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“Holly Rizz”: 67 Texts So Funny They Deserve To Be Framed And Hung On A Wall (New Pics)
Back in the day, the only way to communicate with someone many miles away was to write them a letter. Then scientists invented the telegraph, the fax machine, and then, the telephone. With phone calls, we could have instant conversations with people in a different part of the country and even the world.
But today, phone calls are a thing of the past – texting is the primary way of daily communication. Even in 2012, a person would send an average of 50 texts a week. But not all texts are created equal: some are really the stuff of legends and should be framed and preserved in a museum. Today, we're showing you exactly those kinds of messages: funny, chaotic, and relatable in a way that makes you laugh out loud.
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#1
I Only Spent $32 Last Night
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#2
At Least He Was Honest
#4
Those Are Rookie Numbers
#5
Plug It Back In
#6
My Dad Is Getting Confident In His AI Detection Skills
#7
I’m Losing My Mind On These Apps
#8
I Left A Fork At My Friends Place And This Is The Reply I Got
#9
Don’t Forget Your Birth Control
#11
Flirting Skills
Jeff White 5 months ago
Rarely, verrrrry rarely. do pickup type lines work. But there has to be an exception. I think this must be it.
#12
Crow Of Judgement
#13
That PC Is Even Worse Than My Old Laptop
#14
Love Finding Girls That Share The Same Hobbies
Kelly Scott 5 months ago
I was a dweeb and had my telescope out front. Went to explain to the neighbors that I wasn't watching them and it turns out the wife's dad was in an astronomy club. I got invited to join and spent the next 25 years going to star parties once a month and having a blast.
#15
You Ever See A Line So Witty You Can’t Wait To Be In A Position To Use It?
#16
Parrot Gambit Was Met With An Unmatch
#17
I Made A Tinder Funny, How'd I Do?
#18
To Be Fair, They Can Still Be Scrambled
#19
Beautiful Play
#20
Dementia Gambit
#21
This Is So Cute
#22
Arizona Iced Tea
#23
Average Interaction With My Dad
#24
No One Matches My Sense Of Humor But Her
I used to be on the verge of ending my life. Just went through a breakup and my best friend sent me this. I love her so much, and my next tattoo is guaranteed to be of a goldfish.
#25
Found Out How My BF Likes To Talk To My Cat When I'm Not Around
#26
Banh Mi Gambit
#27
The Fertilized Tomato Gambit
WindySwede 5 months ago
Fertiliser 💩(etc) comes from somewhere else... but pollinators do the pollinating work? 🐝
#28
I Love My Mom, Best Opponent
Lila Allen 5 months ago
My dad once called my work and left a message saying it was important but not urgent. I called him back on lunch break and he told me my apartment building was on fire. I asked how that wasn't urgent and he said the fire department was there and he'd gotten my cats out.
#29
Cigarillo Gambit
#30
Steak?
#31
You Dont Have A Peacock? Nerd
#33
Guy Asked If I Had A Boyfriend 5 Months Ago. He Randomly Asked Again, And By Coincidence I’m Single Now
#34
What Now?
#35
Name's Jack For Context
#36
Careful
Jeremy James 5 months ago
They must have taken it out. They said it's only in the retro gatorade.
#37
I Have Been Called Out To Unacceptable Levels
Jeff White 5 months ago
One time a day is a PERFECTLY acceptable amount. Some might suggest over sharing.
#38
They Never Messaged Me Back. At Least I Thought It Was Funny
#39
Was This Too Cringe?
Ham Fright 5 months ago
I like it. But it does make me think they're avoiding the question because they're like an assassin or something.
#40
A Pedestrian
George Costanza 5 months ago
Gotta be frank here - if you didn't know how to spell pediatrician, you likely ain't doctor material.
#41
Heyyyyyyyyy Gambit
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 5 months ago
Parents: please stop calling your daughters MacKenzie. It means "son of Kenneth".
#43
All That Talent Going To Waste
#44
I Think I Played This As Best As One Can
#45
Texts Between Me And My Sister
seagull the space wizard 5 months ago
me and my little sister talk like this too (screenshot in reply)
#46
Any Way To Recover Here
#48
Hilarious Slip Up By My Wife
#49
So Pretty Much A Random Number Texted Me, So I Texted Them
#50
Did This Actually Work Or Am I Being Bated?
#52
My Sister Is Hilarious
#53
I Thought It Was Funny
#54
Texting With My 7-Year-Old Son
Jerome Lenovo 5 months ago
the entitlement is already strong in that spoiled brat. Lots of ""fun"" coming in the next years
#55
I Love It
LinkTheHylian 5 months ago
I think I have a brain tumour, because I appear to be the only person in the world who thinks two of the biggest TV shows in the last 15 or so years have c**p writing so I refuse to watch them. Heisenberg's little "I am the one who knocks" speech is about as intimidating as a newborn puppy, and the whole "Hold the door" trauma that leads to Hodor basically becoming a Pokémon with PTSD reminds me too much of "MATT DAMON!" for me to take it seriously.
#56
MacBook Pro
#57
Oh Boy, Here We Go
#59
For The Record, This Worked
#60
Am I Spitting Or Should I Resign Early?
#61
Son Asked My 83-Year-Old Mom To Send A Recipe To Him. This Is Her Response. She Is Adorable
#62
Australian Opening Might Be My Best Work Ever
#64
My Life
#65
This Is My Dad. He’s Never Called Me Back
#66
I’m A White Man
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