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To most people, a banana is breakfast. To John King, it's a character with relationship issues, a complicated love life, and at least one pun it really should have kept to itself. That's the premise of Fruit Gone Bad, the cartoonist's long-running comic series in which fruits, vegetables, snacks, and even the odd haystack or garden tool develop personalities and immediately start making poor choices.

Bored Panda readers have met this cast before, and fair warning: none of them have gotten any more innocent. The drawings are simple and colorful, but the humor is a little naughty, built on wordplay, double meanings, bedroom troubles, and the kind of innuendo that makes a cucumber look slightly suspicious.

Below is a fresh batch of Fruit Gone Bad comics, ripe with puns and questionable decisions. Scroll down and tell us in the comments which one made you groan the loudest.

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#1

Funny and naughty comics featuring chicken and rooster talking on a couch about who came first.

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Andrew Keir
Community Member
1 day ago

Fir 2 condoms on it. That would slow anyone down

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    #2

    Naughty comics featuring a chili pepper and a burning peach in bed.

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    This is pretty racy for a website that censors k n o b and p a w n. 😆

    #3

    Funny and naughty comics featuring two haystacks talking about searching for a needle.

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    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    He's just a little pr-ick.

    #4

    Funny comics featuring food with orange characters on a couch talking about pulp.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    It's not fiction ...

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    #5

    Funny and slightly naughty comics depicting a bunch of grapes playing a game of telephone

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    This mistake turns out not to matter much

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    #6

    Funny naughty comic strip featuring carrot characters talking in a park.

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    Door Door
    Community Member
    23 hours ago

    To each their own.

    #8

    Funny and slightly naughty comics showing potatoes in high heels at a bar counter

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    This sounds like a recipe for being looked down on

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    #11

    Funny and slightly naughty comics featuring food and objects with salad greens at a bar.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    Leaf them alone

    #12

    Funny naughty food comics of eggs in a seance with a fortune-telling cookie

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    Not all it's cracked up to be

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    #15

    Funny comics featuring potato characters sitting on a couch watching a m****r channel on TV.

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    Sleep with one eye open, buddy.

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    #19

    Funny naughty food comics depicting calamari rings with faces on a plate with lemons and sauce

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    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited)

    R E C T U M ? Dammn near killled him

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    #22

    Slightly naughty comics featuring an egg holding a whisk in a kitchen setting.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    In order to have the fun of cracking eggshells, it is sometimes necessary to promise that there will be omelet. Just don't say out loud who will get to eat it.

    #25

    Funny naughty food comics showing a cabbage running away from a half-cut lettuce at night

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    Zombie vegetables???

    #26

    Funny naughty beer and shots cartoon with adult double entendres.

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    Brain-In-A-Vat
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    " Horses and men sweat , gentlemen perspire , ladies , it seems , do neither . . . "

    #34

    Funny and slightly naughty comics featuring two pumpkins on a couch talking about pumpkin spice

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    I don't want to know that, kindly leave the stage

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    #37

    Funny and naughty comics featuring a pineapple and a pumpkin talking about a pumpkin spice joke.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    As long as neither of them is on a pizza, I'm not bothered

    #41

    Funny naughty corn and hot dog comic in a living room.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 day ago

    At least it's not a MAGA cap ...