50 Oddly Specific Rules That Were Probably Created Because Someone Did A Very Stupid Thing

He got angrier as the sign was made

poor squirrel

Bear: Oops, I did it again teehee

i want to know what those "recent events" were

“I’m under the age of 18 because I only have a Birthday once a year and it hasn’t been for 18 years yet.”

I have a few questions

They should let the child/children take turns giving the tattoo

"haunt your own house" lmaoo

But the ducks go quackers over them

So um. My 6 year old can read now and randomly shouts out things he sees on signs. I’m not sure I want to explain this to a first grader.

That's what the seagulls said...

Do not squeeze racoon to force poop. It is raccoon choice to poop on lucky people. Pig is less picky. Pig will poop on unlucky people too.

At the hospital: "I just slipped and fell on it doc, I swear."

i scream

*quietly cries*

tiktok should be strictly prohibited most places

dammmn . _ _____

But I need to keep track of the visions in my eyes!

Probably stems from that short video of someone throwing a cheese slice onto a crying baby’s head, causing them to stop crying in surprise. Probably worked for a few seconds, but definitely not a viable long-term solution.

tacobell should also be banned, as part of rule #2...

But do they have a highway to hell?

Then I will applaud their farts

aw man :(

Florida or Texas?

The best I can do for you is Bob’s Wallaby Hut about a mile down the road

Ah darn, there goes my weekend

tee hee

But what if you're a really smart dog? So smart you're taking the SATs? Blatant discrimination!

If you are going to eat carpet please do it in the band closet

We all float together or not at all, young man!

the fact they had to put this up XD

If you've every stayed in a hostel or camp ground, you understand.

I'd like to know what caused this.

What do you do when you leave your tape measure at home???

As a kid I used to float in the water face down and see how long I could hold my breath. It took a while for me to realise why it was freaking the adults out.

The bones add a buttery, slightly salty taste to my coffee though :(

Translation: Please don't throw tissues in the urinal

Glad they cleared that up.

... did they mean AM?

I mean, 2am-10am is a subset of any time

I totally trust the in depth research that obviously went into that warning.

Before or after flushing?

Saxophones are ok tho, right?

They must have had an old friend of mine as a patient. She used to empty everything in the room into her purse. She took one of those very bright hot lights used for gynecological exams and accidentally burned down her house!! Karma?

I read that as “arms” three times before I realized…

The underlines really make this even better

Or fish. For the love of all that is good in the world.

what about hand satanizing?

Probably not, someone more than likely just got water or similar all over the glass.

Those countries prohibit the import of poisonous foods. Thank Odin I live in 'merica. Fk yeah!

You’ll get cold feet

Now I know where I'm going on vacation

This isn't really strange, a lot of places prefer cash to credit cards since credit card companies will charge sometimes.

Isn’t that what bathrooms are for?

Thai: Do not step on sink. (from the reddit link under the photo).

I recon it’s that one person who announces when they’re going to poo in the chat

Please use either hand to purchase a better camera.

Oddly specific

😆 🤣 😂

Because small children gnaw on and ingest things that kill them.

ya dirty perv

This doesn’t seem that crazy to me, allergies can be so dangerous. I had a coworker who had an anaphylactic reaction to a honeydew melon, epi for the win.

This ice cream sign is double dipped

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