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Today, we’re making an homage to our inner geek. The one that failed (or nailed!) science class in school and the one who’s still blown away by the belief that salt makes water boil faster (be careful with this one, since there are many ifs and buts). In fact, all of science is made of them.

So in order to dive deep into the fun, quirky and more light-hearted side of science and leave the arguing behind, we welcome you to our beloved corner of Instagram, “Bad Science Jokes.” With an audience of 594K followers, the page is your ultimate destination for nerdy jokes and memes.

Scroll down below for the newest batch and make sure to check out more of the best of the worst science jokes from the same account here and here.

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3 years ago

Why isn't it called "catlighting" in this instance?

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    3 years ago

    GUYS DOES THIS WORK I WANA TRY THIS

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    3 years ago

    Proving that I am not a robot is getting increasingly difficult.

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    3 years ago

    It doesn't?

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    3 years ago

    That’s a beautiful poem 🥲🥲

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    3 years ago

    i give the ice cream to the bigger number 😋

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    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago

    And never forget the faces of your enemies.

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago

    Dad is right

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    3 years ago

    Haha. Probably

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    Nea
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    3 years ago

    I have this constant thought about food. How many wrong things and preprations humans had to try before we found what we find edible.

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    3 years ago

    Basically every early naturalised. Birds? *spontaneous existance*. Fish? *spontaneous existence *. Eels? Actually they had a point with that one...

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    Sandy Kavanaugh
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    3 years ago

    Penguins fly underwater. And can dive deep, holding their breathe a long time. Fish don't have to hold their breath. Penguins are truly awesome birds.

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    3 years ago

    So, two wrongs DO make a right!!

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    Kris
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    3 years ago

    Damn it moon moon

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    Blue Mar
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    3 years ago

    That's why I developed technique : first attachment, later copy and very last- recipients. Saved me many times.

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    KJ
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    3 years ago

    It's one way to get rid of the creep.

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    max and the expresso
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    3 years ago (edited)

    All your books huh? Is he an heir to a powerful throne?does he have shares in a powerful tech company? How's he gonna pay 3.5 million dollars worth of merchandise?

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    Bailey W.
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    3 years ago

    Die Vorstellung wie nur Lisa/21 die Katastrophe in Jurassic Park überlebt, weil sie in Dino-Sprache um Gnade bitten kann..

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago

    French goats have that distinct R

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    Sandy Kavanaugh
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    3 years ago

    I'm old: Pluto is still a planet, the moon landing is THE space achievement of all time, and we'll never catalogue all of Earth's diverse species.

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    3 years ago

    And caviar is the tastiest of animal fetuses we have tried so far.

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    3 years ago

    I believe that Blobus Emoticonus is the Latin name

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    Nea
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Therefore always check the reference and/or citation to verify the validity of the claims made by these ‘scientists’.

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    3 years ago

    What? It just means bears and no bears?!

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    3 years ago

    Same

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    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago

    *rapturous applause*

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    3 years ago

    Bc they feel like screaming. At least they aren’t judged. If I started my day screaming I would get judged. This is why I want a house with the closest neighbours being far far away so I can make as much noise as I want

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    3 years ago

    Reminds me of that video where this random crow comes up to a dude and just says "f**k you" out of nowhere. Gotta love crows.

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    M Kawai
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    3 years ago

    I want that as a tattoo

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    3 years ago

    Or did doughnuts evolve to look like bats?

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    ginny weasley
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    3 years ago

    tour-of-th...5-jpeg.jpg tour-of-the-penguin-skeleton-636256789d0f5-jpeg.jpg

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    Snorkeldorf
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    3 years ago (edited)

    My mom's neighbor had two pit bulls. She used to give them dog biscuits sometimes, with their owner's permission. One day my mom commented that the wild rabbits never came into the neighbor's yard when the dogs were out . She went on saying "They just know. Isn't nature wonderful?" I felt the need to point out that most rabbits aren't blind or deaf.

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    3 years ago

    However, it is nevertheless and furthermore interesting.

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    3 years ago

    Looks like an impaled kangaroo.

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    JoJo Anisko
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    3 years ago

    That's like missing the broad side of the barn...from the inside.

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    Ricardo Ferreira
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    3 years ago

    His conclusion: "Western influence on young stalactite's minds." :(

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    Kathy Wright
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    3 years ago

    I will be doing this starting tomorrow morning because that is how long it will take me to figure out how to say ...Spine O sour us Egy pita crust ?

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago

    And it was quite mid-evil.

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago

    When it emerges from the water, you can see that it is wearing a Lacoste shirt, a tribute to the family business.

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    3 years ago

    WHERE IS THE BANANA FOR SCALE!!!!!!

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    B. Dahl
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    3 years ago

    Not many would read past the first part and choose 6 points. As the professor, I'd give those who picked 6 the 2 points and those who picked 2 the 6 points. Don't be greedy.

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    Emma Kilcup
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    3 years ago

    I love this librarian's sense of humor! This would make me think twice about eating in there, not joking.

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    Linda van der Pal
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    3 years ago

    I will call them rotatoes from now on!

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    3 years ago

    pfffft what???

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago

    I caught a nice snap of a seal last year. A little pup. Norfolk12-...65da3a.jpg Norfolk12-636245065da3a.jpg

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    Ricardo Ferreira
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    3 years ago

    But Earth is itself a gigantic rock!

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    M Kawai
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    3 years ago

    LOL, that sums it up for me

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    3 years ago

    I know but fake ones are easier to keep in the closet.

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago

    Seems to me that most meth/crank/speed/etc. addicts don't usually visit the dentist.

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    3 years ago

    -Hospital -Why?

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    3 years ago (edited)

    I make it a rule not to fight philosophers the beat you up then send you into exerstental dread. I'm on my fifth crisis this week.

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    Ricardo Ferreira
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    3 years ago

    My hopes for 2023 walking through the 2022 landscape

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    3 years ago

    *snorts* I love it

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    Emily M
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    3 years ago

    Humans gave up their ability to birth fully developed young in exchange for our hips that allow us to walk and run on 2 legs (baby's skull would not fit through the birth canal if they gestated longer). The 3 month period after birth is called the "4th trimester" for this reason.

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    3 years ago

    I recomend googling the video. It has changed my life. Not a day goes by that the this does not wreck an otherwise perfect bad mood.

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    Sandy Kavanaugh
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    3 years ago

    Much more eye catching!

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago

    This sounds like a pyramid scheme.

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    Introverted Panda (she/her)
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    3 years ago

    A raccoon in a funny hat had to exist... right?

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    Stardust she/her
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    The “dark side” of the moon is much thicker than the other side. It protects the earth from asteroid impacts by being in the way. That’s why it looks so ugly

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    3 years ago

    *snorts*

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    Chintan Shah
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    3 years ago

    You can copy paste an m and that would work fine also.. just saying..

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    indiecognition
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    3 years ago

    It doesn't need to be perfect. Just good enough to get off the ground.

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    indiecognition
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    3 years ago (edited)

    desTROYed

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    Alditekim
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    3 years ago

    But after it cooled down, it's called condensed milk.

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    Linda van der Pal
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    3 years ago

    So Gandalf was a shark?

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    3 years ago

    The single tear...

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