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We want plates, gosh darn it. And we want them now! Some fancy (and wannabe suave) restaurants reach a point where they’re too creative, pretentious, and ostentatious for their own good. Instead of serving food the normal way—you know, on plates, in glasses, what you'd expect—they opt for something mind-bogglingly bizarre, instead. Think pudding on VHS tapes. Think salad on a literal pillow. Think desserts on flip-flops. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg (lettuce).

The brainchild of professional photographer Ross McGinnes, the r/WeWantPlates subreddit is a 900k-strong online community that ‘crusades’ against this sort of food-serving madness. And we’ve collected some of the best new pics their members shamed to share with you, dear Pandas. Scroll down to check out the worst offenders, upvote the dishes that you’d hate to be served the most, and check out Bored Panda's interview with the friendly moderator team running the whole sub.

When you’ve enjoyed this list of gastronomic abominations to the fullest, we cordially invite you to taste Bored Panda’s recent articles about the ‘We Want Plates’ community for dessert right here, here, and here. If you enjoy their content, check out their socials. They’ve even published a book! Bon Appétit.

More info: WeWantPlates.com | Reddit | Facebook | Instagram |Twitter | Book

#1

I Found The Actual Cocaine Course. It’s On The Beignets

I Found The Actual Cocaine Course. It’s On The Beignets

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Carter Allen
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3 years ago

love the update🤣🤣🤣

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    #2

    Lamb Chops On A Baroque Framed Mirror. When Is The Cocaine Course Served?

    Lamb Chops On A Baroque Framed Mirror. When Is The Cocaine Course Served?

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    Whatshername
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Upvote for the title

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    #3

    This Seems Almost Malicious

    This Seems Almost Malicious

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    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ewww. Do they reuse them? I still have a collection of VHS tapes, only owned by me, and I wouldn't eat off them.

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    #4

    With A Side Of Blindness

    With A Side Of Blindness

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    The long necked dino
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Other than that it's kinda awesome ngl. I wonder if you can drag the straw further up?

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    #5

    Meanwhile

    Meanwhile

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    How do things like this get past health department inspections?!

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    #6

    Pizza Inside A Box Of Pizza

    Pizza Inside A Box Of Pizza

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    JB
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    pieception

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    #7

    Got To Admit, That Was Pretty Cute (Cheesecake Samples)

    Got To Admit, That Was Pretty Cute (Cheesecake Samples)

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    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    This is not disturbing or annoying enough to be on this list.

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    #8

    Why!!??

    Why!!??

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    Justin
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is the dinosaur dishwasher safe?

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    #9

    Pancakes In Michigan. The Syrup Dripped Onto My Pants And Shoes While They Were Carrying It To The Table

    Pancakes In Michigan. The Syrup Dripped Onto My Pants And Shoes While They Were Carrying It To The Table

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    Amanda perry
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Didn't think that one out. At all

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    #10

    Desert In A 2 Star Michelin Restaurant

    Desert In A 2 Star Michelin Restaurant

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Now way this was served in a place with any number of Michelin stars

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    #11

    What The F**k

    What The F**k

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    BonBon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's just feral

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    #12

    Found This On Tumblr

    Found This On Tumblr

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Do you get a discount for making it yourself, or do you get charged extra for the privilege?

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    #13

    Man At The Next Table Got His Avocado Salad On A Pillow. Impossible To Properly Wash. Why??

    Man At The Next Table Got His Avocado Salad On A Pillow. Impossible To Properly Wash. Why??

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    Donkeywheel
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Come on.. This is obviously not an actual pillow. It’s a porcelain pillow ( s-l500.jpg s-l500.jpg ) You may find it ugly but it’s perfectly safe, hygienic and overall ok to use to serve a dish.

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    #14

    Fried Green Beans Served In A Shoe

    Fried Green Beans Served In A Shoe

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    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Well, it's your own fault; Instead of the adult menu, clearly you ordered off of the Keds menu

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    #15

    From A Friends Ig Story. I Have No Words, Only Questions

    From A Friends Ig Story. I Have No Words, Only Questions

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    No it isn't.

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    #16

    The Accursed Cup/Bowl Hybrid Has Made Its Way To China With A Cola And Xiaolongbao Combo

    The Accursed Cup/Bowl Hybrid Has Made Its Way To China With A Cola And Xiaolongbao Combo

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Actually not a bad idea really!

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    #17

    A Single Raw Shrimp Served On Rocks

    A Single Raw Shrimp Served On Rocks

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    BonBon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    *crunch* 'whoops, that was a rock, now there goes my teeth'

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    #18

    Why Does This Exist

    Why Does This Exist

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    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The damn ceramic iguana being quite realistic doesn't make things better.

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    #19

    Caption Said “A Sensory Moment” - Chocolate In Hand

    Caption Said “A Sensory Moment” - Chocolate In Hand

    TownMountain Report

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Imagine if you either hadn't washed your hands properly or had just used hand sanitiser before hand...!

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    #20

    When You Order “Ice” Coffee

    When You Order “Ice” Coffee

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's actually COOL

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    #21

    No I Have Never Wanted To Do Body Shots Off Pinocchio

    No I Have Never Wanted To Do Body Shots Off Pinocchio

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    T5n
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Judging by the hand gesture, Pinocchio isn’t fond of it either

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    #22

    Pasta Flight All Thrown Onto A Slab Of Wood

    Pasta Flight All Thrown Onto A Slab Of Wood

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That is a lot of food.

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    #23

    How About Some Spring Rolls In A Miniature Shopping Cart?

    How About Some Spring Rolls In A Miniature Shopping Cart?

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    tara
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That looks adorably delicious.

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    #24

    Could Have At Least Given A Nicer Paint Brush To Eat With…

    Could Have At Least Given A Nicer Paint Brush To Eat With…

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    Amanda perry
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The worst. A comb. I feel ill

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    #25

    I Always Wanted To Eat In A Gravel Pit, Not Knowing What Is Edible

    I Always Wanted To Eat In A Gravel Pit, Not Knowing What Is Edible

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    michelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    only five things is edible there

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    #26

    The Coffee Comes In A Disposable Cup, But Your Meal Comes In A Coffee Mug!

    The Coffee Comes In A Disposable Cup, But Your Meal Comes In A Coffee Mug!

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    crazy_stupid
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Looks like it's trying to escape

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    #27

    What If I Told You That There Was Tiramisu In There

    What If I Told You That There Was Tiramisu In There

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    Whatshername
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This one is quite funny though

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    #28

    Hay-Wrapped Chicken

    Hay-Wrapped Chicken

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    JB
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    oh come on

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    #29

    You Ever Had Your Sushi Hidden Inside A Tree Branch?

    You Ever Had Your Sushi Hidden Inside A Tree Branch?

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    CAMAW
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What sushi?

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    #30

    Ordered Tiramisu At A Restaurant. Got This Served On Cooking Paper Prepared Right In Front Of Me

    Ordered Tiramisu At A Restaurant. Got This Served On Cooking Paper Prepared Right In Front Of Me

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    Amanda perry
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Umm. Is this art?

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    #31

    We Want Chairs

    We Want Chairs

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    crazy_stupid
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Guess they wanted to upcycle...I will let myself out

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    #32

    Sir, This Is A Shovel…

    Sir, This Is A Shovel…

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    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Also, don't forget to try the house special, Lame Spine

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    #33

    This Cocktail I Got In A Plastic Bag. We Also Want Glasses!

    This Cocktail I Got In A Plastic Bag. We Also Want Glasses!

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    40 years ago you could buy soda in a sealed bag in my country. The trick was to pierce the bag for the straw without spilling the whole thing

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    #34

    No Thanks

    No Thanks

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    Amanda perry
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Does anyone else see what I see?

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    #35

    Moscow Mule In A Coin Purse

    Moscow Mule In A Coin Purse

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I want to see them clean it!

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    #36

    A Friend Suggested This Place For The Great Ambience. So I Decided To Check The Reviews

    A Friend Suggested This Place For The Great Ambience. So I Decided To Check The Reviews

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    BonBon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    🤢

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    #37

    [we Ate] Norwegian Take On The American Cheeseburger

    [we Ate] Norwegian Take On The American Cheeseburger

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I wouldn't turn this one down, regardless of being served on wood.

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    #38

    Oh Deer

    Oh Deer

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    Justin
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Oh Moose

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    #39

    Shrimp Served On Table Cloth

    Shrimp Served On Table Cloth

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    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    All the times I spent perfectly aligning shrimp tails on a tray for a party and I could have just dumped it on the table in front of my guests instead? Does this work with cocktail meatballs too?

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    #40

    My Wontons Had Bits Of Uncooked Rice Stuck In Them

    My Wontons Had Bits Of Uncooked Rice Stuck In Them

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You probably have to boil the rice yourself.

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    #41

    Risotto In A Bottle. Cheers

    Risotto In A Bottle. Cheers

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    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    At least this is kind of like a plate and can be washed easily so you know it's clean. This is like the best of the worst.

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    #42

    We Also Want Menus

    We Also Want Menus

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    Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Still better than a scan code.

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    #43

    Sliced Bread In A Leather Bag

    Sliced Bread In A Leather Bag

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    Amanda perry
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Can I keep the bag?

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    #44

    They Can't Get Away With This

    They Can't Get Away With This

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    Amanda perry
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    They can and they did

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    #45

    Tuna Tartare On An Upside Down Martini Glass…. Idk Why They Get Away With This

    Tuna Tartare On An Upside Down Martini Glass…. Idk Why They Get Away With This

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I approve of the fried lotus root chip, but that’s it.

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    #46

    Smoked Tuna With An Onion On A Rock

    Smoked Tuna With An Onion On A Rock

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    Amanda perry
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Only $99:95

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    #47

    Ordered A Lox Bagel. It Was Served Like This And I Had To Assemble It Myself

    Ordered A Lox Bagel. It Was Served Like This And I Had To Assemble It Myself

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    Amanda perry
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You should have got paid for doing the cooks job

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    #48

    Skate Poutine

    Skate Poutine

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    tara
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    I don't care what you put it on. Poutine is awesome...and I don't have to say that just because I am Canadian.

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    #49

    This Was Advertised As A Pad Thai Lunch Special

    This Was Advertised As A Pad Thai Lunch Special

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    Amanda perry
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Special alright!!

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    #50

    Bread For The Table On Coffee Filters

    Bread For The Table On Coffee Filters

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    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Not a terrible idea. I had just bought a bulk box of regular basket filters when our coffee maker died. My husband switched to only using the kuerig so I use the filters for snacks like potato chips or cookies. Better than a paper plate or having to wash an entire bowl for a handful of snacks.

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    #51

    High-End Steakhouse In Mexico City Serves Tortilla Chips In… A Hat? A Bag?

    High-End Steakhouse In Mexico City Serves Tortilla Chips In… A Hat? A Bag?

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    JB
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    this.. is unappetizing

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    #52

    I Guess We’re Using Scales Now

    I Guess We’re Using Scales Now

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    David A Paterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's how you count kilojoules these days. Weight times energy density.

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    #53

    Friend Went To Some Fancy Place In Barcelona

    Friend Went To Some Fancy Place In Barcelona

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    BonBon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Sorry...what...is...that...?

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    #54

    They Were Literally So Close!

    They Were Literally So Close!

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    saltypancakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    oh, if only there was one way to flip the plate!

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    #55

    Jaleo At Disney Springs. Hard Painted Plastic. This Thing Weighed About 5 Lbs And Looked Like It Belonged On A Roller Coaster. Chicken Croquettes

    Jaleo At Disney Springs. Hard Painted Plastic. This Thing Weighed About 5 Lbs And Looked Like It Belonged On A Roller Coaster. Chicken Croquettes

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    Tahani
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    So much chipped paint...

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    #56

    This Is… Unsettling

    This Is… Unsettling

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    Justin
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    No not a Bloody Mary, i said Mary's Blood!

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    #57

    We Want Tea Mugs!

    We Want Tea Mugs!

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Did the waiter misplace their urine sample?

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    #58

    Went On A Date And We Ordered Two Rolls. This Is How They Brought It Out. (Both The Clear Stand And The Bottle Are “Glued” Down With Wasabi)

    Went On A Date And We Ordered Two Rolls. This Is How They Brought It Out. (Both The Clear Stand And The Bottle Are “Glued” Down With Wasabi)

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That sushi looks great though.

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    #59

    BBQ'ed Halibut Served On A Fish Carcass

    BBQ'ed Halibut Served On A Fish Carcass

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    Anne Van Staden
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What. These portions look miniature and probably cost a fortune. The least they could do is give proper crockery

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    #60

    Jamon And Cheese Served On A Goat Figure?

    Jamon And Cheese Served On A Goat Figure?

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    Tahani
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Donkey actually...

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    #61

    This Restaurant Is Pretty Good But This Ad Is Foul

    This Restaurant Is Pretty Good But This Ad Is Foul

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    David A Paterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I once found a live worm in my vermicelli.

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    #62

    Dutch Bitterballs In A Wooden Clog

    Dutch Bitterballs In A Wooden Clog

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    tara
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    At least the food is wrapped in paper.

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    #63

    Not Confusing At All

    Not Confusing At All

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    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Are those black beans or rocks?

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    #64

    Finally Saw One In Real Life. The Legendary Tiramisù In A Moka Pot!

    Finally Saw One In Real Life. The Legendary Tiramisù In A Moka Pot!

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    How very Italian.

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    #65

    Whole Corn With Garnish Served On Candlestick

    Whole Corn With Garnish Served On Candlestick

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    JB
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    most practical so far, and yum! elotes!

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    #66

    Just Need My Taco Rock Slab To Be A Bit Larger…

    Just Need My Taco Rock Slab To Be A Bit Larger…

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's slate, not a "rock slab".

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    #67

    Dessert On A Trowel

    Dessert On A Trowel

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Do you just shove the whole thing at once?

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    #68

    Horror Scene Or Food?

    Horror Scene Or Food?

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    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The restaurant just chose the wrong protein for this dish; Had they used hanger steak, people would be raving

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    #69

    Croquettes On A Rolling Pin. They Were Tasty But, Hello?

    Croquettes On A Rolling Pin. They Were Tasty But, Hello?

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    Ban-One
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Looks clean enough, has some protecting paper, no sauce or anything. Not too bad...

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    #70

    Does This Belong Here?

    Does This Belong Here?

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    Olivia Dean
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    1986 called- they want their clam shells back

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    #71

    A Bird's Nest For Appetizers. To Be Fair The Food Was Amazing

    A Bird's Nest For Appetizers. To Be Fair The Food Was Amazing

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    Mrs. Sherri C (Sherbear)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Do they reuse the bird nests?

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    #72

    Wings On A Stick

    Wings On A Stick

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    Mrs. Sherri C (Sherbear)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Again not bad it's skewers.

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    #73

    It's The Cheese Cake

    It's The Cheese Cake

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    Satan Laughs
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is so one minute ago.

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    #74

    Tiramisu And Paloma, Rome

    Tiramisu And Paloma, Rome

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    PleasantCrocodile
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'm more interested in the powdered champagne mix packet clipped to the glass with a clothespin.