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“Please Explain”: FBI Admits Some Charlie Kirk ‘Conspiracy Theories’ Might Not Be So Far-Fetched
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“Please Explain”: FBI Admits Some Charlie Kirk ‘Conspiracy Theories’ Might Not Be So Far-Fetched

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FBI Director Kash Patel has taken to his X account with a long-winded promise to be “thorough and exhaustive” in his investigation of the late Charlie Kirk’s assassination.

The statement comes as the right-wing influencer’s funeral proceedings–believed to have attracted 200,000 mourners at Arizona’s Glendale State Farm–kick off, with Republican high-profiles like JD Vance and Donald Trump expected to speak.

Highlights
  • Kash Patel vows “thorough and exhaustive” probe into Charlie Kirk’s assassination.
  • FBI examining Discord chats, hand signals, and possible accomplices.
  • Online backlash intensifies, fueling conspiracy theories about the slaying.

Patel’s post on X comes a week after he erred publicly with the premature announcement that authorities had captured Kirk’s assassin. 

It was later revealed that the Utah law enforcement hurriedly released the person they had in custody when he made the claim, and the manhunt continued for another 33 hours.

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    FBI Director Kash Patel says his organization is reviewing the location from which the shot came

    Image credits: Win McNamee/Getty

    In an X announcement posted during the Arizona memorial service, Patel claimed that he was “committed to ensuring” a thorough investigation into the conservative blowhard’s demise.

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    He made reference to “evidence emerged” claiming that U.S.’s entire law-enforcement bloc was behind the investigation and that it is probing beyond the initial findings.

    The post suggests that the organization has since doubled down on the location the shot was fired from, “the possibility of accomplices, the text message confession, related conversations,” and “Discord chats.”

    Image credits: YaYaMagaQueen

    It is not the first time Discord has come up in the investigation.

    The Donald Trump nominee claimed the FBI was investigating hand signals caught on tape at the time

    In a press conference following Tyler Robinson’s arrest, Utah Governor Spencer Cox told the media that the 22-year-old assassin’s housemate surrendered digital communications pertaining to the weapon used in the assassination and where it would be stashed afterward.

    The Discord exchange also touched on Robinson’s alleged need to change clothes.

    Image credits: WorldNewsTonight

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    Patel’s assessment further referenced “the angle of the shot and bullet impact, how the weapon was transported, hand gestures observed as potential “signals” near Charlie at the time of his assassination.”

    Videos making their rounds on X show men close to Kirk moving their hands 

    One such (perceived) hand signal was by an individual dressed in a white T-shirt and baseball cap.

    Holding a phone covering Kirk in one hand, he touches the rim of his hat with the other. 

    Image credits: FBI Salt Lake City

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    David Castaneda Jr on X wrote:  

    “FBI Director Kash, these 2 men standing behind Charlie Kirk look like they were giving hand signals right before the shot went off, you might want to look into it!”

    Another pointed out a man in a black shirt standing on the far side of Kirk.

    “Guy in the black shirt also makes hand signals right before Charlie was shot,” wrote a netizen with the handle MJTruthUltra.

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    An airplane thought to have turned off its transponder at the time of the assassination was probed

    Image credits: Utah County Sheriff’s Office

    “Some details are known today, while others are still being pursued to ensure every possibility is considered,” Patel’s update continued.

    He also referenced an aircraft departing a location around the time of Kirk’s assassination, which was initially thought to have turned its transponder off.

    “After interviews with the pilot and consultation with the FAA, we determined the transponder was not turned off. Incomplete flight data in rural areas caused the apparent gap,” the update reads.

    The internet is not happy with Kash Patel

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    The post gave rise to broad speculation and a growing hawkishness toward the Trump-nominated chief.

    “I’m afraid you’re proving yourself to be a liar and a fraud. Too bad, we need a hero in your position. Act today or resign today,” wrote one person.

    “If that is true, please explain to me how he was shot in the neck with a 30-06 rifle and there is no exit wound?” supposedly onto a whole new theory.

    Image credits: sortor.us

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    “Your lack of transparency and integrity on the Epstein files means we have ZERO trust for you on the Charlie Kirk investigation,” echoed one netizen.

    The FBI director falsely announced that the assassin was in custody

    The public’s attitude of dissent for Patel did not flourish overnight. On September 11 he wrote on X: “The subject for the horrific sh***ing today that took the life of Charlie Kirk is now in custody.”

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    At almost exactly the same time closer to ground zero, Spencer Cox  explained that the shooter had not been caught.

    Image credits: FBIDirectorKash

    “I want to make it crystal clear right now, to whomever did this, we will find you,” he said.

    Less than two hours later Patel walked back his statement saying:

    “The subject in custody has been released after an interrogation by law enforcement. Our investigation continues and we will continue to release information in interest of transparency.”

    Patel received backlash from both sides of the political aisle for his faux pas

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    Bored Pandareported previously that the faux pas drew backlash from both sides of the aisle, with rightwing activist Chris Rufo saying:

    “He performed terribly in the last few days. We would be wise to take a moment and ask whether Kash Patel has what it takes to get this done.”

    From the Democrat camp, Senator Dick Durbin observed that Patel parts with the age-old tradition of keeping “its mouth closed until it believes it’s the right time and the right message.”

    Some think that the ongoing saga will be “made into a film”

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    A writer with a journey spanning hard news, food, and culture, with bylines in The Epoch Times, NTD, Dented Armour, Tasting Table, and Mashed. At Bored Panda the focus has pivoted to entertainment, tracking celebrity newsmakers, Hollywood drama, and viral stories while vying to give more substance and less surface.

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    Mel in Georgia
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no conspiracy. It seems pretty plain that this guy had a beef with Kirk, saw the opportunity, and got a lucky (in his eyes) shot off. He's a stupid young guy who easily got caught. Patel's snafus show, yet again, how Trump's picks for top positions are unprofessional and underprepared for their important jobs.

    Nils Skirnir
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus he used his grandfather’s 80 year old Mauser to murder Kirk. The Mauser is a fine weapon and great for deer hunting, but grandpa’s weapon. This wasn’t a mastemind or anyone highly trained. Just another Discord gamer bro with a grudge and access to a .30-06. There are millions of them out there.

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dave has set a new low bar for BP authors.

    Ode
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dangerously misleading title, since at no point in the text is it described that the FBI would have admitted to the conspiracy theories having truth to them. A new low for Bored Panda, people who just read the title can be badly misinformed

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patel is just a Trump talking bobblehead now, as proven by the recent hearings. Expect the same nonsense, lies and b******t his beloved icon spews

    WakandaPanda
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kim Jong Orange needed a martyr and Charlie K wanted the 'Epstein' files released !

    Zet
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am still convinced Trump wanted Kirk dead — so he could raise him up as a martyr. It’s the same choreography we saw during Trumps campaign, when the sniper ‘almost’ killed him. Weird how his ear healed faster than anyone could explain, and now that people are starting to ask uncomfortable questions, suddenly we get something bigger, louder, bloodier to drown it all out. And who paid back then the price? An ordinary father in the crowd. Shot down in front of his children, collateral damage written off as sacrifice ‘for the greater good.’ Meanwhile, Kirk's death is spun into the perfect fuel. Every speech, every headline, dripping with hate and accusation against the left. Trump feeds on outrage, and now he’s got a feast. So yes, I’m convinced. He gave the order. Kirk was executed for a narrative, and the grieving father was a bonus for his narrative. A small death,— but a very big win for his campain.

    🇺🇦 PrincessPatton 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling Kirk a blo hard is unprofessional. No matter what you think of his views or his style, this kind of vocabulary is inflammatory and inappropriate at a time when it is important to be impartial in reporting the facts.

    Zarra
    Community Member
    2 months ago

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    Mel in Georgia
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no conspiracy. It seems pretty plain that this guy had a beef with Kirk, saw the opportunity, and got a lucky (in his eyes) shot off. He's a stupid young guy who easily got caught. Patel's snafus show, yet again, how Trump's picks for top positions are unprofessional and underprepared for their important jobs.

    Nils Skirnir
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus he used his grandfather’s 80 year old Mauser to murder Kirk. The Mauser is a fine weapon and great for deer hunting, but grandpa’s weapon. This wasn’t a mastemind or anyone highly trained. Just another Discord gamer bro with a grudge and access to a .30-06. There are millions of them out there.

    Load More Replies...
    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dave has set a new low bar for BP authors.

    Ode
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dangerously misleading title, since at no point in the text is it described that the FBI would have admitted to the conspiracy theories having truth to them. A new low for Bored Panda, people who just read the title can be badly misinformed

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patel is just a Trump talking bobblehead now, as proven by the recent hearings. Expect the same nonsense, lies and b******t his beloved icon spews

    WakandaPanda
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kim Jong Orange needed a martyr and Charlie K wanted the 'Epstein' files released !

    Zet
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am still convinced Trump wanted Kirk dead — so he could raise him up as a martyr. It’s the same choreography we saw during Trumps campaign, when the sniper ‘almost’ killed him. Weird how his ear healed faster than anyone could explain, and now that people are starting to ask uncomfortable questions, suddenly we get something bigger, louder, bloodier to drown it all out. And who paid back then the price? An ordinary father in the crowd. Shot down in front of his children, collateral damage written off as sacrifice ‘for the greater good.’ Meanwhile, Kirk's death is spun into the perfect fuel. Every speech, every headline, dripping with hate and accusation against the left. Trump feeds on outrage, and now he’s got a feast. So yes, I’m convinced. He gave the order. Kirk was executed for a narrative, and the grieving father was a bonus for his narrative. A small death,— but a very big win for his campain.

    🇺🇦 PrincessPatton 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G1aNxNSaUAEHVO6?format=jpg&name=small

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling Kirk a blo hard is unprofessional. No matter what you think of his views or his style, this kind of vocabulary is inflammatory and inappropriate at a time when it is important to be impartial in reporting the facts.

    Zarra
    Community Member
    2 months ago

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