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We've been fed a lie our entire lives: "Don't judge a book by its cover." We're here to say, when the title is this good, you absolutely should. A truly magnificent book title is a work of art in itself. It's the kind of literary genius that makes you snort-laugh in the quiet section of a bookstore and immediately earn you the side-eye from a librarian.
These titles are promises of the glorious chaos that lies within. We've collected the absolute masterpieces of the genre, the literary heroes who swung for the fences and hit a home run before you even read the first page.
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Review: "This book is funny! Bought as a joke for bosses day. Better than expected. Good value for your money." - Kelly K
Michael Largey 5 days ago
"He's the laziest b*****d you'll ever meet" becomes "You'll be very lucky to get him to work for you."
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Review: "This book is hilarious! So well written it’s almost believable. Bought one for a friend, thanks for the levity!" - Daisy
Lazy Panda 2 5 days ago
I have to confess, looking at the subtitle I have not previously worried that my cat is a Satanist. Should I start worrying now?
Review: "This is a life-changing (literally) breakdown and inspiration to both take control of your life, and completely let go in the most freeing way. Also, the way all of the hard-hitting deep truths are in bold, ready for a quick flip-through for inspiration and confidence was beautifully thought through. Cannot recommend enough." - Natalie Norton
Michael Largey 5 days ago
And getting this book as a gift won't help the overthinker. They'll spend three weeks wondering what you meant by that.
Review: "This book offered clues along the way, but kept you guessing until the last... interesting characters and lovely descriptions of the setting." - kc Jones
Michael Largey 5 days ago
I don't know about the rest of the entries, but this is a real book.
Child of the Stars 4 days ago
I know the one about teaching your cat about gun safety is real. My dad has a copy.
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Review: "I bought this book for my grandson I was hoping that it would give him some insight to be prepared. I believed that he enjoyed it." - Fool me once
Lyla Maupin 4 days ago
THE GAME IS AMAZING!! Never heard of the book but the game is great if your bored with nothing to do.
Review: "I got this as a gag gift for a coworker. It turned out not only to be hilarious, but actually have some legit recommendations for tactful responses. It will certainly not be the last copy I purchase!" - Harriet B.
Michael Largey 5 days ago
"Thank you for your input on this matter. If anyone asks me what your views are on this subject, I will now be able to tell them."
But we're just getting warmed up! There is plenty more space on your bookshelf. These next few titles are so outlandish, so unexpected, you can't help but fall in love with their sheer absurdity.
Review: "I really enjoyed this book. A light read with a lot of humor." - Jennifer Sanders
s your "to-read" pile starting to look more like a comedian's setlist? In a sea of serious, one-word book titles, these glorious gems are a beacon of hope for anyone who believes reading should be, above all, fun. Owning one of these is less about having a book and more about having a permanent, hilarious accessory for your coffee table.
Review: "Used for family game prize at Christmas! Everyone giggled!" - kim j tohill
Review: "What a fascinating story! The author takes you on his journey to track down those escaped rubber duckies. You'll learn about container shipping, ocean currents, geography, and human nature. A grand read." - Wordsmyth
Chewie Baron 4 days ago
It’s believed that these ducks were able to navigate the North West Passage for the first time.
Review: "This was soooo funny to receive as a gift so we decided to get another one as part of a wedding gift. Besides the humorous title and chapter names, it’s a simple chicken recipe cookbook." - Jan
Awenpotato 5 days ago (edited)
What's wrong with c**k?? The dog cocked it's leg to pee A male bird is called a c**k The object in badminton is called a shuttlecock The pilot sits in the cockpit On hearing it's name the horse cocked it's head Cockles are a type of shellfish I'll have a cocktail please This type of bird is a cockatoo Bored panda is getting ridiculous
Review: "Kept on the magazine rack by my guest toilet, people who visit catch themselves staying in the bathroom much longer than anticipated! This book is a riot! And a great gift for the curious soul!" - Heather Jones
Review: "This book was well worth the purchase for the heartwarming & hilarious poems. Will definitely be sharing these poems with friends & family & even my cats. I highly recommend it to all cat lovers." - Sarah Muddiman
Review: "I really enjoyed this book. It took me on a new journey and led me down a road with lots of questions. Well written, worth the read." - Melissa
embi miller 5 days ago
This book is great. I've read her other books but this one remains my favorite
Review: "I absolutely loved it! Another excellent book! Marvin is so my favorite character! This is a must read series! I can’t wait for the next book!" - Digital Panache
UKGrandad 5 days ago (edited)
I have all six books of the 'Hitchikers' trilogy, although the sixth, 'And Another Thing...' was written by Eoin Colfer at the request of Adams' widow. Oh, and a small brag: a couple of weeks ago I found a 1st Edition hardback of 'So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish' in pristine condition in a charity shop. It cost me the princely sum of...twenty five pence.
You just have to take a moment to applaud the sheer, unadulterated genius behind these titles. Somewhere, in a marketing meeting, someone said, "Yes, that's the one," and for that, we are eternally grateful. These authors and publishers understood the assignment completely. Now, let's get back to the literary heroes who dared to put it all on the cover.
This hilarious and heartwarming coloring book is perfect for seniors who could use a good chuckle while stuck in bed, recovering from surgery, or just waiting for that call button to finally be answered. Whether you're a patient, a caregiver, or a hospital hero in scrubs, this book brings together laugh-out-loud hospital jokes with fun, easy-to-color illustrations that are perfect for older hands and tired eyes.
Review: "Great book! Great gift for a new mom give it to her and her baby shower! Very funny and comforting to New moms." - Amazon Customer
Lazy Panda 2 5 days ago
Why do I have a feeling that if I give this to a new mum, the hormonal "joys" will not see the humour but instead find me dodging a thrown book?
Review: "It was fascinating to read, not only about the maladies, but about the interaction between doctor and patient." - K. A. Anderson
Peter Bear 5 days ago
This should be required reading for any psychology student. The case studies presented in it are unique, insightful, and terrifying but hopeful at the same time.
Review: "Bought this book for my younger brother for Christmas. Arrived undamaged. No rips or tears. Only thing that kind of bugged me was that the book was just thrown into the amazon box along with other gifts that were wrapped or boxed up. Was just tossed in. Thank goodness it looks ok :) would purchase again!" - Meezal
Review: "Purchased as a gift for a coworker. It's a fast read but definitely one to have in your library. I've reread my copy countless times." - jsuperduff
Review: "Oh my word, about 5 pages in and I already can’t put it down. Thank you Bunmi Laditan for making me feel normal again... and thank you for making me realize it’s not me, it’s them lol" - Tasia K.
Child of the Stars 4 days ago
My dad has always said that toddlers are the embodiment of the law of entropy.
Review: "Great for someone you want to pull a prank on. Has a lot of interesting information." - Lisa Brinson
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Zig Zag Wanderer 5 days ago
The problem with censorship is ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️
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David Paterson 4 days ago (edited)
I have a couple of good ones in my library. "How to amputate a leg". "Get stuffed. The home taxidermist's handbook". "Scouts in bondage".
Zig Zag Wanderer 5 days ago
The problem with censorship is ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️
Load More Replies... David Paterson 4 days ago (edited)
I have a couple of good ones in my library. "How to amputate a leg". "Get stuffed. The home taxidermist's handbook". "Scouts in bondage".
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