“Making Science Bad!”: 40 New Nerdy Posts Shared On This Page With 594k Followers
Interview With AuthorToday, we’re making an homage to our inner geek. The one that failed (or nailed!) science class in school and the one who’s still blown away by the belief that salt makes water boil faster (be careful with this one, since there are many ifs and buts). In fact, all of science is made of them.
So in order to dive deep into the fun, quirky and more light-hearted side of science and leave the arguing behind, we welcome you to our beloved corner of Instagram, “Bad Science Jokes.” With an audience of 594K followers, the page is your ultimate destination for nerdy jokes and memes.
Scroll down below for the newest batch and make sure to check out more of the best of the worst science jokes from the same account here and here.
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Basically every early naturalised. Birds? *spontaneous existance*. Fish? *spontaneous existence *. Eels? Actually they had a point with that one...
Penguins fly underwater. And can dive deep, holding their breathe a long time. Fish don't have to hold their breath. Penguins are truly awesome birds.
All your books huh? Is he an heir to a powerful throne?does he have shares in a powerful tech company? How's he gonna pay 3.5 million dollars worth of merchandise?
I'm old: Pluto is still a planet, the moon landing is THE space achievement of all time, and we'll never catalogue all of Earth's diverse species.
And caviar is the tastiest of animal fetuses we have tried so far.
Bc they feel like screaming. At least they aren’t judged. If I started my day screaming I would get judged. This is why I want a house with the closest neighbours being far far away so I can make as much noise as I want
My mom's neighbor had two pit bulls. She used to give them dog biscuits sometimes, with their owner's permission. One day my mom commented that the wild rabbits never came into the neighbor's yard when the dogs were out . She went on saying "They just know. Isn't nature wonderful?" I felt the need to point out that most rabbits aren't blind or deaf.
His conclusion: "Western influence on young stalactite's minds." :(
I will be doing this starting tomorrow morning because that is how long it will take me to figure out how to say ...Spine O sour us Egy pita crust ?
When it emerges from the water, you can see that it is wearing a Lacoste shirt, a tribute to the family business.
I love this librarian's sense of humor! This would make me think twice about eating in there, not joking.
I caught a nice snap of a seal last year. A little pup. Norfolk12-...65da3a.jpg
Seems to me that most meth/crank/speed/etc. addicts don't usually visit the dentist.
I make it a rule not to fight philosophers the beat you up then send you into exerstental dread. I'm on my fifth crisis this week.
Humans gave up their ability to birth fully developed young in exchange for our hips that allow us to walk and run on 2 legs (baby's skull would not fit through the birth canal if they gestated longer). The 3 month period after birth is called the "4th trimester" for this reason.
I recomend googling the video. It has changed my life. Not a day goes by that the this does not wreck an otherwise perfect bad mood.
The “dark side” of the moon is much thicker than the other side. It protects the earth from asteroid impacts by being in the way. That’s why it looks so ugly
You can copy paste an m and that would work fine also.. just saying..
It doesn't need to be perfect. Just good enough to get off the ground.
just gotta follow the page that this whole article is about. @bad_Science_jokes on instagram
Load More Replies...If anyone wants to make their day better and learn about chemicals in the brain after reading this science thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbFchFe1Nfo
Those three dots only give me the option to "report comment" - i'm using the BP app on my android phone if that makes a difference. Thanks for your reply! Have a lovely day. Xxx
just gotta follow the page that this whole article is about. @bad_Science_jokes on instagram
Load More Replies...If anyone wants to make their day better and learn about chemicals in the brain after reading this science thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbFchFe1Nfo
Those three dots only give me the option to "report comment" - i'm using the BP app on my android phone if that makes a difference. Thanks for your reply! Have a lovely day. Xxx
