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If you're browsing the internet for laughs but the memes seem overused and the comics look like they've become a copy of each other, there's still something that might do the trick. Amazon reviews. They're honest, witty, and, best of all, self-aware. From an elderly man who just used a selfie-stick for the first time to a woman who can't pull her new turtleneck over her head, you don't have to be a writer for a late night talk show to pen something hilarious. All it takes is just a little bit of amazement or disappointment after you open your long-awaited delivery. Continue scrolling and check out some of the funniest Amazon reviews the site has to offer!

#1

Breeding M&M's

Breeding M&M's

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ZombieGirl5591
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lmao..Im laughing so hard at this my dogs are barking at me

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According to NBC Los Angeles, however, Amazon users shouldn't base their decision of whether to buy a particular thing or not solely on the product reviews. University of Southern California social media professor Karen North said that the sellers are tricking Amazon's algorithm. "As sellers on Amazon, people know there are ways to game the system, where it looks like you have more positive ratings than you do," she said.

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    #2

    What A Pure Man

    What A Pure Man

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so wholesome and it's a very good picture of him!

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    Prof. North also gave an example of one of the Amazon shopping schemes: sellers post a product to sell, collect reviews, then swipe out the product for a new one while keeping the old reviews in place.

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    #3

    Found On A 72 Pack Of Kazoos

    Found On A 72 Pack Of Kazoos

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    AloofFox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU WILL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF AN ANGRY QUEER WITH A KAZOO

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    North said sellers can do this over and over, duping buyers into thinking a product has more or better reviews than it really does. North says Amazon needs to crack down.

    "They need to start thinking about whether or not people are figuring out how to game their system. And they need to figure out how to go in and clean that up," she said.

    #4

    Happy You Pregnant!

    Happy You Pregnant!

    I bet this guy could have used it too.

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    In a statement to the I-Team, Amazon admitted these things do happen: "These bad actors show a flagrant disregard for our community, and our policies ... we work with sellers and law enforcement to hold them accountable by withholding funds and pursuing civil and criminal penalties."

    #5

    3 Sky Airplane For Boys – Dangerous For Girls

    3 Sky Airplane For Boys – Dangerous For Girls

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    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after 'High and Tight', i was waiting for 'And she joined the Marines... as a Naval family, this is intolerable' or something.

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    #6

    Beds Should Look Like Beds

    Beds Should Look Like Beds

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    Dream Wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I'd be excited if I found a giant ice cream sandwich too. And it does look like one

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    #7

    Fair Point

    Fair Point

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    #8

    A Review Of Those Incredibly Spicy Noodles

    A Review Of Those Incredibly Spicy Noodles

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    Dream Wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds awesome. 10/10 would buy those noodles too

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    #9

    5/5

    5/5

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    HOUSE
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone from Scotland gave that review

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    #10

    The Nightmare Fuel Of Amazon Reviews

    The Nightmare Fuel Of Amazon Reviews

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    Dream Wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like a halloween ghost costume but even creepier, now you can say that your soul is escaping

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    #11

    50 Ways To Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes

    50 Ways To Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes

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    QueenOlive
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that my friends, is what she said

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    #12

    No Complaints

    No Complaints

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    Dream Wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't complain either. It looks comfy?

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    #13

    Toddler Rages Against The Machine

    Toddler Rages Against The Machine

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    GFSTaylor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to buy a fridge lock once, when one of the cats I had then learned how to open the fridge door one evening while I was out.

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    #14

    Review On A Roku Streaming Stick

    Review On A Roku Streaming Stick

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    #15

    Trimmers And Toilet Talk

    Trimmers And Toilet Talk

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    AloofFox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And have not flushed it down any toilets (yet...) HAHA oh my god this is amazing

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    #16

    Keeps The Car Cool, But Has Issues

    Keeps The Car Cool, But Has Issues

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    #17

    5 Stars For Sending Them To The Hospital

    5 Stars For Sending Them To The Hospital

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It has a great feel (on the handle end)" lol

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    #18

    Alex Jones Coloring Book Review

    Alex Jones Coloring Book Review

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the only way to use any Alex Jones related product

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    #19

    Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal

    Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal

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    Hello it Smee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what I am getting my brother for Christmas!

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    #20

    Yodelling Pickle

    Yodelling Pickle

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of many scenerios where one would need a yodelling pickle

    The Random Merp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd need a yodeling pickle every day of my life!

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    Annamay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband says I have to stop reading these, my hysterical laughter is interrupting his watching Swamp People.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't forget the Singing Bass on the wall. Unless you're vegan, of course.

    R.s. Potter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Yodelling Pickle would be a great name for a pub.

    Rebeca Lozada
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My physics Prof bought a screaming goat for whenever a student forgot a textbook at home he would take it off of his desk and say "This student has committed a felony" and shove the screaming goat in the students face. No one has forgotten a textbook for about 6 months XD

    funtime foxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at first i thought it said raping avocados and i was like "HOW IS THAT A SUBSTITUTE?!?!"

    Aaron W
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't.... go on..... one more day...... without yodelling pickle.....

    Alex K
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would buy that aubergine, i love wagner

    Link
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never knew I needed one until seeing this

    the Author is An A**hole
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard I look l ike a tearing tomato

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Larry the cucumber, from "Yodeling Veteranarian of the Alps" distant cousin

    Sheila Weila
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have one of these. We hang it on the Christmas tree.

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not quite what I'm looking for. If anyone finds a pineapple that sings opera, let me know.

    Catherine Todd
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a minute! This is a real thing! Find one for your Christmas tree even! "Accoutrements Lucky Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament" with a motion detector, and gets 4.5 stars! https://www.amazon.com/Lucky-Yodelling-Christmas-Pickle-Ornament/dp/B01AHGOMFU/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1WPL61K0WK1YW&keywords=yodelling+pickles&qid=1556941023&s=instant-video&sprefix=ken+burns%2Cinstant-video%2C641&sr=8-1

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just added this to my amazon wish list! Also added to deck top screaming goat!

    Christine Cameron-Dow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's a "rolling on the floor laughing" emoji when you need one?

    Madi D.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I actually want this?😂

    Reynie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have one of these at my workplace. I highly recommend any fast food place or alcohol selling place has one of these, they keep customers in line

    elcee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those kazoo guys should pick some of these up and add to their repertoire

    Kevin Camp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have one pof these in the office. Always good for a hoot.

    Night Shade
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I though he said that he had tried raping avocados fiée à second there Gave me a shock

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking about buying one of these the other day.

    ForkNBeans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've obviously missed out on Tyson Wyngz McCartney themed lipsync bout with SwifferJet! I hear Creme Eggs will take on the winner.

    Rachel Hamrick
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are so many things Amazon has that we never knew we needed!

    Janine Randall
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might come in handy if you need some cough drops

    Luna Moonwatcher
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma had this! Then she put in my aunts purse (she is a nurse [no rhyme intended]) and hasn’t gotten it back yet.

    PandaLover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just out of curiosity.... why would someone invent a yodeling pickle in the first place????

    Dream Wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you need a yodelling pickle? It sounds fun but why?

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    #21

    Was Looking For A Jump Rope

    Was Looking For A Jump Rope

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will feel a sting like a whip of Satan

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    #22

    That's All I Wanted To Know

    That's All I Wanted To Know

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    #23

    Argumentatively Better Than An Apple Watch The Way This Guy Sells It

    Argumentatively Better Than An Apple Watch The Way This Guy Sells It

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    Dream Wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably lasts longer than an apple watch

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    #24

    Wife Leaves Husband For Printer

    Wife Leaves Husband For Printer

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If it Vibrated I would be Divorced" OmG..LMAO!!!

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    #25

    True Love Still Exists

    True Love Still Exists

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in south florida and have a similar one. They are truly amazing

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    #27

    Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts To Make With Your Cat

    Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts To Make With Your Cat

    These ladies have probably read this.

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    Dream Wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally 100% buy this. I wonder if it'll work with dog hair. I have huskies and malamutes so it might be fun

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    #28

    This 5-Star Verified Review Of Noise Canceling Headphones

    This 5-Star Verified Review Of Noise Canceling Headphones

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    ember avery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need this for wen you and your brother are fighting -my mom

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    #29

    Bunch Of Reviews For These Fake Flower Petals That Apparently Have A Strong Odor. This One’s Pretty Good

    Bunch Of Reviews For These Fake Flower Petals That Apparently Have A Strong Odor. This One’s Pretty Good

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    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... so, how does this fellow know what a fish-hamster-baby-thing and it's 3-week old cage smell?

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    #30

    Ho Ho... Oh

    Ho Ho... Oh

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    #31

    Cheese Wheel

    Cheese Wheel

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    Alan Wilkening
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmm... it’s amazing how much more appetizing a food becomes when you add the word “wheel.”

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