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The internet has given us many things, but perhaps its greatest gift is connecting us with genuinely funny people. Online, they get to share their hilarious observations with the whole world, and we get to sit back and enjoy them.

Naturally, one place where many of those jokes end up is X, formerly known as Twitter. Over the past month, we’ve been keeping a close eye on what people have been posting there and rounded up the ones that made us laugh the most. Scroll down to read through them, upvote your favorites, and hopefully find a few that put a smile on your face.

#1

A hilarious tweet from Cooper Lawrence about 50 Cent and Nickelback, inspired by Warm Spring Weather.

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Plentyofoomph
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3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bring One Dollar Short along and call the tour "55 cents overdrawn"

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    #3

    A humorous tweet about preferring tuna water over icebreakers. One of the Hilarious Tweets for Warm Spring Weather and Sunny Days.

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    sbj
    Community Member
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Team building activities should be banned, at every one I've had to attend has ended up with people resenting each other and the company more and I've even witnessed the best of friends falling out

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    #7

    A tweet from SweetMarie about adulting and cooking, one of many hilarious tweets inspired by warm spring weather.

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    V
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, it's Tuesday the 5th of May. There is only one option.

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    #9

    A viral tweet by Eden Dranger about becoming a man by unsubscribing from Joe Rogan's podcast, a hilarious tweet.

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    Plentyofoomph
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It honestly blows my mind that he has 100 subscribers let alone millions

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    #10

    A tweet by Kristy Tillman about a kindergarten registration. This funny tweet is one of many hilarious tweets inspired by warm spring weather.

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    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
    Community Member
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As with Roman legions, children are grouped in "cohorts"

    #12

    Hilarious tweet featuring a Realtor ad next to pregnancy tests. The ad reads, "Uh-oh, looks like you need another bedroom."

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    Lotekguy
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    2 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite juxtaposition is next to the Louisville Slugger bat factory, on a higher adjacent wall is a large image of a baseball shattering a window. That serendipitously located business is Kentucky Mirror and Glass.

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    #14

    A tweet from @niy2pretty saying, "idk if im pregnant or what but i been craving 3 million dollars so bad." One of many hilarious tweets.

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    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
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    3 days ago (edited)

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    Probably related to the tweet about investing $3M to earn $20k/month

    #15

    A funny tweet from femiiiiiii, expressing exhaustion despite 8 hours of sleep. One of many hilarious tweets.

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    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The curse of growing older. A toddler can be folded over in half and sleep so deep they don't even wake when someone picks them up and carries them some distance to a crib. I go to sleep in an expensive soft mattress with no interruptions and I hurt in the morning because "I slept wrong"?! How do you "Sleep Wrong"????!!!!

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    #16

    A tweet from Bob Janke, with a humorous statement about golf and hail, part of 64 Hilarious Tweets.

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    2 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste of time, effort and real estate! Ping pong balls would serve the purpose just as well, rendering golf superfluous since the 1880s.

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    #23

    A hilarious tweet by Thrilla the Gorilla about gas prices never exceeding $9.99 because signs only have three digits.

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    lightlywhispereddestruction
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to break the news, but they only had 2 digits when I was a child

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    #28

    A tweet from Mistress Dividend suggesting Costco require an awareness test for memberships, one of many hilarious tweets.

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    V
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bling bang bang, Bling bang bang, Bling bang bang born"

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    #33

    A tweet by @miwwmiu, showing one of many hilarious tweets inspired by Warm Spring Weather and Sunny Days.

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    Ipetmykitteh
    Community Member
    13 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make up really bizarre answers. At least then you can enjoy the interruptions imagining how bonkers she’d sound should she ever relay this knowledge to any other sane human.

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    #34

    A tweet from Jayne asks if anyone else reacts to books for fake cameras, offering hilarious insights for warm spring weather.

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    JinxBox
    Community Member
    56 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    European here asking why you have fake cameras in your room? We don't even have cameras in the library. Having one in someones own room makes zero sense to me? Did I just miss something? Are they imaginary cameras?

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    #37

    A tweet from @vocalcry saying they'll pretend a facelift is due to drinking water. Hilarious tweets about spring weather.

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    V
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the women in my family have always aged slowly looks-wise. Turns out it is a genetic condition that is responsible for all the health issues we are predisposed to, lol.

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    #45

    A tweet about attending Coachella 2026, featuring app icons for X and TikTok, inspiring hilarious tweets.

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    zatrisha
    Community Member
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These apps rot your brain.

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    #51

    A tweet from Sassy Hobbit, saying forgetting frozen chicken for dinner is a blessing, as they were craving pizza. Hilarious Tweets.

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    JinxBox
    Community Member
    50 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat real food people. I don't even own a freezer, since fresh food is an option.

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    #53

    A tweet from Katie Dey: "everything is folk music because folks be making the music". Hilarious tweets for warm spring weather.

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    Demdumpin
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should see my rock collection :)

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    #59

    A woman with a comically shocked expression, her arms wrapped around her head, reacting to a funny tweet. Hilarious tweets abound.

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    Phantom Phoenix
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    2 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Reddit post... Boy's mom: *visbly shocked* Uhm... no. He's autistic. He doesn't let just anyone near him. The last time he did that, it was to my sister, and she turned out to be pregnant. Anyway, I apologize on my son's behalf, bye now. Me: [image above]

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