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Valentine's Day is sneaking up on us, besties! Do you know what’s been making me smile lately? Going through my ridiculously huge collection of food puns (444 and still growing—help! I can’t stop!) and picking out the absolute cutest ones for Valentine's cards.

I’ve narrowed it down to 18 that will totally make your boo melt like butter on warm toast! Yesterday, I showed them to my roommate, and she literally couldn’t stop giggling. She said these are definitely more memorable than your usual Valentine's cards. I totally get it if you’re rolling your eyes at me right now, but I promise your crush will appreciate your sense of humor!

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Let’s Avo-Cuddle

Avocado-themed food pun card with smiling avocados and hearts, saying "Let's avo-cuddle."

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Karina
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is me, cleaved in half and still thinking love is for me :p

I've always loved silly dad jokes and wordplay; even as a child, I used to do a lot of word-based puzzles and was a bit of a nerd. I've been writing content online for 15+ years now, first as a freelancer, then started building my own websites.

About a year ago, I saw a couple of punny greeting cards in a local store that made me giggle, and it gave me an idea to start a new blog where I can collect all the best puns, which I decided to name FoodieGiggles. I find food the easiest to make jokes around because it's such a staple in our lives! I mean, you don't see an elephant every day, but you probably walk by a pizza place pretty often even if you don't eat it every day.

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    You Make Miso Happy

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    #3

    You Make My Heart Go Bananas!

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    My favorite card from the whole collection is probably the one that says "Let's avo-cuddle" because my husband gifted me the cutest heatable avocado plush last year and we literally call her Ava Cuddle.

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    Our Love Is Nacho Average Kind

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    #5

    You Make Life Gouda

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    Len Hill
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get it. Gouda is pronounced gow da. Gow rhymes with cow.

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    I use puns a lot in my own cards – I've written a bunch recently for Christmas, and I'm kinda known as a pun person in my close circle.

    I'm actually in the process of making a big DIY Valentine's card for my husband, where I'll have actual candy bars as part of it – found this cool idea on Pinterest. It's handy that I already have these two sweet collections and don't need to research the puns for my hubby's card!

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    Muffin Compares To You!

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    #7

    Oreo Gonna Kiss Me Or What?

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    In addition to my 444 Valentine's puns, I’ve also got 345 candy-themed puns perfect for complementing sweet gifts. Curious? Take a look!

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    You Mocha Me So Happy!

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    You’re Berry-Sistible!

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    #10

    I’m Hooked On You Like Taffy On Teeth

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    #11

    I Have A Hole Lot Of Love For You

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    Potato Vic
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of shower me with love, you sprinkle me with love 😂

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    Let’s Stick Together Forever

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    You’re My Favorite Catch

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    I’m Cocoa-Nuts About You

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    I’m Cocoa-Nuts About You

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    You’ve Got Me Sandwiched In Love

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    You’re The Coolest

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