Funny Adult Memes To Have You Rolling On The Floor Laughing

Most of them ... OMG

You also have to buy your own kibble and pay your own vet bills

OMG that is so me. They do it on purpose so that we have to do through the whole store again and buy what we don't need or want.

That's me.

I should be sleeping / The early bird gets the worm / Lark Sparrow tomorrow

So true!

Can I join you ?

Hense the four day work week movement. A day of rest, a day of chores and a day to socialize. All things humans need to live a happy, healthy, productive life.

I don't like brand new ones cause they are a pain to bend and use

This one is hilarious.

Either at night or in the morning, both is not really a good schedule.....

You just need to run at 88 MpH ;)

Foshizzle!

front left is my fave

"You can be anything" was the biggest lie told to us.

100% that's how to do it.

This is seriously amazing, tho!!

Ha. Ha. Ha. Two weeks only? 😀 😀 😀

This is a FACT :-) I do it all the time .

Skip the workout.

Iktf.

The pressure is ON!

She just needed to get out of those 👠!

I will ask the entire comment section. Tell me your favorite dinosaur!? I'll go first, my favorite is a triceratops because Land Before Time. Your turn comment section!

This is not being an "adult adult", this is being a "they've just opened the cage" adult. Adult adults know what to eat because they can't afford to eat s**t anymore.

Me at 39: Damn, I wish I could afford that granite countertop.

LOL Telling my bf I'm going to bed and sleeping. One hour later, laying in bed curious about what's going on on FB knowing full well if I log on he'll see I'm awake.

Or you wait until you do all the chores so that you can sit with a book, but it's already 11 PM and you just fall asleep half through the page

I feel your pain, I have always had a problem with noise. Right now I have workmen drilling outside my flat for a whole 3 weeks, driving me crazy.

My bed. My kingdom. Go away!

Except one has an ending.

hahaahahha lol

Oy, don't mess with my tupperware.

Tapes were simpler to do, no computer skills necessary just ninja like reflexes for the start and end of songs...

Yeah. That's been happening lately.

It is more like... Work till you drop dead.

Hey!! Who's watching me??

"Why are you kids looking for me to do something?? I want my mum too!!" 🥺

All of the above and more :)

Oh gawd, I hurt myself sleeping last night!

No. Adulthood is better than childhood. Well, better than *my* childhood, anyway.

Ah, that magic moment they stop "popping" and one of them just goes CRUNCH instead.

Spot on!

My parents went out of their way to avert this because I was really shy as a kid and they didn’t want me to be unable to advocate for myself. They’d be like “hey, wanna do this cool fun grown-up thing?” And then whichever employee my preteen self dealt with was way nicer than the bullies at my school so the experience taught me that calling and making appointments was good. (And when I became a customer service employee myself, you wouldn’t worry so much about what employees think of you if you knew how seldom I did.)

Hey I mean you nearly finished a whole pizza by yourself! Positivity!

Don't grow up. It's a trap 😏

This is a perfect description

Do I at least get a lollipop? Pleeeeeeeeease?!! I came here all by myself and crossed the road and everything!

Feeling on top of the world! ... Then you get 10 more tasks because you just finished one.

It's a relief to pay the bills now. Get it paid and don't have to worry about it until next month. Now it's just worrying about being able to feed yourself until the next pay day and wondering what's wrong with forging for herbs on the side of the highway.

cant afford too just yet

Also, locate the bathrooms when entering a large public building

That is really funny :)

Oh screw that. I’m not conforming to the little idiots. No. Nope. Uh uh.

The best thing about childhood: the summer lasts forever. The best thing about adulthood: you have lots and lots of reading choices.

Day-drinking rocks! Should I have said that? Probably not. Never mind.

and then you pop the growth plate out of your wrist.... life was preparing me

Each year it gets easier

LOL I do it to myself, really.

Yes. Or not even life changing news, just quick intense meetings where we realize we're still the same people and we still love each other. And we support and advice each other, or just become an ear and a shoulder, whatever is needed. I do miss my friends. But life is so busy 😭... I'm always overwhelmed by the many things life requires of me.

Adulthood = the period when you realize your body isn't made of rubber and magic anymore.

Or being able to run at top speed for more than 5 seconds, without feeling like your entire chest would burst.

She looks very itchy-scratchy...

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unexplainable? come on...that pizza was your caloric intake for a week

It's unfortunate the don't have a "shut up" button.

The struggle is real...