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Dad Goes Christmas Tree Shopping Without Mom, Decides To Troll Her With Hilarious Pics
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Dad Goes Christmas Tree Shopping Without Mom, Decides To Troll Her With Hilarious Pics

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Of all the dad jokes out there, this one’s a little bit more refined. When Imgur user  came back from Christmas tree shopping, he decided to play a little gag on his wife.

Before he sent a pic of the purchase, the guy applied some Photoshop magic to it. Thus, the tree ended up looking too big for the couple’s home. Truth be told, his wife did an excellent job of keeping it together. Only one swear word!

The history of the Christmas tree traces back to the symbolic use of evergreens in ancient Egypt and Rome, continuing with the German tradition of candlelit Christmas trees first brought to America in the 1800s. As HISTORY pointed out, plants and trees that remained green all year had a special place in people’s hearts in the winter long before Christianity. Similar to the way we decorate our homes during the festive season with pine, spruce, and fir trees, our ancestors hung evergreen boughs over their doors and windows. There was a common belief in many places that evergreens would keep away witches, ghosts, evil spirits, and illness.

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In the Northern hemisphere, the shortest day and longest night of the year take place during December 21 or December 22 and are known as the winter solstice. Many ancient people believed that the sun was a god and that winter came because it had fallen sick and weak. They celebrated the solstice because it meant that the sun god would start feeling better again. Evergreen boughs reminded them of all the life that would flourish again when the sun god was strong and summer would return.

People appreciated the innocent joke

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savannahyoung avatar
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I gotta say it, the photoshopped pic inside the house is suuuuper obvious lol

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Marcellus the Third
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once you know it is, then yes; and somewhat the same for the indoors... But the moment, especially on the way home looking at your messages: No, not at all --- I'd not suspect it for a second.

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Demi Zwaan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is she not upset by it costing 190 dollars? Tell me that’s not a normal price for such a tree...

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Lisa Kaufman
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually wasn't instantly shocked about the price because we live in the Bay Area and the average cost of a decent-sized tree is over $100. However, I would've been upset about having spent $190 if I then made him get rid of it! :)

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Sivi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother got a tree that was very wide, his wife was not impressed, but the cat was.

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glorytherainwing
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

true story that happened 2 weeks ago. my step-dad was planning on buying my mom a present, WHILE KEEPING IT SECRET THIS TIME, but my mom was planning to check his amazon shopping cart, untill dad's like, "IT WILL BE A SURPRISE THIS YEAR". 13 days later the gift comes and dad opens it, and lays it on the table unwrapped. mom comes home from work, sees the gift, and says, in a sarcastic way while holding the gift, "It WiLl bE a SuRpRiSe ThIs YeAr!!!" and my dad just standing in the living room like, "shut up....SHUT UP!!!". great start for the holidays

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Carol Roeder
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That story is so rich! Sounds like something my husband would do too!

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Michelle LAVAL
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOAN BETWEEN INDIVIDUALS ONLINE FREE OF CHARGE A VERY DYNAMIC TEAM TO THE TASK. Need I say more a hand to quit a financial stalemate that has lasted for a while because of your bank's refusal for a loan or financing, no problem even if you are stuck in your country and do not have access to financing leave an email : greniernathalie1@yahoo.com To know the conditions of granting loans and financing from major European banks without harassment and say goodbye to your financial problems. Note the areas in which we can help you to carry out your projects or break the deadlock. * Financial * Real estate loans * Investment loans Ps: Know that we work to your satisfaction, you can follow your file to know its evolution.

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Donna Reynolds
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have gotten a real tree for that price and planted it after.

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Id row
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or you could save a tree every year and get an artificial one.

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Karly Codr
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone else automatically national lampoons christmas vacation??

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Ashley Wright
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do I think? This guy’s 15 minutes of fame are now officially offer. #fail

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Lu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Delicious married flirtation, it’s cute.

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Bill
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im spoiled. I go cut my tree every year in the snow.

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Night Owl
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was skeptical already at the first pic because Christmas trees are sold in nets (at least over here) and the tree doesn't look properly strapped and secured on the car either

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EM
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My parent's house has very high ceilings, at least 20 ft, so my parents always pick out a massive tree, and this year, the tree is at least 15 ft.

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Jude Ponting
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That really is some poor photoshopping, that's just cut and paste , no way she wouldn't be able to tell . Who doesn't click on an a photo that they get sent to see it in full screen ? Staged

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I gotta say it, the photoshopped pic inside the house is suuuuper obvious lol

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Marcellus the Third
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once you know it is, then yes; and somewhat the same for the indoors... But the moment, especially on the way home looking at your messages: No, not at all --- I'd not suspect it for a second.

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Demi Zwaan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is she not upset by it costing 190 dollars? Tell me that’s not a normal price for such a tree...

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Lisa Kaufman
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually wasn't instantly shocked about the price because we live in the Bay Area and the average cost of a decent-sized tree is over $100. However, I would've been upset about having spent $190 if I then made him get rid of it! :)

Load More Replies...
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Sivi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother got a tree that was very wide, his wife was not impressed, but the cat was.

savannahrussell avatar
glorytherainwing
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

true story that happened 2 weeks ago. my step-dad was planning on buying my mom a present, WHILE KEEPING IT SECRET THIS TIME, but my mom was planning to check his amazon shopping cart, untill dad's like, "IT WILL BE A SURPRISE THIS YEAR". 13 days later the gift comes and dad opens it, and lays it on the table unwrapped. mom comes home from work, sees the gift, and says, in a sarcastic way while holding the gift, "It WiLl bE a SuRpRiSe ThIs YeAr!!!" and my dad just standing in the living room like, "shut up....SHUT UP!!!". great start for the holidays

firstbk50 avatar
Carol Roeder
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That story is so rich! Sounds like something my husband would do too!

michellelaval avatar
Michelle LAVAL
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOAN BETWEEN INDIVIDUALS ONLINE FREE OF CHARGE A VERY DYNAMIC TEAM TO THE TASK. Need I say more a hand to quit a financial stalemate that has lasted for a while because of your bank's refusal for a loan or financing, no problem even if you are stuck in your country and do not have access to financing leave an email : greniernathalie1@yahoo.com To know the conditions of granting loans and financing from major European banks without harassment and say goodbye to your financial problems. Note the areas in which we can help you to carry out your projects or break the deadlock. * Financial * Real estate loans * Investment loans Ps: Know that we work to your satisfaction, you can follow your file to know its evolution.

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Donna Reynolds
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have gotten a real tree for that price and planted it after.

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Id row
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or you could save a tree every year and get an artificial one.

kcodr13 avatar
Karly Codr
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone else automatically national lampoons christmas vacation??

ashleysovig avatar
Ashley Wright
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do I think? This guy’s 15 minutes of fame are now officially offer. #fail

luyendao avatar
Lu
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Delicious married flirtation, it’s cute.

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Bill
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im spoiled. I go cut my tree every year in the snow.

bpbperic avatar
Night Owl
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was skeptical already at the first pic because Christmas trees are sold in nets (at least over here) and the tree doesn't look properly strapped and secured on the car either

370819 avatar
EM
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My parent's house has very high ceilings, at least 20 ft, so my parents always pick out a massive tree, and this year, the tree is at least 15 ft.

judeponting avatar
Jude Ponting
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That really is some poor photoshopping, that's just cut and paste , no way she wouldn't be able to tell . Who doesn't click on an a photo that they get sent to see it in full screen ? Staged

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