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Person Spends His Time In Quarantine Looking At What People Are Selling On Facebook, Compiles A Hilarious Collection
Locking yourself inside your home to help flatten the coronavirus curve provides people with so much free time, they take up new hobbies. Imgur user yuyufan43, for example, started browsing Facebook ads. But not the ones that pop up in your feed. They've been looking at what people are selling on the site. And the more they were scrolling, the funnier it got.
After coming across such gems as an "original ball and chain" from the 1800s and super creepy "doll art", yuyufan43 decided to compile the most ridiculous ads and share them with the Internet. Thank you, my lord.
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#1
I Actually Did Message The Chick About This. I Want It. And I Want It Bad
GenXandEarnedItAll 5 years ago
They should hand these out to the covidiots who refuse to stay at home for reasons other than allowed.
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#2
This Is Just One Of Many Different Sections Of This Person’s Clown House
Dat Bored Pugtato =0= 5 years ago
Don’t laugh. But when my family hired a clown for my sisters 10th birthday, she kicked him in the no no square and ran into the house while screaming. She hates clowns.
AzKhaleesi 5 years ago
no no sqare lmao I thought this was just something me and my kids said (started as a very in appropriate song joke that I'm sure I can't put here lol)
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Monika Soffronow 5 years ago (edited)
Why did the fad of collecting thousands of for example clowns ever take off? Collecting outstanding quality pieces of something I can understand, but this is madness.
Recognizing the problem, the World Health Organization (WHO) released guidance on how people can protect their mental health during these difficult times.
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#3
This One Is Legit My Favorite Thing On Earth Right Now. Just That Happy Little Grin While It’s All Torn Apart On The Machine That Could Put It Back Together. It’s Irony. It’s Poetic. It’s Art... Or It’s Not. Probably Not
Little Wonder 5 years ago
Same! I have one I found at the thrift store and it's awesome. 1936 model!
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Dat Bored Pugtato =0= 5 years ago
Furbies are worst. I had one and I left It in a tub downstairs with a box of crayons during the summer and it melted the colors into. It looked like pennywise the clown
N’Baro Atksteel X377 5 years ago
Oh my god, hah. I’ve heard they never shut up, no matter what you do to it. Is that true?
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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Ok the other doll was that price too. I think they just put numbers up in a row.
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Eddie Maurer 5 years ago
Holy c**p people are crazy thinking they could get that type of money, no actually people are crazy cuz they will spend that type of money on this.
Eddie Maurer 5 years ago
Nevermind I didn't realize that it was just 123456...
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JustAAnotherGirl 5 years ago
That sewing machine is probably from the Victorian/Edwardian era and I would have payed for it
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#4
I Wonder If These Come Pre-Sticky
#5
I Kinda Like The One On The Left
Water Bottle 5 years ago (edited)
This shows that there are two types of people in this world, one type who likes creepy stuff, and the other type who is deathly afraid of anything scary.
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#6
This One Would Be Awesome If The Eyes Were Leds And It Lit Up At Night
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
I love everything creepy. Dolls are on the uncomfortable creepy side for me, but still creepy so it counts. I would love to have this. I like the idea of the eyes lighting up.
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Wait is that price right or did they put up an imaginary number?
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Michelle Antoinette 5 years ago
Lol that person is delusional about the uniqueness of their product. Over 100 grand for a doll head stuck in a lantern?! Yeah nah...
Nance Cascan 5 years ago
Am I the only one that sees those dots at the bottom of pic and scroll left just to see if possibly there are more pictures 🤷🏻♀️
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
The lantern is awesome. Maybe the doll head is easily removed?
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You Guys Wanna Listen To Some Toons? Just Let Me Whip Out My Box Of Corn Niblets
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
That's what it says on the package...
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Took Me Three Hours To Do The Shading On The Upper Lip
QueenoftheSquids 5 years ago
The caption killed me Napoleon Dynamite is I've if my favorite movies
#9
Wide, Child Bearing Hips. Some People Find That Sexy
Sardonic Scribe 5 years ago
Who's selling these abominations??? And who the hell would pay that kind of money for them??
Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago
I agree with the 'doll' part in the title. If you divide the price by 10,000, you might get some sales.
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Dolls face is kinda pretty. Which makes it even creepier.
#10
Let’s Face It, You’re Buying A Book With A Sprinkle Of Barbie All Over It. Delicious
glowworm2 5 years ago
That book is real. There used to be a fad on adding zombies into classic literature books thanks to Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.
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Sarah Stalder 5 years ago
Okay, I kinda like this one. Not enough to buy or even own it. Zombieland is always cool.
Jaxson Evans 5 years ago
We just finished reading Alice's Adventures in Wonderland in reading class for E-learning. Everyone hates the teacher so why not swap out our copies with this?
#11
This One’s Face Looks Like How I Feel
Iva Kazalova 5 years ago
Someone is wildly deluded about how much their s****y, creepy doll art is worth 🙄
#12
I Wonder If Coins Come Out Of Her Slot?
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Gotta be the same person. The dolls are $123456. Should be $666
kitty_player 03 5 years ago
Okay stop with the dirty jokes. It can be funny without being dirty
N’Baro Atksteel X377 5 years ago
If I were a psychologist, the creator of this would be my college thesis.
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Martin Burley 5 years ago
There is a doll artist in Marlborough that makes up 90% of this article and it needs to be stopped!
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Dave Chapman 5 years ago (edited)
This article started out not bad, but then totally devolved into a "Doll Art" propaganda piece, just doll parts ripped apart and pasted onto random objects!! So, what did I think? This article is C**P!
Martin Burley 5 years ago
There is a doll artist in Marlborough that makes up 90% of this article and it needs to be stopped!
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This article started out not bad, but then totally devolved into a "Doll Art" propaganda piece, just doll parts ripped apart and pasted onto random objects!! So, what did I think? This article is C**P!
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