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Americans spend an average of 17,600 minutes driving every single year. And a whopping 87.5% of the population over the age of 16 has been behind the wheel in the last 12 months. So it’s only natural for drivers to want to transform their cars into somewhere they actually look forward to spending time. Adding air fresheners, seat covers, and a customized sound system can immediately upgrade your vehicle. 

But don’t forget about the exterior! Below, you’ll find a list of photos from the Bumper Stickers subreddit featuring hilarious, clever, and bold car accessories. Enjoy scrolling through these stickers that grabbed the attention of nearby drivers, and be sure to upvote the ones that you’d consider putting on your own vehicle!

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#1

George

Bumper sticker on blue car reading make Orwell fiction again with stars and red lines, a hilarious and unhinged bumper sticker.

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War is peace. Apparently.

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    Can Anyone Here Get On Board With This Message?

    Black car window with a bumper sticker reading hate never made any nation great under a partly cloudy sky reflection.

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    Bookworm
    Bookworm
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    On board

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    #3

    Too True

    Sticker on a car window with funny and unhinged bumper sticker saying clearly anyone can be president, thing way too far.

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    Loudawg76
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    7 months ago

    It would be funny if it wasn’t so scary!

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    #4

    Saw This At Starbucks And I Agree

    Hilarious and unhinged bumper sticker on a car reading stop making stupid people famous in a parking lot.

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    Bad Alchemy
    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Upvote x 1,000!

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    #5

    What A Crazy Idea

    Gray SUV with multiple humorous and unhinged bumper stickers and a large text decal on rear window about students and Epstein files.

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    Bewitched One
    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium     7 months ago

    I’d love to see what the rest of their stickers say

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    #6

    The Rest Of The World Is Laughing At Us

    Hilarious and unhinged bumper sticker on a white car reading Are we great yet cause I just feel embarrassed.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
    Community Member
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    Sitting at our usual cafe in France today and the local English people we know are asking us how we feel about the US bombing Iran and talking about gas prices going up and flights they can't take due to missiles in the air and all, and we turned, faced them proudly, and said "We're Canadian."

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    #7

    Jsut Got My New Bumper Sticker. Can't Wait To Put It On!!!

    Red bumper sticker shaped like a baseball cap with the phrase "You're in a cult" spotted among hilarious and unhinged bumper stickers.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
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    I LOVE it! 🤣 The REAL Trump Derangement Syndrome! 🤣

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    #8

    Conspiracy Sticker

    Bumper sticker on car window with humorous message about a positive conspiracy theory and love for each other.

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    Auntriarch
    Auntriarch
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    7 months ago (edited)

    I've been in this cult for decades, we don't have enough members and power though

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    #9

    Keep Your Laws Off My Body!

    Red Dodge SUV with a humorous bumper sticker showing a uterus and the phrase Keep Your Laws Off My Body on the rear window.

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    ginger
    ginger
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    exactly! prochoice is the only way

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    #10

    Honor Student

    Blue bumper sticker on a Chevy with a humorous political statement spotted among hilarious and unhinged bumper stickers.

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    Black Cat
    Black Cat
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    At least they can openly hate their president. Some countries you'd be arrested and disappeared for this.

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    #11

    Spotted In Anchorage, AK

    Bumper sticker on a car with a hypnotic spiral design and text about wanting to merge, a hilarious and unhinged sticker.

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    PrettyJoyBird
    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited)

    Heehee im going to say this next time in traffic trying to change lanes lol ( for some reason in my head its whispered in a s**y voice )

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    #12

    Every Time A Bell Rings

    Sticker on a blue car trunk with a humorous message about woke culture and drag queens, one of the most hilarious bumper stickers.

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    Bookworm
    Bookworm
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited)

    Repeat after me: Woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke

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    #13

    Who’s A Good Boy?

    Sticker of a black dog squatting with a red MAGA hat graphic on a car window, showcasing hilarious and unhinged bumper stickers.

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    Bookworm
    Bookworm
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    The goodest boy

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    #14

    Fair To Say

    Hilarious and unhinged bumper sticker reading Fox News When Facts Don't Matter on a plain surface.

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    Peter Bear
    Peter Bear
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Faux News.

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    #15

    Supreme Court

    Funny and unhinged bumper sticker on a car showing a Crunchwrap with a sarcastic Supreme Court joke.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    On the plus side, they HAVE been pushing back some. Not enough, but the crack is widening.

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    #16

    America Doesn’t Need Or Want Trump’s Gestapo

    Funny and unhinged bumper sticker on a Subaru car saying no secret police in red and blue letters.

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    cecilialoos avatar
    CCLoos
    CCLoos
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    I keep reading that Germany used the US and its Jim Crow laws as an example for their own Nuremberg laws.

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    #17

    Saw This In Dc

    Hilarious and unhinged bumper sticker on a gray Honda SUV reading WE ALL LOST with an American flag design.

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    DaisyGirl
    DaisyGirl
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    The whole world losr

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    #18

    Get It???

    Funny and unhinged bumper sticker on a beige truck tailgate featuring a taco and Yoda illustration.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
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    Very clever!

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    #19

    My Newest Bumper Sticker

    Sticker on a car showing a pink cat knocking over a vase with the word resist, a hilarious and unhinged bumper sticker example.

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    Kim Kermes
    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Want

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    #20

    Not A Bumper But A Thinker

    Car window with a hilarious and unhinged bumper sticker reading religion because thinking is hard on a blue car.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
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    Amen!

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    #21

    I Think I Found A Fan Of The Mummy

    Bumper sticker on a car bumper humorously referencing the 1999 movie The Mummy starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz.

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    PrettyJoyBird
    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    I would forget i had that and wonder why im getting honked at. 🙃🛻🚙🚗🚚🚜🚛🛵🚘

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    #22

    Not A Cop

    Car with a humorous windshield bumper sticker saying you can drive faster, I'm not a cop, spotted in traffic.

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    Bookworm
    Bookworm
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Nice try copper

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    #23

    New Sticker

    Blue car bumper with a hilarious and unhinged bumper sticker stating Jesus was a socialist.

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    Black Cat
    Black Cat
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    I have always wondered why Republicans align themselves with Christianity. I dont think Jesus would be republican, I dont think he'd be impressed by or admire Trump. Jesus was all about feeding the poor, sheltering the homeless, welcoming the stranger and healing the sick. How does anyone logically reconcile that with Republicanism?

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    #24

    Lmao...when I Saw This

    Funny and unhinged bumper sticker about speed and flashing lights on a white Nissan vehicle’s rear window.

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    Bookworm
    Bookworm
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Where I live this would guarantee that every police officer who saw this would be following you.

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    #25

    Rfk Jr. Inspired Designs

    Hilarious and unhinged bumper sticker showing a tombstone with text about vaccines preventing God's will.

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    Rose the Cook
    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Then why did He let scientists invent them!

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    #26

    Plot Twist

    Black Tesla with a hilarious and unhinged bumper sticker that reads bought before the plot twist on the back.

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    elianah howey
    elianah howey
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    7 months ago

    My aunt has one of these, different text though, hers says “I bought this Before Elon went b@tshit crazy

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    #27

    Saw This Yesterday And Still Love It

    Sticker on Toyota Tundra bumper stating Drive carefully, There is no heaven, seen as hilarious and unhinged bumper stickers.

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    Bookworm
    Bookworm
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    And Valhalla doesn't accept s****y drivers.

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    #28

    I Can Feel The Hate…

    Humorous and unhinged bumper sticker with a black cat holding a snake and text saying resist, persist, prevail.

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    Kim Kermes
    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    I need this

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    #29

    Sent By A Colleague

    Old red station wagon with a hilarious bumper sticker about merging driving for $700, showcasing unhinged bumper stickers.

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    Sally Moen
    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    I love a pre-dented car

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    #30

    Safety First

    Funny bumper sticker on a car bumper warning to buckle up to avoid aliens sucking you out of the car.

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    Woof Yo
    Woof Yo
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    7 months ago

    If they can take a cow, they can take a whole car.

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    #31

    Can Relate

    White car with a hilarious bumper sticker that reads a joke about a deteriorating body of flesh and bones.

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    BanBan
    BanBan
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    7 months ago

    So true!

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    #32

    Go Big!

    Hilarious and unhinged bumper sticker on a red car window reading go big or go home message.

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    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
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    7 months ago

    Ditto

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    #33

    Save The Chapstick!

    Bumper stickers on a vehicle featuring humorous and unhinged messages including I eat chapstick and TRE45ON.

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    Robyn Hill
    Robyn Hill
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    7 months ago

    Need all of these.

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    #34

    I Wish It Had Said Transgender But I Like It Anyway

    White Nissan Versa with a hilarious and unhinged bumper sticker about saving fetuses, captured on a city street.

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    The_Nicest_Misanthrope
    The_Nicest_Misanthrope
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    7 months ago

    Gay fetuses for the win 🌈

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    #35

    So True

    Bumper sticker on a red vehicle with an American flag and the word RESIST, reading everything is at stake.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
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    Facts.

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    #36

    Staring Into The Void

    Blue Honda Civic with a hilarious and unhinged bumper sticker questioning existence inside a simulation.

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    Bookworm
    Bookworm
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    As long as you drive safely around the other sims.

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    #37

    Took Me A Second💀

    Hand holding a blue bumper sticker with white text that reads 3 inches to the right, a hilarious unhinged bumper sticker.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
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    Ooooh! Cold! But kind of funny anyway.

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    #38

    First One Of These I've Seen

    Black Jeep rear window with a hilarious and unhinged bumper sticker reading Foxtrot Delta Tango in bold white letters.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
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    Love it!

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    #39

    Hear, Hear!!

    Funny and unhinged bumper sticker in red text on a dark vehicle window about passing on the right lane mistake.

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    Simon Eppstein
    Simon Eppstein
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    grammatically correct "you're"

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    #40

    Warning!

    Funny bumper sticker on a car reading a warning about driving a stick shift and rolling into others for hilarious bumper stickers.

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    Did I say that out loud?
    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Don't drive a manual if you don't have proper clutch control.

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    #41

    Seems Appropriate Today

    Bumper sticker on a silver vehicle reading I used to be Republican until the crazies took over, a hilarious unhinged bumper sticker.

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    astheshadowsfall
    astheshadowsfall
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    7 months ago

    Must be an old sticker.

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    #42

    It’s True

    Orange Kia Soul car with a hilarious and unhinged bumper sticker reading Y'all Ain't Right on the rear window.

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    nut nibbler
    nut nibbler
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    7 months ago

    So many cars that are sporty versions get the 'R' version, so glad it never happened with the Kia Soul.

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    #43

    Speaks Volumes Right Now

    Blue bumper sticker reading The Left Was Right About Everything on wooden surface, funny unhinged bumper sticker concept.

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    Fred
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    7 months ago

    The UK's Left is just gauche, but your Red is downRight sinister.

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    #44

    I Have No Words

    Rear bumper of a vehicle showing a humorous and unhinged bumper sticker with a vintage-style portrait and text saying Big Deborah.

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    Gingersnap In Iowa
    Gingersnap In Iowa
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    7 months ago

    She's had a few too many snacks.

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    #45

    Not Something I Would Expect To Be Announced This Way

    Bumper sticker on white truck saying I love my awesome hot wife, one of the most hilarious and unhinged bumper stickers spotted

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    Philly Bob
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    Premium     7 months ago

    And now you can too, for the low low price of $49.95!

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    #46

    Hell Yeah

    Motorcycle with humorous and unhinged bumper stickers including deny, defend, depose text on the back storage box.

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    chunky hoey
    chunky hoey
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    7 months ago

    This is the health insurance company scam.

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    #47

    Classy Guy Rolling Around My Town

    Silver pickup truck with a hilarious and unhinged bumper sticker about government and responsibility on the rear window.

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    Bookworm
    Bookworm
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    They get to pay like baby daddy until they get TF out of women's medical decisions regarding pregnancy.

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    #48

    The Only Bumper Sticker I Need

    Back of a gray 940 car with a hilarious bumper sticker saying I have no hobbies or interests.

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    ABC NrTen FCK CENSORISM
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    7 months ago

    I feel sorry for them. :(

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    #49

    Bought Some New Bumper Candy

    Bumper sticker with bold text criminalize bumper stickers and a red no symbol over a black rectangle shape.

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    Elaine Frank
    Elaine Frank
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    7 months ago

    W*F! Just NO!

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    #50

    Hell Yeah

    Humorous and unhinged bumper stickers on a truck, including one that says ban country music and discourage inbreeding.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
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    Premium     7 months ago

    A family member of mine lost someone very dear in this tragedy.

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    #51

    Seen While Roadtripping

    Car covered with hilarious and unhinged bumper stickers driving on highway near Idaho Falls and Twin Falls exit signs.

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    Brenard
    Brenard
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    7 months ago

    Love the one single spot in the middle where they can look through the back window.

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    #52

    I Can't Believe The DMV Allowed That Plate

    Red convertible car with humorous bumper stickers and a flag, featuring a Minnesota plate reading NOT GAY, spotted with hilarious bumper stickers.

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    DaisyGirl
    DaisyGirl
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    7 months ago

    And there is an Adrew Tate sticker too 🤮

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    #53

    Well, Alright Then

    SUV with two large political bumper stickers, one saying I belong to Trump cult and the other I support Israel.

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    Barbara Wilcock
    Barbara Wilcock
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    7 months ago

    🙈🙄

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    #54

    Thanks Woke

    Bumper sticker on a silver car reading humorous and unhinged message about driving and politics.

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    Bookworm
    Bookworm
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Another drag queen is born! Welcome to the world Your Majesty!

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    #55

    Yikes

    Rear view of a Jeep with unhinged bumper stickers including political and pride messages at a red traffic light.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
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    Premium     7 months ago

    Kentucky - what do you expect with Mitch McConnell for one of your senators.

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