14 Kids’ Toys That Will Prepare Your Child For Adulthood, Created With Dalle-3 By Jimmy Neiron
Interview With ArtistPeople are often frustrated that school doesn't teach practical life skills. They say: why didn't they teach us how to pay taxes, or how to take a loan for a house, and so on.
Well, Jimmy Neiron took it a bit further, and with the help of the Dalle-3 neural network, he generated kids' toys that would prepare children for adulthood early on. This set of toys introduces kids to real adult experiences like depression, bill-paying, and beer-drinking.
So, without further ado, we present you with toys that might be too real.
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these are all ai generated toys done on dall-e 3 https://medialeaks.ru/0210rgg-str-int-dalle-3-toys/
Aww, no! They’re wrong for this one, LOL. I’m glad they didn’t include a fake bottle of antidepressants, though. 😂
Bored Panda reached out to Jimmy Neiron, AKA Evgeniy Matskevich, to learn more about him and his toy collection. First of all, he introduced himself: “My name is Evgeniy Matskevich, I am an engineer by education, with a master's degree in information systems. Now I am a pictorialist and author of comics, I have been popularizing science through memes and comics for more than 7 years (I work in the public Obrazovach and other scientific communities). A year ago, when the boom of neural networks began, I decided to take up neural network art and started the Jimmy Neiron channel.”
I got a hangover, whoooo-ooo, I've been drinking too much my first beer
Load More Replies...The f**k does it say in the parentheses edit: oh it looks ai made
all of these are AI generated, they just chose to say what engine was used because articles that say they're AI are getting lots of (well justified) hate
Load More Replies...My dad would always send me to fetch him a beer. I'd open it and take a sip. He put up with it because it was better than having to get up himself. As an adult, I won't drink beer. I can't stand the taste.
I unfortunately know a dad who gives his 9 year old son a few sips of beer daily. He really wants his son to be a man's man - grow up to play sports, drink beer, etc.
Omg, my mum & sisters would pitch a fit with this one (but my BILs would be roaring with laughter)! 😂
Evgeniy has been sharing all sorts of generated content on his Jimmy Neiron channel, but his toys have caught our attention the most. We wanted to know what inspired him to create this quite shocking collection.
“Recently, the third version of the Dalle neural network became available for public use. People involved in image generation embraced it with enthusiasm and began experimenting with its capabilities. In one of the chats of such enthusiasts (Chat of the Neuroaesthetics channel), I saw a picture with a plastic toy in the form of a bong, the paradox of this combination led me to the idea of creating a selection with 'non-children’s' toys. Together with my friends, we sketched out several phenomena and things related to adult life that children do not encounter. Some of them, in addition to the most abstract ones, were implemented,” shared Evgeniy.
At first I saw a mouth on the cup, until I realised it's meant to be a coffee bean... It took me a couple of minutes.
I find it strange that parents let their kids drink pepsi and dr pepper but forbid coffee.
I worked the toddler room at a daycare (12-24 months). I had a giant travel mug from a convenience store that would hold an entire pot of coffee. When I got to work, I poured out the entire pot (yes, I made another) and added tons of milk and sugar. I drank from it all day. It helped. Little Chester would point to it and say "Co-ffee." in his cute little baby voice.
Now with realistic bubbling sounds!
Load More Replies...It's just the Sims bubble machine. Chill, people.
We asked Evgeniy to describe the process of creating these visualizations and what challenges and breakthroughs he encountered during the creative process.
“In principle, this neural network is very responsive to requests and 'understands' well what they want from it. Once I came up with the basis of the prompt ('packaging a plastic children’s toy in the form of something'), things went very quickly. I translated the descriptions of the toys into English and ran these prompts through a neural network. Some concepts, such as depression, needed to be described in detail so that the neural network would visualize them exactly as I imagined (in the case of depression, a sad person in a tracksuit, with a pillow and a slice of pizza),” explained Evgeniy.
You have to drown your sorrows in ice cream. The frozen-ess dulls the pain of your freshly split heart.
What’s going on with those pictures along the bottom? Does the little girl have holes in her shirt? Is that the sun with a….face mask? What’s that pink haired person doing? I need answers!
Omg … & I left a comment on another post, thankful that this wasn’t an actual thing! I’m glad they didn’t actually put a real name on the “pill bottle”, but damn. 😅
We also asked Evgeniy to share what he would like for people to take away from these toy sets. He shared: “From my point of view, the effect of this selection is achieved through the dissonance between childhood innocence and the often traumatic experiences of adulthood. The combination of colorful plastic and images from the adult world creates a visual paradox. Partly this selection evokes nostalgia for carefree childhood times, partly it is aimed at kidults, people who never grow up, for whom life remains a game. It seems to me that these images are meant to remind us of the childish part of us and remind us of how important it is to preserve a childish view of the world. But of course, everyone can take away something different.”
And lastly, he added: “Try to remain young at heart, that is, be curious, open to new things, and do not lose the ability to be surprised.”
I think I would’ve cried if someone bought me this toy as a kid, LOL. 🤣
I'm so sorry for your loss. <3 I had to euthanize my German Shepherd in 2010 (cancer) and I still miss her. I hope you were able to keep a bit of fur or a pawprint - those little things can help so much.
Load More Replies...I I went through my first faith crisis as a child. But the reason is different than what you may think. Too personal to share, but it wasn’t rape
When I was a kid, there were bound to be toy guns in any collection of toys. I suppose no-one necessarily GAVE pre-schoolers toy guns, but someone was bound to get a trove of hand-me-down toys that included several. And ALL the action figures had tiny little blasters or ray guns or phasers or whatever. Even the pacifist, liberal do-gooders of Star Trek ALWAYS carried guns.
I too remember my first Paapkowarkop. Truly a rite of adulthood.
Kids these days don't go through the Paapkowarkop early enough. In my day, we'd have six year-olds that have gone through four Paapkowarkops, all completely skarboggled and everything. The world has gone to the pits.
Load More Replies...ah... i remember the first time i got a paapkowarkop. such a heartfelt moment.
it was the same paapkowarkop my dad got
Load More Replies...its clearly a tax and trying to cwlculate ur total tax. either that or hallucination and depression
"my a crosis of faith" is nonsense but feels significant in a way I can't put into words
Idk why but "mrst" is very funny to me. To be fair, Dall-e 3 seems to be better at that in some cases, but if you ask me that's a shame. Pretty pictures and coherent words are cool and all but I'd hate to live in a world where blursed nonsense like "mrst" and "mu your soy" are long forgotten and t2i is just used for something boring like making stock images that aren't even memeable /hj
Load More Replies...I love how no matter how far ai art gets it just will not understand words 😂😂😂 Like ah yes, I love my Ta I PAP.AATATIAP
Obvious Plant makes odd products like these for real and without some AI
Obvious Plant makes bizarre and existential "products" like this without AI.
Okay I laughed way too hard at these. But my sense of humour is a bit warped
I am so sick of these AI things, but can we please just downvote and move on? Commenting is engagement and will make BP think we like this horsesh*t.
Why haven't all AIs very quickly figured out which characters are standard in a Western alphabet?
Thank you. I've had a long day and absurdity is something I need to recoup. I dunno why but to me nonsense is a healing kind of funny, and the kind of stuff that text-to-image generators make make mixed with obvious plant antics is what I needed
Obvious Plant makes odd products like these for real and without some AI
Obvious Plant makes bizarre and existential "products" like this without AI.
Okay I laughed way too hard at these. But my sense of humour is a bit warped
I am so sick of these AI things, but can we please just downvote and move on? Commenting is engagement and will make BP think we like this horsesh*t.
Why haven't all AIs very quickly figured out which characters are standard in a Western alphabet?
Thank you. I've had a long day and absurdity is something I need to recoup. I dunno why but to me nonsense is a healing kind of funny, and the kind of stuff that text-to-image generators make make mixed with obvious plant antics is what I needed
