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Dad Hilariously Destroys Desperate Guy Who Asked For His Daughter’s Number
Sometimes, desperate people looking for someone to hook up with can do stupid things, like Facebook stalking. But when it comes to non-stop messaging… Now that’s just downright creepy. Luckily, when you have a father with a sense of humor, the whole situation can be pretty funny.
Recently a Facebook conversation between Nathan Gray and a father named Robert was uploaded to Imgur. Nathan was pretending to be the ex-boyfriend of Robert’s daughter Skylar, in order to get her contact information. Nathan kept on asking for a way to contact Skylar, and Robert, instead of giving him Skylar’s number, gave him some life lessons and a whole lot of memes. You go, Robert!
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sunnyrei82 9 years ago
Oh, my God... going through all that horrible grammar was PAINFUL! My eyes were about to bleed. I have better grammar than that kid... and English is not my native language!
Rèdiño - - 9 years ago
Ahaha me too! And when you ask 'please' don't say 'pls' bc it's shorter, the answer will be 'no' bc it's shorter than 'yes'!
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David Gomez 9 years ago
Ohhhh man...that was absolutely cringe worthy! Like watching a pimple popping video, so bad u wanna stop, but still...keep..going.
Mistrz Varflock 9 years ago
Great plan: abuse a man few times and expect him to deliver your message to his daughter. I really hope it's fake, how could anyone be so unable to understand a simple "no" said in many different ways?
Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
Trust me, a lot of people do not understand the word "no".
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Sophia Marotta 9 years ago
I love the "its hard in the streets of my upper middle class white neighbourhood" I need to remember this!
Emma Clark 9 years ago
Haha! People with grammar like that make me want to gouge my eyes out, but I'm in middle school so that probably sounds kind of weird. I hate the "12 year old who loves Justin Bieber and sends chain mail and selfies" stereotype.
Lazy_Potato 9 years ago
Either this guy got no education, or he typed this drunk... The second one is more likely
Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
I've read this a few times and it just gets funnier. I guess this "kid" will only understand the concept of "no, you cannot talk to my daughter", when he one day, has his own offspring.
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
And when you start cursing at a parent, you've lost your mind and that respectful 'no' that you've been getting. The gloves are off and pray that you don't meet her dad anywhere near a dark alley.
Nancy Arnold 8 years ago
This made me laugh !! Give the lad a dictionary. He's spelling is so bad
Alin Maties 8 years ago
bro this has to be a troll AINT NO WAY ANYONE IS THAT DESPERATE AND STUPID AT THE SAME TIME LMFAO!!!
Kara Myers 9 years ago
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
Daniel Fleming 9 years ago
When was "qont" added to the dictionary? But sometimes using pls instead of please is just easier. I do it all the time. Do you type out hahahahaha or laughing out loud overtime you see something funny?
Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
Even my mum can spell better from him and she was born and raised in Cyprus! What's this guys excuse?
Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
But it's good entertainment. Live and learn. Teach that kid a lesson ;)
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sunnyrei82 9 years ago
Oh, my God... going through all that horrible grammar was PAINFUL! My eyes were about to bleed. I have better grammar than that kid... and English is not my native language!
Rèdiño - - 9 years ago
Ahaha me too! And when you ask 'please' don't say 'pls' bc it's shorter, the answer will be 'no' bc it's shorter than 'yes'!
Load More Replies... David Gomez 9 years ago
Ohhhh man...that was absolutely cringe worthy! Like watching a pimple popping video, so bad u wanna stop, but still...keep..going.
Mistrz Varflock 9 years ago
Great plan: abuse a man few times and expect him to deliver your message to his daughter. I really hope it's fake, how could anyone be so unable to understand a simple "no" said in many different ways?
Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
Trust me, a lot of people do not understand the word "no".
Load More Replies... Sophia Marotta 9 years ago
I love the "its hard in the streets of my upper middle class white neighbourhood" I need to remember this!
Emma Clark 9 years ago
Haha! People with grammar like that make me want to gouge my eyes out, but I'm in middle school so that probably sounds kind of weird. I hate the "12 year old who loves Justin Bieber and sends chain mail and selfies" stereotype.
Lazy_Potato 9 years ago
Either this guy got no education, or he typed this drunk... The second one is more likely
Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
I've read this a few times and it just gets funnier. I guess this "kid" will only understand the concept of "no, you cannot talk to my daughter", when he one day, has his own offspring.
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
And when you start cursing at a parent, you've lost your mind and that respectful 'no' that you've been getting. The gloves are off and pray that you don't meet her dad anywhere near a dark alley.
Nancy Arnold 8 years ago
This made me laugh !! Give the lad a dictionary. He's spelling is so bad
Alin Maties 8 years ago
bro this has to be a troll AINT NO WAY ANYONE IS THAT DESPERATE AND STUPID AT THE SAME TIME LMFAO!!!
Kara Myers 9 years ago
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
Daniel Fleming 9 years ago
When was "qont" added to the dictionary? But sometimes using pls instead of please is just easier. I do it all the time. Do you type out hahahahaha or laughing out loud overtime you see something funny?
Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
Even my mum can spell better from him and she was born and raised in Cyprus! What's this guys excuse?
Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
But it's good entertainment. Live and learn. Teach that kid a lesson ;)
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