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Teacher Teaches Kids About Sex, Can’t Stop Laughing At Their Questions
Teacher Teaches Kids About Sex, Can’t Stop Laughing At Their Questions
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Sex Ed is always an awkward, exciting and hilarious part of the curriculum for students, as pubescent teens begin to make sense of the weird hormonal urges taking place in their bodies.

While the easy availability of adult content on the internet means that kids are picking up sexy truths a lot earlier than they used to, the blissful naivity of youth hasn’t been completely corrupted just yet, if these example questions from students after a Sex Ed class are anything to go by.

Shared by the friend of a Sex Ed teacher at elementary school, these hilariously innocent questions are pure gold, and remind us of our own clueless and awkward fumblings around the subject of sex. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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    Ilona Baliūnaitė

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    Ilona Baliūnaitė

    Ilona Baliūnaitė

    Author, BoredPanda staff

    I'm a Visual Editor at Bored Panda since 2017. I've searched through a multitude of images to create over 2000 diverse posts on a wide range of topics. I love memes, funny, and cute stuff, but I'm also into social issues topics. Despite my background in communication, my heart belongs to visual media, especially photography. When I'm not at my desk, you're likely to find me in the streets with my camera, checking out cool exhibitions, watching a movie at the cinema or just chilling with a coffee in a cozy place

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my extended family all the kids have grown up from birth surrounded by animals - chickens, cats, dogs, horses, cows - and reproduction is witnessed and explained from before they go to school. They've all grown up well adjusted and knowing how it all works, they're not traumatised or over-awed by it, and they can spot sexual ignorance, intolerance, and bigotry a mile away. I'm all for sex education from the time the first question is asked - if they're old enough to ask the question they're old enough to hear the answer. Anyone who thinks otherwise is imposing their own sexual insecurities or mal-adjustments onto young people who deserve truth over lies, fairy-tales, or inhibited euphemisms that only lead to embarrasment and potentially serious problems when the kids are older.

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't agree with you more! Most people wanting to take children out of sex education stating 'I want to teach them myself' are usually just trying to slow up the child's learning with some misguided idea it keeps them innocent. Do they not realise that children share things in playgrounds anyway?

    Load More Replies...
    Little Menace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was about 3 or so I knew that somehow my dad was involved in making me but I didn't know how. So when I asked my mum said that I was very, very small and crawled from my dad into my mum's tummy. However my parent's bed was [as common in Germany] two halves of a big bed, with a gap of about 1cm in between the beds. So I asked how I got across the gap if I was so tiny. Mum didn't know and said I probably jumped. I became a scientist.

    Liz dJ
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite the Origins story you have xD

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    Crazy Dog Lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's fantastic to teach young kids about sex. I wish the elementary school my kids go to did. It empowers them, allows them to talk about sex freely which can help prevent sexual abuse.

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Stork and the Gooseberry Bush belief should only last as long as a child believes in Father Christmas

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    Han
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first lesson is consent. I used to teach sex education and counsel teenagers at an STD clinic. I don't think mocking children is okay on any level. They haven't consented to their private questions being tweeted world wide. I realise that they aren't directly identified, but when things go viral on the net it's possible they may read it, or another young person may and feel mocked because they have not had thorough sex education and have similar questions.

    Ellis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment deserves more upvotes

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    Xandra
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some 10-15 years ago I had some sex ed classes with 15-16 year olds from a professional school (not sure what the equivalent is - where they learn to be mechanics, plumbers and so on). The questions surprised me quite a bit... For instance "Can you get pregnant doing oral" or "Does it prevent pregnancy if you wash with vinegar" (ouch!!!) and so on. That't why sex ed should be done earlier!

    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monilip there is no need to be so cruel. Some people aren't clever, which is not their fault, and some people had an awful education. At least they are trying to learn now. Try and have some compassion.

    Load More Replies...
    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having taught Sex Ed myself for many many years these questions have brought back memories! "If we both hold our breath when he ejaculates there won't be a baby will there because the sperm and the egg will be oxygen deprived. Is this true?" "What if my penis is so big it gets stuck inside a vagina?" I used to get my students to write any questions they had down on paper and placed into a hat and I would pick them out one at a time and answer them, so no one knew whose question was being read out- that way I knew they where able to get those questions they desperately wanted to know but were too embarrassed to ask. Sounds like this is what this teacher here did too, the best way I think- makes sure all questions that probably sound silly to them so they won't ask, but then realise 90% of the class also wondered all too embarrassed to ask!

    Xandra
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I did also, anonymous questions on notes, and those who didn't have any were supposed to write "I don't have any question". There were few of these notes, anyway.

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    DforDorothy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Click.. Click clickclick.... Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick.. CLICKCLICK... CLICK!!!

    Wiggity
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    There's goes Dorothy again........clicking the bean.

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    Ali Cat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is great. All of these are valid (albeit somewhat silly) questions that open up the discussion. If we would start teaching about sex and sexual health earlier than high school, we'd avoid a lot of unplanned pregnancies, and misinformation or embarrassment about sex, health and pleasure.

    Heather Vance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my Gosh these are amazing and hilarious. Straight from the mouths of babes. I love it! My youngest is famous for stuff like this. I hope she grows up to be a comedian because she's hilarous. One of my most fave examples: "My 30th Birthday" Her: "Momma - how old are you? (she was about 5) Me: I'm 30 today Honey. Her: *Look of absolute horror and shock comes across her face and she even pales a little* "Whaaaaat???!! Mom! You should be DEAD!!!" Me: ....... (thanks honey....thanks momma loves you too) We STILL talk about this years later and I tell her I can't wait until she's 30 LMAO!!

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum was horrified when I asked her if Jesus was around when she was little

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did one get the idea that it took 24 hours?

    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could also be that they confused ovulation with intercourse. Ovulation only last 24 hours.

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my extended family all the kids have grown up from birth surrounded by animals - chickens, cats, dogs, horses, cows - and reproduction is witnessed and explained from before they go to school. They've all grown up well adjusted and knowing how it all works, they're not traumatised or over-awed by it, and they can spot sexual ignorance, intolerance, and bigotry a mile away. I'm all for sex education from the time the first question is asked - if they're old enough to ask the question they're old enough to hear the answer. Anyone who thinks otherwise is imposing their own sexual insecurities or mal-adjustments onto young people who deserve truth over lies, fairy-tales, or inhibited euphemisms that only lead to embarrasment and potentially serious problems when the kids are older.

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't agree with you more! Most people wanting to take children out of sex education stating 'I want to teach them myself' are usually just trying to slow up the child's learning with some misguided idea it keeps them innocent. Do they not realise that children share things in playgrounds anyway?

    Load More Replies...
    Little Menace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was about 3 or so I knew that somehow my dad was involved in making me but I didn't know how. So when I asked my mum said that I was very, very small and crawled from my dad into my mum's tummy. However my parent's bed was [as common in Germany] two halves of a big bed, with a gap of about 1cm in between the beds. So I asked how I got across the gap if I was so tiny. Mum didn't know and said I probably jumped. I became a scientist.

    Liz dJ
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite the Origins story you have xD

    Load More Replies...
    Crazy Dog Lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's fantastic to teach young kids about sex. I wish the elementary school my kids go to did. It empowers them, allows them to talk about sex freely which can help prevent sexual abuse.

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Stork and the Gooseberry Bush belief should only last as long as a child believes in Father Christmas

    Load More Replies...
    Han
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first lesson is consent. I used to teach sex education and counsel teenagers at an STD clinic. I don't think mocking children is okay on any level. They haven't consented to their private questions being tweeted world wide. I realise that they aren't directly identified, but when things go viral on the net it's possible they may read it, or another young person may and feel mocked because they have not had thorough sex education and have similar questions.

    Ellis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment deserves more upvotes

    Load More Replies...
    Xandra
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some 10-15 years ago I had some sex ed classes with 15-16 year olds from a professional school (not sure what the equivalent is - where they learn to be mechanics, plumbers and so on). The questions surprised me quite a bit... For instance "Can you get pregnant doing oral" or "Does it prevent pregnancy if you wash with vinegar" (ouch!!!) and so on. That't why sex ed should be done earlier!

    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monilip there is no need to be so cruel. Some people aren't clever, which is not their fault, and some people had an awful education. At least they are trying to learn now. Try and have some compassion.

    Load More Replies...
    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having taught Sex Ed myself for many many years these questions have brought back memories! "If we both hold our breath when he ejaculates there won't be a baby will there because the sperm and the egg will be oxygen deprived. Is this true?" "What if my penis is so big it gets stuck inside a vagina?" I used to get my students to write any questions they had down on paper and placed into a hat and I would pick them out one at a time and answer them, so no one knew whose question was being read out- that way I knew they where able to get those questions they desperately wanted to know but were too embarrassed to ask. Sounds like this is what this teacher here did too, the best way I think- makes sure all questions that probably sound silly to them so they won't ask, but then realise 90% of the class also wondered all too embarrassed to ask!

    Xandra
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I did also, anonymous questions on notes, and those who didn't have any were supposed to write "I don't have any question". There were few of these notes, anyway.

    Load More Replies...
    DforDorothy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Click.. Click clickclick.... Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick.. CLICKCLICK... CLICK!!!

    Wiggity
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    There's goes Dorothy again........clicking the bean.

    Load More Replies...
    Ali Cat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is great. All of these are valid (albeit somewhat silly) questions that open up the discussion. If we would start teaching about sex and sexual health earlier than high school, we'd avoid a lot of unplanned pregnancies, and misinformation or embarrassment about sex, health and pleasure.

    Heather Vance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my Gosh these are amazing and hilarious. Straight from the mouths of babes. I love it! My youngest is famous for stuff like this. I hope she grows up to be a comedian because she's hilarous. One of my most fave examples: "My 30th Birthday" Her: "Momma - how old are you? (she was about 5) Me: I'm 30 today Honey. Her: *Look of absolute horror and shock comes across her face and she even pales a little* "Whaaaaat???!! Mom! You should be DEAD!!!" Me: ....... (thanks honey....thanks momma loves you too) We STILL talk about this years later and I tell her I can't wait until she's 30 LMAO!!

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum was horrified when I asked her if Jesus was around when she was little

    Load More Replies...
    Master Markus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did one get the idea that it took 24 hours?

    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could also be that they confused ovulation with intercourse. Ovulation only last 24 hours.

    Load More Replies...
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