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The UK is known for many things, from great music to questionable weather. But if there’s one thing it really shines at, it’s humor. Witty, dry, and as strong as the cuppas people love to make, it has a way of showing up pretty much everywhere, whether that’s with friends at the pub or even in a serious work meeting.
And sometimes, it appears in much more unlikely places too. Like signs. Yes, signs of all sorts. Below, we’ve rounded up some of the funniest ones people spotted across the country and decided to share with the internet. Enjoy!
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#4
Found This In My Camera Roll That I Took A While Back Whilst In Cambridge. Still Makes Me Chuckle
#6
I Found This Sign At The London Zoo
#8
Have Any Cyclists Seen These Around?
#11
Saw This In London
#13
What Does This Sign Mean?
#14
"Through Tough, Thorough Thought, Though" - Well, That Seems Simple Enough. Spotted In Harrogate
#16
I Hope It's Hummus
#21
No Running With Big Fish
Did I say that out loud? 40 minutes ago
Coarse angling in the UK is catch and release. When we had an influx of immigrants, particularly from Eastern Europe, there were problems with them taking fish for food. Nothing malicious about it, simply a cultural difference they didn't understand at first.
#22
Seen In Bath (England)
#24
Saw A Great Sign At The London Marathon
Did I say that out loud? 37 minutes ago
If you've gotta go, you've gotta go. If I remember correctly, Paula Radcliffe once stopped for a pìss or a dump in the gutter.
#26
I’m No Brit, But I’m Pretty Sure There’s Rubbish Right Under The Sign
#28
This Sign At Ally Pally
I live locally to the area and regularly walk around and by Ally Pally, but somehow never noticed this sign! Gave me a much-needed laugh over the weekend!
Did I say that out loud? 35 minutes ago
Given the general level of barbecue skills in the UK, this is fair.
#33
Clever Wildlife Warning Sign Seen In The UK
Beak Hookage 53 minutes ago
You might run over a poor little fox if you don't. Think of the foxes.
#34
Incredible Optimism. I’ve Never Seen A Branch Of WH Smith With More Than About 5 People In It
#35
Northern Train Is Having An Existential Crisis
#38
Mysterious Flyer In Crookes
Found this when I was out on a jog... A great premise, but I'm not particularly impressed by "In under 30 minutes". Under 30 seconds, maybe. And why schedule it so far in the future?
#44
Thickly Settled Signs Are Fairly Common In New England In Places Where There Is Less Than 200 Ft Between Buildings
#45
Had A Little Chuckle Finding This Sign Outside. Had A Little Chuckle Finding This Sign Outside B&Q Yesterday
#47
I’m Sorry, What? Seen In South Wales, UK
Did I say that out loud? 30 minutes ago
Haven't seen one with this design, but road signs warning of a sat-nav error are unfortunately common.
#48
A Sign In Bristol, UK
#51
Whoever Put This Sign Here Knew Exactly What They Were Doing
Did I say that out loud? 26 minutes ago (edited)
For non-Brits unfamiliar with the term, t****r is also slang for wànkèr.
#52
Crispy
#55
Sign On Underground
Did I say that out loud? 23 minutes ago
No one is going to see that on the Underground. Too busy looking at their phone.
#57
Signs Around The Harbour In My Hometown In Cumbria
#60
These Roadside Signs In The UK Countryside
#61
Spotted In Liverpool, UK
Did I say that out loud? 16 minutes ago
For those unfamiliar, David Cameron is alleged to have fùcked a pigs head while a member of the Bullingdon Club.
#62
I Went To The Tropical Butterfly House Yesterday, And This Fella Was Mocking Me
I went last year for the first time after being paralysed and thought it was hilarious, forgot it was there, so I had to get a photo with it this year.
#68
This Sign On The Co-Op At Caledonian Road
#70
This Sign I Saw On A Pub A Few Years Ago
I visited this pub a few years ago because my name is the pub's name. It was very much a "local pub for local people," and my joke about getting a free pint for sharing my name with the pub was met with a stern "no"!
#72
Proudly Displayed In The Back Of The Restaurant, Never Seen One This Low Before
Did I say that out loud? 13 minutes ago
Not proudly. Displaying the hygiene rating is a legal requirement in Wales and Northern Ireland. In England and Scotland it's voluntary.
#73
Finally, A Worthy Excuse For Roadworks. Which Ancient God Do You Think They Accidentally Dug Up This Time?
#74
Found The Solution To The USA's Problems In A Street Of London
Did I say that out loud? 11 minutes ago
Anyone interested? We'll happily overlook that little misunderstanding in Boston.
#75
You Know You Live In The Posh Area Of London When
Did I say that out loud? 9 minutes ago
Didn't having pampas grass in your front garden mean you were swingers at some time?
#77
Just Seen This Sign On The M11. What Does It Mean? Never Seen It Before
Did I say that out loud? 51 minutes ago
Have you never been on a motorway before? It simply means the end of a restriction such as reduced speed limit or lane closure.
#78
Why Does This Lift At Liverpool Street Need Such A Large Sign?
#79
Found An Interesting Sign. Just Noticed This Sign Today In Kingston. Does Anyone Know Who Put It Up?
#81
Arrestable Thoughts. I Found This Poster Around Tower Bridge. How Are They Going To Enforce It?
#82
"These Doors Are Closed Whilst Our New Church Cat Gets Used To His Home". London, 2018
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Did I say that out loud? 3 minutes ago
As usual, some obvious photoshop/ai, but otherwise an enjoyable start to the day.
Did I say that out loud? 3 minutes ago
As usual, some obvious photoshop/ai, but otherwise an enjoyable start to the day.
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