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Being an adult means you don't have to explain sh*t to anyone or apologize when you're not feeling sorry. However, since society treats apologizing as a noble act and being unapologetic is frowned upon, we feel obligated to do so. And one way to stay moral and true to your beliefs is by adding sass to your apology.

For those situations when you don't feel like apologizing but "it would be a nice thing to do," funny apologies are ideal. Funny apology texts can be just as sincere but also get the point through. So if someone tries to make you feel guilty for being sensible, funny ways to apologize will get them humbled real quick. 

It takes a knack to craft the ideal apology that will be funny, honest, and effective but also won't leave the recipient in tears. Hence, to learn how to craft one, we've compiled the funniest apologies to take an example from. However, other than savage comebacks, below, you'll also find funny apology quotes you could use on cards, send to a friend you got into a silly argument with, or even use for cheeky Instagram captions.

So charge yourself with sassy energy and take a look at funny ways to say sorry we've compiled below. As always, upvote the best comebacks and replies, and send this article to a friend who finds it hard to say sorry and could use some help!

#1

61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It I promise to do a better job at hiding how much you annoy me.

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Mike Fitzpatrick
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3 years ago

No more eye-rolling!!

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    #2

    I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

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    Alfonsothenerdyalpaca
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ok. Time to burn this one into my memory.

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    #3

    I’m sorry I didn’t understand your point of view earlier, but now that I do, I still disagree.

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    3 years ago

    I'm sorry you ate so many lead paint chips as a kid. I will go get some crayons.

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    #4

    61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It Sometimes that hardest thing to do is to admit that I was right.

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    3 years ago

    I'm sorry, should I use smaller words?

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    #5

    I am sorry you broke your toe on the couch that didn’t move for 10 years.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago

    Damn that heavy as f**k couch for jumping out and breaking your toe.

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    #6

    I’m not just sorry, I’m Canadian sorry.

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    Sam Juan
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    3 years ago

    That's top tier sorry right there.

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    #7

    61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It Sorry for slapping you twice because I was not sure which face to slap.

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    lonely miso
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    3 years ago

    "I'm sorry for calling you ugly, but if you're going to be two faced at least make one side pretty."

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    #8

    I’m not sure what I did wrong, but I’m pretty good at pretending to be sorry about it.

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    Mike_The_Nike (He They)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    me too. Also good at faking sympathy!

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    #9

    Sorry we always get into fights about things you are totally wrong about.

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    #10

    61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It I'm sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

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    LizzieBoredom
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    3 years ago

    "You have the perfect spherically shaped head to pull off baldness".

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    #11

    Sorry I was late for work but I got stuck at NOT being at work and happy.

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    FantastiKitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I feel this one, but I don't think I'll use it.

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    #12

    I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended.

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    Roy Briggs
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    3 years ago

    Preemptive apology

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    #13

    61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It I apologize for what I said when I was hungry.

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    TheGoodBoi
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    3 years ago

    It's all good. We all get a little hangry sometimes

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    #14

    Sorry, I tripped and fell into some feelings. I brushed that stuff right away.

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    #15

    I apologize for not doing a better job at pretending to listening to you.

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    3 years ago (edited)

    I'm sorry, I was daydreaming I was somewhere else listening to something smart.

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    #16

    61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It I’m not exactly sure what I did wrong, but I’m pretty sure saying sorry will make it better.

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    meh

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    #17

    I was just being myself. Sorry for that!

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    KAM KAM
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You be sorry you!

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    #18

    61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It Sorry I couldn’t come up with a more in depth plot for not going out tonight.

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    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I have Netflix and pajamas on. How much deeper does a plot need to be?

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    #19

    Oh I'm sorry, did the truth hurt your feelings?

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "Make your words tender, you may one day have to eat them".

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    #20

    Sorry you don't understand how important I am.

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    Vermonta
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    mom?

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    #21

    One day you will look back at this fight and still be kinda mad about it.

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    Kurichfield the Drunk
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    And that I was right and you are still wrong.

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    #22

    61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It Sorry you failed to notice I was eating alone on purpose.

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    Kurichfield the Drunk
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I needed a break from this pain you've given me in my a*s

    #23

    I’m sorry I’m not sorry. Wait, no, that’s not what I meant to say.

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    ...or is it? Sorry, not sorry.

    #24

    I’m sorry, did I accidentally insult you or was that on purpose?

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    I have neither the crayons nor the patience to enlighten you.

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    #25

    61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It I’m sorry for saying sorry all the time – it’s like I’m trapped in a never-ending loop of regret.

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    Jan Dunn
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    3 years ago

    Apologize? Okay sure go ahead.

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    #26

    I’m sorry. In my defense, some babies were dropped on their heads. I was clearly thrown at a wall.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited)

    You could also say “I’m sorry. I forgot that some babies were dropped on their heads, and you were clearly thrown at a wall.”

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    #27

    Sorry to hear that day light saving is the only saving you have left.

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    LizzieBoredom
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    3 years ago

    Maybe it's just me, but some of these seem more mean than funny.

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    #28

    61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It Sorry my intelligence is to much for you.

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    Vermonta
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    3 years ago

    Irony. hope you're good with math

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    #29

    Sorry I am not acknowledging your imaginary crisis today.

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    3 years ago

    Sorry, your failure to plan does not constitute an emergency for me

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    #30

    Sorry your train is delayed making you late to a job you hate.

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    #31

    61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of my own stubbornness.

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    #32

    I’m sorry I’m not perfect, but I’m pretty good at being imperfect.

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This.

    #33

    I’m sorry I didn’t realize you were upset, but to be fair, your resting face looks pretty angry.

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    Vermonta
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    thank gods it doesn't look like yours though

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    #34

    61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It I’m not sure what I’m apologizing for, but I’ll say sorry anyways to get out of this awkward situation.

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    #35

    Sorry I threw your alarm clock in anger and even sorrier your alarm clock is your phone.

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    meh

    #36

    Sorry I made up the fact I am a great cook.

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    #37

    61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It Apologizing is like trying to fix a broken vase with super glue – sometimes it works, sometimes it makes a bigger mess.

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    fortune cookie? I know I saw this on a fortune cookie.

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    #38

    Saying sorry is like trying to catch a greased pig – it’s slippery and elusive, but you gotta keep trying.

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    #39

    Saying sorry is like trying to find Waldo in a sea of people – it’s not easy, but if you look hard enough, you’ll find him.

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    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That simile is do strained, it could be baby food

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    #40

    61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It I’m sorry I’m always sorry – it’s a reflex, like blinking or breathing.

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    Vermonta
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Buh Bye and good luck

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    #41

    I’m sorry for saying sorry so often – I need to switch to a more positive mantra, like ‘you got this’.

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    Vermonta
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    3 years ago

    True. If you hear it too much it becomes meaningless

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    #42

    I’m not sorry for being who I am, but I am sorry for the person I become after a few drinks.

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    Vermonta
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    then you need to find another source of mood altering if you couldn't handle those wine spritzers

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    #43

    61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It I’m sorry for apologizing too much, but I come from a long line of guilt-trippers.

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    #44

    Wait, am I the idiot?! I honestly can’t tell anymore.

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    Vermonta
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    In that case then yes,

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    #45

    I am sorry I got drunk and liked so many of your Instagram photos.

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Haha, if that's all you did, nothing to apologize for....

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    #46

    61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It I’m sorry for apologizing too frequently – I should probably start charging people for every sorry I say.

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    Matthew Park
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    3 years ago

    Yeesh these are all pretty fkn terrible, you know chatgpt sucks at jokes right.? I'm sure even your lameazz staff could come up with better ish than this fr.. at least proofread this stuff before blindly posting whatever this gpt generated nonsensical word salad trash is lol

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    #47

    I’m sorry for always apologizing – it’s like I’m apologizing for apologizing, and I don’t know how to stop.

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    Jan Dunn
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'm sorry for constantly apologizing it's not like I mean it.

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    #48

    I’m not sorry for being myself, but I am sorry for the people who have to play board games with me.

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    #49

    61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It I’m not sure what I’m apologizing for, but sorry seems like the polite thing to say.

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    #50

    I’m not sure what I’m apologizing for, but sorry is like a Swiss Army knife – it can fix almost anything.

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    no, you are thinking of duct tape.

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    #51

    I’m sorry for apologizing all the time, but it’s either that or constantly pointing out the flaws of others.

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    #52

    61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It I’m not sorry for being myself, but I am sorry for the people who have to hear me sing in the shower.

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    El Jay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'm sorry, I used to wish I could sing. Now I wish you could sing.

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    #53

    Sorry to hear your poor party was pretty bad.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago

    “Sorry to hear your pity party was pretty bad.”

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    #54

    Saying sorry is like a game of tag – no one wants to be ‘it’, but everyone takes turns.

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    #55

    61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It I’m sorry for apologizing so much, but I just can’t help myself – it’s like a nervous tic.

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    #56

    I’m sorry for always saying sorry – it’s like I’m stuck on autopilot, and I can’t find the off switch.

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    #57

    I’m sorry for apologizing incessantly – I think I need to take a break and go to apology rehab.

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    #58

    61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It I’m not sorry for being myself, but I am sorry for the people who have to sit next to me on a long flight.

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    Vermonta
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    are you a farter?

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    #59

    I’m sorry for saying sorry too much, but at least it’s not as bad as saying ‘um’ or ‘like’ all the time.

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    #60

    Are you still mad?

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    Roy Briggs
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    We're all a little mad here

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    #61

    61 Funny Apologies For When You Don't Actually Mean It I suck at apologies, so I got this card for you.

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