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Karen Keeps Ringing Doorbell For 10 Minutes To Complain About Neighbor’s Lawn, They Are Horrified
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Karen Keeps Ringing Doorbell For 10 Minutes To Complain About Neighbor’s Lawn, They Are Horrified

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Some neighbors are sweet and bring over cookies, while others bring complaints and a measuring tape for your lawn. There’s always that one person on the block who acts like they’re running a mini HOA of pure pettiness.

They have eyes sharper than a hawk’s, their nose permanently in everyone else’s business, and an uncanny ability to materialize whenever your trash bins are 3 inches out of place.

That is one Redditor’s neighbor, who decided to pay them a surprise visit, ringing their doorbell for 10 minutes and ruining their peaceful work-from-home vibes, just to complain about the lawn.

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    One neighbor’s peace was ruined by a 70-year-old lady who banged at their door for 10 minutes, faked a “wellness check” and complained about their lawn

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    “In this neighborhood we keep our lawns looking nice” : The woman payed the neighbor a surprise visit, banging at their door and complaining about the lawn

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    The neighbor slammed the door in the entitled lady’s face after she faked a wellness check just to complain

    The OP (original poster), lives in a cozy college town, trying to survive the remote work grind and have a bathroom break in peace. That is, until the doorbell started ringing. And ringing. And still ringing.

    At first it seemed like maybe a package delivery. But when the ringing turned into a 10-minute attack on the doorbell button, and then somehow evolved into banging on the back door, it quickly became clear that this wasn’t your average Amazon drop-off. It was a 70-year-old lady on a mission.

    When our OP finally answered the door, they were greeted by a woman who looked like she had just stepped off the set of Desperate Housewives: Retirement Edition. Complete with a fake smile and nasal sass, she chirped “I’m doing a wellness check! We haven’t seen you in days and your lawn looks awful.” Seriously, lady?

    First of all, the OP goes out regularly. Second, their car was literally in the driveway. And third, what kind of wellness check involves backyard stalking? Turns out, this wasn’t about health – it was about hedges. Because the second the OP said, “Yep, we’re fine,” she couldn’t help but deliver a complaint about their lawn.

    What’s extra ironic is that there is an HOA in the neighborhood, but it doesn’t even have grass rules. It’s more of a community fund than a rule-happy dictatorship. So, this woman’s “wellness check” was nothing more than a power trip in pastel polyester.

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    To find out more about the story, Bored Panda reached out to the poster for some comments. They told us that, although their past interactions with the woman were brief, their conversations had generally been friendly. Because of this, the recent encounter took them by surprise.

    We wanted to know if the neighbor eventually left on her own. The poster shared that the woman was quite persistent, ringing the doorbell and knocking until they responded. However, after speaking with her, she left voluntarily.

    We asked the poster if any of the neighbors commented on their lawn before. The poster noted that no neighbors had previously made remarks about their lawn, aside from a few compliments about the landscaping, which was done by previous owners. They also shared that they hadn’t heard of anyone else in the neighborhood having problems with that particular woman.

    We wanted to know how the encounter made the poster feel. “My main emotion was honestly shock. The experience itself was rather frightening, especially once I started hearing someone banging on my back door, but once I learned that this whole thing was just to complain about my lawn, I primarily just felt shocked and a bit annoyed,” the poster shared.

    Finally, we asked the poster if they reported this incident to anyone or considered installing the Ring doorbell afterward. We found out that the poster did not report the event to any authorities, but they did decide to install a Ring doorbell later that evening.

    At the end of the day, not everyone has the time, or the emotional bandwidth, to mow their lawn every single week. And unless your neighbor’s front yard has become a jungle capable of hosting a Tarzan reboot, maybe just keep your opinions to yourself (and your finger off the doorbell).

    What’s your take on this story? Drop your thoughts and share your wildest neighbor stories in the comments below!

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    Rūta Zumbrickaitė

    Rūta Zumbrickaitė

    Author, BoredPanda staff

    Hi! Here at Panda's I'm responsible for Photo Editing and all of the things surrounding it. I love finding great, moody or even dramatic photos to fit the story. Besides that, I'm a proud owner of 3 cats with the silliest names and a bazillion plants<3You can find me at a makeup counter with headphones swatching all of the sparkly eyeshadows

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get that Ring Doorbell hooked up so you can record her every damned time she decides to get out her ruler and start measuring the length of each blade of your grass. Always a good idea to compile more evidence.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd get one warning from me, and then I'm opening the door with a supersoaker. Install that Ring pronto.

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    Chris the Bobcat
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer the door naked with arms wide, then shout with glee, "HE TOLD ME YOU WOULD COME!!!" When she stands there, shocked, hang your head and say, "He lied..." and shut the door.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get that Ring Doorbell hooked up so you can record her every damned time she decides to get out her ruler and start measuring the length of each blade of your grass. Always a good idea to compile more evidence.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd get one warning from me, and then I'm opening the door with a supersoaker. Install that Ring pronto.

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    Chris the Bobcat
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer the door naked with arms wide, then shout with glee, "HE TOLD ME YOU WOULD COME!!!" When she stands there, shocked, hang your head and say, "He lied..." and shut the door.

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