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Maps distort reality because the Earth is a three-dimensional sphere, and any attempt to represent it on a flat surface requires compromise.

It's like trying to make a rectangle out of an orange peel. You have to stretch it, squash it, and tear it to do so.

To fully understand the concept, Threads user Ken Mack asked everyone on the platform to explain it in a way that even a 10-year-old would comprehend. And people delivered!

Here are some of the funniest and most creative replies he received.

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Rafael
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7 months ago

Mercator projection is now known as the Chad Projection

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    Jeff White
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    7 months ago

    This is a simple and clear (Orange peel reference) explanation of an age old issue. I worked with a Science convention and they always gave a gift to the host city's science education effort. One year that got a GIANT inflatable globe (sort of like a bounce house). The teachers could setup the globe in a school auditorium and the whole class could go inside and see the actual sizes of continents, etc. IT WAS BRILLIANT! Incredibly effective. BTW, the continent of AFRICA is much much larger than any flat map shows.

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    WindySwede
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    7 months ago

    This must be the best explanation for the globe -> mercator(?) projection! 🌍🌎🌏

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    WindySwede
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    7 months ago

    100% this!

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    Am I Funny? Maybe or maybe not
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    7 months ago

    Logical.

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    Bi.Felicia
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    7 months ago

    I'm guessing the fun little website is thetruesize.com?

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    Michael None
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    7 months ago

    Never miss an opportunity to bash Americans. We aren't all uneducated morons, only the loudest of us, just like every other country on Earth. Dumb people think high volume makes them smarter but people who generalize based on a person's country now that is really dumb.

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    Andrew Keir
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    7 months ago

    Nice try, but prolix explanations end in an empty room.

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    WindySwede
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    7 months ago

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    That's what someone's husband said..? 🤷‍♂️

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    Andrew Keir
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    7 months ago

    A good start to College work - totally challenge misconceptions.

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    Anony Mouse
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    7 months ago

    Nothing about this is close to correct 😫

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    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Yep 👍🏻. Upvote for the West Wing, and one of the best episodes 😊. Is the West Wing nearly a ballroom now?

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    Andrew Keir
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    7 months ago

    That's the best explanation I've seen in many, many years.

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    Andrew Keir
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    7 months ago

    How did you manage that?

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    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Oh right, blame it on the curves 😣

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    Michael Largey
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    7 months ago

    Uhhhh... Alaska?

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    Lil be lil
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    7 months ago

    Geez what happened to Greenland and Canada and the far n northern Global North?

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    7 months ago

    Looks like Australia!

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    Judes
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    7 months ago

    It's OK for the northern hemisphere, but pretty bad for the southern hemisphere.

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    Am I Funny? Maybe or maybe not
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    7 months ago

    This cant be right

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    Virgil Blue
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    7 months ago

    Flat Earthers love this one, but only because they don't really understand what it is.

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    Andrew Keir
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    7 months ago

    They are demonstrated. I'd query 'taught' as 10 year olds aren't usually up to spherical trigonometry

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    7 months ago

    What're they smoking?

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    Lil be lil
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    7 months ago

    Doesn't work well at all.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Wut?

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    nicholas nolan
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    7 months ago

    Maybe, but more likely the majority of the world's population resides in the northern hemisphere(majority not white).

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    Eliza
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    7 months ago

    The distortion itself isn't intentional, just unavoidable. Imperialism definitely is responsible for the choice to put the Northern hemisphere on top and Europe in the center though.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    7 months ago

    The location of the equator is Eurocentric? OK.... Tell us where you would put it!

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    Lil be lil
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    7 months ago

    And how much gold and minerals and labor there is to exploit. China has a big interest.

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    nottheactualphoto
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    7 months ago

    If I'm not mistaken, South America is overwhelmingly Roman Catholic. Try again.

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    Jeff White
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    7 months ago

    Wow, that is overreach. You must have outrageously long arms.

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    Andrew Keir
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    7 months ago

    Mercator is equally 'wrong' in the Northern and Southern hemispheres; it's most accurate near the equator and hopeless near the poles. It's not race, it's latitude.

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