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Europeans Get Back At Americans With “American Mind Can’t Comprehend” Meme (30 Pics)
The differences between Americans and Europeans, especially Western Europeans, seem to be endless, no matter where you look. The driving culture is different, the restaurant culture is different, and people carry themselves differently when they’re out and about. Even the smallest things, such as the temperature of drinking water, are things Europeans and Americans are ready to disagree on.
However, if there is one thing both sides can agree on, it's that they love teasing each other about these differences. Americans like to point at European high taxes, paid bathrooms, and awful smoking habits. Europeans, on the other hand, like to bring up the healthcare system, sugary foods, and the unfair tipping arrangements.
So, it’s no surprise that when the recent trend of things that the “European mind can’t comprehend” took off, the Europeans were ready to strike back. They all took it personally and came up with a bunch of things that the “American mind can’t comprehend,” and shared them online. Scroll down to marvel at the funniest of them all.
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TheAmericanAmerican 3 years ago
Meh, this one's weak. I learned both the moronic imperial system AND the metric system in my 1990-2000s US education.
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Mrs. Ginger McSarcasm 3 years ago (edited)
They exist in America. They're just not the same as they once were. The toy is in one half and the food part in the other half
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Roan The Demon Kitty 3 years ago
why do I get the feeling that this photo was taken in the Netherlands? >.>
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TheAmericanAmerican 3 years ago
But but how else are the bloodsucking insurance companies supposed to make their profits??? Who'll think of the billionaires?? 🥺
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jimmy jack 3 years ago
Living in Germany these are on every house, dont have A/C but these really help keep the house cool
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Annik Perrot 3 years ago
They used to be common here. It's the original bidet, for washing "down there". Bidet is a deprecating name for "horse", since you had to ride it. It was introduced in the late 19th century... as a preventative for both MSTs and unwanted pregnancies, and was first popular with courtesans. "Honest" women didn't touch ( or wash) " those places".
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TheAmericanAmerican 3 years ago
Best add the mainland European minds to the list since I've yet to meet one who does this ;)
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Feathered Dinosaur 3 years ago
I'm German like that clown and I can't comprehend this either. I hope he just wants to share with 12 buddies
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Awesome At Being Autistic 3 years ago
Um yeah, American here. I learned to drive on a stick shift.
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Mrs. Ginger McSarcasm 3 years ago
It looks like just a pen to me. Is there something special about it?
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Kobe (she) 3 years ago
Not everywhere though. Come to the Netherlands and you will pay like 3 euros for a small one ( 1/4 liter , which is half the size on te picture)
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Stardust she/her 3 years ago
The UK must be way smaller than I thought. It takes 2 days to cross my state on car
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TotallyNOTaFox 3 years ago
To be fair, most of europe also can't comprehend the British cuisine either
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Feathered Dinosaur 3 years ago
I think they do comprehend humongous serving sizes better than we do
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General Anaesthesia 3 years ago
I'm pretty sure the American mind can "comprehend" a heck of a lot more than this article claims.
longlivethequeen554 3 years ago
Yep, just like the European mind. This stuff is just insulting!
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Zedrapazia 3 years ago
What's it with making reverse articles of things that were unpopular on this site recently? First all the celebrity articles, now girl math and boy math that nobody likes, and now this? We already had the reverse and it was downvoted, learn from it!
Lama 3 years ago
They use it for clickbait ads on other website/apps. Sadly, it works. I don't think they even care the regular pandas downvote it, it's already served its purpose by then. Turning the worst of humans into money. It's a twisted world we live in :(
Load More Replies... Weasel Wise 3 years ago (edited)
Good job BP "writers", this is the third anti-American "article " in a week. Way to really spread the stupidity and xenophobia, ya àsswipes! I know this isn't true but, by all the hateful shìt this website puts out, sounds like Europeans can't comprehend how to be kind, civil humans. I'd rather be wrongfully thought as ignorant than so blatantly, undeniably a dìckhead.
General Anaesthesia 3 years ago
I'm pretty sure the American mind can "comprehend" a heck of a lot more than this article claims.
longlivethequeen554 3 years ago
Yep, just like the European mind. This stuff is just insulting!
Load More Replies... Zedrapazia 3 years ago
What's it with making reverse articles of things that were unpopular on this site recently? First all the celebrity articles, now girl math and boy math that nobody likes, and now this? We already had the reverse and it was downvoted, learn from it!
Lama 3 years ago
They use it for clickbait ads on other website/apps. Sadly, it works. I don't think they even care the regular pandas downvote it, it's already served its purpose by then. Turning the worst of humans into money. It's a twisted world we live in :(
Load More Replies... Weasel Wise 3 years ago (edited)
Good job BP "writers", this is the third anti-American "article " in a week. Way to really spread the stupidity and xenophobia, ya àsswipes! I know this isn't true but, by all the hateful shìt this website puts out, sounds like Europeans can't comprehend how to be kind, civil humans. I'd rather be wrongfully thought as ignorant than so blatantly, undeniably a dìckhead.
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