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People are often frustrated that school doesn't teach practical life skills. They say: why didn't they teach us how to pay taxes, or how to take a loan for a house, and so on.

Well, Jimmy Neiron took it a bit further, and with the help of the Dalle-3 neural network, he generated kids' toys that would prepare children for adulthood early on. This set of toys introduces kids to real adult experiences like depression, bill-paying, and beer-drinking.

So, without further ado, we present you with toys that might be too real.

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With A "Pinch" Of Dark Humor, The Neural Network Generated Children's Toys That Can Prepare A Child For Adult Life (15 Pics)

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Mistiekim
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just one slice? When my depression hits, it’s the whole pizza…..

Simon Pickford
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

these are all ai generated toys done on dall-e 3 https://medialeaks.ru/0210rgg-str-int-dalle-3-toys/

AspieGirl88
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww, no! They’re wrong for this one, LOL. I’m glad they didn’t include a fake bottle of antidepressants, though. 😂

meow point1
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I eat pizza in bed even when I'm feeling fine.

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Bored Panda reached out to Jimmy Neiron, AKA Evgeniy Matskevich, to learn more about him and his toy collection. First of all, he introduced himself: “My name is Evgeniy Matskevich, I am an engineer by education, with a master's degree in information systems. Now I am a pictorialist and author of comics, I have been popularizing science through memes and comics for more than 7 years (I work in the public Obrazovach and other scientific communities). A year ago, when the boom of neural networks began, I decided to take up neural network art and started the Jimmy Neiron channel.”

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    #2

    With A "Pinch" Of Dark Humor, The Neural Network Generated Children's Toys That Can Prepare A Child For Adult Life (15 Pics)

    JimmyNeiron Report

    mulk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only when you've played too much with "my first beer"

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a hangover, whoooo-ooo, I've been drinking too much my first beer

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    xWILTED_ROSEx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg it even comes With I eovenG HANGVDVS DURS

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The f**k does it say in the parentheses edit: oh it looks ai made

    day light
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all of these are AI generated, they just chose to say what engine was used because articles that say they're AI are getting lots of (well justified) hate

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That toy needs a big KFC feed attached.

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    With A "Pinch" Of Dark Humor, The Neural Network Generated Children's Toys That Can Prepare A Child For Adult Life (15 Pics)

    JimmyNeiron Report

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad would always send me to fetch him a beer. I'd open it and take a sip. He put up with it because it was better than having to get up himself. As an adult, I won't drink beer. I can't stand the taste.

    EhCanadian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I unfortunately know a dad who gives his 9 year old son a few sips of beer daily. He really wants his son to be a man's man - grow up to play sports, drink beer, etc.

    NetworkNate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that hand is obviously not real

    AspieGirl88
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, my mum & sisters would pitch a fit with this one (but my BILs would be roaring with laughter)! 😂

    lemsip
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was white wine and cider for me.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    . . . and the start of my beer belly.

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    Evgeniy has been sharing all sorts of generated content on his Jimmy Neiron channel, but his toys have caught our attention the most. We wanted to know what inspired him to create this quite shocking collection.

    “Recently, the third version of the Dalle neural network became available for public use. People involved in image generation embraced it with enthusiasm and began experimenting with its capabilities. In one of the chats of such enthusiasts (Chat of the Neuroaesthetics channel), I saw a picture with a plastic toy in the form of a bong, the paradox of this combination led me to the idea of ​​creating a selection with 'non-children’s' toys. Together with my friends, we sketched out several phenomena and things related to adult life that children do not encounter. Some of them, in addition to the most abstract ones, were implemented,” shared Evgeniy.

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    With A "Pinch" Of Dark Humor, The Neural Network Generated Children's Toys That Can Prepare A Child For Adult Life (15 Pics)

    JimmyNeiron Report

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I saw a mouth on the cup, until I realised it's meant to be a coffee bean... It took me a couple of minutes.

    Stay Off My Lawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it strange that parents let their kids drink pepsi and dr pepper but forbid coffee.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked the toddler room at a daycare (12-24 months). I had a giant travel mug from a convenience store that would hold an entire pot of coffee. When I got to work, I poured out the entire pot (yes, I made another) and added tons of milk and sugar. I drank from it all day. It helped. Little Chester would point to it and say "Co-ffee." in his cute little baby voice.

    lemsip
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had my first coffee in childhood. I can't remember when we started drinking a cup of it every Saturday afternoon after lunch.

    Ada Hiestand
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one kids can try out anyways 😂😂

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaahhh . . . a dream becoming reality

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    With A "Pinch" Of Dark Humor, The Neural Network Generated Children's Toys That Can Prepare A Child For Adult Life (15 Pics)

    JimmyNeiron Report

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a gift Snoop Dogg would give at a baby shower

    AspieGirl88
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, what the fr*ck?! LMAO. 😂😂

    S WO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Is your toddler cranky, a picky eater & won't sleep?? Say goodbye to the all nighter & Hello wake & baker!"😆

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is great if your kid is going as Cheech or Chong for Halloween, just expect lots of stares and possibly knocking at your door.

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    We asked Evgeniy to describe the process of creating these visualizations and what challenges and breakthroughs he encountered during the creative process.

    “In principle, this neural network is very responsive to requests and 'understands' well what they want from it. Once I came up with the basis of the prompt ('packaging a plastic children’s toy in the form of something'), things went very quickly. I translated the descriptions of the toys into English and ran these prompts through a neural network. Some concepts, such as depression, needed to be described in detail so that the neural network would visualize them exactly as I imagined (in the case of depression, a sad person in a tracksuit, with a pillow and a slice of pizza),” explained Evgeniy.

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    With A "Pinch" Of Dark Humor, The Neural Network Generated Children's Toys That Can Prepare A Child For Adult Life (15 Pics)

    JimmyNeiron Report

    SofieTheMJFan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to drown your sorrows in ice cream. The frozen-ess dulls the pain of your freshly split heart.

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs to be a carton of chocolate

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s going on with those pictures along the bottom? Does the little girl have holes in her shirt? Is that the sun with a….face mask? What’s that pink haired person doing? I need answers!

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like hangovers, a broken heart means you had have a pounding heart.

    Laura Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it when will it be in United States.

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    With A "Pinch" Of Dark Humor, The Neural Network Generated Children's Toys That Can Prepare A Child For Adult Life (15 Pics)

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    Axisgaymtf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its all fun and games until it opens

    Dynamite Samurai Koala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love the smell of fresh antidepressant in the morning

    AspieGirl88
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg … & I left a comment on another post, thankful that this wasn’t an actual thing! I’m glad they didn’t actually put a real name on the “pill bottle”, but damn. 😅

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Follow up on the depression gift.

    Laura Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already have an antidepressant but still want it.

    We also asked Evgeniy to share what he would like for people to take away from these toy sets. He shared: “From my point of view, the effect of this selection is achieved through the dissonance between childhood innocence and the often traumatic experiences of adulthood. The combination of colorful plastic and images from the adult world creates a visual paradox. Partly this selection evokes nostalgia for carefree childhood times, partly it is aimed at kidults, people who never grow up, for whom life remains a game. It seems to me that these images are meant to remind us of the childish part of us and remind us of how important it is to preserve a childish view of the world. But of course, everyone can take away something different.”

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    And lastly, he added: “Try to remain young at heart, that is, be curious, open to new things, and do not lose the ability to be surprised.”

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    With A "Pinch" Of Dark Humor, The Neural Network Generated Children's Toys That Can Prepare A Child For Adult Life (15 Pics)

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    AspieGirl88
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would’ve cried if someone bought me this toy as a kid, LOL. 🤣

    S WO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Right.....Rent at MY PARENTS HOUSE ?!

    Laura Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep teach them young everything costs money

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    With A "Pinch" Of Dark Humor, The Neural Network Generated Children's Toys That Can Prepare A Child For Adult Life (15 Pics)

    JimmyNeiron Report

    Julian Slate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "FAT" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    Joseph Stillman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    had to put down my 80 pound boxer about 2 months ago, still hurts

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry for your loss. <3 I had to euthanize my German Shepherd in 2010 (cancer) and I still miss her. I hope you were able to keep a bit of fur or a pawprint - those little things can help so much.

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    Black Garbage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here lies fat. It will be dearly missed by all of us, RIP Fat.

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    With A "Pinch" Of Dark Humor, The Neural Network Generated Children's Toys That Can Prepare A Child For Adult Life (15 Pics)

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    René Sauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, can´t have one if you don´t have faith...

    JR Doyle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My First Lawyer" and "My First Psychiatrist" sold separately.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? No god, next you’ll be tell’n there ain’t no Santa Clause.

    Debra Newell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I I went through my first faith crisis as a child. But the reason is different than what you may think. Too personal to share, but it wasn’t rape

    S WO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I needed this at 8!😆😆

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    With A "Pinch" Of Dark Humor, The Neural Network Generated Children's Toys That Can Prepare A Child For Adult Life (15 Pics)

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    User# 6
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    2 years ago

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    Yeah, because, you know, toy guns are typically American.

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, there were bound to be toy guns in any collection of toys. I suppose no-one necessarily GAVE pre-schoolers toy guns, but someone was bound to get a trove of hand-me-down toys that included several. And ALL the action figures had tiny little blasters or ray guns or phasers or whatever. Even the pacifist, liberal do-gooders of Star Trek ALWAYS carried guns.

    Laura Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For any 2nd amendment supporters child

    GPZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come-on, only a Walther PPK 🤣🤣

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Survivor of the hood. Don’t leave home without one.

    ma li
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *pumped up kicks plays*

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    With A "Pinch" Of Dark Humor, The Neural Network Generated Children's Toys That Can Prepare A Child For Adult Life (15 Pics)

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too remember my first Paapkowarkop. Truly a rite of adulthood.

    Ghost Of Writer's Past
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids these days don't go through the Paapkowarkop early enough. In my day, we'd have six year-olds that have gone through four Paapkowarkops, all completely skarboggled and everything. The world has gone to the pits.

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    Dynamite Samurai Koala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah... i remember the first time i got a paapkowarkop. such a heartfelt moment.

    Dynamite Samurai Koala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its clearly a tax and trying to cwlculate ur total tax. either that or hallucination and depression

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learning all about wasted time.

    Corbin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, so that's what tax evasion looks like!!

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    With A "Pinch" Of Dark Humor, The Neural Network Generated Children's Toys That Can Prepare A Child For Adult Life (15 Pics)

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    Julian Slate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "my a crosis of faith" is nonsense but feels significant in a way I can't put into words

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only faith and cross you will ever need.

    meow point1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gamer got too wasted after having a crisis of faith.

    m4xhunt3r
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why tf is there a snes controller

    Josh the Happy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slacker barely trying with the AI.

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    With A "Pinch" Of Dark Humor, The Neural Network Generated Children's Toys That Can Prepare A Child For Adult Life (15 Pics)

    JimmyNeiron Report

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Gosh, AI art is SO amazing! Just look at all of those real words! Like "decilearation" and "mrst" and "preiwace"! And I just love hitting the "ox" key on my own calcu-typewriter at home! It always makes such a satisfying "ta ipap aatatiap" sound! /s

    Julian Slate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk why but "mrst" is very funny to me. To be fair, Dall-e 3 seems to be better at that in some cases, but if you ask me that's a shame. Pretty pictures and coherent words are cool and all but I'd hate to live in a world where blursed nonsense like "mrst" and "mu your soy" are long forgotten and t2i is just used for something boring like making stock images that aren't even memeable /hj

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    Dana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think an AI would be intelligent right?

    Bree Maurer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how no matter how far ai art gets it just will not understand words 😂😂😂 Like ah yes, I love my Ta I PAP.AATATIAP

    Julian Slate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you done your tax deci learaction today?

    Cécile V.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations Bored Panda for advertising that c**p

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your best friend Tax Form 1040

    possessedcat101 (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The names just keep making less sense. MRST PREYWACE!!!

    MachinistsRule
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these looked like op stroked out towards the end...

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