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The world is full of amazing, kind, and hard-working moms, and every year we celebrate them on Mother’s Day. Preferably with lots of love, a bouquet of gorgeous wildflowers, a delicious breakfast in bed, a visit to a fancy spa, and not a care in the world. The reality, though, can often be different!

Bored Panda has curated this hilariously relatable list of Mother’s Day tweets to show you the unvarnished reality of motherhood. Be sure to share this list with all the awesome moms in your life so you can scroll and laugh at these posts and memes together.

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    Leanne Hailes
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much rather actually kids 🤔or even a puppy

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    Kathy Karin
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or being married, living with ANY man, or working in a school

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    A Sarcastic Mommy tweet about Mother's Day, expressing the ups and downs of motherhood with humor. Funniest Mother's Day Tweets.

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    Julie S
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always said this when I worked in a supermarket. All the dad's would be out with the kids on the Saturday before mother's day that was definitely the best present ever.

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    merlin
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McDonald's says there's food at home.

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    A hilarious tweet by Todd Llewellyn about Mother's Day gifts, showing the ups and downs of motherhood.

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    A tweet from @BuckInEars showing a funny conversation about mom quotes and accidents, revealing the ups and downs of motherhood.

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    Manic Mama
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the ambulance people are looking at my underwear, I've got more than injuries to worry about.

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    A tweet by Catherine from Paris saying, My mom didn't want any pets. Now she calls the dog "my son." #MomQuotes. A funny Mother's Day tweet about motherhood.

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    Ripley
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad gets annoyed when I say his cat is his favourite child. And then he promptly tells me something awesome the cat did . . .

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    Huddo's sister
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a mum say this when I told her how her son hurt himself and of course it was true. He was warned not to climb something and did anyway.

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    A screenshot of a tweet with a Squid Game meme. Two men in green tracksuits react with wide-eyed surprise, highlighting the ups and downs of motherhood on Mother's Day.

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    Leanne Hailes
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to explain yourself when extra sleep is needed - you the awesome Momma!!!!!

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    A tweet by kellys says: "Shut that refrigerator...it's not a reading light." This funny Mother’s Day tweet shows the ups and downs of motherhood.

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    Kaz
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn the darn lights off! I'm not made of money!

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    Nanny Chachi
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I corrected my pastor when he said, "Miss Goody Tissues." Me, "It's two shoes." Him, "You sure? My mom always said tissues." Me, "Trust me on this. Mom is wrong and so are you." He took it in stride, but said he took a poll at work the next day just to make sure. He's a supervisor at the FBI. I guess if they don't know, they'll find out. 😆

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not expect that level of self awareness from McDonald's.

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    #25

    A funny tweet from Jimmy Fallon, a Mother’s Day tweet, showing the ups and downs of motherhood with humor.

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    Roman Arendt
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are block busters in the sense that they bust every block they open a new filial.

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    A funny tweet from Gen X, @PetitPoulet75, replying to @jimmyfallon with a MomQuote: "Lord tunderin', settle down. You're acting like a fart in a mitten." Shows the ups and downs of motherhood.

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    NicnacPaddywhack
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a non-American, I'm a little shocked that anyone actually likes those things. You guys really need better candy...

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    A tweet by @10butterflys about a mom making dinner, exemplifying the ups and downs of motherhood.

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    Upstaged75
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom would declare "Fallout" dinners about once a week. When we'd ask what we were having she'd say "whatever falls out of the fridge". 😊

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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He likes a nice dessert wine before bed.

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    Jp@nda
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a you problem, go wake him tf up

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    A tweet from Brendan O'Hare showing a funny Mother's Day text message from his mom about a mattress, capturing the ups and downs of motherhood.

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    Julie S
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many questions.

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    #33

    A Mother's Day tweet from @nirupamakotru sharing a funny #MomQuote about poor life choices, showcasing the ups and downs of motherhood.

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    Billo66
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should've asked a cat.

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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll ask Wendy to get it.

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    Stacie-LZ
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always tell my son that he's my favorite son. He is my only son. He has 3 older sisters.

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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just screams to me the people who always want to do the least have the most complicated suggestions for what should be done. As if they haven't bought the food for a party they're having today and let's just completely change the idea.

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    A tweet by JJ Watt about the fatherly urge to maximize value at a Mother’s Day brunch. Funniest Mother's Day Tweets.

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    Huddo's sister
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why my mum stopped taking us to buffets, because my mum, sister and I never ate enough for the price. The last time I went, I think I ate three bowls of chocolate mousse and nothing else!

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