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Mom Thinks The Unique Name She Gave Her Child Is A Gift, Is Furious When She Legally Changes It
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Mom Thinks The Unique Name She Gave Her Child Is A Gift, Is Furious When She Legally Changes It

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Do you remember, a couple of months ago, we brought you a wonderful and funny selection of baby names, proving that dad is not always the best person to choose a name for a newborn? Well, now it’s time to restore justice – not all moms have common sense in naming children.

Moreover, some mothers seem to sincerely believe that the best thing they can give their offspring is a “unique” name. And the fact that later the child will suffer problems in life with a name that looks simply strange to other people – who actually cares? At least this story from the user u/LowMistake7491 is the best proof of that.

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The author of the post is dating a girl whose mom gave her a very weird name

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In fact, the name sounds quite common, but it differs very much in writing

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So one day the girl had had enough of it and officially changed her name to its pronunciation

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The girl’s mom, however, was incredibly outraged at such a ‘betrayal’

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The woman broke into the couple’s apartment and showered the daughter with accusations and insults

Now let’s meet the hero of our story – the Original Poster (OP) is a guy dating a girl who has a very rocky relationship with her own mom. There are many reasons for this, the author tells us, but one of the main ones is that at birth, the mother “awarded” her daughter with a completely strange name.

No, the name sounds quite normal, but in writing, everything turns out differently. Something like Hayzelle Mahrree, the OP writes. Moreover, at the time of the girl’s birth, her parents were not officially married, so she received her mom’s last name.

Perhaps you understand well that in adult life, at work, in school and so on – such a ‘unique’ name only caused problems for its bearer. And so, the girl took a completely logical and rational step – one fine day she did the proper paperwork and officially became ‘Hazel Mary,’ and to top it off, she also changed the last name to her dad’s.

Well, the OP and his girlfriend, of course, expected a violent reaction from her mom to this news, but they didn’t at all expect that it would be so damn volcanic. The mom literally broke into their apartment (the couple made a strategic mistake by renting it not far from the mom’s place) and showered her daughter with insults, accusations of ingratitude and God knows what else.

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According to the woman, she, as a mother, has every right to name her daughter as only she wants, and this name is supposedly the best thing that her daughter received from her. Mom became more and more angry with each passing minute, so it took the OP’s physical intervention to push her out the door. Well, now the angry woman curses them both at every opportunity, and the author and the girl are seriously thinking about changing their place of residence…

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The desire for parents to stand out when coming up with a name for their child can actually take many forms. Let’s say a baby can get a fairly well-known name, but not very popular in the recent years or even decades. Or parents may simply like a certain word.

Perhaps the most famous example is basketball legend Kobe Bryant, who was named after the popular meat dish, Kobe beef, which his parents once saw on the menu of a restaurants in Europe where his dad, also a fairly famous basketball player, then played. Or maybe another basketball dad: LaVar Ball, whose three sons also all have first names starting with L.

“No one keeps a tally of how many people change their names each year,” Chicago Tribune quotes Bruce Lansky, the author of several books about names. According to this source, the number of such people varies around 50K per year.

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The reason for a name change can be literally anything – from a change of religion (Cassius Clay becoming Muhammad Ali or Lewis Alcindor becoming Kareem Abdul-Jabbar) to social beliefs (Lloyd Bernard Free becoming World Be Free). Or Ron Artest becoming first Metta World Peace and then Metta Sandiford-Artest (I honestly have no idea about the reasons for the name change here, but this example still looks damn outstanding).

In any case, the right attitude towards the likely change of a child’s name upon reaching adulthood was shown by the great musician David Bowie, who first named his son Zowie, and then in one of his interviews calmly noted that if his son later wants to change his name, then it’s his own business. Fast forward to now, that’s exactly what happened, and we now know the former Zowie Bowie as the film director Duncan Jones.

Well, if earlier, in the old days, picking a name for a newborn child really meant something for their fate (at least the parents and all the people around them sincerely believed in it), today it’s mainly solely a matter of the name-givers’ aesthetic preferences. And these aesthetic preferences can indeed be quite questionable.

Accordingly, such a parent cannot be called otherwise than ‘entitled’. So the vast majority of people in the comments to the original post unanimously sided with the author and his girlfriend. “Congrats to your girlfriend in getting the name she wanted,” one commenter aptly wrote. “I am sorry her mother is having that way and hope leaves you two alone so that you don’t have to break your lease.”

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In fact, when choosing a “quirky” or “cute” name for a child, many parents probably don’t even suspect that years will pass, their baby will grow up and will be left to deal with this name alone. “We don’t name babies, we name adults. No sane adult is going to sign their name as ‘Dr. Nevaeh Jhoone Smith’ or ‘Judge Kinzlee McTinsley Parker’,” another person says quite sarcastically.

And, perhaps, the most witty comment was this one: “This is such a tragedy.” So what do you, our dear readers, think about this situation? Do you remember any similar cases of such an inappropriate naming?

Most of the commenters sided unanimously with the author and his girlfriend, stating that she did 100% right

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zedrapazia avatar
Zedrapazia
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This fits wonderfully well with the other post right around the corner where some guy wants to convince his wife to call their daughter Stuarta. People, babies are humans, give them real names! I wouldn't even give a frog such a strange name, and they don't even listen to me

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4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

where are the frogs from, there was a story the other day on BP about a rescue dog that was not obeying any commands until they realized the dog only understood Spanish (I think) and once they switched form talking to the dog in English to speaking to it in Spanish it obeyed the commands, check your frogs passport

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This weird name and weird spelling of common names needs to stop. It makes the parents look stupid and the kids get teased all their school years at the least.

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4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS! But it gets worse, because adults with unique names earn less. Other studies show employers deliberately avoid people with unique names. They avoid the headache. In every situation where a person has a choice, they will avoid the person with the too-unique name. (Note: some of this is adjacent to racism or anti-immigrant, since many unique names in America come from other cultures, but it's also a sign of poverty, since for the longest time only poor people gave their kids unique names. And today, you see a unique name you think "entitled snowflake.")

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The Doom Song
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please stick with traditional spelling. Especially if you want people to take your kid seriously as an adult.

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brittany
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4 weeks ago

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but what if a name has more than one traditional spelling. like stephanie and stephany. which one is correct?

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zedrapazia avatar
Zedrapazia
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This fits wonderfully well with the other post right around the corner where some guy wants to convince his wife to call their daughter Stuarta. People, babies are humans, give them real names! I wouldn't even give a frog such a strange name, and they don't even listen to me

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LAWLAWLAW
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4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

where are the frogs from, there was a story the other day on BP about a rescue dog that was not obeying any commands until they realized the dog only understood Spanish (I think) and once they switched form talking to the dog in English to speaking to it in Spanish it obeyed the commands, check your frogs passport

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Libstak
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This weird name and weird spelling of common names needs to stop. It makes the parents look stupid and the kids get teased all their school years at the least.

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BK BigFish
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4 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS! But it gets worse, because adults with unique names earn less. Other studies show employers deliberately avoid people with unique names. They avoid the headache. In every situation where a person has a choice, they will avoid the person with the too-unique name. (Note: some of this is adjacent to racism or anti-immigrant, since many unique names in America come from other cultures, but it's also a sign of poverty, since for the longest time only poor people gave their kids unique names. And today, you see a unique name you think "entitled snowflake.")

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The Doom Song
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please stick with traditional spelling. Especially if you want people to take your kid seriously as an adult.

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brittany
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4 weeks ago

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but what if a name has more than one traditional spelling. like stephanie and stephany. which one is correct?

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