40 Of The Best Pics From This Instagram Account That Is Dedicated To The Most Random, Absurd Or Ridiculous Signs

Dawn ;))) 3 years ago

Naw i think that theyre saying that gay couples are not destined to go to hell or whatever

23points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago

Poly =)

5points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

I do not think the pope would approve after all I'm selfish because I did not want kids. But I hope to hell he sees this!

0points

Tom 3 years ago

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The Sorrows of Mother LoveJoy 3 years ago

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Dave Smith 3 years ago

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Charlotte 3 years ago

I'm more surprised that he had 12 close friends in his thirties. Well, 11 close friends.

26points

Rissie 3 years ago (edited)

Oh no it was really 12 friends, the other ones weren't probably much different. Maybe 1 actual friend and the rest just tagging along because of his bio dad.

4points

Caro Caro 3 years ago

Yeah, and he never discriminated ! Never ever!

17points

Timmy Pillinger 3 years ago

Apart from wandering off from his parents just after his Bar Mitzvah and a wee riot in the temple.

9points

Daria B 3 years ago

Awww.... we all go through phases ♡ He was a punk, obviously ♡

7points

elSti 3 years ago (edited)

he died at 32 crucified on a cross. how is that just fine?

8points

Alex The Fanperson 3 years ago

I think they meant in the head lol

6points

Christoph 3 years ago

ZERO chance this sign is real - never ever would a RC church post this.

5points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

so explain why gay is “unnatural” again?

3points

Chuck daniels 3 years ago

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katekat_1 3 years ago

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/gay-penguins-hatch-egg-scli-intl-scn/index.html

-1point

Jo Choto 3 years ago

Well that's a positive message from an RC church.

2points

Birma Gustafsson 3 years ago

His mom did most of the work. For all intends and purposes she was a single mom, because skydad and earthdad were mysteriously missing most of the time. Skydad was only mentioned in passing, never visited, but of course, that might be because skydad was also Jesus - he was his own dad. Josef was the stepdad - it would be very weird listening in on the conversations Jesus and Josef had, when talking about realdad, which was Jesus himself! Oh well! Who said religion make sense?

1point

Jason ramirez 3 years ago

A progressive statement for the Catholic Church

1point

#2

College Bball Is Back In Full Force This Weekend 😠

Final score:

341points

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Munchkin 3 years ago

he looks like a mr.bean 2.0

115points

Cold Contagious 3 years ago

A ginger Bean.

10points

Margrete Sonnenberg 3 years ago

It makes the guy behind him look like a bobblehead

12points

Carrie Smith 3 years ago

The poor guy behind him is probably furious that he can't see any of the shots when this guy holds up his sign.

5points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

How the hell are players supposed to ignore that?

2points

Lori 3 years ago

Patrick Young seemed to have no trouble!

0points

SCP 504 3 years ago

He sees you when your sleeping…

2points

karl briggs 3 years ago

I bet the people attempting to watch behind him, also love his shenanigans.

1point

existn't 3 years ago

>:(

1point

Raena Celis 3 years ago

Lol! This is hella funny

1point

Dhairya Gupta 3 years ago

Player be like 'I am scared 😱 😨 '

1point

Margrete Sonnenberg 3 years ago

I was wondering why the guy face was so big and then realized its a cardboard cutout of his face.

1point

Avery August 1 year ago

He looks like Mr. Beans son.

0points

Nathan A Heflick, Ph.D., is currently a senior lecturer in psychology at the University of Lincoln in the United Kingdom. To understand absurdity, he says, we must first know what's a schema.

"A schema refers to people's expectations," he wrote in Psychology Today. "So for instance, one's schema for a card deck is that hearts are red, and spades are black. If you were to play with a deck with the colors reversed, this would disrupt your schemas."

Cognitively, schemas are important because they enable us to process and use a ton of information in the world very quickly with minimal effort and fuss. "To put this in perspective, imagine going some place entirely new where you have no idea what to expect. The sheer effort exerted in trying to function without your usual schemas would be exhausting."

#3

Who Do You Hate More? Comment For Pic 1, Like For Pic 2.

Final score:

335points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

uh oh...

48points

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

ahh nothing like dark humor first thing in the moring

6points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

this better be on purpose

3points

Jessica Gunn 3 years ago

Lol, that's cute

2points

Elaine Mattingly 3 years ago

Sense of humor intact.

1point

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

Just another one of those unstab guys ad!

1point

NO NO NO 3 years ago

More like the sign

0points

Clover 3 years ago

Ha Ha !

0points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

Perfect.

0points

HooowlAtTheMoon 3 years ago

i absolutely love this

0points

#4

@peta Can U Plz Investigate?

Final score:

305points

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Cold Contagious 3 years ago

So Jeremy tried to wear them and they didn't fit 🤔

54points

Vanta Black 3 years ago

No. You're only supposed to put condoms over a bell-end.

1point

Lukas-not-Luca (he/him) 3 years ago

Who's Jeremy? All I can think is Jeremy Heere from BMC and the joke that he's a dolphin... somehow I don't think that's what you're talking about.

1point

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

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Caro Caro 3 years ago

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phil blanque 3 years ago

The octopuses needed more .....armholes.

2points

Dhairya Gupta 3 years ago

How did they not fit Jeremy 😳

1point

debrina blackmoon 3 years ago

Nice nail colors!

0points

karl briggs 3 years ago (edited)

Should have tried the sizes in comparison to the presenters. James May, curly haired alpaca. Richard Hammond, an ant. Jeremy Clackson, elephant dung.

0points

Buren 3 years ago

Evaluate your size range, TopGear. Come on.

-1point

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

no s**t sherlock

-2points

Chris Mbuff 3 years ago

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#5

Well, I’ll Be Fooked Lad
tag Someone Who’s Slurpin’ On Irish Soup Today 🇨🇮🇨🇮

Final score:

278points

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Caro Caro 3 years ago

Ah yes, the favorite food group :D

59points

Persephone 3 years ago

Samsies! A cup or a bowl?? I'll take the bowl...

2points

Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago

It used to be the base of my food pyramid! 😂

2points

Abigail Hill 3 years ago

The 'five' basic food groups: beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard :) (hope ya'll get the reference)

1point

Henry Russell 3 years ago

so much better than the other food groups drink ten shots of water and try to move a wall you fail but drink ten shots of whiskey the wall moves its self

1point

Quinn 3 years ago

“Naturally refreshing”

2points

로희 3 years ago

Refreshing indeed~

2points

Michelle C 3 years ago

Gonna tell the cafeteria at my office building to look into this recipe

1point

MaddaPanda 3 years ago

Or as we call it: Monday lunch.

1point

Lovin' Life 3 years ago

I'll have a large please!

1point

Lingon 3 years ago

I'll take two, please.

1point

Uber Mensch 3 years ago

Rum: in sufficient quantities, what it doesn't cure, you don't care about.

0points

debrina blackmoon 3 years ago

RUM AND SCHNAPPS

0points

Micah 3 years ago

That reminds me of Todd Margaret (I think it was that show) when the soup of the day was bread.

0points

Science shows that we are motivated to maintain our existing schemas. For example, the meaning maintenance model by Steven Heine, Travis Proulx, and Kathleen Vohs, says that people's need for things to make sense (to be meaningful, and consistent with their schemas and expectations) is so strong that when it is disrupted, people act with increased efforts to restore their "meaning frameworks."

In one study Proulx and Heine exposed participants to a story written by Franz Kafka. The story starts out with a clear storyline (a doctor heading out to help with a child's tooth ache) and ends with a series of meaningless statements.

As Heflick pointed out, from the perspective of the meaning maintenance model, this should elicit an increased need to affirm and validate one's sources of meaning (one's schemas and expectations).

#6

@espn Which Episode Is This?

Final score:

278points

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eeeeeeeee 3 years ago

- You'd right be.

163points

𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋!(new account) 3 years ago

How the hell did I read "You'd right be" wrong too??😭

32points

Autumn 3 years ago

WAIT- WHAT IS HAPPENING

3points

existn't 3 years ago

kinda hmm sus

2points

Crystal Spencer 3 years ago

Same

2points

NO NO NO 3 years ago

No It’s Be you right

0points

Wilf 3 years ago

Yuo can raed tihs snectnece prfeclty wlel destipe all teh wrods bieng selpled iorlrctnecy, bceuase we d'not jsut raed the ltrtes but aslo look at teh oevlarl shpae of the wrdos too.

24points

Raven DeathShade 3 years ago

I hate you. Have my upvote.

6points

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

what the f**k.yeh you get an upvote my man

2points

Vicky Z 3 years ago (edited)

We wouldn't be able to read it though if the first and last letter of each word was not in the correct order!

1point

Autumn 3 years ago

Yeah, it’s confusing as heck but I can read it

1point

LoveLive Laugh 3 years ago

Wow

1point

AzKhaleesi 3 years ago

Son of a b-

5points

GaeFrog 3 years ago

My dyslexia just had a stroke

3points

GoodWolf 3 years ago

I did.

3points

Caro Caro 3 years ago

So did I. Hey, it's monday :)

2points

Coco 3 years ago

Lol https://www.pinterest.com/pin/475270566928105066

1point

Ɔ~ã~Ⓡ~ș~Ȭ~ɴ 3 years ago

ummm....sir...you're not allowed to do that😰😭🤣

1point

Micah<3 3 years ago

I might be one of the few that didn't lol

0points

Maria Mendez 3 years ago

Aw, sh*t!

0points

S A GOULD 3 years ago

The brain has to make sense of more things faster. we don't have the luxury of time. Things have to make sense or they don't. which is why deliberate deception works most of the time.

0points

#7

Oh Taco Shells? Yea They’re Halfway Down Aisle Juan On The Right

Final score:

261points

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Munchkin 3 years ago

Juan Juan... WE NEED TACOS

69points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

It will probably be 25 min too late!

1point

IDK_Something 3 years ago

Now call 8 more!

0points

Joe Latimer 3 years ago

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Miguel Laric 3 years ago

Surprised no one's complaining that this is ethnically offensive. I'm Mexican and laughed.

8points

xolitaire 3 years ago

because it's not offensive? Maybe to dudes named Juan who now get a lot of phone calls, but aside from that...

3points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

How have two people missed the 9 before the Juan Juan (so, like 9-1-1, is this complicated??)

7points

Munchkin 3 years ago

I told Joe Latimer, no it's not complicated at all that was literally the joke

0points

Ploploplop 3 years ago

"I hate tacos!" Said no Juan ever.

4points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

Not as absurd as this. juan-horse...09c721.jpg

4points

redties_and_blackparades 3 years ago

THIS MEME I CAN’T. THIS WAS LITERALLY 7TH GRADE FOR ME SUMMED UP IN A NUTSHELL

0points

D K 3 years ago

*snort*

1point

Peter Thielen 3 years ago

Breaker breaker Juan 9

1point

Amanda Hunter 3 years ago

Love it, very witty!

0points

Josurf 3 years ago

...or nein Juan Juan...

0points

Jason 3 years ago

Juan Houston, we have a problem.

0points

#8

There’s An 11/10 Chance This Guy Has A “Hillary For Prison” Sticker On His 1993 Camaro

Final score:

232points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

Stupid morans.

143points

Rissie 3 years ago

They is the worst.

25points

Anne Edwards 3 years ago

So nasty. I know the Morans and they are a lovely family, quite clever too.

8points

Supa79 (He/him) 3 years ago

Bro have you seen the picture of the protester holding up a sign that says “I know more than the scietists”? Read that again. One more time. Notice anything wrong there? And no I didn’t make a typo that’s literally what it said

6points

Cold Contagious 3 years ago (edited)

It certainly takes one to know one, right... Especially in his case.

2points

Celtic Pirate Queen 3 years ago

I love this because my ex's last name was Moran. And yeah - he & his entire family were stupid beyond belief. (I'll admit, not the most intelligent time of my life either).

0points

debrina blackmoon 3 years ago (edited)

Yes...get your s**t together, MORANS!

0points

Charlotte 3 years ago

THEY TUUK ERRR JERRRBS!!

22points

Supa79 (He/him) 3 years ago

DER JERBZ! DEY TURK THERM! GERV ‘ERM BERK! GERV MER MY JERB BERK! EEEEERRRRGHHH

3points

LeeBreezy 3 years ago

TUURRK DE JEEERRRRBBB

0points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago

DE TERK ER DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

0points

Paul C. 3 years ago

He needs a Brian. :-)

16points

Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

Don't worry, I'm sure he has no ragrets. 😉

15points

Leeds Lass 3 years ago

or regerts.....

5points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago

“Get a brain morans” is the MAGA motto

6points

Chuck daniels 3 years ago (edited)

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Katy McMouse Premium 3 years ago

"A" for assole, "A" for morAns. Same diff.

5points

karl briggs 3 years ago

'Merica, f**k yeah!!!

4points

Caro Caro 3 years ago

Brainmorans: chocolate covered cerebbralls ;)

4points

tuzdayschild 3 years ago

The Morans are doing the best they can.

3points

Eb 3 years ago

What's he got against Irish people?

3points

#9

Catching Up With Fam At Easter Like...

Final score:

230points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Ssdd but politer

27points

Jackie Lulu 3 years ago

Another example of the importance of punctuation.

4points

An Unpopular Opinion. 3 years ago

I've stared at this for so long and I still don't get it. Could someone explain?

3points

Bexxxxx 3 years ago (edited)

People use “Jesus Christ!” as a frustrated exclamation sometimes (such as, “Jesus Christ, work was hard today!”) So it sounds like this sign is someone replying grumpily, “Jesus Christ, the same yesterday, today and forever! 😠” hope that helps!

5points

An Unpopular Opinion. 3 years ago

Wait a seconddd

0points

Jeja 3 years ago

Jesus Christ is the same as He was yesterday, today and He will be the same tomorrow. Like for praying to Him. When someone asks you how work is going, someone might say "Jesus Christ ! " Work is the same as it was yesterday, the same today and will be the same tomorrow. I added a few words to help you understand.

-1point

William Y 3 years ago

Still dead. Yesterday, today, and forever

2points

NO NO NO 3 years ago

Huh

0points

Analyn Lahr 3 years ago

😂

0points

Tom Bolton 3 years ago

Shouldn't there be a colon in there?

0points

Miss Frankfurter 3 years ago

Missing an exclamation mark between 2nd and third word.

0points

Dolly_of TheCowboy 3 years ago

Ahh yes in the times BC (before covid) it was much different

0points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

Did they not forget the Almighty!

-1point

And in the study, this occurred through an increased ability to learn a new language. Specifically, participants were exposed to a list of digits and then were more likely to detect patterns in a made-up grammar system when they had just read the absurd, meaninglessness story by Kafka.

"Put differently, when people had their schema threatened by reading something that did not make sense, they responded with an increased capacity to learn," Heflick explained.

#10

Weed Gummies Are Definitely Fine Tho

Final score:

220points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

Dammit... The fact that they had to put up this sign is just sad

118points

Tom Bolton 3 years ago

I don't know about that, just the thought of it brings a smile to my face.

3points

Rissie 3 years ago (edited)

They might have a problem with certain weeds or mushrooms growing... I mean. Unless you have a large group of people doing this seperately (and a bison needs quite a bit to be affected), or one person doing it many times, how would you notice and do blood work to confirm? The more logical explanation seems to be the fact that it's outdoors and s**t grows everywhere and that's how they gain access to it.

3points

Matthew Coughlin 3 years ago

Ya weed is way to expensive to waist it on a bison. Thank you very much. It's like parents worried someone is going to hand out weed candyto their kids. Like that's for the cool parents who come to the door with their kids.

1point

Marco Hub-Dub 3 years ago

This is the bison paddock in Golden Gate Park, which is in San Francisco, which is in California.

11points

D K 3 years ago

I can confirm this

0points

Id row 3 years ago

I'll just Florida's contribution here. dont-feed-...0f0cc6.jpg

10points

Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago

Don't give Florida Man any ideas, you fools!

1point

Marcellus II 3 years ago

If there's one animal besides the sloth that naturally looks 100% stoned, it's the bison.

8points

I I 3 years ago

who the fck wants a two ton bison tripping ?

7points

Anne Edwards 3 years ago

Another two ton bison?

1point

Cold Contagious 3 years ago

We're still combing through their droppings for the last guy that ate shrooms with them.

2points

Sawyer Kidder 3 years ago

I’m from colorado, this is definitely from there

1point

Madzdad the Bard 3 years ago

Yeah good idea not to let 2500 pounds of anger start to smell the color nine!

1point

Sir Tarsier 3 years ago

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1point

Melissa McGuire Premium 3 years ago

Probably! Poor bison...

0points

#11

There’s Zero Shot @boilerball Loses Tonight With This Guy In The Stands #sportsignsaturday

Final score:

214points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

Awh, thats just mean :(

91points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

Proves a point about stupid signs at events though

25points

ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣_𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕 3 years ago

I suspect that guy is proud of being a jerk.

7points

John Montgomery 3 years ago

And the guy behind him who doesn't look happy does look like Sheldon.

3points

tmw 3 years ago

dude's picking his nose.

2points

Miss Frankfurter 3 years ago

Speaking as a short person for whom being unable to see at a lot of different events, movies, theater etc. , not for long!

2points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

ok that’s funny but…….the guy behind you paid for a ticket

1point

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

d**k move man

1point

jmdirks 3 years ago

photo shopped

0points

NO NO NO 3 years ago

YOU DUMB-

0points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

Makes you sound hopeful!

0points

#12

There’s Zero Fucking Chance I Watch This Movie Without Tortillas

Final score:

209points

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KitFrey 3 years ago

They don't want to taco 'bout it

153points

Maya Forbes 3 years ago

Quick! Call nine juan juan

37points

WiTchY_WoMaN 3 years ago

Cause it's nacho business

13points

Supa79 (He/him) 3 years ago

Hahahaha

3points

Hulkfreeze 3 years ago (edited)

Your comment reminded me of this XD (a wholesome joke) https://youtu.be/0A8nEfYmmtM

1point

indiecognition 3 years ago

This is what happens when people flauta the rules

10points

lucygoosey0903 3 years ago

Not after what happened last time....*shudder*

5points

Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

*crunch* Guard: this is nacho day...either get out or taco long walk off a short pier

5points

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

probally casue they remind them of Bruno..and we don't talk about him

4points

Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago

It was our wedding day...

2points

HooowlAtTheMoon 3 years ago

what happened to make this sign necessary

4points

Erica Ventura 3 years ago

Until recently, UC Santa Barbara students had a tradition of throwing tortillas onto the field during soccer games. It's been banned due to the mess, the massive wastefulness of food, and the racist undertones. Glad it's over...

0points

Dhairya Gupta 3 years ago

Guards after finding a person , takes their tortilla and secretly eat it . 🍴

2points

Vasana Phong 3 years ago (edited)

Hmmm, I wonder how it got to this point

1point

Cindy Barker 3 years ago

I want to know the story behind this one lol

0points

NO NO NO 3 years ago

Did you mean tortoise? Because You are shaming tortilla people

0points

#13

@drphil Can You Help Locate One Of These Species?

Final score:

204points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Finally, a place where I belong

157points

Lovin' Life 3 years ago

As do I!

7points

Jode Mode 3 years ago

Lauren- I just choked on my cookie!

2points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

I'm commin home -finally found someplace where children can reproduce themselves!

1point

Hulkfreeze 3 years ago

Lol 😂

1point

Wang Zhuang 3 years ago

I hope those kids are getting the help and attention they need. It must be hard being a disabled, elderly and pregnant child.

42points

Lovin' Life 3 years ago

Thanks for the chuckle!

3points

Shuntekia Byrd-Haynes 3 years ago (edited)

Well that's a heck of a combination!!!! How are you an elderly child???🤔🤔🤔

16points

Truth Monster 3 years ago

when you are the kind of person that uses "adulting" as an activity descriptor.

9points

Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago

Someone drew a picture of what said "disabled elderly pregnant children" would look like: b90-621d44...9a73b4.jpg

12points

cj be like 1 year ago

AHAHAHAH what is this

0points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

Commas are not complicated...well, I thought they weren't...

6points

Nunya Business 3 years ago

That's very specific.

4points

Ogre Juan Canolli 3 years ago

Pregnant Children ??

3points

Unnamed Panda 3 years ago

Yeah, Texas doesn’t care about them.

3points

Julie Harden 3 years ago

The disabled elderly pregnant children population have been underserved for so long.

2points

Samantha Mix 3 years ago

Those poor children 😥

2points

Dhairya Gupta 3 years ago

How do children get pregnant 🤔

2points

Hellish.to.some.extent 3 years ago

Ummmmm. Yep, that's all I'm going to say-

1point

The psychologist said this research has several interesting implications. "For starters, schemas serve many useful functions. But, when schemas are broken, they increase learning. So, presumably, people need to overcome their natural tendency to protect their schemas to maximize their ability to learn."

In practical terms, this could suggest that when people isolate themselves from outside information to protect their schemas (such as only watching or reading things that verify their views), they hinder not only their ability to learn about other perspectives (through a lack of information) but also their ability to learn anything novel or different.

So when you think about it, the folks behind these signs are actually doing a public service. They're increasing everyone's desire and ability to learn. I know, it sounds like a stretch, but science says so!

#14

#leavingneverland Vibes

Final score:

202points

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KitFrey 3 years ago

WHY DID THEY HAVE TO PUT THAT UP

135points

Robin Roper 3 years ago

Because some people are Morans

15points

Rissie 3 years ago

Because it's fake?

13points

Anthony Roberts 3 years ago

It's a joke from a book, calm down

7points

Louloubelle 3 years ago

Why do you have to tell people not to shake babies? Same reason.

4points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago

https://www.boredpanda.com/medical-professionals-misconception-body-reddit/ Read this post and you will find the answer.

2points

NO NO NO 3 years ago

Because people are dumb sometimes

0points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

Same reason they put instructions on shampoo!

0points

Anne Edwards 3 years ago

Well, they'd only do it once.

0points

Stephanie A Mutti 3 years ago

I feel like that's a teachable moment to whomever tries the 2nd way.

0points

existn't 3 years ago

because ass

0points

Lingon 3 years ago

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Bean 3 years ago

This is from a satirical book - not a genuine sign

13points

SykesDaMan 3 years ago

Well, BoredPanda "writers" gotta fill up the pages, right?

6points

Jake stenhouse 3 years ago

Hey, who hasn’t left their car keys in an odd place?

5points

JoeShmoeDeLaKokomoe 3 years ago

Oop...

0points

Mark Johansen 3 years ago

You'd think that if someone did this wrong once, they'd figure it out.

1point

phil blanque 3 years ago

No worries...natural selection will take care of this....But wait, they have already procreated? Damn, another missed opportunity.

1point

Amanda Hunter 3 years ago

If you're that dumb you had no business having a child.

0points

April Stephens 3 years ago

My childbirth class teacher called the method shown on the right "the dipstick method."

0points

Joy 3 years ago

Omg

0points

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

Babies can be a handful

0points

Do_You_Think_I_Give_A_Tortilla 3 years ago

Thank goddess they put that sign in! Whew! 😅

0points

#15

Can I Please Speak To A Translator?

Final score:

199points

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Nathaniel 3 years ago

I'm fine officer, I've been doing vodka shots.

73points

Caro Caro 3 years ago

After vodka, driving wonka :D

27points

Cold Contagious 3 years ago

Driving risky, will get you cellmates that may be frisky.

9points

Lovin' Life 3 years ago (edited)

Cellmate that are frisky may be a little risky.

2points

Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

8points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

only 3? takes me 6, but then I am basically an alcoholic, so there's that.

1point

Angelar 3 years ago

I just pictured a dozen border roads organisation members sweating over this

5points

The Penguin Bandit 3 years ago

Get rid of all other "don't drink and drive" signs immediately and put this one up everywhere! It's awesome!

2points

Leslie 3 years ago

Drinking rum, kiss me bum.

1point

Monkey Spunk 3 years ago

After wine, driving fine.

1point

Serial pacifist 3 years ago

After beer, let someone else steer.

1point

Dhairya Gupta 3 years ago

I amasking the government to put it everywhere

1point

thEBOrdeSTpaNDA 3 years ago

after driving whisky risky

0points

#16

Fuck Me Up With Some @levis

Final score:

183points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Mackelmore bought mine

77points

Plontest 3 years ago

Really? Did he? I refuse to believe a Grammy- nominated rapper/musician such as micklemore would do such a thign. Are u lying to me Lauren?? 😡😡🤬

2points

Ayisa 3 years ago (edited)

why buy from here when you can get clothes for free? no for real, ask your grandpa, can I have his hand-me-downs?

10points

Rylee Evergreen 3 years ago

I see what you did there XD

1point

Sam rice 3 years ago

Only got $20 in my pocket..

6points

Crystal Spencer 3 years ago

I bought a skeet blanket, then I bought a knee board.

6points

ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣_𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕 3 years ago

Did you say "skeet blanket," lol.

2points

Eagle Girl 3 years ago

...I'm in this big a$$ coat from that thrift shop down the road..

4points

Anne Edwards 3 years ago

But poor Granddad running around without his clothes.

4points

Alex The Fanperson 3 years ago

I'm more worried about "youth ranch"

4points

Bobbie Meyers 3 years ago

It's a place for at risk youth, these thrift stores fund it.

1point

Angelar 3 years ago

That sounds like legit vintage. I'm in.

4points

Jessica Cifelli 3 years ago

Do you have flannel zebra jammies? A onesie with the socks?

3points

Rand0m_Cat 3 years ago

I went hunting and I found a come-up.

2points

#17

This Is Not Funny

Final score:

176points

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Caro Caro 3 years ago

Put a comma after the word door and even that makes more sense :D

64points

Adam Zad 3 years ago

"If door, doesn't close properly"?

10points

Andy Acceber 3 years ago

You must have to tickle it in just the right way.

16points

Caro Caro 3 years ago

Oooooh sounds a little uhm ... kinky?

4points

Eva the Egg 3 years ago

Why does that look like something out of a horror movie tho

11points

Cold Contagious 3 years ago

It's Dr. Giggles' fridge.

5points

Nathaniel 3 years ago

Giggity.

7points

alex mitchell 3 years ago

Came here to say this

0points

David Brown 3 years ago

I don't think laughing at the doorknob is going to get you anywhere.

5points

purple zebra 3 years ago

You can’t know for sure until you try it

0points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

Tee-hee-hee. Is it good now?

2points

MetaMaxNL 3 years ago

how do you do that?? tickle it??

1point

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

hheheheheheheh...is it working?

1point

Carrie Smith 3 years ago (edited)

Tickle tickle, you kn0b.

1point

Vinay Pai 3 years ago

Tell it a "knock knock" joke.

1point

Interestingly, Rebecca Schwarzlose, a cognitive neuroscientist researching brain and cognitive development at Washington University in Saint Louis, says missing the point is part of human nature.

"You perceive only a small fraction of the energy and information buzzing all around you," Schwarzlose wrote. "Much of that ... information goes unseen and unfelt because your body lacks the capacity to detect it. Whereas birds can see ultraviolet light, snakes can see infrared light, insects can see the polarization of light, mice can hear ultrasonic frequencies, and electric fishes can detect faint electric signals with their skin, you can do none of these things because your eyes, skin, and ears lack the cellular machinery that would allow you to detect them."

#18

#marchmadness Vibezzzz

Final score:

163points

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Munchkin 3 years ago

this is probably the one that people will notice though

58points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

Don't feel bad there's nothing else worth reading on the others either!

2points

David Brown 3 years ago

Honesty is the best policy😜!

7points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago

Couldn’t think of an apostrophe, I see.

6points

Buren 3 years ago

Prove that peer pressure exists

2points

Subrata Pradhan 3 years ago

Honest he is.

1point

PixxelDust 3 years ago

further to the right, two signs are positioned unfortunately and it looks like a dong

0points

Rita Gilbert 3 years ago

you cna see a penis in a sign

0points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

i mean at least we know now

0points

William Y 3 years ago

We've all been there

0points

elfin Premium 3 years ago

He left out the apostrophe.

0points

#19

Looks Fine To Me

Final score:

160points

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Pearlkp 3 years ago

But....what about that wheelchair going down the stairs??!!

157points

Marcellus II 3 years ago

What's wrong? Its more realistic than the chair going up the stairs, if that's what you're thinking.

22points

Jake stenhouse 3 years ago

I’m more concerned about the guy moonwalking up the stairs

18points

Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

Don't worry, the pedestrian is on his way to save him..

12points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Gravity.

8points

Vinay Pai 3 years ago

He's going up, backwards. He's doing it right :D

4points

Mark Howell 3 years ago

Owner goes weeeeeeeeee ))

3points

elfin Premium 3 years ago

Wheelchair can go down stairs quite easily. Though perhaps not all the way down.

1point

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

To paraphrase _ I thinks it's going to be a bumpy ride!

0points

Dhairya Gupta 3 years ago

The wheelchair going down the stairs be Like ' you don't know how dangerous life is ...

4points

tuzdayschild 3 years ago

sort of

1point

kathryn stretton 3 years ago

Speak it, but not write it.

1point

Sharon Vaughn 3 years ago

Maybe you can "spik" it, but you certainly cannot "spel" it.

0points

purple zebra 3 years ago

Is it so hard to use google translate?

0points

existn't 3 years ago

fzn msligudhtkgjdetn,fmgtrbghdrbkndr,gn frj,nvb d,sfjnvslkfvnlsgn vsjgv\

0points

existn't 3 years ago

that is verry proopr english

0points

The Sorrows of Mother LoveJoy 3 years ago

Appearently they r both going up the stairs backward.

0points

#20

Serious Question: How Many Heater Dumps Have Been Dropped In This Display Toilet? I Am In Contact With IKEA And The Closest One Will Receive A Life’s Supply Of Hershey’s Kisses #charlieandthechocolatefactory

Final score:

155points

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Caro Caro 3 years ago (edited)

I was at the store ordering a new bathroom and kitchen for my mum. The salesrep told me that it happens a lot, kids calling "mummy, I'm done". HAHAHA

87points

Rissie 3 years ago

I am sad to say that even adults use it if you don't pour concrete into it (at IKEA Amsterdam).

23points

KitFrey 3 years ago (edited)

I hate that they had to put that sign up

9points

gerry.garh 3 years ago

3D brings a whole new dimension to those advertences... MrPeanutbu...d442f9.jpg

4points

Mike Power 3 years ago

Advertence 🤣

1point

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

then why is it in a bathroom like environment

2points

Mya Lugar 3 years ago

Kids who would use it can't read yet.

1point

Eva the Egg 3 years ago

Its the fact that they had to put that up

1point

Maryanna Baldridge 3 years ago

What smart staff member put that sticker on? Genius!

0points

NO NO NO 3 years ago

Ducking bish

0points

We stand with ukraine! 3 years ago

Oh, ok!

0points

Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago

The IKEA near me has these signs on their display toilets, although they're on the inside in a thick sheet of clear plastic. I really don't want to know what made them have to put up a sign.

0points

Schwarzlose said territory in our brain is much like Manhattan real estate. It's both finite and expensive.

"Brains evolve and develop to make the most of that modest terrain. Your brain maps are distorted to save energy and space. And these distortions, in turn, distort how you perceive your world," she said.

Consider your sense of sight for a second. You can see far more detail at your center of gaze, or where you are looking at any given moment, than out of the corner of your eye.

#21

Quan Doesn’t Fuck Around

Final score:

149points

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Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

No fartin' car..

35points

Serial pacifist 3 years ago

The notorious 2020 fart ban. It hit the seniors hard.

10points

Ogre Juan Canolli 3 years ago

Not A Gas Powered Vehicle

2points

The Sorrows of Mother LoveJoy 3 years ago

I thot cars run on gas🤔

2points

Carrie Smith 3 years ago

How else is the car going to move without gas?

2points

tuzdayschild 3 years ago

then where did fart go?

1point

Lovin' Life 3 years ago

Better out than in.

1point

Betsy Steinhart 3 years ago

for fart oo long

0points

Joy 3 years ago

Oops not me

0points

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

But s**t happens

0points

#22

Alright Thom...

Final score:

140points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago

Starbucks vs Plastic straws

37points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

Well just suck it up! and go on with your day!

1point

Lucky 3 years ago

Now I know why it broke the camel`s back!

7points

Nunya Business 3 years ago

And the biggest, too!

2points

Lovin' Life 3 years ago

YYYAAAAYYY, no more straws!

1point

Timmy Pillinger 3 years ago

Wasn't he home secretary in the Blair government

1point

Plontest 3 years ago

IDK

1point

existn't 3 years ago

m ./, mfyj m jm fjhnh nf hnf hgn gn gh ngh ngh nh gnf h h dg sf vf bdfb dgbd gbgbdbg b gb fgb dn hmd y y thndgb

0points

Plontest 3 years ago

Facts

0points

Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

*angry Morla sounds*

0points

#23

Absurdsigns

Final score:

138points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

Be careful of pissing planes

163points

Lovin' Life 3 years ago

Thanks for the giggle this morning, Eva the Egg. Cute!☺

13points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago (edited)

god i hate it when planes piss on me!!! so annoying 😡😡 edit: quit being a d**k plontest

5points

MetaMaxNL 3 years ago

This made the post so much more funny!!! 😂😂👍

2points

Anne Edwards 3 years ago

I was torn between planes and pregnant, cranky bears napping.

1point

Cyndielouwhoo 3 years ago

Or a catching your plane on a super tall antenna from a passing car

1point

debrina blackmoon 3 years ago

Yeah, it's bad enough having birdshit on your car.

0points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

Is car paint piss proof - I really want to know! (not)

0points

NO NO NO 3 years ago

Maybe it’s Diarrhea

-3points

Plontest 3 years ago

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Michelle Gosney 3 years ago

Am I the only one who sees a man vomiting?

8points

Bruce Hochstetler 3 years ago

Yes, with an erection

2points

alex mitchell 3 years ago

... and Calvin grew up to be a pilot

6points

Buren 3 years ago

Caution: projectile shitty plane

6points

Vinay Pai 3 years ago

As if pigeons weren't enough

5points

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! 3 years ago

A plane's going to pee on my car?

3points

Memaw Mitch 3 years ago

When hit by a car, kangaroos can fly higher than they can jump.

2points

SCP 504 3 years ago

Not my nonexistent car!

1point

Amanda Hunter 3 years ago

That looks like an aroused guy vomiting on a car.

0points

William Y 3 years ago

You may encounter unintentional drone attacks while driving to your parents for the holidays

0points

"Ideally, you would be able to see things equally well out of the corner of your eye as you do at your center of gaze. But you need more neurons, and more connections between those neurons, to represent fine details," Schwarzlose said.

"In order to see equally well in your visual periphery as you do at your center of gaze, the visual maps in your brain would have to be thirteen times larger. If this change sounds innocuous, think again. It would make your visual brain maps alone too large to fit inside your skull. And that would leave no room for the brain maps you rely upon to hear, feel, and move."

#24

Say No More Fam

Final score:

137points

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Shuntekia Byrd-Haynes 3 years ago

Is this a one time deal or for life......lol

47points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

What the sign is really saying is "Somebody Please buy this Dump!"

-2points

Adam Zad 3 years ago

Buy a $650,000 pizza, get a house for free!

6points

The Penguin Bandit 3 years ago

This would totally work on me

4points

elysse stands with the ukraine 3 years ago

Shut up and take my money!

2points

phil blanque 3 years ago

Yeah, but what if the financing of the pizza falls through? Or the pizza fails inspection.

2points

Bazinga 3 years ago

Honey I brought lunch!

1point

hi myself 3 years ago

Hey honey, you sure you wanna buy the- PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA!!!!

1point

Carrie Smith 3 years ago

Is it a pizza thrown up on the roof like in Breaking Bad and I just get to deal with it? So it's free for me?

1point

lucygoosey0903 3 years ago

"Hey I bought the house, where's dat pizza?"

1point

Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

I'll take two then..

1point

#25

Sign Me Up For A Big Mac Trish

Final score:

129points

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eeeeeeeee 3 years ago

Wow, that ass opens early!

76points

Cold Contagious 3 years ago

Half past the crack of dawn.

35points

Catarina 3 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

1point

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

Early bird gets the worm

0points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

What does it mean sports and outdoors, where I live my ass will get very cold at 6AM!

0points

Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

It's a billboard outside the town of Yass, in Australia.

7points

party marty 3 years ago

Open 5 am for u

6points

party marty 3 years ago

Oh crap

5points

Duncan 3 years ago

As someone from Australia, I just see there is a McDonalds at Yass.

4points

Bisexual Tiger 3 years ago

put a space after the my...

0points

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

oh they knew perfectly well what they were doing

4points

Dolly_of TheCowboy 3 years ago

Maccas have ruined the signs by adding a "McCafe" circle between the M and YASS in the signs down there (buggaaah!)

3points

Mrs S Premium 3 years ago

My ass😂😂😂😂

2points

Alex The Fanperson 3 years ago

My ass

2points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

plot twist: they did this on purpose to get on bored panda

1point

Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago

"My ass opens at 6 am"?

1point

#26

Bye Bye Social Life

Final score:

126points

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Lovin' Life 3 years ago

GOALS!

25points

Kona Pake 3 years ago

Usually, there are no fistfights in golf.

6points

Adam Zad 3 years ago

He spelled "boring" incorrectly.

4points

Red Hair Blue Soul 3 years ago

No it's not!

4points

Myst Edenflower 3 years ago

It's a joke around hockey that when you don't make the playoffs you get to go play golf

2points

Carrie Smith 3 years ago

Okay, Happy Gilmore.

2points

Jods 3 years ago

Golf is on a par with cricket. Really boring.

1point

Miss Frankfurter 3 years ago

The player in the middle looks like he wishes he was doing that instead of being there .

1point

Paul C. 3 years ago

Especially on ice.

1point

Chimmels 3 years ago

7-0

0points

#27

It’s Not Wrong

Final score:

123points

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Roborowski 3 years ago

In Germany, "Hut" means hat, so it's an important information there.

42points

Nubis Knight 3 years ago

Pizza Hut confused me as heck when I was a child. I prefer to eat my Pizza, thanks!

8points

Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

As a kid I thought the roof was a hat..ich war ein dummes Kind

4points

Birgit Sommer 3 years ago

Das rote Dach sieht auch noch aus wie'n Hut

1point

Analyn Lahr 3 years ago

My family always called it Pizza Hat when I was little. But because of the shape. I had no idea Hut was German for hat.

1point

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

Then the top sign is Correct in Germany!

0points

The Sorrows of Mother LoveJoy 3 years ago

R their hats made of pizza?🐸

0points

lucygoosey0903 3 years ago

Yes the floor here is made out of floor...

4points

Wang Zhuang 3 years ago

Really? I never would have guessed

2points

Catarina 3 years ago

I work at Pizza Hut in Portugal and you wouldn't believe the amount of Times someone asked me :do you have pizza?

1point

Hellish.to.some.extent 3 years ago

Well I'll be damned! You really have pizza?

1point

Do_You_Think_I_Give_A_Tortilla 3 years ago

😱😱😱😱😱

0points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

thanks for clarifying pizza hut

0points

Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago

Oh, I thought they had burgers.

0points

Christina Keenan 3 years ago

Everyone likes pizza hat

0points

To avoid such outcomes, brain maps devote most of their estates to representing detailed information from "sweet spots" for perception, at the expense of basically everything else.

"Oddly enough, your ability to perceive crucially depends on all that you don't perceive. Thanks to our limited senses and distorted brain maps, you can experience and interact with your world... and do it all with a brain that's smaller than a breadbox."

No wonder sometimes we don't get it.

#28

Whether He Is Or Not Will Remain One Of The Great Mysteries Of Our Time

Final score:

113points

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Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

Hi Naked, I'm Johnny..

64points

Alex The Fanperson 3 years ago

Hi naked, I'm Alex

9points

Jason 3 years ago

Hi naked, I'm a panda.

2points

Catarina 3 years ago

🤣

2points

elloelloello 3 years ago

Hi Naked, I’m dad

1point

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

It's Ok remember little things mean a lot!

1point

Coco 3 years ago

Oh no

1point

The Penguin Bandit 3 years ago

Well now I gotta see the rest of the scene to see if he's telling the truth

9points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

You don't, just look at the expression on the face of the girl behind him...

8points

Dhairya Gupta 3 years ago

Hi naked , I am Dhairya . Where u from ??

3points

Cold Contagious 3 years ago

Thanks for sharing 👍, we wouldn't have guessed otherwise.

1point

Birgit Sommer 3 years ago

Naked among paper cutouts?

0points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

The people behind him do not look thrilled.

0points

NO NO NO 3 years ago

Hi naked I’m NO NO NO

0points

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

TMI

0points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

no one else in the pic seems to give 2 shits 🤔

0points

Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago

Because naked people are funny.

0points

#29

T-7 Months Until Basic Bitches Be Climbing All Over These Things In Their Ll Bean Boots And Flannels #fortheinsta

Final score:

112points

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Buren 3 years ago

Go home Cinderella

82points

Milady Blue 3 years ago

Go home Cinderella, you're drunk!

12points

로희 3 years ago

To be fair, that's why she attempted to climb the pumpkins.

4points

Do_You_Think_I_Give_A_Tortilla 3 years ago

I laughed too hard at this

0points

Ellen Ranks 3 years ago

What bugs me is: WHY is this grass field filled with pumpkins?

5points

N G 3 years ago

It's pick your own pumpkins (possibly here in the UK) for Stupid people who don't know better

2points

IsABELLA 3 years ago

floating sign!

4points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

Why does this look photoshopped?

2points

Hellish.to.some.extent 3 years ago

There goes my plans for the day :(

1point

kit cat chunky 3 years ago

you cant tell me what to do

0points

Birgit Sommer 3 years ago

I couldn't climb them if I wanted to...got no ladder.

0points

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

If you do you'll get squash

0points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

Climbing on one of those damn thigs is worse than Everest - just leave the bodies for fertilizer!

0points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

i wasnt gonna but now i want to

0points

#30

The #nbaplayoffs Are In Full Swing And Boy The Signage Is En Fuego 🔥🔥

Final score:

111points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago (edited)

Two brothers from different mothers

40points

karl briggs 3 years ago

Dun Dun, how can you be so sure?

2points

Tom Bolton 3 years ago

His mother and my mother were both mothers. We went to different schools together.

2points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

That's a difficult twin birth!

1point

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

bestie from another testie for non binary people

1point

MaddaPanda 3 years ago

Oh no, poor alpaca!

5points

Dhairya Gupta 3 years ago

How they got this info 🤔...

4points

Mimi La Souris 3 years ago

don't get it...🤔

2points

Pittsburgh rare 3 years ago

Pau Gasol is a really good guy besides a great player

0points

William Y 3 years ago

The resemblance is uncanny

0points

Hellish.to.some.extent 3 years ago

I laughed way too hard at this

0points

Nunya Business 3 years ago

I believe so!

0points

September 3 years ago

😋

0points

Cold Contagious 3 years ago

Looks accurate.

0points

#31

Do You Have Any Cheese Sauce For My Cheese Meat Good Sir?

Final score:

106points

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Caro Caro 3 years ago

Me too.

45points

Lovin' Life 3 years ago

I knew I'd see you here Caro Caro! I love cheese too! 😋

9points

Subrata Pradhan 3 years ago

Me too.

2points

Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago

Cheese is good

1point

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago

Cheese =)

1point

Truth Monster 3 years ago

I like cheese but I don't have the cheddar.

1point

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

Please do not cut he cheese in an enclosed area!

0points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

don’t we all

0points

William Y 3 years ago

Amen

0points

Miss Frankfurter 3 years ago

And Kavanaugh likes beer!

0points

#32

Lorraine Knows What’s Up

Final score:

105points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago

Keeping in mind that it was Sunday yesterday, yes, yes I am

25points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

And the day before!

0points

Lovin' Life 3 years ago

I can relate!

0points

Groundcontroltomajortom 3 years ago

When you're dying at work too!

0points

Celtic Pirate Queen 3 years ago

Your children must be SO proud.

-1point

#33

@amazon Can You Prime Me A Restroom?

Final score:

101points

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Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

Use a bottle..

38points

The Sorrows of Mother LoveJoy 3 years ago

I hafta stick a bottle up my butt?!😬

3points

officerripley 3 years ago

That you bought from Amazon, of course.

0points

NO NO NO 3 years ago

If you don’t care enough the whole world is a bathroom technically

0points

purple zebra 3 years ago

I’m sensing a little Amazon hate in this

1point

Brivid 3 years ago

Supporting your local economy is supporting yourself.

1point

Blackstone 3 years ago (edited)

Until you need to pee, then apparently you're on your own.

1point

Marette 3 years ago

Will there be a delivery fee?

1point

Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

*delivery pee

3points

The Penguin Bandit 3 years ago

Ouch

1point

Lovin' Life 3 years ago

Hope they have some good burn cream for that one.

1point

S A GOULD 3 years ago

ouch!

0points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

But you will be timed and charged accordingly!

0points

Spring Fisk 3 years ago

ouch

0points

#34

Did @lehighu Just Win @marchmadness Without Even Being In The Tournament? Debate

Final score:

95points

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Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

Le tits now..

40points

Ayisa 3 years ago

i-understo...4a-png.jpg

11points

Wang Zhuang 3 years ago (edited)

J*p a**s relations

3points

LSR 3 years ago

"The rapists for 200..."

0points

laura lee 3 years ago

Sean! Welcome back

0points

Birgit Sommer 3 years ago

If you climb on toilet you are high on pot!

0points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

Never a truer sign was printed - you are extremely High from last night!

0points

Claire Nichols 3 years ago

Don't get it

0points

Jessica Gunn 3 years ago

He's a Lehigh alum, so it's a great opportunity to make a pun with "extremely high"

13points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

?

-1point

Jessica Gunn 3 years ago

Extreme Lehigh=extremely high

3points

#35

Tag A Friend Who Could Be The Mayor Of This Town

Final score:

95points

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Nathaniel 3 years ago

No one has yet entered Virginville.

114points

Caro Caro 3 years ago

Brilliant !

10points

Henry Cheves 3 years ago

No one is allowed to come in there.

7points

Eagle Girl 3 years ago

This has got to be one of the Best All Time Panda comments!!

1point

Catarina 3 years ago

Otherwise it would have changed name 🤣

1point

rumade 3 years ago

The walls are impenetrable

1point

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

omfg i love you lol

1point

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

It's impossible! Next right?

0points

Rand0m_Cat 3 years ago

'cept Steve Carell

0points

Anine C 3 years ago (edited)

Edge of Town Sign: You've entered Virginville Next sign after: Welcome to Ville!

-1point

Supa79 (He/him) 3 years ago

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Wayne 3 years ago (edited)

This is in Pennsylvania. It’s not too far away from Intercourse, PA but right before Blue Ball, PA. None of these names are a joke. Look it on Wikipedia.

16points

leia's emotional cupcake 3 years ago

OMG thats hilarious.

7points

Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago

I live in Pennsylvania. Can confirm.

5points

ArifGatot Kusumajaya 3 years ago

It is 45 miles between Intercourse, PA and Virginville, PA. According to Google map.

2points

bob bruce 3 years ago

The less well known Keisterville is near the other end of the state, more or less south of Pittsburgh

0points

Eva the Egg 3 years ago

Welp, gotta take a turn now!

16points

Paul Macdonell 3 years ago

One of those sleepy towns where nothing much happens.....

12points

Douglas Turner 3 years ago

Welcome... now pitch a tent.

11points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago

Virginville - Where everyone only uses backroads.

8points

Caro Caro 3 years ago

And your post is returned to sender ... unopened as it were ;)

3points

Axolotl King 3 years ago

Sex-repulsed asexuals (such as myself) are packing our bags right now

5points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago

Asexual people have found their home (yes ik sime asexual aren't virgins)

5points

Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

What happens in Virginville, stays in Virginville. At least for nine months..

2points

Claire Nichols 3 years ago

I'm Australian and so don't get it!!!

2points

Jessica Gunn 3 years ago

Not sure if you're joking...are you saying Australians don't understand the humor in a place that's called "VIRGIN-ville"?

2points

#36

Smells Like Sexual Misconduct Up In Here

Final score:

92points

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Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

This is what happens when people say things like "dad bods are sexy", people run with it...

55points

Caro Caro 3 years ago

Yeah, now we have to agree or be called a sh!t. THAT sucks.

14points

StepOnMe1986 3 years ago

I agree, yet the message was intended to be bodies are different and that's ok. For some reason with almost everything someone turns it into something completely different than what was intended. Which ruins the meaning all together. It's very shitty when you think about it. But yes I agree with you that people run with it, also ruining whatever the real message was.

7points

Guillaume Derode 3 years ago

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Cold Contagious 3 years ago

Big fûcking Nope!

5points

September 3 years ago

🤦‍♀️

4points

Kaguya 3 years ago

What is the problem with this one?

2points

The Penguin Bandit 3 years ago

BWA HAHAHA!!!

2points

olaff 422 3 years ago

He's actually rubbing one out, we just can't see it. Piece of trash.

1point

advice5cents 3 years ago

Nah. He can only get off if he's making someone watch who doesn't want to.

-1point

Maryanna Baldridge 3 years ago

Artsy

0points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

I think it's the offending ck product being advertised!

0points

Do_You_Think_I_Give_A_Tortilla 3 years ago

SLAYYYY QUEED!!!!! PERIODDDD 💅👸👑

0points

William Y 3 years ago

Trying to copy Dove's approach to be body positive?

0points

#37

Not Sleeping Tonight

Final score:

83points

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Buren 3 years ago

Darkness: I already have friends.

62points

QibliOfTheSandWings 3 years ago

Darkness: I just see you as an acquaintance

7points

Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

Oh no, it's Roland MacDoland!

13points

The Penguin Bandit 3 years ago

So we're not gonna talk about his hat or that his restaurant is named MAC Doland's?

11points

SCP 504 3 years ago

Yeah. Let’s ignore that, shall we?

0points

LSR 3 years ago

Cleo McDowell's next fast food venture.

0points

Jules Monteros 3 years ago

What the ...? What is MAC Doland's????

0points

NO NO NO 3 years ago

Ronald McDonald had a farm and his animals shot him dead Now he’s out to get ‘em And chop off their heads DECAPITATE!

0points

Monsieur Joey 3 years ago (edited)

I hate clowns.

0points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

MAC Doland's ain't no friend of mine 'specially in the dark!

0points

Bobbie Meyers 3 years ago

Listen to this song done by Disturbed! He he awesome!

0points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

ronald mcdonald always scared me

0points

#38

Is It Time For @themasters Yet?

Final score:

82points

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Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

Presumably flown over a golf tournament

59points

Lovin' Life 3 years ago

Probably needs to fly over a few

7points

Anne Edwards 3 years ago

What a fool! Tigers can't read and if you found one that could, it wouldn't be able to read it in English.

2points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

Yeah I heard he was prolific! Golfer?

0points

Catarina 3 years ago

Or at the end of a 'Winnie the Poo ' film

-1point

Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago

No, I'm not

4points

NO NO NO 3 years ago

No son I am out to get milk

0points

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

Mom says you scored a hole in one

0points

#39

Are Those Cheken Moms #keto?

Final score:

80points

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eeeeeeeee 3 years ago

He doesn't know why you are taking the photo, but he knows you are taking the piss.

65points

Wang Zhuang 3 years ago

Confession: Coincidentally, I just learned what the phrase "taking the piss" means. I had to ask my British colleague about it. Not something we say in the US :-P

8points

Vic 3 years ago

he is sell Mother of Dragons meat?

1point

Caro Caro 3 years ago

The cheken moms are afraid of the veg moms?

1point

Angelar 3 years ago

This looks like India, and as far as I know, cow slaughter is illegal in most of the states. But the spelling of "chicken" is much more ignorant/s

6points

UnpopularPanda 3 years ago (edited)

I have no idea where the COW came from but yes this is India and MOM btw is supposed to be momos, it is a go-to/street food popular in the North adapted to Indian Recipes from Nepal Tibet etc.

4points

Dhairya Gupta 3 years ago

I would like a very mom ....

2points

Vinita Talaulikar 3 years ago

Chicken and vegetable Momos sold.

1point

Yoinks! 3 years ago

Princess Dragonmom really came down in the world after Infra-Man kicked her butt.

0points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

You don't like my sign get the hell out - NOW!

0points

Sheila Stamey 3 years ago

I got a sick tummy just reading this.

0points

#40

Final score:

73points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

They didnt even have microchips back then, or metal! Our cars were all wood and stone

40points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

Pretty sure 1998 was last week, how young are you?!

13points

Marcellus II 3 years ago

You were lucky with your fancy wood, we only had vines to keep the cobbles together.

8points

zububonsai 3 years ago (edited)

Our Trabants' ("Trabbies") exterior was manufactured from plastic stuff we just called "cardboard". -- main reason was lack of metal material (it was needed elsewhere more urgently), and the G.D.R. wanted to be as little dependent of foreign material imports (a not quite but similar to North Korea thinking/state of mind - like in all the Eastern block) plus a "we are able to invent something own", a German ingeneering/curiosity/strive for inventing things is pretty common here ---- Plus side: made the cars lighter & less gas needed. Minus: less safety, funny cardboard look.

5points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

car of straw car of sticks car of bricks

3points

Lovin' Life 3 years ago

And paddled by feet., like the Flintstones ☺

2points

Mark Howell 3 years ago

Had a hole in the floor for your feet to power it, Yabba-dabba-doo ))

1point

elfin Premium 3 years ago

And duct tape to hold them together.

1point

Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

Yabba dabba doo..

1point

LakeMonster 3 years ago

Why not?

1point

Mark Johansen 3 years ago

If someone drives through at 13 mph, do they ticket him for exceeding the speed limit?

1point

Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago

This 12.5 mph speed limit is brought to you by Karen of the HOA.

1point

indiecognition 3 years ago

1992 Ford Taurus Wagon: The Wayback Machine

1point

The Penguin Bandit 3 years ago

12 1/2? Challenge accepted!

1point

Kimberly Brown 3 years ago

The Yugo was made out of clay

0points

laura lee 3 years ago

Did it convert fractions for you?

0points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

12 1/2 what ?

0points

John 3 years ago

I think this is a buoy and its in knots

0points

marianne eliza 3 years ago

Meant to get your attention. We have a road near us that has 18 MPH and 22 MPH signs. 2 lanes and very winding with the option of a drop off to a creek on one side and a carved out hillside on the other. Lots of trees that completely cover the road in places. And more traffic than there should be since Waze. Got to respect that road.

0points

#41

“I’m Saving For A House But Fuck It Yea I’ll Have Another”
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tag A Friend Who Saves $0.01 A Year

Final score:

11points

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Lovin' Life 3 years ago

I'm confused!

8points

DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago

In like a turtle out like Flash. Vicious cycle

6points

Libstak 3 years ago

Huh?

3points