasn't there.

Looks like buzz be using filters on his live too!!!

I'm pretty sure the Supreme Court has already been bought.

What if you don't after about 2 hrs?