50 Hilarious Tweets From Parents Who Aren’t Afraid To Tell It Like It Is (Best Of All Time)

This!

If it works, it works...

If only it really worked like this

Whenever my kids do this, I start by saying "mommy" at least 50 times, followed by an endless amount of requests. Works. Every. Time.

is that thing ventilated?

Do you feel bonita?

"Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!!"

savage mama

You should. It won't be long till your turn.

Parents just *shudder* then pick that nugget out and drink it anyway

Damn kid is mobile now - it was so much easier when it was a baby and dropped food everywhere for me!

Hilarious!

Kids come up with the wildest things, and it's always funny.

OUCH

Save this memory for your speech at his twenty-first or wedding.

There will be hell to pay when he finds out, also remember, he might be the one picking out your nursing home. 😂😂

Kids always find a way to communicate!

My mum has twin girls (my sis and I.) when we were 11 she moved us in with her new boyfriend, who had 3 boys aged 10, 11, and 13 and much stricter rules than we’d ever had growing up. Eventually had 5 hungry, grumpy teenagers at the same time in one house including two very b****y teenage girls who were mad at having to follow new strict weird house rules they didn’t grow up with. It wasn’t pretty.

The struggle is real.

May I also suggest "I don't know where she's been"

I'm not a mum but I will join you guys on this

This one's so sweet!

Great response.

Not sure how many but they should obviously be referred to as snowballs...

That's a valid concern.

Maybe because he has friends to play the toy truck with at daycare.

My kids love it when I do that with their Gummistiefel and Matschhose and then play as if the whole outfit is alive and walking on it‘s own. Highlight is that show dance where you stretch one leg in the air and then the other one and so on

this is very accurate 😂

The first pic looks like me in the morning

Cleaning out my parent's medicine cabinet, I found a bottle of mercurachrome from back in the 60s

It's her destiny to forget.

Less than three and they should not be allowed to publish at all but made to work in a daycare for a month

I have told this tale before on BP but I will tell it again: One day, before Kindergarten, my daughter who was then aged 3 or 4, screwed her eyes up and stared at me before asking "Are you wearing any make-up today, Mummy?" and I said "Yes, darling, I am wearing a little bit" (I was knackered). And she shot back with "You need more". Ouch!

I just spit my coffee all over the computer. Thanks. lol

Just hope it doesn't become a top 40 hit

Swords or pistols? If you are lucky he will choose Light sabers :)

I think there's a lot of confusion between 'invalid' and 'reasonable.' You don't have to agree that wanting the juice back in the orange makes sense to say something like, "I realize you're upset. Remember, when you're upset, you can... (insert whatever you want the kid to do to deal with frustration)." Adults also get frustrated and upset when the world doesn't work the way they want it to! The point of not 'invalidating' a kid's feelings is that there's no wrong emotion to have, but there are right and wrong ways to express it. And they hopefully become an adult who, for example, vents to a friend about their ex's new partner instead of keying their car.

Brilliant summation.

As a twin, thank you.

I don't understand how this isn't getting things done. That's a full weekend for me

the effort this is taking not to laugh and get in trouble for looking at this in class will break me.

The little foot prints!! 🥹

Same, kid. Except I'm more of a cat person.

My then 4 year old nephew once had a whole crowd of people looking for his imaginary chipmunk while his dad was coaching the hs basketball team. He's 50 this year, time to bring out the stories

why is it always like this for some reason 😂

You'd think the teen years were the sweet spot, but in actual fact, it's the worst of both worlds!

That's pretty much true universally.

My niece was a biter so I bit her back (laid my teeth very gently on her arm) and said every time you bite me I'm going to bite you, she was so shocked about how it felt, she never did it again.

Kids are drưgs??? I don't think they are... /s

"My dad can rip your Dad's arms off!" Also, That is one hellofa handsome Silverback.

Please tell me your wife's name is Karen

Sounds like she is learning from Bezos, or Musk.

"Hey! There's no allowance in these!"

I can't think of anything except how adorable he is, old man pose or not!

And no instructional manual. Not even a QR code.

Maybe you were a little vague on what a stranger means

Amen to that.

Yeah that would make me smile every day

Ah, that's so cute. Sometimes we forget how small they are and how much they need us when their personalities are so frickin big.

Exactly! It's hard not to take offence when your cooking, generally much appreciated by all, is turned down by someone who likes to drink his own bathwater.

My 11 year old loves salad.

I don’t think I’m brave enough to watch that

A family with boys makes me think of my favourite childhood book, The Great Piratical Rumbustification. My sister, who only has boys, confirms this. We have one of each with a bit of an age gap (4 years) and they cancel each other out mainly.

But when they finally learn there were only 48 they *will* wreak their revenge.

Life lesson. Yup.

start yelling at the cat instead. NO wait don't do that.