The British Have A Uniquely Funny Sense Of Humor And These 50 Memes Prove It

Sounds like Harry has a bright future ahead of him

This story has bought tears to my eyes

I had an anthropology professor who liked to tell a story about his sabbatical in Amsterdam. He's sitting there with his host smoking a joint and the TV detector van rolls by. His host shuts the TV off and says he hopes they don't knock. I hear this story and I'm just picturing a stoner trying to flush the TV down the drain but not giving a d**n about the 1/8 ounce bag on the coffee table.

This is a fantastic thing to do

Aww, this is lovely. You never really know how you affect people.

"How many countries y'all got in this country?" - Ted Lasso

How long were you dating?

Jesus fu‍ck‍ing Christ, BP - at least be consistent with your dumb a‍s‍s censoring.

Aussie here; chips, chips and chips

I've been mistaken for staff in stores on numerous occasions, never understood why because if you see my face the last thing you would think is that I looked like I was willing to help

What a great bloke!

This is not a fair representation. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/jul/26/st-bernard-dog-rescued-after-collapsing-on-scafell-pike “ when Cumbria police contacted us about a St Bernard dog, who had collapsed whilst descending from the summit of Scafell Pike and therefore [was] unable to carry on, our members didn’t need to think twice about mobilising and deploying to help retrieve Daisy off England’s highest.”

LMAO That's good!

You're right I could do with being told this most days

Yes you are!

Did you ever find out who she was?

In the American South, they say it to your face and it starts off "Well Bless your heart..."

I don't blame you, I'd do the same

I'm not sure I'm ready for that level of commitment.

I still remember way back when some idiot cut me off and easily side swiped me, I cut right to avoid getting hit and my old f250s giant mirror took out the tail light on a brand new dodge. I stuck around (nervous as all hell aa a 19 year old) till the owner came out and explained what happened. Guy was so chill about it and told me to just take off and he'd report it as a hit and run. Still grateful to that guy. Old me probly woulda let the idiot who cause it aide swipe me. Your 240z wouldn't do well slamming into an 84 3/4 ton ford.

Mums can be weird. As an aunt, I would be so proud that my niblings had thought to name a tortoise Voldetort. I was happy enough to take my nephew's dog Smeagol to the vet (Boston terrier, I'm sure you can see the reasoning).

As I moved on to my seat, I told the woman I was chatting with in the aisle, "Hope you have a safe flight!" I was several rows back when I heard "HA! You too!"

I didn't have a bedtime bc that would be structure and clearly can't have that.

Leave the old girl alone.

If it gets down to Roman it won't wear out at all. Just need 2 ramps.

First noticed this when trying to hop on a train back from Edinburgh to the B&B on the outskirts. The train had just arrived at the platform and the ticket guy was calmly explaining to me why I could not board this train with the return ticket I had bought when coming in. I could pay for an additional ticket so that I could board the train during peak time. All the while the train in the background is filling up and getting ready to go. Got on at the last second. I admire the ticket guy's calm. Couldn't be bothered if he made me miss the train. That's zen for ya...

And he looks like he's dressed like a mechanic! Perfect!

If you get one can of each, you can paint plaid.

Because there is.

Classic dad there

We had a female dog we called b***h. Brother moved out, forgot, got a message from mother mentioning the b***h and was briefly shocked.

Anna & Elsa now living their best lives in the school playground 🐌

That probably also explains why your football supporters have such creative chants song loud and proud. We yanks can barely manage the "So good, so good, so good" line of Sweet Caroline

My Granny used to make the BEST fry ups! Her fried bread was like none other :)

tmi steve geez

You can laugh, I made sausage plait one night, my mother said ooh what's that, I said sausage wellington

Plenty of people get annoyed over your/you're, but I find quite/quiet almost as irritating.

Mother had life insurance and we couldn't figure out who would get the money bc she ruined the relationship with all family members. I got the money, really surprised.

Jenny, that looks absolutely delicious and everything on that plate has been served in the right proportions. Also, nice touch to see a gravy boat being used

Yeah, Adam.

Leave Caitlin alone, she's worried about her leaky driving instructor.

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Creme betweens just sounds dirty...

The instructor has dual controls and can apply the brake any time he wants.

Especially as both Extra and Express are lies in this context.

It's great. Saves you a decent amount.

As someone who travelled from Leeds to Swindon every school holiday I feel this poor train.

Back in 1974 I had my first lesson on a Monday and the instructor said, it's taking a few months to get a test date, apply straight away. Posted it first class, that day, reply arrived back on the Wednesday for my test on the Thursday. He took me out for an hour before the test at 11, passed and had my licence by 12. Before people are rude, no I didn't have a man walking in front of me with a flag!

He sounds like he's got his life sorted

For once in my life I got lucky and timed the pick-up of my old sofa and the delivery of my new sofa perfectly. What a day... I should have a tapestry of it made, with knights and bowman and all for no reason.

You have to in Australia, unless you like chocolate soup....

Well why don't you?

The tracker's an estimation, not a metal detector

in the uk kitchen water is from the mains supply but the bathroom is usually from a tank in the attic. they are different. this is why public bathrooms say not drinking water

1-24, obviously hours of the day.

They also can’t write British English! It’s mathS!

I would never have to warm my sausage roll up as when I buy my Greggs I've usually finished eating them before I've even left the store

This and the Silverstone GP on a Sunday afternoon with no work on Monday...heaven.

Fair comment

Rachel, if you're listening, trust me and cancel on those friends!!!!

Cindy Sember, Confess January.